The Rule of Scary

Andrew and Jason
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  • FILM REVIEWS

There are two kinds of people—scary movie lovers and those who require a nightlight. In this podcast, Jason & Andrew, lifelong best friends on extreme opposite ends of the horror genre appreciation spectrum, watch critically acclaimed horror films and discuss whether or not they apply to the “Rule of Scary”.

  1. FEB 8

    Terrifier 2, Welcome Back!

    Andrew and Jason review Terrifier 2 (2022). Definitely not too Artsy. Get it? He is the Clown. Get it?

    1h 53m

  2. 12/21/2025

    Weapons: Do Not Invite Family To Live With You

    Andrew and Jason review Weapons (2025) Weapons is about a small town called Maybrook where 17 third-grade children mysteriously vanish at 2:17 AM, leaving only one boy, Alex, behind. Come check out this beauty, it has so much to offer. I'm talking, a drunk school teacher, a funny meth head, a hot dog lunch, that lady form Uncle Buck, odd forking, and maybe the identity of my son's actual father! (Hint, its Josh Brolin) #GOODSTUFF

    1h 56m

  3. 11/04/2025

    Poltergeist: This House Is Kinda Clean

    Andrew and Jason review Poltergeist (1982).  Some, just regular, people have a family and then some bad things happen. This film is a really thorough look at the breakdown of the nuclear family after a television goes on the blink. Stick around for drunk and entitled paranormal researchers from the University and a very small woman with a big stage presence. BEST DAY EVER!

    1h 27m

  4. 01/26/2025

    John Carpenter's The Thing: The ultimate in drippy terror.

    Andrew and Jason review John Carpenter's The Thing (1982). A favorite body horror movie about the little alien that could... After a gentle alien becomes stranded on Earth, the being is discovered and befriended by a young boy named Mac. This movie has everything! Parts to a lot of living things, buckets of KY Jelly, Sexy Kirt Russell, and type 2 onset diabetes. Everything!

    1h 35m

  5. 11/23/2024

    In A Violent Nature: Lets take a walk in the woods......FOREVER

    Ok Andrew, here is this damn episode!  Andrew and Jason review In A Violent Nature (2024) Let us WALK you trough this nature documentary / atmospheric horror BLAH BLAH BLAH...

    1h 37m

  6. 04/27/2024

    David Cronenberg's THE FLY: Come hear what the BUZZ is about

    Andrew and Jason review David Cronenberg's THE FLY (1986). Who doesn't Love a romantic, sci-fi, action, body horror movie. This movie has everything! There is a Sexy Geena Davis, a Sexy Jeff Goldblum, a sexy Typhoon the Baboon, gross body parts all over the place. Everything!

    1h 47m

  7. 11/04/2023

    HELLRAISER: There are no limits... To Andrew's discomfort

    Andrew and Jason review Clive Barker's HELLRAISER (1987). If you love Lifetime movies, crave S&M content, and like it all in one juicy dripping package, we have a treat for you.

    1h 42m

  8. 03/28/2023

    Skinamarink: If these walls could talk... or maybe they do... or whatever...

    Andrew and Jason review Skinamarink (2022). In this house, two children wake up in the middle of the night to find their father missing, and all the windows and doors in their house, blah, blah, blah...

    1h 26m
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There are two kinds of people—scary movie lovers and those who require a nightlight. In this podcast, Jason & Andrew, lifelong best friends on extreme opposite ends of the horror genre appreciation spectrum, watch critically acclaimed horror films and discuss whether or not they apply to the “Rule of Scary”.

Information

  • Creator
    Andrew and Jason
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    26
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Rule of Scary
  • Show Website
    The Rule of Scary