Monsters Conquer The World

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Matt and Ralph dive into the fun and freaky world of monster movies, real-life (?) cryptids, world folklore, paranormal phenomena and more! Anything with killer kaiju, crazy creatures, and bitchin' beasts is fair game!

Episodes

  1. 02/13/2020

    Organism 46-B!

    A lost episode! Thanks to Ralph's audio necromancy you can join in as he and Matt dive into the murky waters of Organism 46-B! Is Vladimir Putin's sinister spy-squid the next great horror of the information age?... or are we being trolled? We also tour Antarctica and sample its many conspiracy theories. Russian accents galore! Teepublic Blog Theme Song

    52 min

  2. 10/28/2019

    La Llorona!

    The fellas are joined by their dear, sweet friend Richard to review 2019's The Curse of La Llorona. Richard shares stories of growing up knowing and (sorta) fearing the story. Patreon bonus includes extra spooooky ghost stories. New logo design by our pal Mikey, who does not like publicity. We have shirts and mugs and stuff now! Be sure to check that out as well. Teepublic Patreon Blog Theme Song

    1h 21m

  3. 09/26/2019

    Colossal!

    The fellas cringe their way through 2016's "Colossal". Not because it's bad but it brings up a whole lot of feelings and feelings are AWFUL! Pretty good movie though. To be fair. A lot to dig through here but we do it with all the panache you've come to expect from a High Level podcast like ours. Special thanks to our patron Riccio for sponsoring this one! patreon.com/monstersconquer monstersconquertheworld.com

    1h 7m

  4. 08/29/2019

    Shin Godzilla (feat. Zachary Bergman)!

    We take a deep dive into the (instant) classic Shin Godzilla! We give our thoughts as Godzilla fans and then we interview our friend Zach Bergman (aka Sour Gout) on the game-changing career of Hideaki Anno. Great one for old and new, Godzilla and Evangelion fans alike. PATREON BLOG "Shadows of Fukushima" video

    2h 6m

  5. 08/23/2019

    BONUS: Goofy! What Is He!?

    In this episode we explore what it means to be a Goof. Ralph has a strong theory (and a couple weak ones), but where we end up will surely become food for thought. Did we blow the lid off this one? Yes. But if anyone asks act like we were more humble about it. We might have blown the lid off. We're not sure. This is a bonus episode originally released to our Patreon subscribers. For more bonus episodes subscribe to our Patreon at patreon.com/monstersconquer at the $5 level or above. More tiers coming soon. Special thanks to everyone who has subscribed so far! monstersconquertheworld.com

    52 min

  6. 08/16/2019

    Jason X!

    We talk about the 2001 sci-fi/horror classic (?) Jason X. A confusing film about lost nipples, which we love. Plenty of the analytical yelling and constant asides you've come to tolerate from us. This is our first episode chosen by a patron. They would like to dedicate the episode to Goofy Goof for being a great dad. monstersconquertheworld.com patreon.com/monstersconquer

    1h 47m

  7. 07/24/2019

    Godzilla vs. Gigan!

    We give a rundown/review of the 1972 classic Godzilla vs. Gigan. A lot of corn talk! This is a great one if you want to yell at Ralph for not knowing anything. Don't chew in my ear. I have misophonia, you louse. We invent a new sign-off that is sure to excite and titillate. monstersconquertheworld.com https://patreon.com/monstersconquer Our theme song, "Harkzilla" by Snakepiss

    1h 14m

  8. 07/11/2019

    Gamera vs. Jiger!

    We take our first crack at a Gamera film and we chose the one where Gamera gets pregnant! Sort of. No weighty theories in this one. Just a fun movie. Oh, and a lot (a lot) of Gamera impressions. Especially long outro with discussion of the future of the show. We invite you to weigh in. patreon.com/monstersconquer monstersconquertheworld.com Our theme song "Harkzilla"

    1h 17m

  9. 06/21/2019

    Bigfoot!

    Alright, so... this is a journey. Remember the Bigfoot Files? This is not that. Matt gives a bit of history/analysis, Ralph reads from some hot and steamy Bigfoot erotica. Take a second to process that. That's right. Fasten your ham-belts. It's gonna be a meaty one.

    1h 39m

  10. 06/04/2019

    Godzilla: King of the Monsters!

    We saw the new movie! We recorded our thoughts! Generally good vibes, but we accidentally front-loaded the episode with critiques. Delicious critiques like your mother used to make. When are you going to make me a grandbaby!? Leave me alone, mom. It's frickin' Giant Monster Time and I'm hungry for a big ole honkin' salad which is in no way related to monsters. patreon.com/monstersconquer monstersconquertheworld.com

    1h 11m

  11. 05/21/2019

    Ghidrah: The Three-Headed Monster!

    We take a look at the classic Ghidrah! What is this thing? A movie!? Ok! Matt has that good, deep knowledge. Ralph has a half-baked theory. Talking not limited to Hercules In New York, subs vs. dubs, A Goofy Movie, lots more. Don Knotts makes an unfortunate appearance. Get outta here, Knotts! Hmm... I thought he was dead......... Oh, and are we excited for the new Godzilla!? Yes. We are. Thank you to our patreon subscribers! We love you. patreon.com/monstersconquer monstersconquertheworld.com

    1h 5m

  12. 05/18/2019

    New Podcast! Monsters Conquer The World!

    Monsters Conquer The World is a new podcast about all things monsters with the focus being Kaiju and Horror films. We'll also dive into the world of cryptids and explore the pantheon of monsters real (?) and fictional throughout history. How does culture inform our monsters and vice versa. We keep it light. Enjoy. patreon.com/monstersconquer monstersconquertheworld.com

    1 min
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Matt and Ralph dive into the fun and freaky world of monster movies, real-life (?) cryptids, world folklore, paranormal phenomena and more! Anything with killer kaiju, crazy creatures, and bitchin' beasts is fair game!

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  • Creator
    monstersconquer
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2020
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright 2019 All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    Monsters Conquer The World