The Chino & Homeboy Podcast

Chino and Homeboy
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A couple of seemingly dim witted Navy Veterans turned potheads that crave King Taco and theophilosologicalize different topics of the day, week, year... ever.

  1. Aug 8

    #291 - Sticky Fingers

    It finally happened. **The Dick Episode.** This week on the Chino & Homeboy Podcast, Sacrilegious Sunday goes exactly where you’d expect—and then somehow keeps finding new places to go. We start with the ever-expanding vocabulary surrounding sex and sexuality, linguistic gymnastics, genital preferences, sodomy, and the birth of a brand-new sexual orientation: the painfully conventional **Orthodosite**. From there, we get into RFK Jr.’s unexpected claim to the “Throat Goat” crown, consent and sexual-assault discourse online, why men may be increasingly reluctant to cold-approach women, and how social media outrage is changing the way people interact with each other. Then it’s off to Torrance for massage-parlor stings, prostitution, human trafficking, and whether legalization would make the industry safer. That naturally sends us overseas to Japanese Soaplands, sexless marriages, outsourced sex, a very angry sailor in Thailand, and the cultural economics of getting your dick wet. And then—we finally enter **Dick Mode**. Largest medically verified penises. Jonah Falcon. Japan’s biggest JAV performers. Vasectomies and “clearing the chamber.” Cooling your balls. Elephant dicks. Questionable penis-enlargement techniques. Micropenis dating advice. Somehow, actual relationship discussion emerges from all of this. Finally, we close out with the Deadpool: recent deaths, a footballer struck by lightning, congressional term limits, a fatal medevac crash during a military GPS-jamming exercise, Rosie the Riveter, Hollywood character actors, shout-outs, and the usual completely dignified Chino & Homeboy goodbye. **WARNING:** Explicit language, explicit sexual discussion, offensive jokes, questionable advice, and three grown men being allowed unsupervised access to the internet. **CHAPTERS** 00:00 – Welcome to the Dick Episode 02:00 – Redefining Gay, Lesbian & the Birth of the Orthodosite 23:18 – RFK Jr. vs. the Throat Goat 26:56 – Consent, Sexual Assault Claims & the Death of the Cold Approach 44:00 – Massage Parlors, Prostitution & Human Trafficking 54:50 – Japanese Soaplands, Sexless Marriages & Outsourcing Sex 1:01:51 – The Thailand Massage Mix-Up & Sailor Stories 1:07:54 – Comic-Con, Sexual Attention & the Double Standard Debate 1:23:21 – Biggest Dicks, Jonah Falcon & Japan’s JAV Heavyweights 1:36:40 – Vasectomies, Recovery & Clearing the Chamber 1:47:35 – Elephant Sex, Penis Enlargement & Micropenis Dating Advice 2:01:22 – The Deadpool, Term Limits & the Military GPS Crash 2:10:11 – Shout-Outs & Closing B******t #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  2. Aug 4

    #290 - United States of Israel

    Welcome back to the **Chino & Homeboy Podcast** for another thoroughly inappropriate Sacrilegious Sunday. This episode begins with Donald Trump allegedly committing chemical warfare against everyone standing behind him, then takes a sharp turn into lesbian nightlife, stud economics, dating expectations, ankle monitors, imaginary penis adjustments, and the eternal question: **Who pays when everybody involved is the “man”?** From there, we wade into the internet debate over straight women refusing to date bisexual men, whether personal sexual preferences automatically qualify as “phobic,” lesbian attitudes toward bisexual women, pansexual relationship boundaries, and why—according to this podcast—everybody eventually ends up a little gay. Then the show gets considerably more serious. We examine organizations claiming to monitor online speech, criticism of Israel, employment blacklists, cooperation with law enforcement, the difference between criticizing a government and attacking a people, freedom of speech, flag burning, and America’s increasingly strange relationship with its supposed allies. The second half becomes a full-scale argument over DUI laws, drunk-driving statistics, field sobriety tests, questionable arrests, police incentives, civil asset forfeiture, planted evidence, inadequate training, and whether enforcement has become a profitable racket that rewards officers for treating ordinary citizens like criminals. And yes—the promised penis content finally arrives. We discuss viral testicle stories, the legendary piece of equipment that allegedly retired a porn performer, giant nude models, traumatic art classes, condom politics in pornography, and the physical limitations of the human body. We close with Deadpool stories involving heroic teenagers, questionable snake videos, fake military footage, fallen artists, the dangers of nature, and an unexpectedly nerdy breakdown of *He-Man*, *Mortal Kombat*, *Street Fighter*, and Dan Hibiki. This episode is wildly NSFW and should not be played near children, coworkers, clergy, commanding officers, or anyone with a functioning human-resources department. 📚 **The Adventures of Chino & Homeboy** is available on Amazon. Check the links in the show notes. Like, subscribe, share the show, and join the homies in the comments. #ChinoAndHomeboy #Podcast #SacrilegiousSunday #ComedyPodcast #NSFWPodcast #VeteranPodcast #DatingDebates #PoliceReform #FreeSpeech #Deadpool **CHAPTERS** 00:00 Opening chaos and Trump’s alleged stench 09:09 Lesbian dating, stud economics and who pays 29:06 Biphobia, bisexual men and dating preferences 01:06:49 Political surveillance, Israel criticism and free speech 01:34:04 DUI laws, police overreach and the arrest racket 02:31:37 Penis facts, pornography and nude-model trauma 02:58:24 Deadpool, dangerous animals and fake viral footage #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  3. Jul 27

    #289 - Soy Boys & HemoGoblins

    Another Sacrilegious Sunday begins with one innocent cup of coffee—and immediately descends into woke milk, Soy Boys, gorilla anatomy and the scientific discovery of **Hemo Goblins**. Chino, Homeboy and Hate Jones investigate questionable internet body maps, suspicious influencer proportions, AI-generated women, stolen Black creator content and the physics behind weapon sounds recreated with ass claps. From there, Elon Musk’s proposed AI version of *The Odyssey* launches a full debate over Christopher Nolan’s movie, its casting backlash, conflicting reviews, sound design, runtime and box-office math. The second half delivers the Gospel of Loving a Whore, lessons from *Love After Lockup*, kinky history, autistic dating, consent, body-language confusion, ghosting and the question of how much of your real self should be revealed in a relationship. The crew also examines active-shooter self-defense, coed military squad push-ups, one baseball player’s catastrophic testicular injury, the grammatical warfare surrounding “Date Rapists Love Abortion,” a dangerously close grizzly encounter, a MANPAD warning at LaGuardia Airport, the weekly Deadpool and the legendary career of Delta Force operator Mike Vining. This episode contains explicit language, adult topics, dark humor and several conversations no respectable podcast would ever attempt. Like the episode, subscribe to the channel and join the foolishness in the comments. **The Adventures of Chino & Homeboy** is available on Amazon. Link in the show notes. #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #SacrilegiousSunday **TIMECODES** 00:00 Woke Milk, Soy Boys & Hemo Goblins 13:29 Global Breast Sizes & Influencer Investigation 24:32 Weapon Sounds, AI Fakes & Stolen Content 36:21 Elon Musk and Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey* 58:47 The Gospel of Loving a Whore 1:13:31 Kinky History 1:16:08 Autistic Dating, Consent & Reading Signals 1:23:28 Online Dating, Phone Calls & Ghosting 1:36:27 How Real Should You Be in a Relationship? 1:40:31 Active-Shooter Self-Defense & Ballistics 1:50:23 Coed Military Squad Push-Ups 1:53:52 Baseball’s Ruptured-Testicle Nightmare 2:11:38 “Date Rapists Love Abortion” Grammar War 2:19:53 Woman vs. Grizzly Bear 2:26:48 MANPAD Alert at LaGuardia Airport 2:29:29 The Deadpool Roundup 2:41:59 Mike Vining: Delta Force’s Most Terrifying Nerd #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  4. Jul 23

    #288 - Blue Angels Flyover Pensacola Beach

    Another Sacrilegious Sunday goes completely off the rails as Chino, Homeboy, and a severely congested Hate Jones deliver nearly three hours of unfiltered comedy, arguments, military commentary, cultural debates, wedding stories, and extremely questionable science. The crew starts by redesigning marriage as a renewable military contract before diving into Japan’s Chicano subculture and debating the difference between cultural appreciation, appropriation, and straight-up Columbus-ing somebody else’s culture. Somehow, this leads to *The Last Samurai*, Tom Cruise’s intense handshake, the Manila–Acapulco galleon trade, and the historical connection between Mexico and the Philippines. Hate Jones then recaps his wedding, the heroic quantity of homemade alcohol he prepared, the invention of the word “squoze,” and the post-wedding adventure that turned one drink into an all-night discussion about sexuality, attraction, identity, trans dating, threesomes, and whether heterosexuality is actually the rarest kink of them all. The second half gets military-heavy as the crew reacts to a child-abuse confrontation, a dangerously low Blue Angels beach flyover, proposed testosterone screenings, new Army waist-to-height standards, VA dependent-verification disasters, and the Tuskegee Airmen’s long-erased victory in America’s original Top Gun competition. Finally, the Deadpool returns with aerial accidents, celebrity deaths, irresponsible relationship advice, and an emergency lesson explaining why a magnitude-four earthquake is absolutely not half as powerful as a magnitude eight. This episode contains explicit language, sexual discussions, dark humor, offensive jokes, military stories, and opinions nobody should mistake for professional advice. Like the episode, subscribe to the channel, and tell us in the comments: Is Japan’s Chicano culture appreciation, appropriation, or both? 0:00 Intro, Illness and Renewable Marriage Contracts 11:08 Japanese Chicanos: Appreciation vs. Appropriation 24:24 The Last Samurai and Tom Cruise 27:26 Mexico, the Philippines and the Galleon Trade 29:57 Hate Jones’ Wedding and the Invention of “Squoze” 51:00 The Post-Wedding Tacos and Bar Adventure 1:00:26 Attraction, Sexuality and What “Counts” as Gay 1:25:27 Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome 1:28:53 Chosen Names and the Chili’s Firing Debate 1:36:10 Is This Child Abuse? 1:41:13 Blue Angels Beach Flyover and Military Safety 1:51:23 Testosterone Tests and New Army Body Standards 2:13:52 VA Dependent Verification Warning 2:20:17 The Tuskegee Airmen’s Erased Top Gun Victory 2:23:15 Deadpool: Aerial Accidents and Celebrity Deaths 2:41:25 Relationship Advice and Earthquake Mathematics #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  5. Jul 12

    #287 - Japan Needs More Adult Male Pron Actors

    Everybody wants to be Mexican, Japan has apparently invented breast therapy, Bryan Johnson’s anti-aging routine may have backfired, and the Deadpool delivers another collection of Darwin Award contenders. On this episode of the **Chino and Homeboy Podcast**, Chino, Homeboy, and Hate Jones dive into Mexican identity, Mexican culture, the World Cup, Japanese culture, dating in Japan, foreign men dating Japanese women, Japan’s adult entertainment industry, Japanese censorship laws, and the shortage of male adult film performers. The crew also discusses **Bryan Johnson**, biohacking, anti-aging experiments, autoimmune gastritis, plasma therapy, healthy living, cancer, sciatica relief, massage therapy, pelvic traction, erotic massage, and one extremely specialized men’s showerhead. Later, an angry Japanese man confronts foreigners over interracial dating and accuses white men of disrespecting Japanese culture. That launches a larger conversation about racism, racial profiling, military bases in Japan and the Philippines, Asian women dating foreign men, cultural identity, attraction, and relationships. The episode closes with conversations about AI-generated images, Photoshop, generative AI, racism in America, transgender identity, trans women, lesbian dating, LGBTQ relationships, and another edition of the **Chino and Homeboy Deadpool**, featuring a cliff selfie disaster, a pilot jumping from an airplane, the deadly dry ice pool accident, Connor Murphy, celebrity deaths, BASE jumping accidents, skydiving failures, and several strong Darwin Award candidates. This is an uncensored comedy podcast. Nothing is sacred, everybody catches a stray, and none of this should be mistaken for professional medical, legal, political, or relationship advice. Subscribe for more comedy, current events, veteran perspectives, pop culture, politics, internet insanity, military stories, and information insemination from the Chino and Homeboy Podcast. #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #Japan #JapaneseCulture #MexicanCulture #BryanJohnson #Biohacking #DarkHumor #CurrentEvents #VeteranPodcast #DarwinAwards #GenerativeAI #TransgenderDebate #WorldCup #UncensoredPodcast CHAPTERS 00:00 Do It Live 01:14 Welcome to the Chino and Homeboy Podcast 02:00 Japan, Anime, Godzilla and Tentacles 06:18 Marriage, Pregnancy and the Ghost Nut 07:21 Mormon Soaking Explained 09:24 The Rusty Trombone Review 20:44 Everybody Wants to Be Mexican 23:38 Mexican Culture Takes Over the World Cup 28:08 Japan’s Breast Therapy Cafés 33:02 Japan’s Male Adult Performer Shortage 35:49 Asian Dating Stories Take a Dark Turn 38:35 A Coworker’s Sudden Cancer Diagnosis 41:09 Bryan Johnson, Biohacking and Autoimmune Gastritis 45:22 Sciatica Relief or Something Else? 52:06 The $80–$200 Milking Session 1:01:25 The Men’s High-Pressure Showerhead 1:13:53 Japanese Man Confronts a Foreigner 1:15:17 White Men Dating Japanese Women 1:43:30 Racist Neighbor Caught on Video 1:45:02 Father Takes a Plea Deal After Fatal Punch 1:49:29 Skip the Military Stories—Bring Out the Deadpool #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  6. Jul 5

    #286 - Love Island on the Rocks

    Chino, Homeboy, and Hate Jones return for another chaotic Sacrilegious Sunday, opening with jokes about “baby strength” before diving into a surreal SWAT situation at Chino’s apartment complex. From there, the crew spirals into podcast analytics, government paranoia, non-latex condoms, fake movie-industry fluids, sex robots, Love Island drama, World Cup talk, ICE raids, fringe internet ideologies, Trump, MAGA, military cadence history, and the weekly Deadpool segment. 0:00 Intro 0:38 “Baby Strength” 2:36 Chino’s Apartment Complex Gets Raided by SWAT 14:29 Podcast Analytics Spike & Government Paranoia 24:03 Ghost Nut, Ectoplasm & Non-Latex Condom Talk 39:41 Love Island Explained for the Uninitiated 1:12:12 World Cup, Mexico, Peacock & Bunker Talk 1:16:33 “Hotep” Talk, Black Israelites & Mexican Israelite Rabbit Hole 1:22:14 Podcast Birthday, 4th of July & Parachute Faceplant 1:24:10 Trump’s 4th of July Speech and Deadpool Predictions 1:29:22 Mitch McConnell, Woodrow Wilson & Weekend at Bernie’s Politics 1:31:56 Trump Smell Rumors and Diaper Discourse 1:33:43 Body Count Debate and Bisexual Men as a Dating Turnoff 1:36:26 Hate Jones Disappears / Bathroom Emergency Story 1:41:43 Sheetz, East Coast Food, and the Search for Mexican Food 1:46:20 Mexicans Everywhere and Uncle Rob’s Network 1:49:45 Cat Tree Attack and Exploding Potato Chips 1:52:12 Jim Jordan, MAGA Cults & Trump’s Inner Circle 1:58:17 Trump, AIPAC, Democrats and Political Cowardice 2:01:14 Willie Lee Duckworth and the Origin of Military Cadence 2:04:23 The Weekly Deadpool Begins 2:06:11 Kung Fu Soccer, Palestinian Goalkeeper, and Baba the Failed Flyer 2:09:17 Flat Earth, Gravity, and the Moon Question 2:10:24 Earthquake Deaths, Farrakhan’s Wife, and More Deadpool Entries 2:14:50 Final Deadpool Names and Military Training Death 2:16:27 National Treasure Shout-Outs, Podcast Birthday & Sign-Off 2:17:55 Outro / Push the Button #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  7. Jun 28

    #285 - Ghost Nut & Ectoplasm

    The Chino and Homeboy Podcast returns for another chaotic Sacrilegious Sunday, opening with “Tism the Season” energy before immediately spiraling into soaking, ghost nuts, Mormon loopholes, Kegels, and fake bedroom science. The crew turns every bit into a full debate, jumping from penis union contracts to mouth logic, modern dating, TikTok “looksmaxxing,” and why charm still beats looks. From there, the episode moves into shower hygiene, hot water pressure, face towels, and the possibility that white people showers might secretly be human power washers. The crew then reacts to a clip about body count, relationship standards, and whether someone should seriously date a person who “smashed the homies,” eventually coining “trick-or-treating” as a new term. The second half shifts into earthquake season, with Venezuela, Japan, Cuba, California, the Pacific Rim, the San Andreas Fault, undersea volcanoes, liquefaction, and possible kaiju all getting folded into the madness. After that, the show gets more serious with veterans benefits, VA disability cuts, tinnitus, sleep apnea, military housing allowance scams, and diversity in the military. The episode closes with more disaster updates, LaVar Ball jokes, disability and relationship talk, the “Deadpool” segment covering recent deaths and near-deaths, horror movie talk, national treasure shoutouts, Elon Musk losing trillionaire status, soccer, Messi vs Ronaldo, World Cup talk, and the usual chaotic sign-off. 18+ comedy podcast. Viewer discretion advised. CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro / Sacrilegious Sunday / “Tism the Season” 00:02 Soaking, ghost nuts, Mormon loopholes, and Kegels 00:10 Fake science, mouth logic, and penis union contracts 00:20 Dating, looksmaxxing, TikTok failures, and having game 00:23 White people showers, hot water, pressure, soap, and exfoliation 00:31 Body count clip, “smashed the homies,” and relationship standards 00:36 Double standards, kids, marriages, money, crime, and attraction limits 00:48 Earthquake season begins: Venezuela, Japan, Cuba, California, and the Pacific 00:55 Kaiju prophecy, San Andreas Fault, undersea volcanoes, liquefaction, and AI-looking footage 01:21 Veterans benefits, VA disability, tinnitus, sleep apnea, and mental health care 01:25 Military housing allowance scams and Uncle Sam’s money 01:30 Diversity, unity, and military leadership 01:37 LaVar Ball, divorce, amputation, disability, diabetes, and loyalty jokes 01:50 Deadpool segment: recent deaths, near-deaths, crashes, and public figures 02:10 Horror movie talk, national treasures, Elon Musk, soccer, Messi, Ronaldo, and sign-off #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  8. Jun 21

    #284 - Pearadise Lost

    This week on The Chino and Homeboy Podcast, the homies enter another unhinged Sacrilegious Sunday and somehow turn looksmaxing, Filipino spider battles, fake sex science, OnlyFans drama, big girl content houses, hygiene rules, aviation disasters, and Drake fans into one long bad decision. We get into “maxing” culture, why Filipino spider fighting is basically real-life Pokémon, whether nose shape predicting sexual compatibility is peak pseudoscience, if tall dudes are speedrunning life, the AR-15 vs M16 argument, the weird gray areas in the Paradise documentary, whether OnlyFans counts as cheating, why some people still need shower instructions, and why Drake fans need to calm the hell down. This is comedy, chaos, culture, bad advice, good questions, and three grown men absolutely refusing to stay on topic. 18+ comedy podcast. Viewer discretion advised. CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro: Start the Problem 01:51 Looksmaxing, Slang Theft & Internet Trends 03:37 Filipino Pokémon: Spider Fights Begin 07:27 Spider Venom, Childhood Trauma & Trigger Warnings 10:26 Real-Life Pokémon in the Philippines 13:51 Spider Gambling, Knockdowns & Death Matches 15:33 Filipino Pokémon vs Japanese Beetle Battles 18:48 Nose Shapes, Sex Compatibility & Fake Reflexology 25:32 Sexual Reflexology Is Pseudoscience 26:41 Tall Men, Longevity & “Science Bro” 32:03 AR-15 vs M16: The Question Nobody Asked 35:32 Big Girls Wanted: Escaping Paradise Breakdown 38:05 Consent, Cameras, Cult Claims & Gray Areas 41:37 Birth Control, Body Size & “Kitty Treats” 44:10 Is Paradise a Cult or Just Creepy? 49:17 What Is There to Shut Down? 52:14 Free Rent, Free Food & Bad Incentives 01:02:22 Legal Liability, Spermicide & “Navy Lawyer” Logic 01:07:13 Greed vs Gluttony 01:10:59 Seven Deadly Sins, Avarice & AI Definitions 01:17:26 Paradise Final Thoughts 01:23:33 Read The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy 01:24:19 Grooming, Adulthood & Age Limits 01:29:49 Is VR Porn Cheating? 01:32:41 Haptic Feedback Becomes “Have Dick Feedback” 01:35:23 OnlyFans Subscriptions: Cheating or Not? 01:40:09 Boot Camp Hygiene & Life Skills 01:41:11 Calories, Hygiene & Bad Questions 01:43:00 Shower Flowchart: Some of Y’all Need This 01:49:17 OnlyFans Bank Statements & Marriage Drama 01:52:48 Porn, OnlyFans, Interaction & Where the Line Is 01:55:24 What Counts as Cheating? 02:00:01 Weed, RSO & Joke Police 02:01:05 Deadpool: Sonny Rollins & Jazz Legends 02:02:30 Oliver Tree, Helicopters & Music Conspiracies 02:05:03 Skydiving Plane Crash & Aviation Cancer 02:08:25 Mitch McConnell Watch & More Deadpool 02:13:24 Love Island, Trash TV & Audiobooks 02:15:14 Obituaries, Survived By, and America’s Homeboy 02:17:18 Lilo & Stitch Voice Actress Tragedy 02:18:52 Drake Fans, Taylor Swift, Bad Bunny & Stadium Math 02:20:53 Final Shoutouts & Peace #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

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A couple of seemingly dim witted Navy Veterans turned potheads that crave King Taco and theophilosologicalize different topics of the day, week, year... ever.

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  • Creator
    Chino and Homeboy
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    293
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chino and Homeboy
  • Show Website
    The Chino & Homeboy Podcast

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