Vanilla Beaners

Paul and Selena

4.9 (8)
PERSONAL JOURNALS

Vanilla Beaners

Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.

10/05/2020

Spiritual Awakenings with Torrie Lane

Hey, hi, here's a new episode! We talk to musician, philanthropist, and all around badass Torrie Lane about everything from learning to let go to the CLITS. XOXO and C U Next Tuesday friends!

1h 19m
09/17/2020

Sweat says "Fuck 'Em"!

Hey friends, in person podcast episode with Mr Sweat AKA Eric/Sherrod Hightower! Mental health, toothless blow jobs, and family dinners with dad on this in depth convo with the one and only "Mr 280 to be a lady."Paul wants to know would you wear a diaper? And Selena wants to remind you about your spiritual sweet 16. XOXO and keep your mind off that b******t!

1h 26m
09/03/2020

Magnet Fishing with JJ

Batten down the hatches y'all! We're back with another episode featuring JJ Howell! We talked about ice cream obsessions (sponsor us J's Creamery), his starbucks cup collection, and then we get real serious about mental health. Remember kids, it's not the end of the world, unless it is. Keep washing those hands because it's just the nice thing to do! XOXO

1h 26m
08/21/2020

Shake N Bake with Jake

Jake Baker is a fresh pretty face in the Lubbock comedy scene. He's a burger/no cheese, waffle/no syrup kind of guy and he's here to teach us a little about writing every day and defying oddness since high school. You can follow him down an alley and admire his glutes but you cant follow him on social media because he's a libertarian aka a bipartisan serial killer. Get on his level! XOXO, wear your mask and hold your farts in public because it's the nice thing to do, ya meatheads!

51 min
08/08/2020

WWJaydenD?

Part Tres with bonus host Steven! We're all in lesbians with Jayden Dodson on this episode because he has no internal monologue and he's crushing those dick ups! IDK what that means honestly but maybe that was my fault? Anyways you cant find him on social media but you can find Paul and his crocs, Selena and her endless social justice worrierism, and Steven and his new bird on insta, FB, and twitter. XOXO and remember to shrink your circumstance whenever you can!

54 min
08/07/2020

Chrissy the Night Farter

Part Deux of episode 29 with our bonus host Steven Feldman! We chat with our favorite bemidjian bisexual Chrissy Covington about how her cat's a perv, being a night farter, and TVP (which is in fact, not an STD). Sit down and grab some carrots and enjoy the show! XOXO

34 min
08/06/2020

Crunching with Matt

THREE PART EPISODE! Steven Feldman, the artist also known as the Prince of Puns, is our bonus host for this saga of conversational podcasting. This is Part 1 with Matt Villegas, a veteran podcaster/comedian/anti-cardio activist. It's a f*****g Croc bro! Find clemente's corner wherever you find your pods and put on a house show because it's gotta last forever, right?! XOXO and do the right thing!

39 min
07/22/2020

The Emotional Truth with Corey Evans

Bathroom anxiety, underfunded school districts, and vaginal energy. We talk about all that and more with comedian and teacher (the ONE and ONLY) Corey Evans! From Lubbock, to Chicago, to Houston and back, he steady stays teaching and telling jokes. Don't find him on social media though, he's gotta keep his job at *redacted* middle school. Thanks for listening, and keep telling your emotional truth, unless that truth is that you want to f**k a dog then keep that shit to yourself! XOXO and wear your masks you monsters!

1h 17m

TRAILER

Madlibs and Plumbing

This is just a snack! Enjoy and tell your friends! Follow us on twitter @vanillabeaners; and follow your hosts Paul @thebigdaddypolo, and Selena @selenawhateverz.

12/17/2019

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5 min

4.9

out of 5

8 Ratings

Two Lubbock almost-comedians talk too much about things.

Creator

Paul and Selena
Years Active

2019 - 2020
Episodes

41
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Paul and Selena
Show Website

Vanilla Beaners