The Boyscast with Ryan Long

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

  1. 1d ago

    Hell Breaks Loose After Lesbian Bar Lifts Mask Mandates

    Last Ditch Bar in Greenfield MA ignites controversy by making N95 masking optional for one day out of the week, a female athlete is forced to apologize for pooping her pants, and Ed Sheeran is forced to apologize for pooping his pants.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit   Ryan Upcoming Shows:  Los Angeles - Oct 1 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 Salt Lake - Nov 20-21 DC - Dec 3-5  Providence - Dec 10-12  San Diego - Dec 18-20 Stockholm - Jan 20 London  - Jan 21 Dublin  - Jan 23 Manchester  - Jan 24 Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Welcome in New Studio! 01:09 - Intro 01:32 - Lesbian bar makes masking optional for one day of the week, all hell breaks loose 26:27 - Dates - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 26:46 - Audio of complaints 42:37 - Anti-gay white reggae guy 48:39 - AD - Mudflap - Go to muddy.com/boyscast for $100 in free fuel credit 50:24 - Lauren Boebert calling people gay 53:22 - Daily Wire movie 54:57 - Seattle passes law making poly people a protected class 1:02:15 - Ed Sheeran 1:05:50 - Bilzerian Fuentes and Sneako calling eachother jewish 1:08:50 - Sheeran's apology 1:12:24 - Robert Kraft's antisemitism panopticon 1:14:53 - Black feminist mom sends her child to the worst school imaginable to prove some sort of point 1:23:38 - Poop apology 1:30:46 - Huffpo's take

  2. Sep 17

    The Tech Nerds are Crying Again! & The Hilarious Cancelling of a Black Juror

    OpenAI's hugging face incident causes widespread alarm, the holdout juror on the Lindsay Clancy trial was a black man with a past, and Africans commit murders for a very funny reason.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489     Chapters:   00:00 - Dates! - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 00:15 - Intro 00:39 - New Ali G is no bueno 02:58 - Ed Sheeran vs. Mackelmore 10:36 - AI 15:22 - Meta Ray Ban anti-perv app 30:13 - AD - Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping 31:12 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 32:46 - Can we chill? 35:43 - Trump losing popularity 37:51 - Too many peaks behind the curtain 43:02 - How AI kills humans 48:31 - Hunter Biden's pump & dump 51:19 - It's the black juror's fault 53:29 - A gender blob's take 1:01:38 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:04:01 - Oprah 1:15:28 - Genital Theft 1:26:07 - Aaron Rodgers 1:29:51 - I banged ugly people to unlearn my biases 1:33:08 - Wrap up

  3. Sep 10

    The INSANE Fallout from the Lindsay Clancy Mistrial

    Lindsay Clancy case declared a mistrial, a socialism conference full of goofballs, and the Wheel of Fortune announcer gets got on a plane.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.  Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489     Chapters:   00:00 - Plastic cookies 00:51 - Intro 01:16 - New jobs but no boys allowed 10:32 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets! 10:55 - Lindsay Clancy mistrial 22:00 - Lawyer getting 15 minutes of fame  27:09 - California census adding Jews 30:16 - AD - Kalshi - Download the Kalshi app and use code BOYSCAST to get $20 when you trade $20.  32:16 - Women going nuts over mistrial 35:47 - Copycat-ladies 38:32 - Digital cat-ladies / frozen eggs 46:02 - Downfall of the Tik Tok generation 52:33 - Hog enlargement death 59:44 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 1:01:35 - PATREON - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast to get a PREMIUM episode each week plus bonus content 1:01:46 - Socialism conference whackos 1:23:59 - Eiffel tower reopens after gaggle of Hindus sideline female staff 1:25:44 - Wheel of fortune announcer is a pederast

  4. Sep 4

    Daejon Love is the Funniest Scammer of All Time

    Daejon Love's incredibly elaborate scamming, Lindsay Clancy fans interfere with the case, and Lake Ontario renamed Lake America.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Daejon Love 00:12 - Intro 00:36 - Daejon Love deep dive 17:09 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 17:28 - Daejon Love videos 33:01 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 35:02 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 37:07 - Daejon's texts 53:44 - Jason Arday 59:46 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 1:02:08 - Lindsay Clancy fans compromising trial 1:07:53 - Times square knife lady 1:10:27 - Empathy for the Inconveniencer 1:17:05 - LA Councilwoman shoots down "sex huts" for the homeless 1:22:16 - Lake America 1:26:11 - Canadians become more liberal as they age 1:31:25 - Jelly Roll hosting Kimmel 1:34:07 - No more hot female athlete photos 1:38:08 - Female action heroes

  5. Aug 28

    Indians Won't Stop Abusing Airport Wheelchairs, Canada VS America & CPAP Baddies

    Indians abuse the right to free wheelchairs, Canada is not happy with the latest round of US tariffs, and CPAP machines are so hot right now.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Montezuma's Revenge 02:27 - Fan-made love meter at https://lovemeter.bolt.host 05:10 - Freedom coffee 10:09 - CPAP Baddies 16:40 - Poly couple / bullying 27:26 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 30:14 - USA vs. Canada 42:57 - What's the beef? 52:58 - Cab driver with bits 54:32 - Canadian dairy cartel 1:02:32 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:04:20 - Indians on wheelchairs in the airport 1:07:02 - Flock cameras 1:22:01 - Indian teen killed for his testicles / Meta lawsuit 1:24:30 - Lindsay Clancy 1:33:05 - 49ers coach caught soliciting 1:39:35 - Penn State coke ring 1:41:14 - Great ratio at the Mexican pool party

  6. Aug 20

    The WNBA Drama Keeps Getting Funnier & Lindsay Clancy Tiktok Detectives Have Lost Their Minds

    WNBA controversy, donations roll in to fund a serial killer, and is AOC going to be president?   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics   Upcoming Shows:  Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Stealth birthday / 40 is a great age 06:26 - Polyamorous rapper 09:34 - Fake foot doctor 12:15 - Diamonds are for Zios 17:34 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and http://dannyjoke.com for tickets! 17:58 - WNBA 33:48 - AD - Lean - Go to https://takelean.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free rush shipping 35:10 - Mississauga daring you to be racist 44:00 - Brothels near refugee camps 46:02 - Headphone dodgers are winning 50:16 - AOC 56:14 - Love meter 59:50 - Surrogate goes rogue 1:06:03 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics 1:07:02 - Lindsay Clancy 1:21:46 - Luigi 1:24:33 - Ayyyyyoo!

  7. Aug 14

    Sitting Down with The Most Controversial Pastor in America

    Pastor James Manning joins the boys on todays episode to discuss long-legged mack daddy Barack Obama, whether threesomes are ordained by god, and Black Israelites   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month   Upcoming Shows:  Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - The group chat Pastor 00:39 - Intro 01:02 - Do you consider yourself a comedian? 06:11 - How did you become a pastor? 08:27 - Gay pastors / helping dopers 13:46 - What was jail like? 17:39 - Obama 18:55 - Do white people like your church for the wrong reasons? 20:42 - Running for Mayor 23:28 - Are threesomes a sin? 26:18 - Gay jokes less acceptable in black community? 29:03 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 31:44 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 33:36 - Pride 35:55 - What's the biggest mistake men are making 40:53 - Segregation 44:14 - Soul music 51:24 - Is America on the way down? 53:14 - DJT is a servant of Satan 58:55 - White guys not getting action 1:04:09 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get unlimited premium wireless for $15 a month 1:05:58 - Slavery 1:11:08 - What would you do as President? 1:15:01 - Breast enlargements yay or nay? 1:16:33 - Black Israelites 1:18:05 - Is Hollywood putting black men in dresses? 1:22:45 - What do you say to a guy who doesn't want to settle down? 1:26:19 - What's worse, weed or alcohol? 1:27:30 - Do you write your sermons? 1:29:03 - Groupies? 1:30:13 - Conversion therapy

  8. Aug 7

    Perez Hilton's Blood-Soaked Breakdown, Fauci's Diary & Leopold Aschenbrenner's Rise and Fall

    Perez Hilton harms himself on an unhinged livestream, Fauci's diary shows that he knew a lot more than he let on, and the saga of Leopold Aschenbrenner.   SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content   SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year   Upcoming Shows:  Kitchener - Aug 7 Moncton - Aug 9 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Irvine - Oct 2  Phoenix - Oct 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5-7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5  Punchup.live/ryanlong   Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes  FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com   To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast   Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy  AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489   Chapters:   00:00 - Perez Hilton went nuts 07:28 -  Millenial dads spending a lot of time with kids 10:08 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong for tickets! 10:26 - Lesbians r cool 13:58 - Leopold Aschenbrenner saga 29:45 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 31:35 - Ryan Long's relationship advice 36:42 - AI Guys / Nipsey Hustle / AI rap song 45:01 - Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a bonus PREMIUM episode every week + extra content! 45:17 - Y Combinator tattoo party 54:20 - Covid reddit going nuts 1:00:27 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 1:02:26 - DSA Candidates stay winning! 1:18:06 - Dumpster panic in NYC 1:28:39 - Edmonton hateline 1:31:12 - Romeo & Hamed 1:34:13 - Trans woman flees to Holland to escape persecution but doesn't like the asylum camp she's placed in.

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Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.

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  • Creator
    The Boys
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    372
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2021 The Boyscast with Ryan Long
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