Almost Positive

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Tune in weekly as two people and a menagerie of unlikely guests fill us in on matters of society and culture. Some qualified and some that shouldn’t even be allowed in public. All integral parts of what makes this country great. People who live in the street, people that save lives, thugs, educators, clowns, social justice warriors and internet trolls.

  1. 12/15/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 36 - That's What I Listen to While Eating Peanut Butter Pickle Sandwiches

    This week the guys are joined by Almost Positive conspiracy expert Klaus Neuhaus, who tells them about the Joe Biden body double and the first CIVD vaccine test patient. They are also joined by Evey Winters a trans woman and connoisseur of kindness (and hot sauces) who educates the gentlemen on biological sex, gender, and peanut butter pickle sandwiches. Last but not least the guys are joined by Jairo aka Jamal aka Tyrone aka Our Friend David, aka Ury and now aka Mr. Never On Time, who was not prepared for a Destination Unknown segment, instead, joining the gang with topics like, the current state of memes, and finding new music as one gets older. The gang also discusses Matthew McConaughey, Joe Biden's big plans for the nation, No-Nerf-Gun-Santa, and Shia Labeouf's psycho non-sense.

  2. 12/08/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 35 - How Many Dates Before A Guy Can Cry In Front Of A Woman?

    This week the guys have Luis aka Dishwata, Layne, and Etti. They discuss Christmas date-rape song "Baby it's cold outside", perverts in wrestling, straight edge lifestyles, and the power of stickers to inspire the human spirit. The gang also shares some sad stories before getting into some hot video game talk, where we learn that after 6 months, Dishwata has yet to finish The Last Of Us 2 like he promised he would last time he was on the show. He also gives the audience some advice on how to make the hard PS5 or Xbox Series X decision. The guys also take some time to get to unravel the mystery that is Etti. In the news, it's the floppy Kraken, defund the police, and, yay, more women in politics!

  3. 12/02/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 34 - American Turkeys and Undead Priapism

    This week the guys talk turkeys and post mortem boners. Sir shares his recent experience in Mexico, as well as a fact about turkeys, then Van shares his new word of the week. They are joined by author and returning guest Toby Nixon who teaches the gentlemen new words and shares a few stories that will leave you in a state of amused befuddlement. They are also joined by Ulysses, co-founder of RiseRevolt Clothing, who shares some new music he is working on with his new band End Path. They also play a round of India or Mexico before the news.

  4. 11/19/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 33 - Women who make the world go around, like Cocaine Connie and Methany

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  5. 11/11/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 32 - Four Social Workers Walk Into A Bar...

    This week we have a social worker extravaganza! First, we have Miss A a local Chicago social worker who focuses on youth. Jairo, aka Tyrone, aka Jamal, our friend David, aya Hydro, aka Uri, who brings in some golden internet morsels! We have Tony B making his triumphant, he discusses the failed Illinois fair tax act.  The gang discusses Sean Connery, the recent election results, open borders, guiding the youth through these tumultuous times, the school landscape with the added social dynamics of LGBTQ+ lifestyles, being a COVID tracker, Melanotan injections, rendering your food, vaginal steaming, Hegelian philosophy, the White House spiritual advisor, KKK costume apology eticate, Republican kitties, the Trump accountability act, and the victory over the war on drug in Oregon, and in the rest of the country

    Almost Positive Ep. 32 - Four Social Workers Walk Into A Bar...

  6. 11/05/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 31 - The Almost Positive Great Debate, The Privilege Rainbow

    This week we have a special episode, The Almost Positive Great Debate: The Privilege Rainbow! The guys are joined by the greatest minds that have ever graced their measly podcast. The new voice of Almost Positive Carlos Townsend joins and refuses to give advice to the children. Our Chihuahua expert JC joins, only to be yelled that when his facts were too strong to bear. Royce, the cannabis expert is in-studio to compel people to feast on male genitalia. Last but not least, Gaby is in-studio to remind everyone that they are victims and should celebrate that fact. Among the topics our brilliant guests discuss are education, the economy, health care, race relations, Trump vs. Biden, and Almost Positive. This one is for the children! Listen to 4 highly qualified individuals comment on things that are not way over their heads! And at some point, in an intoxicated daze, Sir Rollington starts yelling at people.

    Almost Positive Ep. 31 - The Almost Positive Great Debate, The Privilege Rainbow

  7. 11/03/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 30 - The Real Spookies, Normies, and Queens

    This week the guys are joined by cryptozoology experts Yakov and Klaus Neuhaus of the Skinwalker Tapes, who bring in a top 10 list of all the cryptids that matter. The gentlemen are also joined by Dotty Spartans, host of the I Spit in Your Mouth: An Ooky Spooky Podcast who is in to discuss the spooky life, being a fabulous drag queen, and how he gets in touch with his feminine side. In the second half of the show, the gang is joined by Emma Von Rollington to discuss which planets are in retrograde, the history of Halloween, Dia De Los Muertos, and the morbid origins of Snow White. In the news they discuss sex cults, Justices, and Thai Slave Monkeys.

    Almost Positive Ep. 30 - The Real Spookies, Normies, and Queens

  8. 10/28/2020

    Almost Positive Ep. 29 - Are Women The True Oppressors Of Mankind?

    This week, in what can only be described as a sausage party, the guys are joined by future American politician, Tony B, who shares his insights on the fair tax. They are also joined by returning guest Andy who tell us about a traumatic event he survived as a child. As if this wasn't enough, published author and expert in the true nature of women Peter Nolan joints the gang to tell the story of Ogg, and how the matriarchy is the true oppressor of mankind. In the news they discuss the final debate, the Trump Tower Dangler, Hunter Biden’s lap top, Toobin's Zoom incident, as well as police brutality in Nigeria and a love letter from a Trump supporter to Biden supporters. If you have a girlfriend, have her skip this one, or play it for her and disagree vehemently!

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Tune in weekly as two people and a menagerie of unlikely guests fill us in on matters of society and culture. Some qualified and some that shouldn’t even be allowed in public. All integral parts of what makes this country great. People who live in the street, people that save lives, thugs, educators, clowns, social justice warriors and internet trolls.

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  • Creator
    almostpositive
  • Years Active
    2020
  • Episodes
    40
  • Rating
    Explicit
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