The 3rd One Sucks

Dan Ellis and Mark Beall

The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads the first Thursday of every month.

  1. Season 8 Trailer

    Season 8 Release Update

    See y'all in September.

  2. Aug 3 ·  Bonus

    Cliffdiver - Birdwatching (2024) [Sophomore Slump]

    We're continuing our Cliffdiver run with their second full-length, Birdwatching. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has a marimba type beat in it? Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Album: https://cliffdiverok.bandcamp.com/album/birdwatching Timestamps: Intro & Delay Apology - 0:00 Audience Review - 2:06 First Listen - 4:16 -------------------------------- 1. thirty, flirty and thriving!!! - 11:42 2. dayz gone - 14.31 3. team fight tactics - 17:42 4. lord have mercer - 20:31 5. black lodge breakfast (limited time only) - 24:20 6. midnight mass - 28:30 7. guitar pro 5 theme - 32:22 8. CLIFFDRIVER - 32:59 9. would tho - 33:51 10. baby billy's bible bonkers - 36:50 11. going' for the garbage plate (feat. Stoph Colasanto of Carpool) - 39:33 12. i reckon you might could i s'pose - 43:35 -------------------------------- Ranking Time - 53:23 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks@gmail.com dellismulligan.bsky.social https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    Cliffdiver - Birdwatching (2024) [Sophomore Slump]

  3. Jul 16 ·  Bonus

    Cliffdiver - Exercise Your Demons (2022) + F.A.K.E. (2023) [Sophomore Slump]

    We're continuing out Cliffdiver run with their first full-length, Exercise Your Demons. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one surprised at least one of us on relisten! Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3UAqlLSt7IYCZSqTkk04Lc Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 2:02 First Listen - 4:18 -------------------------------- Exercise Your Demons 1. New Vegas Bomb - 11:14 2. Who Let The Hawgz Out? - 14:01 3. Frankie Muniz Don't Smoke No Mids - 17:37 4. We Saw The Same Sunset - 20:47 5. Death is A Wedding (With Eternity) - 25:26 6. Super Saiyan Al Pacino - 28:19 7. Dick Van Yikes - 30:42 8. I Left My Heart at Lemon Lake - 33:58 9. IKEA Strikes Back - 37:06 + F.A.K.E. - 40:37 -------------------------------- Critique, Nostalgia & Meandering - 44:31 Ranking Time - 52:07 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    Cliffdiver - Exercise Your Demons (2022) + F.A.K.E. (2023) [Sophomore Slump]

  4. Jul 2 ·  Bonus

    Cliffdiver - Small Hours & At Your Own Risk + 3 Singles (2018 - 2020) [Sophomore Slump]

    Hey sad bois (gender neutral), in response to their upcoming hiatus Mark and Dan are covering the discography of Tulsa natives Cliffdiver, starting with a collection of their early material. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one is good enough (enough for anyone)! Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2USpYXZEOolw3RXyxIAGff Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 It should have been MUNA - 1:52 Audience Review - 4:08 Current Media - 5:29 -------------------------------- Small Hours: 01. You Sir, Are Obviously Not A Golfer - 18:39 02. Teaching A Narwhal Empathy - 21:52 03. Why Wouldn't I Wear A Windbreaker? - 26:00 04. Satan Parked My Car - 29:51 At Your Own Risk 01. Elwoods - 34:18 02. Are You Still Seeing Graig, the Orthodontist? - 40:01 03. Alone in Your Apartment - 44:05 04. Cameron Diaz - 48:52 05. Lost in IKEA - 52:54 Singles 01. The Water Temple is Filled With My Tears and Now I Am Drowning in Sorrow - 57:37 02. Gas City - 1:01:33 03. Cat Heaven Is A Beautiful Place But You Don't Get There If You're Euthanized - 1:06:01 -------------------------------- Ranking Time - 1:10:33 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

    Cliffdiver - Small Hours & At Your Own Risk + 3 Singles (2018 - 2020) [Sophomore Slump]

  5. Jun 4

    Back to the Future Part III (1990)

    Hey you yellowbellies, we're going back to the old west in Back to the Future Part III as we decide which one is the best and which one has a GD STEAM TRAIN TIME MACHINE! Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:26 First Watch - 3:07 Film Talk - 3:59 Ranking Time - 1:04:08 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Cherry. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

  6. May 21

    Back to the Future Part II (1989)

    Hey buttheads, we're going back to the far off future of 2015 in Back to the Future Part II as we decide which one is the best and which one gave the highest office to a fascistic real estate despot who is terrible with money unless he has insider knowledge... you know, pure fiction. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:18 First Watch - 3:04 Fluppy Dogs and Winnie the Pooh? - 6:16 Film Talk - 10:10 Ranking Time - 1:02:21 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis and Brian Cherry. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

  7. May 7

    Back to the Future (1985)

    Hey Chuck, it's me, Marvin. You know, your cousin Marvin Podcast! I'm here to take you Back to the Future to find that new sound you've been looking for. Get a load of this episode as we decide which one is the best and which one has Marty's mom trying to f**k him the whole time. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:29 First Watch - 3:21 Film Talk - 5:26 Final Thoughts - 1:11:01 Ranking Time - N/A Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall, Dan Ellis & Brian Cherry. Mixed & Edited by Mark Beall. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

  8. Apr 23

    Jurassic World - Rebirth (2025)

    It's like some sort of, I dunno, Jurassic World: Rebirth. Join us as we decide which one is the best and which one has those slutty little glasses. Donate to the below causes: https://translifeline.org/donate/ https://www.pcrf.net/ https://www.newdisabledsouth.org/donate Timestamps: Intro - 0:00 Audience Review - 1:13 First Watch - 3:07 Film Talk - 5:33 Final Thoughts - 42:25 Ranking Time - 47:33 Follow or contact us at: the3rdonesucks.bsky.social the3rdonesucks@gmail.com https://letterboxd.com/dellismulligan Hosted by Mark Beall and Dan Ellis. Mixed & Edited by Cory Cox. Intro/Outro Music by Dan Ellis. The 3rd One Sucks is a Retrograde Orbit Radio production. Find more great shows like this at www.retrogradeorbitradio.com

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The 3rd One Sucks is a monthly podcast where our hosts Dan and Mark watch every film in a franchise and rank them from first to worst! It is definitely not an excuse for them to hang out with each other regularly and joke about movies! Uploads the first Thursday of every month.

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  • Creator
    Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    175
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Dan Ellis and Mark Beall
  • Show Website
    The 3rd One Sucks