Crap Movie Club

Crap Movie Club
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We review crap movies in a laid-back and slap-dash fashion. If you have low standards for both films and podcasts, then this is the show for you.

  1. 05/08/2025

    The Lawnmower Man - Crap Movie Club #54

    Bet you didn't see this coming.  After almost 2 years we return and the term 'rusty' comes to mind.  Once you get past the awkward chat about Tim's vacuum cleaner, we spend over an hour reviewing Pierce Brosnan's career defining performance as a a scientist who tries to turn chimps into soldiers. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by FunkmammothDiscord - https://discord.gg/tyYpUdp93c

    1h 16m

  2. 06/15/2023

    Cocaine Bear - Crap Movie Club #53

    Out of the blue we 're back for a brief dance with death as we review Cocaine Bear (2023).   This episode features constant mentions of hard drugs -  so if you can't bear that, then viewer discretion is advised.   https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

    47 min

  3. 09/05/2022

    Jurassic World Dominion - Crap Movie Club #52

    Three things should stay extinct; Dinosaurs, Movie Franchises and Podcasts.  Somehow we're back and reviewing this 2022 cash-grab.  The movie execs were so preoccupied with the fact they could, they didn't stop to ask if they should...or something. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

    1h 10m

  4. 06/06/2022

    Uncharted - Crap Movie Club #51

    The podcast that refuses to die releases a much anticipated review of Uncharted.  Listen as we find anyway to reference and talk about films we actually like, such as Money Plane, National Treasure and Sonic.    https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

    56 min

  5. 04/07/2022

    Scream (2022) - Crap Movie Club #50

    Scream / Scream 5 / 5cream came out earlier in the year and we took a trip to the cinema to see it in 4DX.  Granted this happened in January and I'm posting this in April so we can only apologise to the die hard CMC fans who have waited for a new episode with baited breath.  All signs point to the show being as dead as Dewey Riley, but really it will linger on like the ghost of Billy Loomis. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

    50 min

  6. 01/13/2022

    Tiptoes - Crap Movie Club #49

    The CMC is in session as we review a classic meme of a movie that stars Gary Oldman in 'the role of a lifetime'.  Unfortunately nobody told Gary that the role of a lifetime will involve stuffing his lower body into a sofa and attaching two stuffed trouser legs to make him look like a dwarf. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

    54 min

  7. 12/20/2021

    Birdemic - Crap Movie Club #48

    "When we first started the show, this is the kind of thing we had in mind, so it's been a long time coming".   Birdemic (2010) is a D.I.Y horror movie by visionary director James Nguyen.  Featuring ear-splitting sound effects, eye watering special effects and head scratching dialogue.  This is one not to be missed. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

    1h 10m

  8. 11/22/2021

    Jumper - Crap Movie Club #47

    After a long and unprofessional hiatus, we're back with a look at 2008's Jumper.   Some say this is Doug Leman's best work, but Mr & Mrs Smith would like a word with you. https://www.instagram.com/crapmovieclub/Intro Music - Fingerguns by Funkmammoth

    57 min
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We review crap movies in a laid-back and slap-dash fashion. If you have low standards for both films and podcasts, then this is the show for you.

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  • Creator
    Crap Movie Club
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2025
  • Episodes
    63
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2025 Crap Movie Club
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