Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

  1. Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion Lack

    2D AGO

    Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion Lack

    stories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations. This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real. Topics include:  a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller   ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders   Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really)   real podcast scams targeting creators   Facebook and marketplace scam stories   near-death choking moments   weird human habits and social behavior   last words before execution and last meal debates  Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout. A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories. Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs. Drop a comment: Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties? 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends? 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important) 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate 01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion 01:03:06 Outro

    1h 3m
  2. Date Like A Salesman on DIYS w/@Charliewilsontvlive

    MAR 27

    Date Like A Salesman on DIYS w/@Charliewilsontvlive

    Head to  https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/diys  Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and  luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary! This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment. They talk about: what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratishow car sales taught Charlie how to read people and closehow he got into stand-up comedyhis first TV pilot experiencehow he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque showwhat life on the road is really like with live entertainment residenciestea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routinestretching, health, and protecting your body while working nightsleaving comfort behind to build something biggerwhy fear keeps people from betting on themselveshow to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long game This episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are. Subscribe to Damn Internet, You Scary! for more weekly episodes, interviews, weird internet stories, and real conversations. 00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him01:03:28 Outro01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins01:05:33 Mint Mobile Ad01:08:09 Füm Ad01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing Talk Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    1h 2m
  3. A Racehorse Became Soup on DIYS w/Brandon Cormell

    MAR 20

    A Racehorse Became Soup on DIYS w/Brandon Cormell

    Sponsors BlueChewTry BlueChew Gold and get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.com FactorHead to https://factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off plus free breakfast for a year. KikoffBuild credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger. This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails. They get into: whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthywhether hunting is better than being huntedtrading years of your life for moneya racehorse that was secretly turned into soupthe worst things people have found in their foodthe woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a planefake airplane parts being sold to major airlinesa family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of deathawkward teenage penguinsa WWII pigeon carrying a coded messagea beetle photo that looks like a masked human facethe creepy dead bride mannequin legendfolklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old newsLots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments. Subscribe for more episodes of Damn Internet, You Scary! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy?00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive?00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million?00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen00:12:51 BlueChew Ad00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death00:34:39 Factor Ad00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes00:48:06 Kikoff Ad00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and Outro

    1h 4m
  4. Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted It

    MAR 12

    Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted It

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    1h 1m
  5. How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan Conley

    MAR 7

    How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan Conley

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    1h 7m
  6. Are Americans Really the Worst Tourists? on DIYS with BT Kingsley

    FEB 26

    Are Americans Really the Worst Tourists? on DIYS with BT Kingsley

    🎧 Support The ShowDon’t sleep on  @UltraPouches   New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adx Switch to Mint Mobile: https://www.mintmobile.com/DIYS New customers can make the switch today and for a limited time, get unlimited premium wireless for just $15 per month. KIKOFF: Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! FUM: Head to  https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! 🎟 Tour Dates Catch Tahir live:Columbus, OH – March 6Louisville, KY – March 7 (Birthday Show!)Chattanooga, TN – March 8 Tickets available via Tahir’s Instagram bio. Guest:  @BTKingsley5225 https://www.instagram.com/btkingsley  @KillinItPod   Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?! In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down: Self-driving cars taking over citiesSony’s interactive ad patentA $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weedPlastic surgery travelers detained at airportsThe future of rap music longevitySubscription EVERYTHING in AmericaAnd some of the pettiest icebreakers ever Plus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.” 00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution17:40 – Ultra Ad Read20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick?30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?!33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems56:30 – How the World Views Americans58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed?1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft1:15:30 – Tour Dates & Closing Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    1h 18m
  7. Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳

    FEB 19

    Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳

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    1h 8m
  8. Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali Scott

    FEB 12

    Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali Scott

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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • Creator
    Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    348
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dam Internet, You Scary!
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