That Does Suit Madame, The "Are You Being Served?" Podcast

Mr. Jeff & Mr. Brandon

Join hosts Mr. Jeff and Mr. Brandon as they share their love for the cult classic 1970s BBC TV hit "Are You Being Served?"! We do a deep dive of each AYBS episode, one per podcast episode. We love to hear from our listeners! Drop us a question or comment about your why you love AYBS. Leave a voicemail at the PEACOCK Hotline at 662-PEACOCK! Find us on Facebook at fb.me/ThatDoesSuitMadame and Twitter @DoesSuitMadame #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #MrHumphries #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBTQ #LGBT #BritCom #AYBS #BlackLivesMatter #WearAmask

  1. 11/18/2022

    Episode 86: "The Darts Match" - Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour.

    In this podcast episode, we review the very final original content from the AYBS Universe. :( Your two podcast hosts had a lovely chat with Brian Slade, author “Simon Cadell: The Authorised Biography”, the beloved Hi-De-Hi actor. We received a delightful voicemail from the “Keeping Up Appearances: The Luxury Podcast” with chums of the pod William Hanson (from the “I Sexted My Boss” podcast) and Jonathan Vernon-Smith from the BBC “The JVS Show” programme. The staff has finally turned on Mr. Rumbold’s managerial role. “Fanny Adams” is a phrase that translates to “f**k all” but points to a very tragic news event which was popularized by the English Navy regarding an 8 year old girl in 1867. What if there -was- a 3rd season of Grace & Favour/AYBS? We learn about the fate of Mrs. Rumbold. Mr. Molturd randomly announces that the lads from the pub have challenged the staff with a darts match! We try to explain how darts is played (visualize a pizza). Find old episodes of “Bullseye” on YouTube, the Darts Game Show from 1980s’ UK! Sheep are being sold to the estate next-door. Mr. Humphries is proud of his Australian hat (sent from his penpal). Capt. Peacock’s mysterious bite marks that Miss. Lovelock somehow is privy to. Enter the 1928 Daimler sedan. What is a “tax disc”? Percy the local police officer and Molturd's bribe. And the super cute freeze-frame of Billy Burden in this scene with a great big smile. The Vine Tree Pub was where the exterior shots of the episode were filmed in Norton, England. It’s still open today and is a 14 minute drive away from Chavenage House (“Millstone Manor”). Apple orchards in the West Country of England generates excess apples which are then crafted into “scrumpy”- a high-octane alcohol. A quick history of why we call the graphite in pencils “lead”. Mavis can handle her scrumpy and “is just getting started”! Paul Humpoletz player Henry Heathcliff, Malcom’s father. Mr. Brandon finally stumps Mr. Jeff: Paul Humpoletz also played one of the thieves in the “The Hold Up” from the original series 10: episode 3! And her past catches up with her again from Tiverton. A shoving match starts up; Rumbold and Henry step outside! Both men are posturing until Slocombe finally smashes Henry with her handbag. Dressed all in black, the staff try to sneak onto the neighbouring estate to spirit away the sheep. Mr. Humphries accepts Slocombe’s cold cream! Marketing made men think cold cream was only for young women. Humphries tries to bribe a terrier dog with the tandoori chicken (which no one likes, including the dog). And the sheep find their way back to Millstone Manor! Happy ending! And the final lines of Grace & Favour: Peacock: “A large drink and a hot bath.” Slocombe: “Now that’s real leadership that is”. Superfan John-Brian Hopkins on Twitter shared that the terrier in this episode was Wendy Richard’s dog named “Shirley Brahams”. The terrier gets the final credit of the series! Our NEXT episode: Behind the Pink Curtain. We discuss our thoughts about making the podcast series, AYBE today and yesterday, and how YOU can make your own podcast. Final call: send us your last voicemail for our final podcast! Treat yourself to some That Does Suit Madame merch at our Bargain Basement podcast shop at imfree.threadless.com for t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and more! Leave the show a voicemail at the Peacock Hotline: (662)-PEACOCK (662-732-2625) and find us on Twitter @DoesSuitMadame and #AYBS #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBT #BlackLivesMatter #BBC #AreYouBeingServedAgain #GraceAndFavour #GraceAndFavor

    1h 22m
  2. 10/31/2022

    Episode 85 - “The Mongolians” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour

    We’re supporting Gladys in the Bell Ringers Association Union local #DING and their strike. Beryl, our switchboard operator, let a very confused voicemail get through to the podcast. Americans: don’t forget to vote in the Mid-term elections! A fabulous scene of Miss. Lovelock driving the carriage with Humphries in his red riding gear. “Walkies” jogs our memory to a classic AYBS episode. Peacock tries to encourage Lovelock’s fascination with his history… without luck. “It’s not quite the same thing, is it?” We learn “punka wallas”. Slocombe and Brahams can still pull the guys! We meet Malcom-Heathcliff again in the path and threatens Humphries again. Who won 3rd place in the Miss. Lovely Legs contest in Tiverton? One guess… “Of you’ll find some rough lads waiting for you”. Humphries looks right into the camera to contemplate. Mongolians booked a tour at the Manor but the currency has fallen drastically! Cheap, weird jokes made about Mongolians. The staff have to create a “cultural event” for their guests (Just like in the “Mr. Slocombe” episode!). Slocombe once served Vanessa Redgrave! Ferrets in trousers? Humphries shows off some childhood photos. We get a great “jug ears” thanks to Wendy Richard. A weird hierarchy joke against Molturd from Brahams. Molturd will arrange for local villagers to audition for the talent show. Kiri Te Kanawa is the famous New Zealand opera singer that Slocombe wouldn’t remember. Mavis is encouraging Humphries to have a scrap with Malcom-Healthcliff. Mrs Cleghampton (again) tries out for employment and fails (with her adapted cello). Her g-string broke! Tiddles cries; glass breaks. But she played at the Proms! Mr. Jeff explains the cultural mistakes during the Mongolians’ concert. The Mongolian language is not a tonal language yet the actors mostly speak Mandarin Chinese. The gong is played. Mongolians stand and bow, over and over. The “sooo…” joke from “The Hand of Fate” episode is recycled but the asian character gets a zing in the end. Molturd battles a donkey and loses. Sir Gay Humphries! Joanne Heywood knows how to dance ballet on point! A suspicious red codpiece. And a patriotic “Britannia” makes an appearance. We think this episode missed several points b/c of sloppy jokes about Mongolians but this shows its age (yet we still love it!). Treat yourself to some That Does Suit Madame merch at our Bargain Basement podcast shop at imfree.threadless.com for t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and more! Leave the show a voicemail at the Peacock Hotline: (662)-PEACOCK (662-732-2625) and find us on Twitter @DoesSuitMadame and #AYBS #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBT #BlackLivesMatter #BBC #AreYouBeingServedAgain #GraceAndFavour #GraceAndFavor

    1h 4m
  3. 10/13/2022

    Episode 84 - “A Mummified Cat” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour 🎃

    It’s Halloween season! Only 2 more original episodes of Grace & Favour to cover! A “very special episode” of the podcast coming up. Call for Nominations! Our special upcoming awards! A special hello to our pals Gary and Tilt from The Sitcom Club and their new AYBS podcast “They’ll Ride Up With Wear”. Listen here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sitcom-club-091-aybs-pilot/id635720813?i=1000580551913 An AYBS renaissance?! Sweet messages from our #Unanimous listeners who don’t want our podcast to end. (All good things...) Start your own podcast! (And we’ll make a “Secrets Revealed” podcast episode soon where we teach you how). We were told what the “buffers” was from a previous show. Thanks Mr. Dirk! And we still don’t like Old Mr. Grace. Mavis brings Humphries a nice tray with eggs and soldiers (not burly Armymen). A fabulous dream sequence with Miss. Lovelock and Cap’n Peacock as a 1950s period scene - amazing. Tobacco snuff and the gross history of “toffee-nosed gits” and “noses in the air”. The studio audience wanted to applaud the sequence. Then they discover a mummified cat inside the bedroom wall! Rumbold, Slocombe, Brahams, and Humphries go and plant potatoes. Slocombe’s straddling of a tractor seat! And her country roots come out. The Bogman joke! A bog = slang for “bathroom” in the UK. “There must have been a very long queue”… LOL The staff go to the local museum to donate the cat. The museum curator is played by Patrick Fyffe who is famous for Dame Hilda Bracket (one half of the female impersonator comedy duo “Hinge and Bracket”). Nefertiti’s aunt? We don’t get the joke. Daisy the cow has stopped giving milk. Peacock gets a ticket. Bad things are happening to the staff! Take a cat from the wall, bad luck shall befall! Mr. Jeff explains meters and scanning in speaking. Iambic pentameter, etc. Mr. Rumbold had a bang on his head and is probably concussed. Old school chain-pull toilets. Lemon pie filling explodes into the kitchen mysteriously! Lovelock scares Mr. Molturd as she’s dressed as a glamourous ghost. Slocombe and Brahams’ room is very haunted. Humphries and Mavis’ bed starts to levitate off the ground. The laissez-faire use of tranquilizers and sleeping pills. A concussed Rumbold wanders around the manor shouting “Peacock!”. The mummified cat wags its tail(?!). Treat yourself to some That Does Suit Madame merch at our Bargain Basement podcast shop at imfree.threadless.com for t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and more! Leave the show a voicemail at the Peacock Hotline: (662)-PEACOCK (662-732-2625) and find us on Twitter @DoesSuitMadame and #AYBS #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBT #BlackLivesMatter #BBC #AreYouBeingServedAgain #GraceAndFavour #GraceAndFavor

    1h 5m
  4. Episode 83 - “Mr. Slocombe” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour

    09/18/2022

    Episode 83 - “Mr. Slocombe” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour

    Rest in peace Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II. A voicemail from Superfan Ms. Johanna from Detroit and her childhood AYBS-related snafu. What do they call “Britbox” in the UK… “box”? Update from Superfan Ms. Ursula: congratulations to Mr. Anthony and Mr. Scott on their nuptials (they’re neither one way nor the other) and their AYBS-themed invitations. Mr. Brandon uncovers 1995 memories of his “Encarta” CD-ROM with the new “multimedia”! Mrs. Slocombe was the star of the cricket match. A winning turnip in the Vegetables and Flower Show? Capt. Peacock has trouble getting his leg ‘round a horse. A letter from Mrs. Axelby. (And was she Slocombe’s secret lover?!) The strong arm of the Daffodil Club. Mrs. Slocombe’s ex-husband appears at Millstone Manor! And she had to have margarine on her toast instead of that slightly salted butter. A guide to the rigid hierarchy of the supermarkets in the UK. But they were happy! Class-conscious Mrs. Slocombe tries to hide in a secret priest hiding spot during the Cromwell years. A very rapid history of the Olive Cromwell period in England. Is “a Scotish breakfast” code for a something? The killing of King Charles I and a special (and old) golden spoon to be used during the upcoming coronation of King Charles III. Mrs. Slocombe turns into a West Country land girl. The staff needs to convince Mr. Slocombe that there’s a lot of staff on the property. The actors’ experience doing Pantomime shows came in handy with this episode. Using the French language to impress. The classic Mollie Sugden smirk just like Mae West. John Inman as Humphries as Mad Jed where Inman reminds us of the AYBS-Australia episode. “Other times I’m like this… but I’m happy!” Treat yourself to some That Does Suit Madame merch at our Bargain Basement podcast shop at imfree.threadless.com for t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and more! Leave the show a voicemail at the Peacock Hotline: (662)-PEACOCK (662-732-2625) and find us on Twitter @DoesSuitMadame and #AYBS #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBT #BlackLivesMatter #BBC #AreYouBeingServedAgain #GraceAndFavour #GraceAndFavor

    58 min
  5. Episode 82 - “The Cricket Match” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour

    08/27/2022

    Episode 82 - “The Cricket Match” Are You Being Served Again / Grace & Favour

    We love our fun and funny chat with @MsJoanneHeywood on our last podcast episode (and the #Unanimous do too!). -Are- we actually in Northern Mississippi? The rumours continue… Our collective noun to name the listeners of our podcast: “The Unanimous”. The great behind-the-scenes that Ms. Heywood provided the show from her fabulous motorbike scene with Capt. Peacock! We only have 4 original AYBSA/Grace & Favour episodes left to talk about. Mr. James, the current captain of the Grace Bros. Table Tennis Team, left us a lovely voicemail on the PEACOCK Hotline. Americans: which local PBS station did you originally learn about AYBS in the 90s? Send a tweet or FB message, tag us, and then tag the PBS station! Who is the UK “late night” chat show king/queen? Americans are leaving Millstone Manor as the episode opens. Is the American who says their stay was “swell” on “Absolutely Fabulous”? Mr. Brandon is convinced. The Mollie Sugden/Mrs. Slocombe grimaces! Miss. Braham’s lesbian barrister admirer. “I’m the other way.” “I’m in between - bifocals!” Our “moment of butch”. And we attempt to explain the cricket. (And then we post a great explanation video on YouTube out of guilt) “What a sticky wicket”. Put the poles in the holes! The scene where Mr. Molturd and Mrs. Slocombe appear to be assisting each other under the marquee’s canvas. A beautiful shot of Fleur Bennett and John Inman as Humphries and Mavis. Mrs. Slocombe’s tuba music while she pulled the roller on the lawn. Devonshire vs. Cornish and scones; does jam or clotted cream go first? Mr. Jeff salivates over his favourite sandwich from his recent jaunt to London. The gingerbread men cookies. Maybe Mavis and Humphries should get married?! The recycled joke “If life was a train from London to Birmingham, I’ve just gone past Rugby”. Miss. Lovelock outshines Peacock with The Times’ crosswords. Mr. Thorpe and Miss. Prescott from the solicitor’s office appear about selling some assets for a massage parlour (And remind us of Young Mr. Grace). And some casual, cringey racist jokes. A suitor from Mavis’s past appears from Tender Bottom. The cricket match! Falling pants, Humphries’ shorts, and an errant ball. Coming soon: the That Does Suit Madame Northern Mississippi Cricket Team? Treat yourself to some That Does Suit Madame merch at our Bargain Basement podcast shop at imfree.threadless.com for t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and more! Leave the show a voicemail at the Peacock Hotline: (662)-PEACOCK (662-732-2625) and find us on Twitter @DoesSuitMadame and #AYBS #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBT #BlackLivesMatter #BBC #AreYouBeingServedAgain #GraceAndFavour #GraceAndFavor

    1 hr
  6. Episode 81 - It’s Joanne Heywood, Miss. Lovelock from Grace & Favour! Are You Being Served Again

    08/20/2022

    Episode 81 - It’s Joanne Heywood, Miss. Lovelock from Grace & Favour! Are You Being Served Again

    The talented and charming Joanne Heywood stopped by the recording studio while on a holiday tour of Northern Mississippi! We learn that Ms. Heywood’s first professional acting role was the musical “High Society” (and we even get a bit of her singing on the episode). Which cast member kept giggling during Grace & Favour? AND which actor did all of their own stunts? What could the original AYBS series get away with in comedy that the later sequel couldn’t? How does an actor handle an upstaging horse who wants the spotlight? John Inman’s lovely codpiece! Was it intimidating to be a new actor on the cast with the very well-known AYBS leads? We learn about Ms. Heywood’ 2 years on “First of the Summer Wine”. A connection from Grace & Favour to Gavin and Stacey! What was it like to be an audience member during the filming of the show? She stared in Coronation Street three times, EastEnders, and Emmerdale! We hear accents ranging from East London’s “Albert Square” from EastEnders to Proper Northern Lass. What American TV show could be compared to Are You Being Served? The expensive custom nightie made by famous lingerie house Rigby and Peller. Theft in the wardrobe department! And what would have happened to Miss. Lovelock if the series had continued? You can find Joanne Heywood in a Christmas Panto this year. (And yes, Ms. Heywood is unanimous in this). A huge thank you to Joanne for spending time with our podcast. You can find Joanne Heywood on twitter @MsJoanneHeywood Treat yourself to some That Does Suit Madame merch at our Bargain Basement podcast shop at imfree.threadless.com for t-shirts, mugs, tote bags, and more! Leave the show a voicemail at the Peacock Hotline: (662)-PEACOCK (662-732-2625) and find us on Twitter @DoesSuitMadame and #AYBS #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBT #BlackLivesMatter #BBC #AreYouBeingServedAgain #GraceAndFavour #GraceAndFavor #MissLovelock #JoanneHeywood #actor

    41 min
4.8
out of 5
51 Ratings

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Join hosts Mr. Jeff and Mr. Brandon as they share their love for the cult classic 1970s BBC TV hit "Are You Being Served?"! We do a deep dive of each AYBS episode, one per podcast episode. We love to hear from our listeners! Drop us a question or comment about your why you love AYBS. Leave a voicemail at the PEACOCK Hotline at 662-PEACOCK! Find us on Facebook at fb.me/ThatDoesSuitMadame and Twitter @DoesSuitMadame #AreYouBeingServed #ImFree #Britcom #comedy #MrHumphries #ThatDoesSuitMadame #GraceBros #podcast #LGBTQ #LGBT #BritCom #AYBS #BlackLivesMatter #WearAmask