The House of Machismo Podcast

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Marty, Albert, Dan, Sauce and Ray bring you their funny take on their lives and the world around them. Once you start listening, sometimes it's hard to stop. Trust us... It's worth it. Send us a text 972-302-6596.

  1. FEB 19

    House of Machismo Podcast 2-17-2026

    On this week's episode of House of Machismo, the guys dive headfirst into the chaotic world of modern dating — where the red flags are subtle, the situationships are confusing, and nobody knows what "exclusive" actually means anymore. Marty drops a JUICY story about an affair that has the whole table questioning loyalty, decision-making, and text message privacy settings. Then things get existential… The fellas ask the age-old question: How old is TOO old? Too old for the club? Too old for ripped jeans? Too old to be wearing graphic tees with dragons on them? Too old to still say "let's run it back" after 2am? From nightlife etiquette to wardrobe denial, the guys debate where the line is between "still got it" and "please go home." It's messy. It's honest. It's House of Machismo

    1h 28m

  2. FEB 10

    House of Machismo Podcast 2-10-2026

    On this episode, Marty goes to war with Amazon over a big-screen TV delivery that turns into a masterclass in customer-service purgatory — missed deliveries, corporate chaos, and one man questioning every life decision that led him to click *"Buy Now." Meanwhile, Albert somehow gets into a major car accident without even being in the car. Was it a hit? A run? A ghost? Is the car totaled? Insurance adjusters are confused, Albert is confused, and honestly… so are we. Then we bring the chaos into focus with featherweight MMA fighter Luis Sariles in studio 🔥. He breaks down his recent win, the grind of training, the mental warfare of fighting, and what it really takes to step into the cage when most people are scared to step on a scale. It's big TVs, phantom car crashes, and real-deal fight talk — classic House of Machismo: equal parts nonsense, real life, and controlled violence. 💪🥊

    1h 37m

  3. FEB 2

    House of Machismo Podcast 2-3-2026

    First episode of the year and we're already back on our nonsense. We welcome Ray into the Machismo family and immediately put him to work, breaking down the stuff we swore was cool in high school that absolutely does not hold up today. Then we hit Ray with a Machismo-style Q&A that somehow turns into a therapy session, exposing a few of his deepest, darkest secrets. New year, new co-host, same unhinged energy.

    1h 24m

  4. 12/23/2025

    House of Machismo Podcast 12-23-25

    The halls are decked, the mics are hot, and the Christmas chaos is fully activated. This week, the boys celebrate the holidays the only way they know how—loud, unorganized, and emotionally confusing. We kick things off with a White Elephant gift exchange, where strategy goes out the window, feelings get hurt, and somehow nobody ends up with what they wanted… except maybe Albert, and that's a problem. Marty then follows it up by doing something truly unhinged—giving the guys a gift from the heart, forcing everyone to process genuine emotions on a comedy podcast. Disgusting. Things only get worse (or better?) when the crew performs their own House of Machismo version of A Christmas Carol—a festive disaster filled with questionable casting, broken accents, missed cues, and holiday spirit that HR would not approve of. And to close out the year, Marty presents the inaugural HOM End-of-Year Awards, honoring the highs, the lows, and the moments that probably shouldn't be revisited in 2026. Egos are stroked, reputations are ruined, and absolutely no one agrees with the results. It's heartfelt. It's chaotic. It's Christmas with the House of Machismo.

    1h 13m

  5. 12/08/2025

    House of Machismo Podcast 12-9-2025

    On today's episode, the guys welcome back a familiar face — former co-host and Texas independent filmmaker Carlos Suarez! He's in the studio to talk about his brand-new short film, Naked Pool Party, and the creative journey behind bringing its LGBTQ+ story to life. Before diving into filmmaking, the crew gets festive… kind of. Everyone shares the worst Christmas gifts they've ever received — from confusing, questionable, and straight-up "why did you think of me when you bought this?" presents. It gets real, it gets funny, and it gets a little tragic. In the second half, it's all about Carlos and his movie. The guys ask what sparked the idea, what challenges he faced during filming, how he pulled off certain scenes, and what his hopes are for the film's future. Behind-the-scenes stories, indie filmmaking hustle, and plenty of HOM-style chaos all included. Another episode full of laughs, honesty, creativity, and maybe a little holiday trauma.

    1h 34m

  6. 12/03/2025

    House of Machismo 12-2-2025

    On today's episode, the guys take a chaotic trip down memory lane as they confess the fashion disasters they proudly rocked growing up — from baggy jeans that could house a family of four to shirts that should've never seen daylight. Then things get heated when the crew debates the ultimate question: If you had the power to erase one movie trilogy from existence… which one are you nuking? No franchise is safe. Not even the "classics." We also dive into the personal rules everyone secretly lives by — Marty's unwritten life commandments, Sauce's questionable logic, and Albert's surprisingly wholesome guidelines. And of course, we wrap it all up Machismo-style with a round of Hot Topics, where the takes are spicy, the opinions are chaotic, and no one escapes unroasted. Another episode of laughs, debates, and questionable life choices — exactly what you expect from the House of Machismo.

    1h 45m

  7. 11/10/2025

    House of Machismo Podcast - 11-11-2025

    On today's episode, Sauce dives into his latest hustle — appraising sports cards and memorabilia — and reveals the weird treasures people collect. Meanwhile, Marty shares a too-honest story about why shaving naked somehow turned into him rocking a "shaving cream bikini." Then the guys turn the spotlight on themselves, answering a batch of awkward and downright strange questions from the audience. It's unfiltered, it's hilarious, and it's classic Machismo chaos.

    1h 30m

  8. 11/03/2025

    House of Machismo Podcast - 11-4-2025

    On today's episode, the guys dive headfirst into a bubbling cauldron of Machismo-style hot topics! 💪 They debate toxic masculinity — is it real, or just what happens when someone refuses to ask for directions? Then they tackle the age-old question: is it a problem if your partner makes more money than you… or just an excuse to buy matching aprons? 💸 Finally, they face off over free speech vs offense culture — and somehow manage to offend each other in the process. It's loud, it's funny, it's awkwardly honest… it's House of Machismo. 🎧💥

    1h 25m
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Marty, Albert, Dan, Sauce and Ray bring you their funny take on their lives and the world around them. Once you start listening, sometimes it's hard to stop. Trust us... It's worth it. Send us a text 972-302-6596.

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