Misfit Mementos

Eden Vernier

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Comedy
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Pop culture, askew. Half satire and half sincere, all half-baked think pieces on things no sane person would ever consider.

10/31/2021 · Bonus

Ozymandias

Look on my works Ye Mighty...

1 min
05/21/2020

Man Down On His Luck Sells Blood To Coven Of Vampires

Work sucks... I know. Jimmy Victors needed the cash, why not make his own body a commodity? Originally published 5/20/20 on MisfitMementos.com.

2 min
05/08/2020

Whoopsie Daisie, I'm Addicted To Smack, What Do I Do Next?

The first hit is always free, right? Originally published 4/25/2020 on MisfitMementos.com... and again- don't do heroin.

4 min
05/06/2020

Elementary School Class Slut Tests Positive For Cooties

I heard he held hands with the whole Little League team! Originally published 4/18/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.

2 min
05/06/2020

A Simple Recipe For French Toast

You know how cooking websites always have such long, drawn out intros about the author's life story? ...Good thing I avoided that here. Translated from German. Originally published 4/4/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.

4 min
05/05/2020

Orange Juice Preference Is More Divisive Than Any Other Issue

Pulp, or no pulp? Originally published 3/28/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.

2 min
05/05/2020

Lucky Charms Cereal Pieces Tied To Pagan Cult Symbols

They're Satanically delicious! Originally published 1/4/2020 on MisfitMementos.com.

1 min
05/05/2020

Clown Car Fender Bender Leaves 11 Dead, 16 Injured

There's a little more tragedy than comedy in these clown's stories. Originally published 12/14/19 on MisfitMementos.com.

1 min

Pop culture, askew. Half satire and half sincere, all half-baked think pieces on things no sane person would ever consider.

Creator

Eden Vernier
Years Active

2020 - 2021
Episodes

26
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© Eden Vernier