Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

  1. 4D AGO

    369: Reviews of Mall Santas

    2 surfs,a quick dance, a few mushrooms and 2 giant connect 4 games See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    59 min

  2. DEC 17

    368: Reviews of Pet Psychics

    Sorry, pet communicators. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    50 min

  3. DEC 10

    367: Reviews of Renaissance Faires with Bryan Green

    This is gonna ruin the tour... What tour? The moose tour. Check out The Commercial Break! https://www.tcbpodcast.com Follow Bryan! https://instagram.com/bryanwgreen See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 47m

  4. DEC 3

    366: Reviews of Soup Recipes

    My soup is full of eels. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 2m

  5. NOV 26

    365: Reviews of Turkey Trots

    To see Xandy at his most athletic, check out our Instagram! https://www.instagram.com/beachtoosandy We also have new merch!! https://www.beachtoosandy.store See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 37m

  6. NOV 19

    364: Reviews of Labubus

    Give us money so Christine can buy more Labubus for her legion: www.patreon.com/BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 4m

  7. NOV 12

    363: Reviews of Great Wolf Lodge

    Tune in next week for 364: Reviews of Great Wolf Spider Lodge Stuff here: www.beachtoosandy.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 1m

  8. NOV 5

    362: Reviews of Hospitals with Nurse Blake

    Throw on your finest Armani tracksuit, because we've got hospitals to complain about. See Nurse Blake on tour or on the open sea!! https://www.nurseblake.com/ Follow him on Instagram @Nurse.Blake and TikTok @NurseBlake Join our Patreon for Noddy content! https://www.patreon.com/beachtoosandy We have merch! https://www.beachtoosandy.store Watch clips of your favorite moments! https://www.youtube.com/beachtoosandywatertoowet Find us on Instagram and TikTok @BeachTooSandy See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 31m
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by siblings Xandy and Christine Schiefer.

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  • Creator
    PodcastOne
  • Years Active
    2018 - 2025
  • Episodes
    421
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © © Xandy and Christine Schiefer. All Rights Reserved
  • Show Website
    Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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