Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

  1. 6d ago

    Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy

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    Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy
  2. Aug 27

    From Humanoid Robots to a Real-Life Power Ranger Crime Story on DIYS

    Sponsors Mint Mobilehttps://www.mintmobile.com/diys PrizePicksVisit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! GLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.com QuinceVisit https://www.quince.com/diys  Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm. Then the conversation gets more personal. Tahir talks about getting older and reconsidering what success actually means: Does he still want maximum Hollywood fame, or would making great work for an audience that genuinely cares be enough? That leads to a conversation about comedy as a craft, short attention spans, IRL streaming, artistic freedom, celebrity, privacy, and why artists like Yasiin Bey, Erykah Badu, Curren$y, and Terence Crawford represent a different kind of success. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast01:33 What Happens When AI Meets the Robots?04:42 Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan11:07 The World Humanoid Robot Games13:17 Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem14:43 Would You Get Robot Body Parts?17:17 The Great Bill-Paying Boycott Debate20:03 Mint Mobile22:44 People Are Smoking Scorpions?24:22 A Different Way to Think About Giving26:45 Texas Roadhouse Allegations29:55 Why Tahir Is Tired of Eating Out30:30 Tipping, Wages and Restaurant Prices36:45 PrizePicks39:09 The Former Power Ranger Burglary Story41:18 Pitching the “Robber Rangers” Movie43:47 LA Restaurant Health Closures45:09 The Problem With Food Delivery Apps48:00 Could Tahir Leave Hollywood for a Farm?50:02 GLD52:05 Rethinking the Dream53:33 Getting Older Changes Your Definition of Success55:30 Drake, Yasiin Bey and Art vs. Celebrity57:15 Finding the Right Level of Fame1:00:49 Quince1:03:54 Why Some Concert Crowds Feel Different1:04:51 IRL Streaming and Clout Culture1:05:31 Comedy Still Requires the Work1:08:00 Every Entertainment Industry Has This Problem1:09:00 Terence Crawford and Success on Your Own Terms1:09:42 Knowing When Enough Is Enough1:12:16 One Last “Stop Paying Bills” Plan1:14:15 Patrick and Tahir’s Upcoming Projects1:16:48 Outro

    From Humanoid Robots to a Real-Life Power Ranger Crime Story on DIYS
  3. Aug 20

    Raw Oysters, Food Recalls & the Stories Ruining Our Appetite | Dam Internet, You Scary!

    SHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSORS:  BETTERHELP: https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS BLUECHEW:  https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYS STORYBLOCKS: https://www.storyblocks.com KIKOFF Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into. They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes. Then the internet takes over: a major earthquake hits during surgery in Japan, Tahir and Patrick debate college and practical education in the creator era, a long list of food recalls makes everything in the kitchen feel suspicious, and a Vegas hotel story leaves them wondering where marketing ends and deception begins. Also in the episode: sexually transmitted Shigella, hygiene debates, a sperm donor lawsuit, a terrifying glass bridge incident, contaminated raw oysters, sushi paranoia, and why one viral video isn't enough to build a sustainable creator career. In this episode:00:00 They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot03:27 Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute06:24 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go08:18 BetterHelp10:48 Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake12:38 Is America Still Leading?16:34 College, Influencers & Growing Up19:39 What It Really Takes to Be a Content Creator22:19 BlueChew24:04 How Is This Much Food Being Recalled?29:02 Texas THC Laws, Politics & Immigration32:32 Remembering America's Racist Restaurant History34:42 Sexually Transmitted Shigella?!36:32 The Great Booty-Washing Debate41:00 The “Genius” Sperm Donor Lawsuit44:13 Can Phobias Run in Families?46:10 Hayden Panettiere & Neutrogena Discussion49:50 Storyblocks52:22 The Vegas Hotel Listing Story55:17 “Stop What You’re Doing”59:04 Kikoff01:02:04 Glass Bridge Panels Blow Out01:04:02 Raw Oysters & Permanent Brain Damage01:06:27 Sushi Suddenly Looks Different01:08:10 A Big Film Festival Announcement01:10:38 Stop Waiting for Someone to Fund Your Idea01:14:05 Tubi and Independent Creators01:14:32 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows & Projects01:16:03 Outro

    Raw Oysters, Food Recalls & the Stories Ruining Our Appetite | Dam Internet, You Scary!
  4. Aug 13

    Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary!

    Sponsored by Factor. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. Sponsored by Mint Mobile. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys. Sponsored by IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud get into the strange new rules of going viral: hecklers trying to become part of the show, comedians manufacturing audience moments, podcasts staging drama, and the uncomfortable question of whether simply making good content is still enough. They even put the theory to the test with their own intentionally staged podcast confrontation. Elsewhere, the guys react to a jet ski crash at Lake Lanier, a man surviving a jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, two Forest Service employees being taken hostage, a rare shrimp-virus story, Switzerland’s surprisingly strict guinea pig rules, and the never-ending battle between frightening headlines and common sense. Tahir also looks back on sleeping in a running car during an early comedy audition trip, appearing on MTV’s Yo Momma, and the roasting culture surrounding the early All Def days. Subscribe for more Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud. 00:00 Phoenix Heat and Sleeping in a Car for Comedy02:24 MTV Yo Momma and the Reality of Reality TV04:12 How Roasting Changed the All Def Culture05:48 Kids, Parenting and Seventh Grade Chaos10:02 Looking Back at the DIYS Backlog12:06 Factor15:02 The Lake Lanier Jet Ski Crash20:24 A Brooklyn Bridge Jump With a Trash Bag22:48 A Heckler Gets Removed From Tahir’s Show24:30 Are Viral Crowd Clips Creating More Hecklers?28:38 Scripted Drama and Manufactured Viral Moments30:08 Tahir and Patrick Stage Their Own Fake Podcast Drama32:30 Mint Mobile35:46 Forest Service Employees Taken Hostage40:27 The Shrimp Virus Story41:59 Tahir Refuses to Give Up Taco Bell44:07 In The Cloud47:11 Switzerland’s Guinea Pig Rule50:26 Can Domesticated Animals Become Depressed?52:32 Pet Laws and a Government-Control Detour54:34 Politics, Protest and America’s Relationship With Conflict57:16 Why Negativity Beats Positive Content Online59:07 Tahir and Patrick’s Upcoming Projects01:00:33 Outro #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #LivePodcast #ComedyPodcast

    Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary!
  5. Aug 6

    Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYS

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    Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYS
  6. Jul 31

    The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay!

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    The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay!
  7. Jul 17

    We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE

    Sponsors IndaCloudIf you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS!#indacloudpod Don't forget to complete the post-purchase survey and let them know Dam Internet, You Scary! sent you. Factor Meals Eat smarter without spending hours meal prepping. Get 50% OFF plus FREE Daily Greens on new subscriptions. Use code: DIYS50OFF https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF(Offer valid while supplies last through September 27, 2026.) Mint MobileSwitch to premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Learn more at: https://mintmobile.com/DIYS We're back from DreamCon, and we've got STORIES. Join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud LIVE as they recap one of the wildest weekends of the year—from cosplay, fan encounters, and behind-the-scenes moments to hilarious stories that didn't make it to social media. Of course, we'll also be diving into some of the strangest, funniest, and most unbelievable stories from around the internet. Come hang out with us live, jump into the chat, and let us know what you want us to talk about! 00:00 DreamCon recap begins00:01 Tech chaos before the show01:38 Why DreamCon is unlike any convention04:05 Finding your community at DreamCon05:58 Tahir's first DreamCon experience07:30 Khleo Thomas, McDonald's & Hamburglar cosplay10:45 Meeting fans and unforgettable interactions12:07 Hamburglar footage & DreamCon moments14:06 Why creators need a content team15:23 Why everyone should experience DreamCon17:02 Meeting fans, photos & creator life18:18 The growth of DreamCon20:49 Recovering after DreamCon weekend21:10 Sponsor: In The Cloud23:41 YouTube Lounge, food & networking25:40 Malcolm Barrett joins How To Nerd26:21 Why first impressions matter29:09 DreamCon keeps getting bigger31:29 Houston food recommendations32:54 Sponsor: Factor Meals36:29 Losing their voices after DreamCon37:25 Packing an 800-seat How To Nerd panel43:30 DreamCon's support for creators44:47 Sponsor: Mint Mobile47:16 Favorite DreamCon moments49:27 Black to Nature and American Forest Foundation55:15 Camping, nature & future collaborations57:07 What they'd do differently next year59:28 Creator mixers and networking1:01:19 Why DreamCon will keep growing1:03:12 Final DreamCon thoughts 👇 Tell us in the comments:If you went to DreamCon, what was your favorite moment? 🎙️ Become a Patreon member for exclusive episodes, bonus content, games, and behind-the-scenes fun:https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary 📱 Follow Dam Internet, You Scary! on social media for clips, updates, and more. 👍 Like the stream💬 Join the live chat🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode! #DreamCon #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #Comedy #LivePodcast #InternetNews #DreamCon2026

    We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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