The Update with Brandon Julien

Brandon Julien

New York is a city full of stories. On The Update with Brandon Julien, we just happen to have many of them. Wherever you may be or however you may listen to us, get caught up on everything that you need to know because anything can happen in New York.

  1. The Update (NBA Finals Game 5)- June 13th

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    The Update (NBA Finals Game 5)- June 13th

    In today’s edition of The Update Journal, we begin with a summer watchlist that technically came out four years ago, but emotionally still feels like it needs a viewer discretion warning, a glass of water, and somebody posted near the light switch. I’m rewatching Interview With the Vampire in the daytime this time, because the first attempt had too much biting, too much tension, and too many moments where I had to change the channel like I was hiding evidence from a grand jury. This is not casual television. This is a series you watch with the blinds open, the volume controlled, and the full understanding that AMC was trying to make people nervous in multiple ways at once. Then, we pay tribute to Bill Ritter, a true New York news legend stepping away from the anchor desk after a deeply personal announcement that none of us were emotionally prepared for. For years, Bill was one of those voices you expected to be there when the day got messy, when the city got loud, and when New York needed somebody calm enough to explain what just happened without making us panic more. His announcement hit hard because he was not just reading the news — he became part of the rhythm of the city. It is the end of an era, the kind where you suddenly realize somebody has been in your living room longer than half the furniture, and somehow more reliable than the Wi-Fi. And finally, The Last Word looks ahead to Game 5 in San Antonio, where the Knicks are one win away from history, one win away from a championship, and one win away from making New York act like every horn, firework, group chat, and folding table in the five boroughs got activated at the same time. This is the kind of moment fans dream about, stress about, and somehow turn into a public safety meeting before tipoff. If the Knicks finish the job, the city may not sleep for three days — and if there’s a parade, I will be celebrating from a secure undisclosed location called “my house.” In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Saturday, beloved WABC anchor Bill Ritter said he’s stepping down from the role and shared he’s been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s disease in a moving statement to audiences. Meanwhile, Gene Shalit, a movie critic and arts reporter for the “Today” show over four decades who was known for his puffy hair, oversized handlebar mustache and affection for groan-inducing puns, has died. He was 100. Early voting starts in New York’s Democratic primaries — with several high-profile races involving far-left insurgents backed by Mayor Zohran Mamdani aiming to take down moderate incumbents. And residents in tornado-ravaged areas in Illinois and Indiana were grappling with the damage to their homes and neighborhoods, after the strong line of storms barreled through communities south of Chicago and left trails of destruction. Cleanup efforts were underway, and utility companies said power restoration efforts could extend into next week.

    1h 59m
  2. The Update- June 12th

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    The Update- June 12th

    In today’s edition of The Update Journal, Elmo commits the most controversial act in modern sports media: hoping both NBA Finals teams have fun. That’s it. That was the statement. But because this is New York, that somehow turned into a citywide emergency where people started acting like Elmo should be subpoenaed, cross-examined, and asked under oath whether he’s secretly a Spurs fan. One innocent Sesame Street post went off the rails fast, and now everybody’s yelling at a three-and-a-half-year-old red monster like he controls the Knicks’ fourth-quarter rotations. Then, the Bears are reportedly moving from Chicago to… Hammond, Indiana? Moving to where now? Not Arlington Heights. Not some shiny stadium district with luxury boxes and a fake “entertainment village.” Hammond. A place that sounds like your GPS gave up and said, “Honestly, just pull over somewhere.” We take a look at how an NFL team goes from one of America’s biggest cities to a location that feels like the answer to a question nobody asked — and whether Bears fans are supposed to be excited, confused, or just thankful parking might be easier. And in The Last Word, it’s time to Finish Strong — because whether it’s sports chaos, questionable relocation rumors, work, school, summer heat, or just trying to get through the week without losing your mind, the mission is the same: don’t fall apart before the credits roll. We’re not asking for perfection. We’re asking for enough energy to cross the finish line, look alive, and pretend this was the plan the whole time. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Friday, severe weather will bring sizzling temperatures and strong thunderstorms to New York — even offering intense enough conditions for a tornado to form, according to forecasters. Commuters could be up a creek — yet again! The problem-plagued New Jersey Transit system is readying two massive boats to ferry World Cup fans across the Hudson River to games in case of a meltdown on the rails, officials said. And in Minnesota, a man who pounded on Democratic lawmakers’ doors in the middle of the night while posing as a police officer, killing the state House speaker and her husband and wounding a state senator and his wife, pleaded guilty to murder so that federal prosecutors would not seek the death penalty.

    1h 54m
  3. The Update- June 11th

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    The Update- June 11th

    In today’s edition of The Update Journal, we’re checking in on the Yankees after a May that had wins, warning signs, and enough “we’ll circle back to this” energy to make June feel like a performance review. May gave Yankee fans reasons to feel confident, but June is walking in with a clipboard, a suspicious facial expression, and follow-up questions like, “Can this bullpen hold up?” “Is the lineup consistent?” and “Are we calling this a hot streak or are we calling HR?” Then, we investigate one of the greatest lies ever sold to the public: horsepower. Because apparently, one horse can produce up to 15 horsepower, which means the entire transportation industry has been using a measurement system that sounds like it was created by a man standing next to a wagon saying, “Trust me, I know horses.” At some point, somebody looked at a horse, saw it briefly become a four-legged engine, and still decided to undersell the animal like it was a used Honda Civic. That’s not science — that’s equine defamation with a math degree. And today’s Honorable Mention takes us to a viral engagement video where one couple was falling hard in love… and one fiancé may have been standing a little too proudly in the moment. Congratulations to the happy couple, but also congratulations to the internet, because once again, it ignored the romance, the ring, the scenery, and the emotional milestone, and instead formed a full investigative committee around one suspicious pants-related development. Love is beautiful. The internet is undefeated. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Thursday, Madison Square Garden canceled a planned Knicks watch party outside the arena hours before the NBA Finals Game 4— as owner James Dolan unloaded on Mayor Zohran Mamdani as a fake fan of the team. A 41-year-old man was stabbed repeatedly and left clinging to life in a brutal attack inside a Brooklyn barbershop, cops and sources said. And in Chicago, a large burning cross — a historic symbol of hate and intimidation against Black Americans — was discovered in a Chicago park where former President Barack Obama famously delivered his acceptance speech when he was elected the nation’s first Black president.

    1h 42m
  4. The Update- June 10th

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    The Update- June 10th

    In today’s edition of The Update Journal, the Mets come out of May looking refreshed, rebranded, and dangerously close to giving fans hope — which, as we know, is usually when the emotional trapdoor opens. May felt like the makeover montage in a sports movie: better pitching, better vibes, fewer moments where you stare at the TV like it owes you money. But now June is here, and June is the group project presentation. Everybody has to stand in front of the class, explain what they contributed, and prove May wasn’t just a month-long typo. Then, we revisit one of the most ridiculous true-crime fast-food stories ever: a man named Ronald MacDonald robbing a Wendy’s in 2005. That is not a joke, not a rejected Onion headline, and not something your cousin made up after too much Sprite. A man with a name one letter away from the face of McDonald’s allegedly walked into Wendy’s and committed a fast-food felony. Somewhere, the Hamburglar was probably watching the news like, “This is bad for the brand.” And honestly, Wendy’s had every right to be offended. You can’t show up with that name and rob the competition. That’s not crime — that’s cross-promotional chaos. And in Brandon’s Take, we talk about why saving money in the summer feels like a myth, a rumor, a financial bedtime story parents tell kids so they’ll stop asking for Mister Softee. You try to be responsible. You say, “I’m staying home. I’m not spending money.” Then the A/C bill arrives wearing sunglasses, the ice cream truck starts playing psychological warfare music outside your window, and every “quick little outing” somehow costs $38 before you even sit down. Summer doesn’t just test your patience — it checks your pockets, laughs, and charges you extra for being outside. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Wednesday, MSG is calling a foul. Officials at the World’s Most Famous Arena slammed “party poopers” Mayor Mamdani and NYPD Commissioner Jessica Tisch for keeping security restrictions around the Knicks’ arena – as it was revealed Game 4’s outdoor watch party will be downsized. A Queens landlord who “mercilessly slaughtered” his gal pal and two tenants, claiming he was under “a lot of pressure,’’ was hit with three life sentences Tuesday — after balking at a plea deal. And in Texas, a teenager who fatally stabbed a 17-year-old track athlete from a rival team during a high school meet was convicted of murder and sentenced to 35 years in prison in a case that drew wide attention beyond the booming Dallas suburb where they were students.

    1h 57m
  5. The Update- June 9th

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    The Update- June 9th

    In today’s edition of The Update Journal, the Yankees try to figure out life without Aaron Judge, which is like asking the Avengers to handle the final battle without Captain America, Iron Man, or anyone tall enough to reach the good snacks on top of the fridge. Judge’s rib injury comes with that dreaded “4–6 weeks before re-imaging” timeline, which is not a return date — it’s a medical cliffhanger. That means the Yankees aren’t just waiting for him to come back; they’re waiting to find out when they can start waiting for him to come back. Somewhere in the Bronx, the lineup card is being filled out with prayer, duct tape, and whatever’s left in the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders group chat. Then, A Closer Look heads to the NBA Finals, where ESPN somehow found itself in hot water for using an AI-generated Tony Parker image during Game 1. Because apparently the Worldwide Leader in Sports had access to decades of NBA footage, Getty Images, highlight packages, old Spurs broadcasts, and probably at least one intern who knows how Google Images works… and still chose “Tony Parker if he was rendered by a confused Xbox.” It’s bad enough when AI steals jobs, but now it’s apparently stealing cheekbones from retired point guards. And in today’s Honorable Mention, we visit LA’s first bikini coffee shop, where the baristas are serving lattes, dealing with weirdos, and proving once again that some people cannot be trusted around caffeine, confidence, or women just trying to do their jobs. It’s one thing to order an iced vanilla latte; it’s another thing to make the barista mentally file you under “security risk with oat milk.” Only in Los Angeles could coffee come with foam art, a dress code controversy, and a customer base that needs to be reminded this is still technically a workplace. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Tuesday, a teen yakking on his phone on a bus was told by a fellow rider to pipe down — and turned around and fatally shot the guy, cops and law-enforcement sources said. A jury convicted a man of manslaughter as a hate crime in the death of O’Shae Sibley, who was killed at a Brooklyn gas station during a confrontation that began with a group of young people shouting racist and anti-gay slurs at the professional dancer and his friends as they vogued to a Beyoncé song. And out in the American West, Progressive city council member Nithya Raman has advanced to a November runoff against Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, setting up an unexpected matchup between two Democrats and former political allies to run the struggling city of nearly 4 million.

    2h 13m
  6. The Update- June 8th

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    The Update- June 8th

    In today’s edition of The Update Journal, we begin with what was supposed to be a casual trip into AMC’s Interview With the Vampire, and somehow ended with Anne Rice lore, emotional damage, and me wondering why nobody assigned Claudia a therapist, a curfew, or a probation officer. Because once I found out about Claudia — who she was, what happened to her, and the full weight of her story — that’s when the nightmares started. Not just regular vampire nightmares, either. Specific Claudia nightmares. The kind where she shows up in my subconscious like, “You understand me now, right?” And I’m like, “Yes… which is exactly why I’m running.” Then, it’s A Closer Look at the complicated experience of wanting the Knicks to win the NBA Finals… until I remember James Dolan exists. I want the players to win, the fans to win, and the city to finally explode with joy. But every time the celebration starts forming in my head, Dolan appears in the mental group chat like, “Don’t forget who owns the building.” And finally, graduation season is here — that beautiful time of year when families gather in hot auditoriums and crowded gyms to clap for people they absolutely do not know. You hear a name, everybody cheers, and suddenly you’re clapping too like, “Yes, whoever that was! Proud of you!” Because graduation is basically two hours of polite hostage behavior… with diplomas. In the headlines on #TheUpdate this Monday, Five people were injured in a stabbing inside Penn Station, according to authorities. Five people were rushed to Bellevue Hospital, including one person with serious injuries, two people with moderate injuries, and two others with minor injuries, fire officials said. An 85-year-old pedestrian was struck and killed by a falling tree inside a Queens park on Saturday night in a fatal freak mishap, according to police. And in Ohio, police still had no suspects in custody after a weekend shooting near a street festival wounded 12 people and sent attendees scrambling for cover in a busy Toledo neighborhood.

    2h 5m

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New York is a city full of stories. On The Update with Brandon Julien, we just happen to have many of them. Wherever you may be or however you may listen to us, get caught up on everything that you need to know because anything can happen in New York.