Lazysloth's RPG Podcast

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Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs! 

  1. 1D AGO

    Desperate Colonials-Session 20:Milk is irrelevant

    Send a text In this month’s session, the Desperate Colonials investigate the mysterious incident leading to the deaths of thousands aboard Ming’s Hope. However, something seeks to add them to the death toll the closer they get to the truth, threatened by the exchange in hands of the Hope’s stewardship.

    2h 16m

  2. FEB 15

    Desperate Colonials - Session 19: Ming’s Hope

    Send a text Finally tracking down the last known whereabouts of Ming, our desperate colonials prepare to board the vessel of the lost Emperor’s final resting place - the mysterious casket of an entire colony, lying in wait to be found again.

    2h 9m

  3. JAN 15

    Desperate Colonials - Session 18: The Last Place You Look

    Send a text The crew of the Pyrite Eldorado  strategize on how they can save C-Dawg from permanent deletion, but something far more serious has escaped their notice, possibly dooming their entire journey.

    2h 6m

  4. 12/15/2025

    Desperate Colonials - Episode 17: The Bellow from Below

    Send a text In this month’s episode of Desperate Colonials, Sanatio and the Mystery Gang delve deeper into the wilderness to uncover the enigmatic last days of the alien jungle colony. However, something slumbering deep below may have their answer for them before they can ask. For those who want to skip the long intro, the session begins at 12:44.

    2h 13m

  5. 11/15/2025

    Desperate Colonials - Session 16: The Spores and You

    Send a text In this month’s episode, the crew of the Pyrite El Dorodo tie up loose ends on Ming 3 and venture forth into exotic and hostile jungle climes of Ming 7. Continuing on their search for the lost Emperor, will they finally find the object of their quest, or will the danger lurking in the alien jungle find them first?

    2h 1m

  6. 10/15/2025

    Desperate Colonials - Session 15: Psychic Heresy on Ming 3

    Send a text In this month’s episode, our Desperadoes are determined to liberate Ming 3 of Kali’s wrath. Will they prove to be the bane of the immortal storm goddess herself, or will the sky come crashing down on them?

    2h 34m

  7. 09/15/2025

    Desperate Colonials - Session 14: “When the Bough Breaks”

    Send a text The hideous faces behind the mask of paradise are revealed. Now our crew must make a choice - sacrificing the garden of innocents or bringing the world crashing down on their heads as the psionic of storm of Kali herself threatens Ming’s enclosure of Eden.

    2h 9m

  8. 08/15/2025

    Desperate Colonials - Session 13: Fashionably Late

    Send a text Our crew of Desperadoes lands on Ming 3 to find a desolate landscape of destruction and mystery. With their arrival stirs something sinister within the wreckages of the colony’s corpse as they search for the remains of Ming himself. However, despite their grim charge, they find themselves to be the life of the party.

    2h 23m
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Lazysloth's RPG (formerly Vanguard) is a monthly actual play tabletop roleplaying podcast featuring a Sloth and his many friends. We've play a different system every campaign to keep things spicy. Our podcast is kept family friendly by a team of baby sloths that edit out the bad words. We post our episodes on the 15th every month. Tune in to the goofs! 

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  • Creator
    Sloth
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    84
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Lazysloth's RPG Podcast
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