STTNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast!

Dave and Andrew

Not Another Star Trek Podcast! TNGeez is a Star Trek rewatch starring two nerds with a love of Next Gen Trek who try to look at Trek and have a good laugh. www.tngeez.com for more.

  1. Oct 16

    ST:TNGeez: 6.13 "Aquiel"

    Remember that time when Geordie got all obsessed with a virtual woman and watched her recordings and studied her and then fell for her – well your favorite Ship’s Engineer is at it again! The Enterprise D rolls up on a Relay Station 47 – say, Did you know that in the future there are Relay Stations way out in space? Well there are! At least Forty Seven of them! And did you know they have to be manned – in this case “womaned”? Well, they do. But uh, there’s some foul play afoot on Relay Station 47 – as in someone’s dead! Or at least, they think someone’s dead, but they aren’t exactly sure who! The away team finds some gunk or goo and the Doctor’s all,”I think this goo is the remains of some dead person so maybe we should build an episode around figuring out who that is!” or she says something like that. Then, Worf’s all “Stand back and let me cut that goo sample out of the floor, you know the hard way, with a phaser.” And that’s what Worf actually does–, he cuts the goo out with four solid phaser blasts – heck, they don’t use those phasers for hardly anything, so why not? At least he gets to shoot something. Back on the ship Geordie starts rifling through old log entries from a Haliian Station manager Aquiel, who’s homesick and kind of whiney but cute too! Cute except for the butt head thing, and black! Did I mention she was black, well she kind of is and you know, Geordie is too and hey, it’s the 90’s, they’re not going to let Geordie fall for another white chick! Cue Brahms! No, not the composer, the character from way back in season Three and Four! Anyhow, I digress – is this a synopsis or a space novella? Geordie got the hots for this dead goo until, suprise! She ain’t dead! Who’s the goo now, dog? Stand back because your Chief Engineer gets it on glowing rock style!  Will Geordie be able to make it with girl like Christie, I mean Aquiel ? Will we discover that Aquiel is a killer – the maker of the goo? Will Bev solve the mystery and maybe even meet a new life form? Find out on this exciting, er… episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

  2. Oct 2

    ST:TNGeez: 6.12 "Ship In A Bottle"

    Remember way back in season 2 when the Enterprise was held hostage by Sherlock Holmes’ arch foe Prof. James Moriarty? And remember how Picard promised he’d find a way to set Moriarty free of the Holodeck? And then remember how the crew spent the next 4 years having all kinds of crazy ass adventures where they fought the Borg and the Roumlans and became kids and met Scotty and Picard got a jacket and shit? Well, Moriarty’s back, and he gives no f***s about any of it because he’s still stuck in the Holodeck and wants off! When Picard explains they passed that buck on the Starfleet with no results, Moriarty decides to take matters into his own simulated hands and strolls off the Holodeck without so much as a “By your leave!” Picard, Data, and special guest star Reg Barclay are properly gobsmacked and hopelessly befuddled as to how the professor can leave the Holodeck, which is unfortunate because now he wants to take his girlfriend with him. When Picard balks at the notion, Moriarty resorts to his favorite trick, taking over the Enterprise. All this while two planets are crashing into each other for no good reason. Does all of this seem too crazy to be really happening? Hmm, could be. Will Picard and crew wrest control of the ship back from Moriarty? Will the professor be able to liberate his lady love, Regina? Will anyone tell Christopher Nolan he owes Paramount some royalties? Find out in this exciting new episode of ST:TNGeez: Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

  3. Aug 6

    ST:TNGeez! Season Six: “Bigfoot Bonus Episode”

    Ever wanted the most famous Cryptid and his grown man sidekick who still goes by the name “Wildboy” to take over your Star Trek the Next Generation podcast? Well your wish has come true! That’s right, it’s Bigfoot and Wildboy, two of Andrew and Dave’s most recent re-occurring guests who somehow have infiltrated this show about Star Trek the Next Generation! As the show has been coursing through Season Six, the boys bumped into a conversation about Sid and Marty Krofft’s Saturday morning live action show from the 1970’s that featured James Dothan of Scotty from the original series fame. Scotty returned to the Enterprise in Season Six’s “Relics”, a truly wonderful episode. The Doohan talk naturally lead to an adjacent conversation about the Krofft’s “Bigfoot and Wildboy” then inspiration took hold as Dave and Andrew voice-worked up a storm as the unlikely crime fighting team navigated their world. Bigfoot and Wildboy have been brought back subsequent times and even met the crew of the Enterprise D! (If you’ve never listened to an episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast, that’s how the show goes — the show is like a black hole for pop culture tangents. Join us for an episode where Bigfoot hosts fan favorite characters as Wildboy gets annoyed by them. It’s Alexander, JeanLuc Picard, and even Wesley Crusher! All coming at you from a forest studio in the Pacific North West. So, pull up a log, grab a slice of Bigfoot’s tree bark pizza and get ready to laugh… or groan on this exciting BONUS episode of ST:TNGeez! Not Another Star Trek Podcast.  Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

  4. Jul 24

    ST:TNGeez: 6.11 "Chain of Command, Part 2"

    So you like watching TNG for some light entertainment? You are so out of luck this time because it’s “Chain of Command, Part 2” on this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast, and it’s coming at you right about … NOW! Last time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, our beloved Capt. Jean-Luc Picard was replaced as captain of the Enterprise by one Edward Jellico, a hard-ass, uncompromising martinet. Intent on turning the D into a warship, Jellico alienated the Hell out of our beloved crew with his exacting orders. His distinct lack of warmth got Number One’s panties in a bunch, and it doesn’t get better in this episode. Jellico and Riker’s antipathy explodes when it's revealed our Jean-Luc is a prisoner of the Cardassians, and Jellico seems indifferent to Picard’s plight! Picard was captured last episode when he, Bev, and Worf attempted to infiltrate a Cardassian base. Little did they know the whole mission was a trap set up to snare Picard! Back aboard the D, Data’s the new Number One, and Riker is left pouting in his quarters. But as nasty as things are on the Enterprise, they’re even nastier in Gul Madred’s office where Jean-Luc faces one of his greatest battles. Will Picard have the will to withstand his captors? Will Data get used to that red uniform? Will Riker finally go be captain somewhere else? Find out in this all-new episode of ST:TNGeez, Not Another Star Trek Podcast! Even more available at: https://tngeez.com

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Not Another Star Trek Podcast! TNGeez is a Star Trek rewatch starring two nerds with a love of Next Gen Trek who try to look at Trek and have a good laugh. www.tngeez.com for more.