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Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica

Long Cat Media
  • 4.9 (161)
  • COMEDY FICTION
  • UPDATED BIWEEKLY

Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

  1. Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)

    1D AGO

    Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)

    It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost story, and a new (perfect) epic fantasy name generator. This week's charity is HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH - please donate to the campaign here. Join us next week! Sunday 18th January on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    54 min
  2. Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)

    12/30/2025

    Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)

    It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with a pinch of salt. We've almost raised £5000 this year! Tune in to the next one to see us cross the threshold! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    57 min
  3. Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)

    12/24/2025

    Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)

    Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. Perfect, one might say, for a long drive in the wintertime (RIP Chris Rea). If you'd like to donate to this week's charity, Amnesty International, you can do so here. We have one more livestream left in 2025 - on the 28th December at 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Watch it on YouTube here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 3m
  4. Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)

    12/09/2025

    Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)

    Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to tune in next time to see him in all his glory. Link to the next stream! Watch here on YouTube on Dec 14th Donate to this week's charity Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    40 min
  5. Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)

    12/05/2025

    Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)

    Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall... WATCH THE NEXT LIVESTREAM ON YOUTUBE - 7 DEC DONATE HERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    57 min
  6. Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)

    11/25/2025

    Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)

    Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand grenade at your office Christmas party! All this and more. On Wednesday 26th November at 8pm UK time (3pm ET) - tune into the MOCKERY MANOR S1E1 Live Listening Party! Watch on YouTube here And you can still donate to this week's charity, International Rescue Committee, by visiting the GoFundMe page here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    41 min
  7. Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)

    11/18/2025

    Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)

    M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about. The next live stream will be on Sunday November 23rd at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. ⁠Watch it live on YouTube here⁠ And you can still donate to this week's charity, Medecins Sans Frontiers, by visiting ⁠this week's GoFundMe page Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    37 min
  8. Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)

    11/15/2025

    Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)

    Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a trained professional (ie Magenta). The next live stream will be on Sunday November 16th at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. Watch it live on YouTube here And you can still donate to this week's charity, British Red Cross, by visiting this week's GoFundMe page Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    40 min
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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.

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