The GOAT Show

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Jake and Micah Hurwitz discuss, rate, and review everything from Water Bottles to Karaoke Songs on their search for the greatest everything of all time.

  1. 01/12/2022 ·  Bonus

    Introducing: 'History of Heat'

    Have a listen to History of Heat, one of our newest Headgum Originals! Yassir and Isaiah Lester are joined by comedians, artists, athletes, and experts to discuss the history, impact, and future of culture's favorite topics ranging from sneakers to video games.  In this episode, Nostalgia (w/ Langston Kerman), Yassir and Isaiah are joined by Langston Kerman (Insecure, The Boys) to discuss how memories determine which sneakers, streetwear, and collectibles are considered heat today.  Subscribe to History of Heat on: Apple Podcasts Spotify See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Introducing: 'History of Heat'

  2. 06/23/2021

    Karaoke Songs 🎤

    The Goats are vaxxed and you know what that means: it's time to hit the karaoke bars again. But what are they going to ask the DJ to play when they're holding that mic in their hooves? To decide, Jake and Micah analyze the Croon, the Boon, and the Soon (or is it the Song, the Throng, and the Long?) of literally every single one of the 200,000 songs in the karaoke book. All of them. When the dust settles, you'll be left with a definitely-not-generationally-biased list of songs guaranteed to get the masses going when you're in the spotlight. Just a small town GOAT, singin' a song that's the WOAT. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Karaoke Songs 🎤

  3. 06/16/2021

    Exercise Shorts

    The sheer size of the Goat Brothers quads have shredded their gym shorts, so they must find a suitable replacement. They carefully consider the Glide, the Stride, and the Pride of each contender, and by episode's end their glutei are seated firmly in the greatest exercise shorts of all time. Who wears GOAT shorts? Goats wear GOAT shorts. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Exercise Shorts

  4. 06/02/2021

    Egg Preparations

    Jake and the name-thief Micah are hungry, so they're turning to the most versatile food they know: eggs. Ok, second most versatile, after potatoes. God, Micah loves his potatoes. The brothers discuss the Licks, the Fix, and the Mix of a few different egg styles, butting heads in some instances and making concessions in others. The GOAT yolk's the broke yolk you soak. Remember that, Goats. Remember that. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Egg Preparations

  5. 05/26/2021

    Days of the Week

    Jake and the throne usurper Micah aim to find the GOAT day of the week, grading the Chill, the Fill, and the Thrill of the days that end in Y. Also featured: the Goats' GOAT days ever. Carpe Capra, Goats. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Days of the Week

  6. 05/19/2021

    Haircuts

    If you thought it was hard to tell Jake and Micah's voices apart, prepare have your lives made 100x more difficult. Twinnovation brothers Jeff and Dave Rosenberg enter the GOAT Realm to pick one haircut to rule them all. Just take a little off the top and clean up the sides, and watch the horns, ok? Listen to The Brothers Twin on Twinnovation wherever you get podcasts. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Haircuts

  7. 05/12/2021

    Wallets

    What's in your wallet? Actually, better question: what's your wallet? Those big-spendin', high-rollin' Goats need something thin to carry their paper and plastic—that's their cash and their cards, to ewe—and they're going to evaluate The Hold, The Mold, and The Gold of all the slim wallets they can get their hooves on. Don't go spending it all in one place, Goats. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Wallets

  8. 05/05/2021

    Condiments

    It's clear that the Goats care a great deal for how they dress themselves, but how do they dress their food? Micah does his very best to not derail the show while the brothers taste test The Ting, The Tang, and the Everythang of a smorgasbord of smorgasbord accoutrements. Relish this moment, Goats. Follow The Brothers Goat on Twitter @micahhurwitz, @jakehurwitz, and @brothershalcyon Follow the show @goatshowpod and see all of the GOAT picks at www.thegoat.show Advertise on The GOAT Show via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    Condiments
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Jake and Micah Hurwitz discuss, rate, and review everything from Water Bottles to Karaoke Songs on their search for the greatest everything of all time.

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