She'll Watch Anything

Jazeen Hollings

‘She’ll Watch Anything’ is a movie review channel hosted by me, Jazeen. I go to the theatre for the Oscar contender, the video game adaptation and the wicker husband movie, and give every one of them a fair shot. Not all of them are good but I love them anyway. Left the House — I break down the new releases I just saw in theatres, for anyone who’s seen them too. Stay With Me Here — a friend and I discuss a movie we both saw. Full spoilers, always.

  1. Nov 2

    Wicker | Stay With Me Here #3

    Jazeen and Stuart dig into Wicker, Eleanor Wilson and Alex Huston Fischer's raunchy fairy tale about a lonely Fisherwoman (Olivia Colman) who commissions a husband made of wicker (Alexander Skarsgård) from the town Basketmaker (Peter Dinklage). They get into the marital collars, the carrot-and-goat wedding ritual, the perfect Wicker Himbo, the worst doctor in cinema, and Stuart's theory that the movie was this close to being a full critique of capitalism. Jazeen loved Dinklage's monologues. Stuart thought they were overacted. Plus: is this just The Shape of Water with better jokes? Full spoilers. This one is for people who have already seen the movie. Were Dinklage's monologues the heart of the movie or too Shakespearean for a naughty fairy tale? Let her know on YouTube and TikTok @shellwatchanything. (00:00) Cold open (00:26) Intro (01:07) First takes (05:24) Marriage and the collar (10:14) Wicker himbo (12:51) Town traditions (17:24) No consequences for the fire (21:26) The wicker baby and the bad doctor (26:54) Stuart's capitalism theory (35:48) The tailor's wife (42:03) Dinklage's monologues (45:50) Costumes, buckets and a cult classic (52:19) Wicker vs. The Shape of Water (56:05) Final thoughts and Wicker Dong

  2. Oct 26

    Digger | Stay With Me Here #2

    Jazeen knew Stuart would hate Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s Digger, and he did. She loved it, so they spend an hour and a half figuring out why the same heavy-handed movie worked for her and drove him up the wall: Don’t Look Up with extra steps, the play twist, who’s paying for all this art, and whether Les Grossman is the better Tom Cruise villain. Full spoilers. (00:00) Cold open(00:28) Called it: Stuart was always going to hate this(03:59) Stuart’s take: Don’t Look Up with extra steps(10:39) Jazeen’s take: a big, messy swing(14:23) The twist: it’s a play(20:48) Who pays for art? Oil, AI and Digger’s speech(31:21) Is the play supposed to be this annoying?(38:39) What didn’t work: the wife scenes and the Plemons speech(42:52) The ending: does art even matter?(45:39) Cinematography: why shoot them like gods?(51:54) How would we fix it?(01:14:16) Irritating on purpose: Lanthimos and soulless movies(01:21:13) Les Grossman vs. Digger

    Digger | Stay With Me Here #2

  3. Oct 24

    Clayface, Street Fighter, You Can See Everything & More | Left the House #2

    Jazeen saw five new movies in theatres and only three were worth leaving the house for. She breaks down Clayface, Street Fighter, You Can See Everything, Wicker and Whalefall, from Clayface's body horror and Street Fighter's over-edited fights to the Who's on First scene in Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim's documentary, Olivia Colman and Alexander Skarsgård's strange, tender Wicker, and why Austin Abrams keeps playing characters who talk to themselves. Full spoilers. This one is for people who have already seen the movies. Which would you go back in time and leave the house for, and which one do you want your money back on? Let her know on Instagram and TikTok @shellwatchanything. (00:00) Intro (01:03) Clayface (06:50) Street Fighter (10:24) You Can See Everything (14:53) Wicker (20:05) Whalefall (24:56) What she missed + your picks

  4. Oct 19

    You Can See Everything | Stay With Me Here #1

    Pals Jazeen and Stuart can't get over You Can See Everything, the Nathan Fielder x Lance Oppenheim documentary about Elizabeth Holmes. They have almost an hour and a half of things to say about it. Who’s manipulating whom, the fake breakup letter, Billy, the shower scene, Who’s on First, and whether this is the best documentary either of them has ever seen. Full spoilers throughout. (00:00) Intro(00:16) What we knew about Theranos(02:50) Nathan Fielder and The Rehearsal(07:01) Nathan vs Elizabeth and the fake breakup letter(12:42) The kids and Billy(17:58) Billy, money and the meet-cute(20:40) The egg and the shower scene(23:09) Who’s on First(29:32) Watching The Dropout(32:40) The parents, Enron and the gag gift(40:20) You’ll be alright(44:05) Enter Amanda Seyfried(46:57) The ocean swim(55:42) Billy unmasked(01:00:39) The prison reenactment(01:06:04) Willfully manipulated(01:16:30) Best documentary ever?

    You Can See Everything | Stay With Me Here #1

  5. Oct 10

    Resident Evil, Digger, Primetime & More | Left the House #1

    Welcome to Leave the House?, a new Reel Rumble show where I tell you which movies are worth putting on real pants for. Every other week I’ll be ranting about what I’ve seen in theatres and giving you a straight answer: leave the house, or stay on the couch. This time: five films from September and early October 2026. Zach Cregger turns Resident Evil into a stoner-comedy video game nightmare. Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen in Lance Oppenheim’s deeply uncomfortable Primetime. Tom Cruise and Iñárritu take the biggest swing of the year with Digger (critics are wrong, fight me). Brad Pitt and a very good dog survive Alaska in Heart of the Beast. And Jessica Chastain does her best in Other Mommy, which… we need to talk about that title. Seen any of these? Tell me if I’m crazy, or tell me I saved you $16. 0:00 Intro 2:41 Resident Evil 6:03 Primetime 12:49 Digger 16:52 Heart of the Beast 20:19 Other Mommy 24:03 Wrap-up

    Resident Evil, Digger, Primetime & More | Left the House #1

  6. 07/31/2024

    Campy Musicals Pt 1: Rocky Horror & Little Shop

    What makes camp, camp? What is the best campy musical? In part one of this two part series, Jazeen and Stuart try really, really hard to answer these questions so some success maybe, sort of? They watched Rocky Horror Picture Show and Little Shop of Horrors for this rumble and chatted about things like Steve Martin's ability to act like a total butt, they're love of Tim Curry, and how practical effects are just better.

  7. 07/03/2024

    Who Dun Its: Clue & Murder by Death

    Which one of these movies is more fun and why? Stuart and Jazeen get ranty, they get mad, they cannot believe one of these things got made. Clue, based on the board game, focuses on a mysterious dinner party full of mysterious guests in a mysterious mansion. All being blackmailed, the dinner guests are given a weapon, a candlestick, a knife, a gun, and so forth. They’re faced with a choice — kill the butler, leave quietly and remain the victims of blackmail with their secrets intact or kill the blackmailer and all of their informants. When people start dropping like flies, the dinner guests split up and search the house for the murderer before the police arrive.  In Murder by Death, a group of world-famous detectives, the best of the best, are invited to the large house of a very rich and powerful man and are challenged to solve a murder. The winner gets a million dollars. When the wrong person is murdered instead, the plot thickens and the detectives must solve the case before time is up.

  8. 06/26/2024

    Japanese Horror: Pulse & Dark Water

    Stuart and Jazeen talk about how stories should have a central question that gets us invested, why having a symbol in a movie isn’t enough to make Stuart care, how to make Pulse 10% better (there's no saving Dark Water) and how Jazeen went from a lover of J Horror to not. Pulse centres around three disconnected storylines trying to figure out why in the heck people in Toyko keep disappearing. Apparently, the internet has become a breeding ground of malevolent spirits that just want a friend. They’re lonely. Super lonely. Even the living are super lonely. We all lonely.  In Dark Water, newly divorced and unstable Yoshimi must fight for the custody and care of her daughter while trying to piece her life back together. Her and her daughter move into an apartment building with some really bad water leakage problems and are quickly haunted by the ghost of a little girl.

    Japanese Horror: Pulse & Dark Water
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About

‘She’ll Watch Anything’ is a movie review channel hosted by me, Jazeen. I go to the theatre for the Oscar contender, the video game adaptation and the wicker husband movie, and give every one of them a fair shot. Not all of them are good but I love them anyway. Left the House — I break down the new releases I just saw in theatres, for anyone who’s seen them too. Stay With Me Here — a friend and I discuss a movie we both saw. Full spoilers, always.

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  • Creator
    Jazeen Hollings
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    33
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jazeen Hollings
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    She'll Watch Anything