Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

  1. AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

    4h ago

    AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

    Sponsors:IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Mint MobileTo get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/DIYS HimsReady to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/DIYS to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you.  Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses. This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more. Topics This Week • AI stealing fingerprints from selfies• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan• Soviet astronaut stranded in space• Jordan Peele movie breakdown• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show• Neuralink discussion• Cockroach causes apartment explosion Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach2:02:06 Outro

    1h 11m
  2. Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

    6d ago

    Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

    Sponsors:Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue ChewDiscover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast. This episode goes everywhere. An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban. Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos. Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin  @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/ 🎙️ Quit Playin' PodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios   👍 Like💬 Comment📺 Subscribe Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie59:10 Wild Relationship Stories1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast1:02:00 Outro

    1h 7m
  3. Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!

    May 28

    Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!

    This episode is sponsored by BlueChew.Try BlueChew and discover your options at https://www.Bluechew.comUse promo code: DIYSWhen you buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, you get the 3rd month FREE. This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go. Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody. 👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS 👇Do you think the UFO footage was real?Are birds actually surveillance drones?Would you ever buy a bunker? #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyTheories #UFO #RayJ #BirdsArentReal Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation18:13 BlueChew Ad Read20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits59:04 Outro

    1 hr
  4. Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary

    May 21

    Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary

    Sponsored By 🔥 BlueChew Try BlueChew Gold and discover your options today. https://www.bluechew.com Use promo code DIYS 🥗 Factor MealsGet 50% OFF + free daily greens with code DIYS50OFFVisit: https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The conversation went COMPLETELY off the rails this episode 😭 Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud talk about the biggest scams and heists they’ve ever been involved in, getting robbed, fake drug dealing stories, crazy car setups, streaming culture, clout chasing, social media validation, and why the internet feels more dangerous than ever. From robbing retail stores to getting your apartment broken into THROUGH THE AC UNIT… this episode has everything. PLUS:• Wild high school stories• Streamer culture getting out of control• The dark side of clout chasing• Why social media changed fame forever• Netflix Is A Joke reflections• Real conversations about authenticity and success #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Biggest Scam Stories00:01 Mental Exhaustion & Sleeping 12 Hours00:05 Roller Coasters & Six Flags Plans00:08 Tahir’s Holiday Inn Breakfast Scam00:09 Patrick’s Full-Blown High School Heist00:11 Tahir’s Fast Food Money Scheme00:14 Apartment Break-In Through The AC Unit00:18 Getting Car Systems & TVs Stolen00:21 BlueChew Gold Ad00:22 Fake Dictionary Drug Dealer Story00:27 Train Track Ticket Story00:29 Feeling Violated After A Break-In00:31 Ring Cameras, Surveillance & Politics00:35 Viral Racist Streamer Discussion00:39 Hiking With Friends & Fitness Talk00:41 Cocaine At Parties & Public Drug Culture00:43 Streamers, Clout & Humiliation Culture00:47 Factor Meals Ad00:49 Fame, Social Media & Public Downfalls00:54 Clout Culture & Validation Online00:56 Netflix Is A Joke Festival Reflections01:00 Staying Authentic As A Creator01:02 Family Expectations vs Following Your Passion01:04 Live Shows, New Studio & Patreon Updates #DIYSPodcast#DamnInternetYouScary#PatrickCloud#TahirMoore#ComedyPodcast#Storytime#HeistStory#StreamerCulture#CloutCulture#FunnyPodcast#PodcastClips#BlackPodcast#NetflixIsAJoke#YouTubePodcast

    1h 5m
  5. Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!

    May 14

    Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!

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    1h 16m
  6. Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS

    May 7

    Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS

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    1h 21m
  7. $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS

    Apr 23

    $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS

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    1h 15m
  8. Uber Eats Hack + Nurse Assault + 50,000-Year Meat?! on DIYS

    Apr 16

    Uber Eats Hack + Nurse Assault + 50,000-Year Meat?! on DIYS

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    1h 16m
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • Creator
    Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    357
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dam Internet, You Scary!
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