Dreaming of Footpaths

Sarah
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RUNNER & TRIATHLETE: I’m a previously lardy girl who has swapped doner kebabs for trainers. It’s just as pricey but better for my waistline. Plus I end up with a lot less garlic sauce down my front. Based in Warwickshire, England

  1. 01/16/2024

    The Runner Truffle-Shuffle

    … Yep. The combination of sweat and skin on my tummy had given me what I like to call ‘The Runner-Truffle-Shufffle’. Or possibly ‘The Ruffle’ for short. …

    1 min

  2. 01/16/2024

    Learning Circus Skills: Do Not Wee on a Trapeze

    Plate spinning. Maybe a go on a unicycle. Face painting? Clown walking? I wasn’t too sure about the other things but I reckoned I could definitely do the clown walking. Maybe there would also be custard pies to throw (read: eat).

    16 min

  3. 05/16/2023

    Why I can't Wear Vibrams: This Little Piggy Went to the Sweetie Shop

    I ordered myself a pair of VibramFiveFingers running shoes. I’d always wanted to try them and had visions of being like Barefoot Ted – but with boobs.

    2 min

  4. 05/14/2023

    27 Running Rules: No Mucus on Fellow Runners & Winking Using Your Arse

    Running is easy, right? Right leg, left leg ... and repeat! NO! STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!! There are a set of rules – unwritten until now – that require careful adherence. Should you flout these rules, you will get leg-humped by a Rottweiler on your next run while being get chafed under the armpits by your new cotton t-shirt and having to fling your boobs over your shoulder. Read on ....

    12 min

  5. 01/26/2023

    Race Pics: Undead Pensioner Filter

    Why tomorrow is ‘Push a Hot Runner in a Hedge’ Day

    6 min

  6. 01/23/2023

    Yeovil Montacute Parkrun: There May Be Ditches Ahead

    Fortunately & Unfortunately …

    2 min

  7. 01/20/2023

    Warwick Half Marathon: Don’t Panic!

    The unbreakable race laws and the 1-2-3 of horrors …!!

    15 min

  8. 01/17/2023

    What I Think About When I Run … Brain Farts

    Am I thinking deep, solemn thoughts when I run? *parp*

    6 min
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RUNNER & TRIATHLETE: I’m a previously lardy girl who has swapped doner kebabs for trainers. It’s just as pricey but better for my waistline. Plus I end up with a lot less garlic sauce down my front. Based in Warwickshire, England

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  • Creator
    Sarah
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2024
  • Episodes
    36
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Sarah