Blotto Beatles

Blotto Beatles
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We are the world’s leading hammered highbrows of Beatles broadcasting. In other words, we have a few drinks, we hit record, and we review and rank one Beatles song per episode. 

  1. 6d ago

    Ep. 105 - Beer Cansas City/Haze Haze Haze Haze! (feat. Sam Whiles of Paul or Nothing)

    We dive back into Beatles for Sale by talking about the Beatles stomp and clap connection, the clear ties between Beatles covers and LeBron signing to the 76ers, the Lennon / Claypool Delirium, Beatles branding, frozen pizza sponsorships for Blotto Beatles, getting Taco Bell by mistake, if Tommy should wear Nantucket red pants to an upcoming wedding, and our thoughts of the new McCartney record with the greatest Paulfessional, Mr. Sam Whiles. ...so we didn't really talk Beatles for Sale at all.  But we did eventually get to talk about the medley Kansas City/Hey Hey Hey Hey and the two things Paul did better than John. As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Guest: Sam Whiles (@paul_mccartneypod) Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Ep. 105 - Beer Cansas City/Haze Haze Haze Haze! (feat. Sam Whiles of Paul or Nothing)

  2. Aug 20

    Ep. 104 - The Wort (Feat. Sam Popkin)

    We uncover the real story behind Paul's stolen bass before we dive into hippie phases, mens' bootcut jeans and chunky necklaces, giving the Doors a chance, celebrating the Beatles' mistakes, being a cameo in the Springsteen biopic, Springsteen in spandex, Paul slagging on Dylan, Sitar Center, and the harmonium-backed "The Word."  And we do it all with the talented and wise Sam Popkin. As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Guest: Sam Popkin (@shire_plucker) Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Ep. 104 - The Wort (Feat. Sam Popkin)

  3. Jul 23 ·  Bonus

    Blotto Vetoes 2026!

    It's our 6th annual BLOTTO VETOES Spectacular! Every year we take a moment of reflection on our anniversary to make some alignments on our great big Beatles list. We heard from you and we heard each other.  Did we make a move?  Did we invite a famous Canadian podcaster to moderate our discussion?  Tune in to find out.  As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Guest: Ethan Alexanian of Fans on the Run Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Blotto Vetoes 2026!

  4. Jun 25

    Ep. 103 - Lovely Margarita

    Were you looking for more episodes of our new spinoff "Unsung Heroes of the Beatles with Tommy?"  No?  Well we have some anyway, with our guest Mr. Richard Pritchard, who hits an early Magical Mystery Word. In the episode proper we talk about the sexiest professions, the new Ringo release, if Taylor is above Ringo on the Illuminati scale, the Billy Preston doc, the best rock and roll codas, and the cheeky bop, "Lovely Rita." As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Ep. 103 - Lovely Margarita

  5. May 21

    Ep. 102 - Sex on the Beach Sadie

    We got a tease of the new McCartney record and we drop it to you! From there we don't talk about the Goo Goo Dolls, but we do discuss if we would go to space (or even just countries that start with "Sp"), how many copies of the new Macca record Becker will buy, our thoughts on the first single drop, and the Maharishi-inspired diss track, "Sexy Sadie." As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Ep. 102 - Sex on the Beach Sadie

  6. Apr 16

    Ep. 101 - The Miller Lite Before

    We're back baby!  We kick back into the world of Blotto Beatles with news of the deluxe HELP! edition and its accompanying advertisement.  From there we discuss the magic of late nights, small Macca shows, Macca in Dune 3, the Wings doc, Scotty's review of the Barry Keoghan oeuvre, what would happen if Tony Danza played Ringo in the new Beatles movies, and the potential one-night-stand of Help's "The Night Before." As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Ep. 101 - The Miller Lite Before

  7. Feb 19

    Ep. 100 - Don't Gimlet Me Down (feat. Sophie C.)

    It's our 100th episode!   We celebrate with a call from our attorney, a discussion of the Beatles casting, the first installment of our Beatles Actor Book Club series, more conversation about face filler than we thought possible, curiosities about Lennon's legacy across generations, and a look back through the years of Bloto Beatles.  All the while we are joined by our incredible guest Sophie C. who brought a banger of a track with "Don't Let Me Down." As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Guest: Sophie C. Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Ep. 100 - Don't Gimlet Me Down (feat. Sophie C.)

  8. Feb 5

    Ep. 99 - I'll Be Pickleback

    We start episode 99 with a classic Blotto Beatles Del Shannon/Dave Pirner mix up.  From there, we spend 10 minutes quoting Schwarzenegger, discussing our favorite Christmas music, offering an A-Paul-ogy, forgetting which songs we've talked about, creating a ramp up plan for the upcoming Beatles movies, revisiting pants, soliciting for SunCruiser sponsorships, and questioning a change in the Beatles with the Hard Day's Night closer, "I'll Be Back." As always, you can find Team Blotto Beatles on Instagram (@blottobeatles) and Twitter / X (@blottobeatles), by emailing us (blottobeatles@gmail.com), or on the web (blottobeatles.com).  We want to hear from you! Please also take the time to rate and review us on Apple podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. We have a shop!  Grab some merch.  You can always drunk dial us at 1.857.233.9793 to share your thoughts, feedback, confessions, and concerns to be featured in an upcoming episode. Enjoying the show? Buy us a beer via the tip jar (don't forget to include a message telling us what we should drink with the money). You know we're making a list of it, see the canonical, argument-ending list of Beatles songs we are assembling here: http://www.blottobeatles.com & listen to it on Spotify here. Please remember to always enjoy Blotto Beatles responsibly. Peace and Love. Hosts: Becker and Tommy Executive Producer: Scotty C. Senior Director of Sonic Strategies: RB Associate Musical Supervision: Tim Clark (@nodisassemble) Artist-in-Residence: Colin Driscoll (@theroyal.we)

    Ep. 99 - I'll Be Pickleback
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We are the world’s leading hammered highbrows of Beatles broadcasting. In other words, we have a few drinks, we hit record, and we review and rank one Beatles song per episode. 

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  • Creator
    Blotto Beatles
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    125
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 Blotto Beatles
  • Show Website
    Blotto Beatles

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