10 episodes

Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs is a serialised reading of a novel by one, David Goodchild. The following signal was intercepted and decoded by a satellite put into orbit by the Japanese cat food conglomerate Pusigut 25. The message warped, snarled and exploded out of the cylinders and into the wet brain of a young man working on a waste incineration plant in North London. Through his hands, this message reached textual climax. Here it is.

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs Mike Pearce

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs is a serialised reading of a novel by one, David Goodchild. The following signal was intercepted and decoded by a satellite put into orbit by the Japanese cat food conglomerate Pusigut 25. The message warped, snarled and exploded out of the cylinders and into the wet brain of a young man working on a waste incineration plant in North London. Through his hands, this message reached textual climax. Here it is.

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    Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It

    Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It

    Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It



    In chapter26, we learn from DPG about the new visors that enhance writing, a special orb for Western Transportation and Sex Crazed Neon WOMEN.



    Do you understand the importance of alliteration?



    Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com
    Visit: automaticbiography.com  



    SFX:
    https://freesound.org/s/423636/

    Music:
    From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

    • 13 min
    Episode 9: Injecting The Sky/Back On Track Trailing Tumbleweed and Roses

    Episode 9: Injecting The Sky/Back On Track Trailing Tumbleweed and Roses

    In chapters 24 and 25, DPG explains Multiple Impact Clusters and their effect on the human psyche and how it's not too dissimilar to a ride on a London Bus. We then drop into Enio territory, where we bear witness to the loss of one of DPGs testicles to a Cycloptic Badass with a quick draw.



    Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com
    Visit: automaticbiography.com  



    SFX:

    https://freesound.org/s/389642/
    https://freesound.org/s/388903/
    https://freesound.org/s/19836/
    https://freesound.org/s/33547/
    https://freesound.org/s/415912/
    https://freesound.org/s/156031/

    Music:
    From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

    • 9 min
    Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper

    Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper

    Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper

    In chapters 21, 22 and 23, we find out what actually happened to Lots wife (her from the bible), the details of DPGs workplace and Jackie, who rules like a wet dream queen for erotic eternity.



    Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com
    Visit: automaticbiography.com 



    SFX:

    https://freesound.org/s/394601/
    https://freesound.org/s/403974/
    https://freesound.org/s/155312/
    https://freesound.org/s/194806/
    https://freesound.org/s/345988/
    https://freesound.org/s/435957/
    https://freesound.org/s/270650/
    https://freesound.org/s/204961/
    https://freesound.org/s/393398/
    https://freesound.org/s/457869/
    https://freesound.org/s/140867/

    Music:
    From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

    • 10 min
    Episode 7: Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley

    Episode 7: Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley

    Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley

    DPG plans his literary career with startling clarity. Ralph is a t**t. On Snowflakes. DPG Sex Clones and Pete Shelley

    Sound effects:
    "Dramatic Organ, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
    https://freesound.org/s/404945/
    https://freesound.org/s/178030/
    https://freesound.org/s/131145/



    Music:

    Flighty Theme by Kevin MacLeod and Hero In Peril by Audionautix are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Artist: http://incompetech.com/ 
    Artist: http://audionautix.com/ 

    • 11 min
    Episode 6: The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile

    Episode 6: The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile

    The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile 

    In which we meet Jesus on the dole. A new story about Rachel and peas and the cure for cancer. 

    Sound effects:
    https://freesound.org/s/459449/
    https://freesound.org/s/198876/ 

    Music:
    http://freemusicarchive.org/music/InSpectr/Fungi_Compilation/InSpectr_-_VA_-_Fungi_Compilation_-_20_Armillaria

    • 12 min
    Episode 5: California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit

    Episode 5: California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit

    California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit.

    This episode has some amazing deals to San Francisco, if your partner is a shark. A look back at band-flavoured perfume and the draw of sexual chimneys causing abnormal motion. Gibbon feet and gusting anus' and the story of Benny the Criminal Banana. What a t**t.

    Get in touch: queasy@automaticbiography.com
    Visit: automaticbiography.com



    Sound effects:
    https://freesound.org/s/323438/
    https://freesound.org/s/457869/
    https://freesound.org/s/44214/
    https://freesound.org/s/458396/
    https://freesound.org/s/194624/
    https://freesound.org/s/445723/
    https://freesound.org/s/110011/
    https://freesound.org/s/414025/
    https://freesound.org/s/334238/
    https://freesound.org/s/458396/
    https://freesound.org/s/110390/
    https://freesound.org/s/439520/
    https://freesound.org/s/181625/

    Music:
    (all from youtube music library)

    • 13 min

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