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Theyre playing basketball
We love that basketball
Now basketball is my favorite sport
I like the way they dribble up and down the court
I keep it so fresh on the microphone
I like no interruption when the game is on
I like slam-dunks that take me to the hoop
My favorite play is the alley-oop
I like the pick-n-roll
I like the give-n-go
And its basketball Bow Wow lets go

I got the rock in my hands
There aint no tellin what i?m gonna do wit it
When i got possession i?m gonna have to fool wit it
I might cross you up and fake one way
Turn around and hit you wit the MJ fade-away
I throwin down passes like J-Kidd
Taking cats to the rack
And I?m dunkin over them like T-Mac
When I?m in the paint I play wit that Alonzo style
I?m like Darius cuz I can shoot 2 miles

Don?t too many players get offers like me
I?m back-n-forth likely
Shake the checks off your nikes
They almost had me in a suit at the draft
Cuz it look like a freethrow
When I be shootin from half
The first step like Iverson, blow pass you
He?ll leave nuthin but net, but i can go glass too
When I?m in the paint the defense so shook
They don?t know if I?m gonna put up a slow hook or dish up a no-look
See my game consist of whole lotta.....
Moves you would think I learned from the Harlem Globe Trotters
JD gonna lead us to a ring
Fab and Bow Wow is the only players that makes the cheerleaders wanna sing

Now tell me were you in the joint
The night MJ scored 63 points
When the Lakers won titles back-to-back
Didn?t give nobody no kind of slack
When Vince Carter came
Stuck his arm in the rim
Everbody went crazy in the whole damn gym
Dikembe Mutumbo standing tall
Playing D wit desire
Its Basketball

The boys discuss SNL pilled Vaudeville shows, overly topical comedians, and 104.7 WNOK the premiere radio station bringing you all the hits across the midlands. They then dive into two columns all about allergies (coincidence that they're both about dogs; that says nothing about us) and wrap up with a third seggy about the saddest films, movies, and cinematic masterpieces (real ones know the difference) out there.


Article 1: Dear Denise https://thedailycougar.com/2023/02/15/valentines-day-dear-denise/


Article 2: Ask Amy https://www.oregonlive.com/advice/2020/07/ask-amy-hiker-with-severe-allergies-needs-you-to-keep-your-dog-away.html


Third Seggy: I'm not crying it's allergies

Pauly, Pauly, you can't hide! The boys got off their bullshit last week just so they could back on their bullshit in this episode. They discuss cub scouts, Adrian's neighbor Tomo, and [redacted]s genital herpes outbreak. They then dive into two columns all about crash talk and wrap up with a third seggy all about the biggest career nosedives of the last couple years.


Article 1: Ask TV Scholar https://tvscholar.substack.com/p/ask-tv-scholar-im-scared-to-drive


Article 2: Dear Prudence https://slate.com/human-interest/2023/05/tragedy-investigation-dear-prudence-advice.html


Third Seggy: Biggest Career Crashes https://www.forbes.com/sites/jenamcgregor/2022/12/28/the-most-notable-career-crashes-of-2022/?sh=45635c59430e https://www.forbes.com/sites/jenamcgregor/2023/12/26/the-most-notable-career-crashes-of-2023/?sh=10f3aa131ffb

The boys talk the carbonaro effect, getting zooted off zyn packs, and tv shows about making it in the rap game (Phil TV show up next?). They then dive deep into all the facets of spring break both small and large in two beachy advice columns. They top off the episode with a fresh new third seggy called wiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllld styyyyyyyyyyyyyllle.


Article 1: Mrs. McVeigh's Manners https://dfwchild.com/mrs-mcveighs-manners-spring-break-mistake/


Article 2: Stirring the pot https://www.michigandaily.com/opinion/stirring-the-pot-spring-break-up/


Third Seggy: Wild style MTV's Spring Break craziest moments https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/josh-robertson/most-memorable-moments-in-mtv-spring-break-history