Yo Big! I’ve got a story to tell.

Kourtney
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I’m a New York native with a lot to say. My spirit animal is Biggie Smalls; spread love Biggie, Long Island Hippie. My Disney Princess name is Taco Belle and my favorite flower is Marijuana. I’m a storyteller. It’s my art, painter by grace. It’s what I do. So, here it goes.

  1. 03/07/2022

    Buy the bangs piece from Amazon.

    Influenzaaaaaa shit. It’s whatever.

  2. 02/28/2022

    “Jacinto, dame la vaca.”

    Puerto Rico was lit, baby! Spark up, I’m an Olympic free diver now.

  3. 02/21/2022

    RIP Milton Mel.

    Work. There’s always a paint story. Do you know who Vinny Delpino is? Punxsutawney Phil’s colleague, Milton Mel, passed and no one wants to talk about it.

  4. 02/14/2022

    Dear Spice Girls.

    Weed menu for the night. Nikki Terry and how she lied to me in 6th grade. Do you have any friends that can sing like Cher or Michael McDonald? Well, now you do.

  5. 02/07/2022

    With confidence, tell me what a low life is..

    It was a friggin nor’easterrrrr. Weather, clothes, bitches and hoes. Spark up. We in there.

  6. 01/30/2022

    I’m blue if I were green, I would die if I were green.

    Bare with me. I’m just getting started.. Work, yo. I love my job. But work, yo. The people I run into still shock me. 11 years later. You should watch 90 day fiancé. You should listen to Reality Gays Podcast and Hey Babe podcast. I really can’t get past how good Hey Babe is. I’m sorry. Influencers and scam artists ruffle my feathers and does the b******t people be posting on the web. Anyhoo. Spark up. We in there.

  7. 01/25/2022

    Step aside, Sigmund Freud. Jump back, Joyce Brothers.

    Influencer Kourtney is back with a new season! I touch on my 6 month bid in Florida, the best legal bud I’ve had so far, beauty routines and a bunch of b******t in between. Sit down, put your feet up, roll a joint and listen to me b******t from my closet in Bushwick. You don’t have to tell me, I already know the sound sucks. I’m a one man band, what do you expect? And Shout Out “Hey Babe Pod” along with the rest of you bitches. Yall got me off the couch and into the closet.

  8. 09/25/2020

    Notes: Up From The 36 Chambers (15)

    Big Pimpin with a new mini segment! Each week I’m going to release a minisode, a note reading episode. And maybe a journal entry or 5, if I’m feeling froggy. Grab a drink and spark the blunt, it’s story time kiddies.

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I’m a New York native with a lot to say. My spirit animal is Biggie Smalls; spread love Biggie, Long Island Hippie. My Disney Princess name is Taco Belle and my favorite flower is Marijuana. I’m a storyteller. It’s my art, painter by grace. It’s what I do. So, here it goes.

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