Chismosas and Chainsaws

Reyna Martinez
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Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.

  1. 11/27/2025

    Knives Out: It Makes No Damn Sense; Compels Me Though

    In this episode, we talk about Knives Out (2019), the star-studded cast, and how this is very clearly NOT a horror movie. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    1h 1m

  2. 10/31/2025

    Zombieland: Enjoy the Little Things

    Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about Zombieland (2009), what a guy Woody Harrelson is, and about how surprisingly well this aged. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaw@gmail.com!

    1h 9m

  3. 10/15/2025

    Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 3.75

    In this episode, we talk about Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), how many references to other horror movies were in this, and how both of us had the same average rating for the film but rounded differently! Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    1h 12m

  4. 10/01/2025

    Companion: Did You Jailbreak Your Sexbot?

    In this episode, we talk about Companion (2025), what a nightmare AI is, and how funny it would be to do a sports podcast instead. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    1h 35m

  5. 07/31/2025

    Lamb: WTF Is This? Happiness.

    In this episode, we talk about Lamb (2021), the weird family dynamics involved in the story, and how different OUR choices would be in the same situation. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    43 min

  6. 07/11/2025

    MaXXXine: Producer Mia Goth

    In this episode, we talk about MaXXXine (2024), what an icon Mia Goth is, the time she beat the shit out of Kevin Bacon, and what an amazing ending this was to the trilogy. Do the thing, you know the thing! Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    45 min

  7. 04/20/2025

    Smile 2: Still Smilin'

    In this episode, we discuss Smile 2 (2024), its similarities to The Ring, and how graphic it is. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    1h 11m

  8. 02/27/2025

    Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!

    In this episode, we talk about Better Watch Out (2016), Tony Todd's passing, and the impressionability of young people. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws@gmail.com!

    1h 12m
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Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.

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  • Creator
    Reyna Martinez
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2025
  • Episodes
    196
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Reyna Martinez
  • Show Website
    Chismosas and Chainsaws