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In the not too distant future, a ragtag group of movie fans awaken from a nuclear nightmare, only to discover that the world they once knew has become a barren, movie-less wasteland. Broadcasting from the last surviving video store on the planet, listen to host David Snider and his cinephile friends as they take it upon themselves to educate the inhabitants of this post-apocalyptic hellscape and bring the lost art of cinema back to the Wasteland. Welcome…to Apocalypse Video!

  1. 3d ago

    The Witch (2015)

    Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy another theme month; the spooky season returns. But not just any spook-em…a randomly chosen one. Because four horror fans, and the occasional special guest, have run out of catchy wordplay… Welcome to the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Tupperware of Terror!!!Is thou sick of Dagon’s? Does thou tire of the childish humor of WolfCop’s? Does thou wish to pod…deliciuously? Then prepare yourself for the final film of Shocktober’s Tupperware of Terror…The Witch. I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we sign over our souls to Black Phillip are fellow pilgrims Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include the wildly good debut of one Robert Eggers; Mercy and Jonas make us advocate for child abandonment; and finally, we wonder if many of the problems of the Pilgrim age could have been solved by having access to Pilgrim porn. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com And thus concludes this year’s Shocktober Spooktacular, brought to you by the Tupperware of Terror. When we return, we’ll be back with a whole new—wait, what's happening—arrrggghhhhh!!………Greetings, listeners. This is The Tupperware of Terror, and I have come to tell you that a mere four drawings from my wide and glorious bounty is an insult to the people of the Wasteland and to the spooktacular season that is Shocktober. For this offense, I have stricken down whatever puny and lame theme the one called Dave had concocted for November, and instead, forced him to draw from my robust catalog of spook-em’s once more!What spawn of evil will next month reveal? Will we see Dracula’s? Will there be Creature Features? Whatever happens, one thing is certain…next month will be a “November to Dismember!!!”. Bwahahahahaha!!!

    The Witch (2015)
  2. Oct 15

    The Ring (2002)

    Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy another theme month; the spooky season returns. But not just any spook-em…a randomly chosen one. Because four horror fans, and the occasional special guest, have run out of catchy wordplay… Welcome to the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Tupperware of Terror!!!It’s time to bust out that old TV/VCR combo, because we’ve got one hell of a black spine tape for your viewing pleasure; the film that kicked off a string of American J-Horror remakes, and would become a staple of Spirits Halloween stores for years to come - it’s…The Ring.I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we make some cop-ieeees are fellow horror fans Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include a horror film made at the twilight of an era which included VCR’s, flip phones, and characters going to a library to do research; Ryan tries to explain to us how time stamps and meta data works; and finally, we take a look at the “Big Book of Creepy Lighthouses” as we explore the scenic views of the Pacific Northwest. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com That’ll do it for our second selection from the dreaded Tupperware of Terror. When we return we’ll reach in again to see what dastardly delights it has in store for us. Until then - don’t watch that tape!!!

    The Ring (2002)
  3. Oct 5

    Another WolfCop (2016)

    Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy another theme month; the spooky season returns. But not just any spook-em…a randomly chosen one. Because four horror fans, and the occasional special guest, have run out of catchy wordplay… Welcome to the Apocalypse Video Shocktober Spooktacular: Tupperware of Terror!!!All Shocktober long, we’ll be reaching into the haunted tupperware container of Yore and selecting one randomly chosen horror film a week - films that span an entire century of horror cinema!!! I’m your creepy host, Dave, and joining me as we risk life and limb reaching into a container riddled with stains and dried macaroni are fellow horror fans Mike, Ryan, Jackie, and special guest: Cody. So crack open a cold one, do a snort of some top grade moon rock, and prepare to hit the ice as the Canadian stereotypes are slap shot right at your face with our first selection from the dreaded Tupperware of Terror - it’s…Another Wolfcop!Topics of discussion in this episode include a bad movie made with a pure heart; we debate whether the modern proliferation of “Meta” has ruined the idea of doing bad movies on purpose; and finally, we pitch a third WolfCop film and try our best not to shit all over director Lowell Dean’s good time. Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com That’ll do it for our first randomly selected piece of horror. When we return, we’ll reach into the Tupperware of Terror once again. Who knows what monstrous ghouls await us…? Until then, Slamma’ Cold C**k!

    Another WolfCop (2016)
  4. Sep 13

    That Thing You Do! (1996)

    Welcome back, folks. You’re listening to Apocalypse Video Radio, and boy, do I have a banger for you! Now that the gang has wrapped up in the studio recording their hit Summer Film Series, Where Were You in ‘82?, they’re hitting the road and going on tour with a trio of band-related movie shows! We’re talkin’ The One-ders, Spinal Tap, and even the four lads from Liverpool…The Beatles!!!So sit back, turn on the Hi-Fi, and lose yourself in the music as Apocalypse Video turns it up to eleven with its newest theme month: Wake Me Up When September Ends!I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we jump on the tour bus to play the wasteland county fairs are fellow cinephiles and band mates, Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this episode include the magic trick of playing That Thing You Do! eleven times throughout the film and somehow having it not get on your nerves; Ryan explains the differences between the Theatrical and Extended Cuts and why this film should be taught in Film Editing courses; and finally, we play “Who Are You?” as we decide who each of us would be in the film (Spoiler: yours truly doesn’t end up going on the tour with the band). Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com That’ll do it for our opening act. When we return, we’ll be turning this thing up to 11 with This Is Spinal Tap. Until then, keep doing that thing you do, folks.

    That Thing You Do! (1996)
  5. Aug 31

    E.T. the Extra Terrestrial (1982) & The Goonies (1985)

    Imagine…travelling back to a time before the Internet…before Mountain Dew Livewire…and before the neo-post apocalypse… This Summer, Apocalypse Video asks the question: Where Were You In ‘82? The date is June 11th, 1982. Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder are celebrating their fifth week on the top of the charts with Ebony and Ivory; and a lost alien life form is about to phone home...with the help of Sammy Fableman. The film...is E T. The Extra Terrestrial. And it's riiiiight heeeere, with a special appearance by The Goonies...now! I’m your host, Dave, and joining me as we go through a tear in space and time to listen to a now defunct podcast are fellow cinephiles and time travellers Mike, Ryan, and Jackie. Topics of discussion in this bonus episode include the joys of early 80s PG films, including light profanity and homicidal rich kids; alternate-timeline Mike explains how he somehow missed seeing E.T. as a kid (much to me and Ryan’s disgust); and finally, we all pick our favorite Goonie, while discussing the topic everyone was obsessed with in 2016: are Italians the last ethnicity it’s socially acceptable to “do a funny voice of”.* Be sure to rate, review and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts. You can also Like Us on Facebook, Follow Us on Instagram, or shoot us an email at apocalypsevideopod@gmail.com *Note: The episode you just heard was a recording of alternate timeline versions of Us and may not reflect our current views on Italian stereotypes. Please direct all angry letters to the tear in space and time in Sector 2. Thank you.

    E.T. the Extra Terrestrial (1982) & The Goonies (1985)

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In the not too distant future, a ragtag group of movie fans awaken from a nuclear nightmare, only to discover that the world they once knew has become a barren, movie-less wasteland. Broadcasting from the last surviving video store on the planet, listen to host David Snider and his cinephile friends as they take it upon themselves to educate the inhabitants of this post-apocalyptic hellscape and bring the lost art of cinema back to the Wasteland. Welcome…to Apocalypse Video!

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