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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

2 Bears 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer YMH Studios

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 15.8K Ratings

Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

    Ep. 80 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ryan Sickler & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 80 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Ryan Sickler & Bert Kreischer

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    Ryan Sickler joins Bert Kreischer in place of Tom Segura for this week's episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Ryan and Bert discuss the weirdest things that have been said to them during sex, how Hasan Minhaj pronounces his name, and the least educated states. Ryan also shares several stories of fights he's been in at bars, horse races, and more!

    • 1 hr 24 min
    Ep. 79 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Josh Potter

    Ep. 79 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Josh Potter

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Josh Potter fills in for Bert to talk about everything from new tour dates to living in Los Angeles. To start things off, Potter shotguns a Bud Light seltzer, discusses how his eye sight is getting worse, then tells the story of falling into a moat on his way to do a podcast. Then, Tom and Josh talk about talking to your kids about weed, hearing your parents have sex and chores they hate the most. Next, Potter explains that baseball saved his life during quarantine, the NHL is the worst sports league and how Bills fans have the most fun at football games. Lastly, Tom and Potter talk about the leftover belongings of Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein and how much Potter hates Los Angeles weather.

    • 1 hr 30 min
    Ep. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 78 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom and Bert start off by talking about the latest details in the Michael Rappaport and Kevin Durant altercation. Next, inspired by Nick Cannon's list of 5 rappers that can fight, Tom and Bert list the comedians they think they could beat up. Bert also says he may be up for fighting rapper, The Game but then remembers a time when he got beat up by a 13-year-old. Then, Tom teaches Bert about QAnon and thinks Bert would be a perfect ambassador for QAnon based on his belief of conspiracy theories. After that, Tom and Bert talk about bringing sex toys into your marriage, Bert's sleeping habits on tour and a shopping mall in Singapore where you can buy clothes during the day and d-touches at night.

    • 1 hr 26 min
    Ep. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 77 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, it's Tom's birthday!! And Bert surprises Tom with a special present to start off the show. Next, Bert talks about his "dad stories", taking a drug test and how he thinks he would enjoy a conservatorship. After that, Tom and Bert discuss their interest in starting a 2B1C winery and talk about their favorite types of wine. Then, Bert proclaims that people are bad at telling their own stories, admits he loves making brown and how much of a floss guy he is. After that, Tom and Bert discuss Lance Bass' upcoming gay bar, other popular gay clubs around Los Angeles and the idea of tennis players like Maria Sharapova and Anna Kournikova as strippers. Last, Bert proves his love of Enrique Iglesias before the boys talk about the latest on Chet Hanks and his White Boy Summer movement.

    • 1 hr 30 min
    Ep. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 76 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    Today, Bert tells about his future trip to rehab and is concerned with Tom replacing him with Jennifer Aniston. Then Bert does a complete 180 about the questionable content of his previous special "Comfortably Dumb," and if they aged well? Bert brings Tom a sponsorship idea he's been floating around involving big surfing and drinking beer in Tahiti, and much more!

    • 1 hr 32 min
    Ep. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

    Ep. 75 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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    In today's show, Bert breaks out his Gucci handbag to reveal all of his favorite "sleepy time/wakey time" treats. After that, Bert shares his tips on how to properly deal with your first DUI as they watch arrest videos of Johnny Damon and Reese Witherspoon. Next, Tom and Bert reminisce about when a couple sex scenes they acted in got a little out of control. Lastly, they talk about the recent waves of "Cancel Culture" and how Bert has no problem having fun with gay guys.

    • 1 hr 35 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
15.8K Ratings

15.8K Ratings

DiggySmallsYo ,

So good

They bring out the best from each other. In my top 5 podcasts

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Loving the show!

Great show!

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Amazing

If your a fan of these 2 or are just looking for a funny podcast I can’t recommend this enough!!!!!!

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