Google, am I dying?

Chlo & Rach
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A podcast born from the chaos and absurdity of what humans search for on the internet, your hosts Chloe and Rachel take you on a hilarious journey through their browser history in this informative, fun and ultimately feminist podcast. “You may as well be overhearing them in the beer garden of a London pub, it feels like you’re just hanging out with them.” — a close friend “I can’t believe you said that about your vagina.” — our mums “The ultimate search engine would understand exactly what you mean and give back exactly what you want.” — Larry Page

  1. 06/29/2021

    ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL : "See it. Say it. SOWWTED!"

    1 whole year of Google, am I dying? Who would have thought it! To mark the occasion, we explore what the everyman googled most over the last 12 months. We learned a lot: namely that the Brits BLADDY LOVE a slogan, Americans make great TV and we kinda figured out that being 'woke' is complicated. Biden won an election, Chloe's had a haircut, Rachel's moving house and country and baby Platypuses are too cute for words. It's been a wild 12 months. Thank you to all of you for tuning in. We love you x

    1 hr

  2. 05/18/2021

    Ep. 8: "How do you put a price on pubic lice?"

    This week Draco gives Chlo a scare whilst Rach uncovers the disturbing tale of "The confined woman of Poitiers". On a lighter note, we discover the online pubic lice industry and reflect on the numerous cases of (now) infamous so-called 'nanny-bangers'. Enjoy!

    1h 3m

  3. 05/02/2021

    Ep. 7: "What’s your favourite form of Medieval torture?"

    Nothing's off-limits (but maybe it should be). We talk recurring nightmares, Zac Efron's facial reconstruction, Henry the 8th, and lost cities of Wales among other topics in another thrilling instalment of Google, Am I Dying?

    1h 1m

  4. 04/20/2021

    Ep. 6: "The Hunchback of Westminster Abbey"

    It's a mixed bag this week. Rachel is still pining for different/better/shinier/bigger hair and eyebrows whilst Chloe ponders on the meaning behind her new-found obsession for Tom Holland. Most importantly however, will Chloe ever leave Westminster Abbey following an exciting and important invitation of the highest order? Lol jk she's getting her Covid vaccine...

    1h 1m

  5. 04/03/2021

    Ep. 5: "Are we vanilla?"

    It's Easter weekend and Chlo and Rach explore some sensitive topics including: fat-phobia, orgies, antique furniture and Satan. Grab your chocolate eggs and let's dive in!

    1h 2m

  6. 03/22/2021

    Ep. 4: "Well it was focken' one of yas!"

    We talk viral videos, Harry Styles' relationship status and Rach has become part of the Secret cult. On a more serious note, we're reflective and impossibly angry this week in light of the Sarah Everard case and 'not all men' and in short - 'well it was focken one of yas!". Join us!

    1h 5m

  7. 03/10/2021

    Ep. 3: "I am totally not a doctor."

    We talk THE Oprah interview -  a welcome distraction in an otherwise anxiety-filled week number 987029714 of Covid 19. Rach turns 30 and wonders 'what is life?' and Chlo now owns adult bitcoin Kings of Leon Pokemon cards (wut). Importantly however, (and we cannot stress this enough) - we are totally not doctors. Hop on!

    1 hr

  8. 02/22/2021

    Ep. 2: "I'm just growing the hair on my face in very select areas."

    It's week 18736482 of lockdown, Chloe has been trying to read tea leaves and learn Dutch, Rachel is up to her eyeballs in Tik Tok beauty hacks and first world problems...

    1h 3m
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A podcast born from the chaos and absurdity of what humans search for on the internet, your hosts Chloe and Rachel take you on a hilarious journey through their browser history in this informative, fun and ultimately feminist podcast. “You may as well be overhearing them in the beer garden of a London pub, it feels like you’re just hanging out with them.” — a close friend “I can’t believe you said that about your vagina.” — our mums “The ultimate search engine would understand exactly what you mean and give back exactly what you want.” — Larry Page

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  • Creator
    Chlo & Rach
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    31
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chlo & Rach