The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

  1. 5d ago

    The Most Controversial Gym Joke in History

    Shane Gillis gets in hot water at SNL again, women lose their minds online, and grinding on biceps is a thing.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get 42% off Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co and use code THEBOYS to get 20% off your first order Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Ryan Upcoming Shows:  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12  San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London  - Jan 21 Dublin  - Jan 23 Manchester  - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Gym Clothes 01:46 - Joey Swole had a heart attack 06:20 - Shane SNL 11:00 - Ryan goes to Austin the wrong week 14:22 - Schitts creek guy would like a word with Mr. Gillis 19:30 - Comedy "experts" weigh in 20:55 - Nope guy 24:59 - Ladies are losing their minds online 33:10 - AD - Beam - Go to https://shopbeam.com/BOYSCAST to get 42% off 34:39 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 35:49 - Cancel culture 2.0 & #methree 39:46 - Danny's Patreon strike 45:32 - Women think calling men insecure is their achilles heel 46:30 - Tik Tok witch's curse BACKFIRES 54:58 - Justin Trudeau's wacky cabinet meetings 56:36 - LA influencer stood up on date?! 1:00:16 - AD - Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co and use code THEBOYS to get 20% off your first order 1:01:49 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:03:42 - STDiarrhea 1:05:36 - Livestreamed execution 1:11:16 - Wino politician 1:14:17 - Kelly Clarkson goes ham 1:17:57 - Guy really thought his male friends wanted to hear about him getting pegged 1:32:56 - Grinding on biceps is not a thing regardless of how hard VICE tries to convince you

  2. Oct 9

    Cornell Frat Bro Attempts to Pull Uno Reverse Card & The Internet Mobs the Wrong Asian

    The Cornell boys are up to no good, a classic case of asian wheres waldo, and Hockey Night in Canada replaced by Cricket   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20. Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Mudflap - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns   Ryan Upcoming Shows:  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12  San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London  - Jan 21 Dublin  - Jan 23 Manchester  - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Props to us 00:14 - Intro 00:37 - Botched  06:48 - Danny in his brat era 08:07 - Cornell 7 member trying to pull uno reverse card 30:49 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20. 32:36 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 34:24 - Cornell 38:31 - Other people getting cancelled 42:45 - Portland trailblazers 46:16 - Andrew tate 50:01 - Gender wars 51:15 - Sebastian Maniscalco 1:02:40 - AD -  Mudflap - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit 1:04:19 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 1:06:34 - Kimmel 1:08:50 - LA 1:10:05 - Guy sees Jesus after NDE and says he's an absolute gigachad 1:15:25 - Hockey night in Canada replaced with cricket 1:15:53 - Dates 1:21:14 - France 1:24:35 - Fake hijacking 1:27:16 - Tech overlords are also r*t*rd*d

  3. Oct 2

    First Ever All female Execution Team! & New York Times Doesn't Want You To Cut Off Your Parents Anymore

    Small but important win for female executioners, NYT goes against the grain saying you may not need to cut ties from your parents for voting for the wrong guy, and Goggins loves hard men   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription   Ryan Upcoming Shows:  Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12  San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London  - Jan 21 Dublin  - Jan 23 Manchester  - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Goggins loves hard men 00:30 - Intro 00:54 - What's the gayest height? 05:18 - Chaos at Ryan & Danny's alma mater Guelph 10:02 - Theory: Age is equal to the elapsed minutes into a bad movie 12:55 - All female execution team 19:42 - 60 days notice for leaving a cause 26:04 - The biggest wimps are the biggest revolutionaries 28:40 - AD - Mars Men - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 30:50 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:29 - Cutting off your parents isn't the answer 36:50 - Scott Galloway 43:06 - Strong woman content 45:35 - Stay at home Dads have a sweet gig 57:30 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 59:19 - AD - FITBOD - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:01:04 - Obama says if women ran the world there would be no wars 1:07:28 - Dating 1:13:37 - Peeing antidepressants into the water supply is making fish insane & toxic 1:22:20 - Having bare nails is white supremacy 1:24:09 - AI restaurant reservations 1:34:17 - Lesbian bar revisited

  4. Sep 25

    Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates

    Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and Ed Sheeran is forced to apologize for pooping his pants.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit   Ryan Upcoming Shows:  Los Angeles - Oct 1 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12  San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London  - Jan 21 Dublin  - Jan 23 Manchester  - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Welcome in New Studio! 01:09 - Intro 01:32 - Lesbian bar makes masking optional for one day of the week, all hell breaks loose 26:27 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 26:46 - Audio of complaints 42:37 - Anti-gay white reggae guy 48:39 - AD - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit 50:24 - Lauren Boebert calling people gay 53:22 - Daily Wire movie 54:57 - Seattle passes law making poly people a protected class 1:02:15 - Ed Sheeran 1:05:50 - Bilzerian Fuentes and Sneako calling eachother jewish 1:08:50 - Sheeran's apology 1:12:24 - Robert Kraft's antisemitism panopticon 1:14:53 - Black feminist mom sends her child to the worst school imaginable to prove some sort of point 1:23:38 - Poop apology 1:30:46 - Huffpo's take

  5. Sep 17

    The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror

    OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very funny reason.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489     Chapters:   00:00 - Dates! - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 00:15 - Intro 00:39 - New Ali G is no bueno 02:58 - Ed Sheeran vs. Mackelmore 10:36 - AI 15:22 - Meta Ray Ban anti-perv app 30:13 - AD - Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping 31:12 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:46 - Can we chill? 35:43 - Trump losing popularity 37:51 - Too many peaks behind the curtain 43:02 - How AI kills humans 48:31 - Hunter Biden's pump & dump 51:19 - It's the black juror's fault 53:29 - A gender blob's take 1:01:38 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:04:01 - Oprah 1:15:28 - Genital Theft 1:26:07 - Aaron Rodgers 1:29:51 - I banged ugly people to unlearn my biases 1:33:08 - Wrap up

  6. Sep 10

    The INSANE Fallout from the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial

    Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.  Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489     Chapters:   00:00 - Plastic cookies 00:51 - Intro 01:16 - New jobs but no boys allowed 10:32 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets! 10:55 - Lindsay Clancy mistrial 22:00 - Lawyer getting 15 minutes of fame  27:09 - California census adding Jews 30:16 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.  32:16 - Women going nuts over mistrial 35:47 - Copycat-ladies 38:32 - Digital cat-ladies / frozen eggs 46:02 - Downfall of the Tik Tok generation 52:33 - Hog enlargement death 59:44 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 1:01:35 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast to get a PREMIUM episode each week plus bonus content 1:01:46 - Socialism conference whackos 1:23:59 - Eiffel tower reopens after gaggle of Hindus sideline female staff 1:25:44 - Wheel of fortune announcer is a pederast

  7. Sep 4

    Daejon Love is the Funniest Scammer of All Time

    Daejon Love's incredibly elaborate scamming, Lindsay Clancy fans interfere with the case, and Lake Ontario renamed Lake America.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Daejon Love 00:12 - Intro 00:36 - Daejon Love deep dive 17:09 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 17:28 - Daejon Love videos 33:01 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 35:02 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 37:07 - Daejon's texts 53:44 - Jason Arday 59:46 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 1:02:08 - Lindsay Clancy fans compromising trial 1:07:53 - Times square knife lady 1:10:27 - Empathy for the Inconveniencer 1:17:05 - LA Councilwoman shoots down "sex huts" for the homeless 1:22:16 - Lake America 1:26:11 - Canadians become more liberal as they age 1:31:25 - Jelly Roll hosting Kimmel 1:34:07 - No more hot female athlete photos 1:38:08 - Female action heroes

  8. Aug 28

    Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies

    Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Montezuma's Revenge 02:27 - Fan-made love meter at https://lovemeter.bolt.host 05:10 - Freedom coffee 10:09 - CPAP Baddies 16:40 - Poly couple / bullying 27:26 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 30:14 - USA vs. Canada 42:57 - What's the beef? 52:58 - Cab driver with bits 54:32 - Canadian dairy cartel 1:02:32 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:04:20 - Indians on wheelchairs in the airport 1:07:02 - Flock cameras 1:22:01 - Indian teen killed for his testicles / Meta lawsuit 1:24:30 - Lindsay Clancy 1:33:05 - 49ers coach caught soliciting 1:39:35 - Penn State coke ring 1:41:14 - Great ratio at the Mexican pool party

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

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