THE SOCIAL MELTDOWN

DYLAN EVANS AND GRAEME SMITH
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The Social Meltdown is a weekly glance at the latest chaos in a world on the perma-brink. AI hallucinations. Big Tech force-feeding us slop, Influencers crying in ring lights ... UNHINGED politics and of course Your letters! Yes Yours! Based very loosely on the sub Reddit R/Collapse, where people share stories and theories on how little time humanity has left. Be part of our community of agnostic doom preppers. Because if we really do only have about 20 years left, let's spend them having a laugh with two hosts who are neither expert nor well prepared. But they are sometimes funny. Dylan Evans and Graeme Smith used to work together on the checkout at Lidl. It was from here they first honed their skills on the in store tannoy. They were eventually given a teatime show on the tannoy of the Liverpool store by the big wigs at head office in Slough and the rest could have been broadcasting history ... until Dylan quit checkout duties unexpectedly and left Graeme red faced at the tannoy, shouting about special offers on pork chops... all by himself! Now they are reunited at their respective microphones .. to put the world to rights. Just as it's all about to be over anyway. Shame really. They are by no means to be confused with leading UK TIk Tok creator Dylan Evans or the national radio host and multi award winning LGBTQ+ podcaster Graeme Smith. Any likeness is purely coincidental. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Episodes

  1. 11/21/2025

    We’re Not Saying It’s Aliens But… Did Next Week Cause This Week?

    We’re Not Saying It’s Aliens But… Did Next Week Cause This Week? Mahmood Mamdani, one of the most respected voices in post-colonial scholarship, is suddenly being discussed alongside Zack Polanski, the new leader of the Green Party. We look at how these two completely different figures ended up in the same conversation and explore what it says about the moment we are living through. We also talk about what a realistic future for the Greens might look like and whether the United Kingdom could ever see a Green Prime Minister under the current political system. From there we move to outer space. An interstellar comet, 3I ATLAS, has arrived from beyond our solar system at the same time Mercury is in retrograde. The combination has set off a wave of speculation about alien probes, government cover-ups and unusually bad timing. We break down what the comet actually is, what scientists are saying about it and why people keep connecting astronomical events with existential questions. Retrocausality also enters the conversation this week. New research suggests that future choices might influence earlier outcomes at the quantum level. We explore what the science actually means and why the idea has captured so much public attention. It raises some surprisingly entertaining questions about how time might work and how much control any of us really have over anything. Finally, we touch on the vote in the United States to release the Epstein files and what the political consequences might be. We look at the scale of the vote, what documents may be released and whether any of this could shift public opinion or affect the current administration. It is a big week for politics, physics and deep-space visitors, and somehow all of it ends up feeling connected. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    48 min

  2. 10/22/2025

    The Louvre Job, The Amazon Web Wobble & Why AI has fed the everything bubble

    Fresh back from round two of Graeme’s wedding (the “attention-based one,” his words) and a very soggy van week in France, we kick off with Paris myths, Versailles fanboying (Louis XIV, Napoleon’s big wall-sized portrait), and why the city still slaps in the rain. That segues into the week’s wildest story: the Louvre-style museum heist done in broad daylight—think cherry-picker, glass cutters, seven minutes, scooters. Cinema. Then the internet falls over. We unpack the AWS US-East hiccup that nuked everything from banks to doorbells, and Graeme’s current obsession: Yanis Varoufakis’ “techno-feudalism”—how Big Platforms became our new lords, why profit no longer matters, and what that means for the rest of us. From there it’s AI deepfakes and Sora, TikTok’s talent for tricking boomers, and whether any video is believable anymore. Plus a very us detour into therapy vs. CBT, the reality of doing sessions remote, and one massage story you’ll wish you could un-hear. (Pot Noodle discourse is back too. Sorry/not sorry.) It’s doomy, daft, and occasionally useful—Social Meltdown exactly as advertised. Notes: strong language, mentions of mental health. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 13m

  3. 10/06/2025

    How Gen Z Just Overthrew a Government (And Why Everyone’s Distracted)

    Gen Z in Nepal have officially had enough of nepo babies and censorship, so they did what any overstimulated, terminally online generation would do: they overthrew the government. Turns out, when your leaders act like TikTok influencers, the comments section eventually comes for them IRL. Meanwhile, nepo babies are breeding faster than AI influencers — Hollywood, politics and definitely old school broadcasting! We also revisit the timeless Boris Johnson “dead cat” trick — the ancient political art of dropping a scandal so chaotic that everyone forgets the first one. Fun fact: it’s still working globally! From Westminster to Washington, the cats keep flying. And in this week’s Letters from the Big Fat Mail Sack, listeners report from collapse camps in Germany, where people are paying good money to learn how to survive the end of civilisation. Fire-making, mushroom foraging, emotional breakdowns — all inclusive. It’s the apocalypse, but make it content! PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    27 min

  4. 09/17/2025

    Charlie Kirk: When the culture war becomes real

    The week’s most unsettling headline dropped out of Utah: far-right agitator Charlie Kirk has been shot dead at a university event, a shocking act of political violence in an already overheated United States. On Social Meltdown, Graeme and Dylan sift through what’s confirmed, what’s conspiracy, and why this matters far beyond one man’s fate. Kirk built his brand by pushing anti-LGBTQ talking points, anti women's rights, spreading election lies, and culture-war outrage—and now his killing risks turning him into a martyr for the very movement he helped radicalise. Answering messages from listeners, we talk about the shooter’s reported motives, the rumours of a mysterious plane that “went dark,” and what this says about a society where toxic rhetoric and collapsing trust make violent flashpoints feel inevitable. A brutally honest look at how democracies crack when hate becomes a business model. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    39 min

  5. 09/09/2025

    ⚠️ How was your UK Alert system test? , China’s Nuke parade & Trump’s “Department of War”

    🔥 Topics this episode: UK emergency "alert" - a blatant nuclear zap drill vs. China’s nuclear parade - the same weekZack Polanski: Green Party’s new eco-populist leaderTrump renames the Pentagon “Department of War”Listener reactions: fear, laughter, and mass-text panicWhat would you do with the real 3-minute warning? This week on Social Meltdown, Graeme Smith and Dylan Evans dive head-first into the week’s chaos — from the UK’s bizarre “zap drill” phone alert to China rolling out nuclear weapons alongside Russia, Iran, and North Korea. While one side tests push notifications, the other shows off nukes — so what does that say about the world we’re living in? We also take on the Green Party’s new leader, Zack Polanski — an openly gay former actor and hypnotist who calls himself an “eco-populist.” Can he really take on Farage and make socialism and the environment interesting again? Did he really offer to hypnotise your boobs bigger during a stint as a psychotherapist? Does it matter given the situation we're in? Meanwhile in the US, Trump is rebranding the Department of Defense into the Department of War — with talk of using it for immigration raids and using his military on "rebel" cities such as Chicago, Los Angeles and Washington DC. Plus: we pull the best listener letters of the week — from awkward zap alert train rides to parents dealing with terrified kids, and whether the government should be allowed to mass-text us about food shortages and energy crises. And we close with the big one: if the real 3-minute warning ever came, what would you do? PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    57 min

  6. 08/31/2025

    Pot Noodles and Flag sh*gging. The collapse of society gathers pace.

    Pot Noodles have gone all woke and cardboard, an emboldened far right is waving flags everywhere, and Elon Musk is sharing AI porn. It's another totally normal week on planet what the f*ck. Meanwhile the polar bears are livid as the ice caps melt and Russia gets ready to open Club Med: Siberia. Dylan Evans and Graeme Smith are here to laugh at the collapse — from student debt to supermarket raids — with your letters on which alien you’d sleep with and where in LIDL you would hide if society collapsed somewhat faster than we have been anticipating. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    56 min

  7. Season 1 Trailer

    THE SOCIAL MELTDOWN TRAILER

    Leading UK TikTok creator Dylan Evans and award-winning LGBTQ+ podcaster and broadcaster Graeme Smith are two long-time mates from Liverpool who dive headfirst into their news feeds – then try to make sense of what they find. Whilst the planet is unravelling. With a show very loosely based on how the world is unravelling and using the respected but depressing subreddit R/Collapse as its guide through the unravelling of civilisation, we aim to make the depressing demise of us all accessible but ultimately pretty funny at times. Because what else can we do? From AI coming to eat us all, to Trump’s latest meltdown, to the slow death of humanity via social media bed-rotting – it’s all fair game. Sometimes it's dark. Sometimes it's wholesome. Episodes weekly, PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1 min

  8. 08/14/2025

    Any Poppers Before My Probing Please, ET?

    The slow collapse of civilisation continues being a bit funny at times. It’s official: July 2025 was one of the hottest months in all recorded history. But don’t worry — we’ll deal with that existential horror later. First up, let’s talk about the other thing currently on fire: half the planet. France, Spain, Canada… basically, if it has summer, it has wildfires. From there, we take a sharp left turn into the Collapse Community inbox, where one listener shares how the fascist takeover of the USA is giving them full-time anxiety. ICE raids, birthright citizenship under attack, homelessness being criminalised — it’s not “business as usual” anymore, and pretending otherwise feels impossible. Is it time to flee to the woods, or are we still clinging to hope that good will prevail? Then, as the world overheats and governments slide into dystopia… good news! There are aliens. Four kinds of them, according to a US astrophysicist who briefed Congress: Grays, Nordics, Insectoids, and Reptilians. Was Men in Blackbasically a documentary? And which species do you secretly want to get probed by? Also this week: ChatGPT 5 is here and everyone hates it (but you can now pay extra to go back to 4.0 if you miss being politely patronised), plus your listener DM's about spending nuclear zap drills in Lidl. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 6m

  9. 07/31/2025

    Ebola, Porn Laws &... your last meal before the Apocalypse ?

    Graeme’s got an oddly nostalgic bought of COVID that has brought him to his knees and made him sound even more nasal, and somehow it all spirals into ket flashbacks from the noughties in a carpark in Leeds. We cover the unsettling topic of whether robots are already better friends than people, what we're putting into the time capsule for the end of days so humanity won't be forgotten and theres plenty of unhinged messages from you lot. This week, we're watching again as the world collapses slowly: The algorithm that’s brain-rotting us into apathyAutomated AI gun turrets in GazaLive action horror from Black MirrorWhy porn sites now want your passportBillionaire escape pods vs. Graeme’s apocalypse bunkerAnd what humanity’s time capsule shouldn’t include (spoiler: maths) Plus, Dylan admits to having the most innocent Explore page on Instagram and Graeme wonders if foot fetishes are just a simpler life. It’s dark, weirdly wholesome, and very, very funny. Welcome to the end of the world. Bring snacks. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 25m

  10. 07/26/2025

    You've been on. So things got weird ...fast.

    After we threw down the gauntlet with episode 1....You lot have been on with questions. About the slow collapse of civilisation. Isn't that always the way. Thankfully it's the theme of this podcast as well as the background music to all of our lives. But how are we re populating earth when everyone's died off? And other matters that have come up since our first chat. We also check the latest real time threats to life on earth on the reddit subgroup R/Collapse who provide us inspiration and information to make the end of times well informed and at least funny. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 1m

  11. 07/13/2025

    20 years left if we're lucky...Your two favourite prophets have returned to chart the end of days!

    Experts say the collapse of civilisation isn’t coming — it’s already underway. So we decided to loosely base a show on the expert doomerist sub reddit r/collapse. It's democratically moderated by people with the right qualifications and temperament to pass on the verified info about civilisation unravelling. People take comfort in the sobering pessimistic facts, they make the days count. From nuclear war to climate-triggered volcanic mega-eruptions, the next two decades are looking… spicy. Dylan Evans (chronically online gen z/milennial / internet treasure/ showbiz royalty on Merseyside) ) and Graeme Smith (elder millennial/ queer/ ex pat scouse/ national broadcasting's best kept secret) dig into the headlines and research that suggest humanity might have about 20 years left, max. But don’t panic — or do, but also remember to take time out to p*ss your pants laughing. This is your emergency broadcast, only with better microphones and worse coping mechanisms. 🎙️ In this episode: How many ways can civilisation collapse? (Spoiler: loads)How the sub reddit r/collapse is taking a sensible informed approach to the gradual end of times.The bit about how all the mega volcanoes might be planning something.And whether it's still worth buying nice clothes 📉 Doom. Lols. Facts. Graeme and Dylan are documenting the downfall so you don’t have to. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    1h 11m

  12. 07/04/2025

    EPISODE ZERO: grow your baby in a bag because childbirth is like toothache.

    In this 10-minute mini pilot, Dylan Evans (UK TikTok star and showbiz royalty on Merseyside) and Graeme Smith (award-winning LGBTQ+ podcaster and national radio voice of reason) give you a flavour of what happens when two longtime work mates from Liverpool start spiralling. It’s messy. It’s honest. It’s got jokes. It may or may not include a rant about some weird but compelling issue from the depths of their FYPs. On this occasion it's the baby in a bag. The future of fertility. Think of it as the amuse bouche before the algorithmic abyss. PLEASE LEAVE A RATING AND SUBSCRIBE TO THIS SHOW FOR FREE EPISODES WEEKLY FOLLOW US ON TIK TOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@thesocialmeltdown ALL OUR LINKS: https://linktr.ee/TheSocialMeltdown Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    11 min

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The Social Meltdown is a weekly glance at the latest chaos in a world on the perma-brink. AI hallucinations. Big Tech force-feeding us slop, Influencers crying in ring lights ... UNHINGED politics and of course Your letters! Yes Yours! Based very loosely on the sub Reddit R/Collapse, where people share stories and theories on how little time humanity has left. Be part of our community of agnostic doom preppers. Because if we really do only have about 20 years left, let's spend them having a laugh with two hosts who are neither expert nor well prepared. But they are sometimes funny. Dylan Evans and Graeme Smith used to work together on the checkout at Lidl. It was from here they first honed their skills on the in store tannoy. They were eventually given a teatime show on the tannoy of the Liverpool store by the big wigs at head office in Slough and the rest could have been broadcasting history ... until Dylan quit checkout duties unexpectedly and left Graeme red faced at the tannoy, shouting about special offers on pork chops... all by himself! Now they are reunited at their respective microphones .. to put the world to rights. Just as it's all about to be over anyway. Shame really. They are by no means to be confused with leading UK TIk Tok creator Dylan Evans or the national radio host and multi award winning LGBTQ+ podcaster Graeme Smith. Any likeness is purely coincidental. NEW EPISODES WEEKLY Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  • Creator
    DYLAN EVANS AND GRAEME SMITH
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2025
  • Episodes
    12
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © DYLAN EVANS AND GRAEME SMITH
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