Cosmic Love with Madam Xandra

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It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy. Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex. Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays? Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!

  1. Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares

    07/25/2019

    Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson  Featuring the vocal talents of:  Katie Self as Madam Xandra  Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly  Katie Pelensky as Eddy  Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie  Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard  Luke Rampersad as Guard  Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C  Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice  Katie Markovich as Janessa  Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov  Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker  Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix).  Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 205817_yuval_footsteps-pavement-street, 40158_sagetyrtle_crash, 387916_owl_hungry-guinea-pigs, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 179129_deleted-user-3330286_struggle-thelastday-sound, 369988_northern87_lid-of-chest-hitting-northern87, 361471_sunnyflower_laser-gun, 348749_scriotxstudios_running-in-high-heels-on-tile, 426888_thisusernameis_beep4, 423216_pfranzen_punching-someone-and-dragging-them-away-without-gain, 39028_wildweasel_cardlock-open, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 189323_qubodup_shaking-metal-cutlery-holder, 120510_kno-sfx_big-crash-ambient-1, 135463_joelaudio_quick-smash-003, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 267716_robinhood76_05648-scifi-flare-whizz, 402821_inspectorj_whizzing-lip-whistle-a, 244394_werra_bang-explosion-metallic, 467260_livvy0221_air-vent-open-close, 435853_dersuperanton_running-loud, 367221_elliottmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1, 450790_kyles_door-wood-bang-on-aggressively-various, 245959_caderesounds_robotic-repair, Store_Door_Chime_Mike_Koenig-570742973, 161873_eneasz_wooden-door-smash-open, 172369_klankbeeld_marching-boots, 116505_owdeo_transporter-beam, and 371276_cabled-mess_powering-up-funny-sci-fi.

    19 min
  2. Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil

    07/18/2019

    Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson  Featuring the vocal talents of:  Katie Self as Madam Xandra  Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly  Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie  Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice  Clinton Roper Elledge as Corporal Mincent Flim Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C  Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker  Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Call to Adventure, Wounded, The Descent, Local Forecast - Elevator, Cryptic Sorrow, and Stages of Grief. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.  Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 159399_noirenex_power-down, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 219499_jarredgibb_door-creak, 322454_goodlistener_horse-snort-2, 411789_inspectorj_door-wooden-close-a-h6-ms, 202106_spookymodem_wood-thud-underfoot, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 164586_adam-n_wood-impact-2, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 119554_vrodge_office-elevator-door-open-ding, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeak-2-seconds, 218890_dubodup_door-smash-1, 407663_nagwense_creaking-two-step-wooden-stool, 95011_kineticturtle_bookcase-rattling, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 204762_yuval_hamster-eating, 413634_krnfa_foley-pat-on-the-jacket, and 322445_goodlistener_horse-whinny-1.

    23 min
  3. Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst

    07/11/2019

    Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson  Featuring the vocal talents of:  Katie Self as Madam Xandra  Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly  Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie  Brian Donovan as Hans Frei  Luke Rampersad as Mr. Sweet Peaches  Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker  Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Not As It Seems, Scheming Weasel, Tenebrous Brothers Carnival Act One, Arcadia, Danse Macabre, and Sneaky. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.  Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 234774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 422651_trullilulli_sfx-player-action-phone-pick-up, 432313_1tmsounds_dialing-numbers, 39061_genviou_rings, 175620_ondrosik_answer3, Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels, 446110_justinvoke_hatch-door-close, 249570_rivernile7_sitting-down-on-chair, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 403713_timbre_synthesized-ringtone-170904, 202106_spookymodem_wood-thud-underfoot, 348242_newagesoup_punch-boxing-03, 367221_elliottmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, and 245959_caderesounds_robotic-repair.

    25 min
  4. A Holiday Message From Joot Blark

    07/04/2019 · BONUS

    A Holiday Message From Joot Blark

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson  Featuring the vocal talents of:  Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice  Sound effects from freesound.org: Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973 and 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission.

    1 min
  5. Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat

    06/27/2019

    Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson  Featuring the vocal talents of:  Katie Self as Madam Xandra  Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly  Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie  Luke Rampersad as Dr. Mort Glortson  Clinton Roper Elledge as Colonel Rrkarrk  Brian Donovan as Hans Frei  Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice  Katie Markovich as Ad Voice  Tony Werner as Ad Voice  Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker  Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Amazing Plan, Thinking Music, Hidden Agenda, Zazie, and Sardana. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.  Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 98883_noirenex_power-up, 342712_spacejoe_misc-lock-picks, 160215_qubodup_unlocking-door-lock, 431117_inspectorj_door-front-opening-a, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 389687_meggiepie_squeaky-wheels, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 240665_celticvalkyria_bodyfall, 235761_lex777_pillbottle-pills-open-close-01, 322445_goodlistener_horsewhinny-1, 471903_sheyvan_newspaper-rustling, 463843_filipiwo_opening-the-umbrella, 362959_gastonsaenz_fly-4-horse-steps-01, 347858_alienxxx_close-window, and 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1.

    22 min
  6. Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating

    06/20/2019

    Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson Featuring the vocal talents of: Katie Self as Madam Xandra Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C Brian Donovan as Dok Bloodnikov Lena Valentine as Ad Voice Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Vadodora, Le Grand Chase, Supernatural Radio A, Thaxted, River Flute, Penumbra, Reawakening, and Reunited. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeek-2-seconds, 218890_qubodup_door-smash-1, and 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot.

    25 min
  7. Season 2 Episode 3: Like A Shiny Piece of Metal Crashing At Dawn

    06/13/2019

    Season 2 Episode 3: Like A Shiny Piece of Metal Crashing At Dawn

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson Featuring the vocal talents of: Katie Self as Madam Xandra Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie Sam Manual as Nebula Jim Jesse Abbott Chin as Drunken Customer Katie Markovich as Mrs. Blossom AntiMatter Torpedo Brian Donovan as Hans Frei Lena Valentine as Ad Voice Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Super Cool Power Dude, Winner Winner, Surf Shimmy, Jalandhar, Vadodora, Melodie Victoria, Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, and Le Grand Chase. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.   Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 389675_meggiepie_closet-door-open-near, 177938_erikh2000_spogey-robot-walk, 398035_swordofkings128_tool-box-sounds-2, 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels_1, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 261985_ericlemans_busy-bar-ambient-sound, 367221_elliotmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, 249570_rivernile7_sitting-down-on-chair, 245908_ediecz_drawer-open-close-02, 63511_florian-reinke_paper2, Store_Door_Chime-Mike_Koenig-570742973, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 50941_qubodup_stupid-falls, 277717_wibwob_jumping-onto-a-hard-floor-with-shoes-and-some-walking-sounds, 327284_studenttanita_small-handcuffs-opening-and-closing, and 360677_djlarson3_duct-tape.

    22 min
  8. Season 2 Episode 2: Just So Many Dogs

    06/06/2019

    Season 2 Episode 2: Just So Many Dogs

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson Featuring the vocal talents of: Katie Self as Madam Xandra Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly Katie Pelensky as Eddy Kimberly Alexander as Mrs. Drupeld Vapurm Sam Manual as Nebula Jim Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): The Show Must Be Go, Teddy Bear Waltz, Life of Riley, Tango de Manzana, Heavy Heart, and Super Power Cool Dude. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Gourd Travel). Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 218316_splicesound_wooden-chair-push-in-pull-out, 348749_scriotxstudios_running-in-high-heels-on-tile, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, and 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels_1.

    22 min
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It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy. Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex. Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays? Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!

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