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Up talking, vocal fry, saying “like” every other word, generic California accents even though none of them are from there and a general entitled snottiness that is unearned. But they are funny underneath all this annoying stuff. And the indie/punk/internet culture reference points from 10-20 years ago make me feel scene. compared to them I’m a pinnacle of masculinity even though the rock would wonder if I’m a eunuch. There’s nothing wrong with being a teenage valley girl . It’s just confusing when “men” are like that so your brain can’t get past it to hear what they are saying. Their guests are in the same vein. I’d love to see what these guys are like when they talk to a girl they like. It would be so fascinating. i can’t imagine one of them asking directly for contact info. I bet they’re the types to go through an Instagram deep dive to try to set up a time to Meet up in real life.

I’m a simple man I like to Barb Que, drink Dr Pepper 10, and catch trout by the bucket and this podcast is the only soundtrack to that hardcore lifestyle that gets me through that insufferable void of existence. Rock Flag and Eagle Brother!

epic

the funko pop! of podcasting. the thumbnail art for this show should be the Soyboy trio meme.