Dam Internet, You Scary!

Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Biweekly

THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

  1. Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS

    6d ago

    Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS

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    59 min
  2. Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic

    Jun 18

    Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic

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    1h 17m
  3. AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

    Jun 11

    AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!

    Sponsors:IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Mint MobileTo get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/DIYS HimsReady to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/DIYS to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you.  Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses. This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more. Topics This Week • AI stealing fingerprints from selfies• ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases• New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan• Soviet astronaut stranded in space• Jordan Peele movie breakdown• Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show• Neuralink discussion• Cockroach causes apartment explosion Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist"1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach2:02:06 Outro

    1h 11m
  4. Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

    Jun 5

    Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)

    Sponsors:Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPodCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue ChewDiscover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast. This episode goes everywhere. An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban. Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos. Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin  @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/ 🎙️ Quit Playin' PodcastInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios   👍 Like💬 Comment📺 Subscribe Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie59:10 Wild Relationship Stories1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast1:02:00 Outro

    1h 7m
  5. Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!

    May 28

    Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!

    This episode is sponsored by BlueChew.Try BlueChew and discover your options at https://www.Bluechew.comUse promo code: DIYSWhen you buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, you get the 3rd month FREE. This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go. Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody. 👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS 👇Do you think the UFO footage was real?Are birds actually surveillance drones?Would you ever buy a bunker? #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyTheories #UFO #RayJ #BirdsArentReal Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation18:13 BlueChew Ad Read20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us?57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits59:04 Outro

    1 hr
  6. Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary

    May 21

    Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary

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    1h 5m
  7. Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!

    May 14

    Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!

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    1h 16m
  8. Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS

    May 7

    Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS

    SponsorsBetter HelpSign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue ChewRight now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS https://www.bluechew.com GLDNew customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com#ad  #sponsored   Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time. PLUS: Craig talks Scary Movie returning, comedy legends, and the wildest things people have admitted to doing. #DamInternetYouScary #CraigWayans #ComedyPodcast Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show06:00 Scary Movie Returns08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk17:00 Sponsor - GLD18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery…24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?!30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried34:06 Sponsor - Cash App36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door01:02:02 Sponsor - BetterHelp01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down?01:18:22 Final Thoughts & Outros

    1h 21m
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THE BOYS ARE BACK!! FROM THE ALL DEF PODCAST: "THE INTERNET IS UNDEFEATED" COMES A NEW SPINOFF SHOW CALLED "DAM INTERNET, YOU SCARY!!"Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the hilarious yet horrifying things we see on the internet every day!! Then close the curtains and get into some creepy conspiracies!!

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  • Creator
    Patrick Cloud, Tahir Moore
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    359
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dam Internet, You Scary!
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    Dam Internet, You Scary!

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