Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

  1. 5d ago

    3D Printed Meat & PLAGUE Quarantine News on DIYS with Kanisha Buss

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    3D Printed Meat & PLAGUE Quarantine News on DIYS with Kanisha Buss
  2. Oct 15

    Trump’s New AI Force, Space Trash Maps, and Ancient UFO Art Explained | Dam Internet, You Scary!

    SPONSORS: Ultra Pouches: Don’t sleep on  @UltraPouches   New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adventure  IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod  Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys Kikoff: Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! LA Comic-Con Live Event: Join us live at LA Comic-Con on October 31st for our special Halloween karaoke event featuring amazing guest comedians Courtney Haynes, Kali Scott and Brandon Broday! Stop by Room 306AB at 6pm. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!This week, we are diving into everything from LA Comic-Con Halloween plans and wild 90s car culture stories to recent Stanford brain research discoveries, ancient UFO art, massive space debris maps, Trump's new AI force, and the glorious return of Toys R Us. Like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs! 00:00 - Intro & LA Comic-Con Halloween Karaoke Plans01:49 - 90s Fashion, Boyfriend Jeans, and Car History Trends03:19 - Understanding Car Trim Levels (GT, SRT, and More)04:49 - Escalades, Spinning Rims, and Custom 90s Car Stereos06:00 - VCRs and DVD Players in Cars (The Wild Stunt Era)07:49 - Custom Plexiglass Car Modifications and Parking Lot Pimping09:36 - Detachable Face Radios and Stolen Steering Wheels10:11 - Bowling Alleys, Arcades, and High School Hangouts12:20 - Wild High School Stories and Old School Jobs14:00 - Apartment Break-ins and Stolen Rims18:07 - Live Freestyle Cypher & Ancient Greece Rap Bars20:19 - Historical Contraception and STDs Through the Ages22:00 - Which Historical Figures Had the Most Hoes?24:00 - Following Dates Home Before GPS Existed27:10 - Wild Family Reunion Encounters30:11 - Resort Takeovers and Crazy Vacation Encounters36:50 - New Stanford Research: The Human Brain Has Two Separate Organs39:15 - The Versatility of the Human Body and G-Spot Debates45:14 - Historical Masterpieces Depicting Ancient UFOs50:35 - Tracking 25,000+ Pieces of Space Debris with Leo Labs55:04 - Elon Musk, Starlink Satellites, and Supervillain Vibes59:26 - Trump Announces AI Force and AI Superintelligence Debates1:04:08 - Toys R Us Retail Comeback and Soup Plantation Returns1:09:25 - Tour Dates, LA Comic-Con Reminder, and Outro Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary

    Trump’s New AI Force, Space Trash Maps, and Ancient UFO Art Explained | Dam Internet, You Scary!
  3. Oct 8

    From Medieval Ships to Baby Jesus Conspiracy Theories with Dion Lack on DIYS

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    From Medieval Ships to Baby Jesus Conspiracy Theories with Dion Lack on DIYS
  4. Oct 1

    The Rules Changed: Dating, Work & the American Dream on DIYS with Kali Scott

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    The Rules Changed: Dating, Work & the American Dream on DIYS with Kali Scott
  5. Sep 10

    What Animal Would You Fight For A Million Dollars? on DIYS

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  6. Sep 3

    Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy

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    Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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