The Chino & Homeboy Podcast

Chino and Homeboy
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  • Comedy
  • Updated Weekly

A couple of seemingly dim witted Navy Veterans turned potheads that crave King Taco and theophilosologicalize different topics of the day, week, year... ever.

  1. 22h ago

    #298 - MAGA Day!!!

    Sacrilegious Sunday is back, and apparently today is MAGA Day, Ho Day, relationship-advice day, sex-ed day and whatever the hell else happens when Chino, Homeboy and H8 Jones are allowed near microphones for two hours. We start with the viral “Body Count Reset Center” story out of Bali and immediately recognize the obvious business opportunity: spiritually resetting your sexual history with officially blessed Chino & Homeboy holy water, wine spritzers and other completely legitimate products that absolutely will not end with us being sued. Then we meet a woman who says she slept in her ex-boyfriend’s bed while in a new relationship because staying beside the drunk ex who kept trying to hook up with her felt safer than walking home alone. We have questions. A lot of questions. From there, the show wanders into sexual technique, MMA positions that apparently double as bedroom instruction, whether taint size says anything about male fertility, and another important example of the internet doing the Lord’s work. Then things get political when we react to a Mitch McConnell clip and ask whether Washington has finally crossed the line from elderly abuse into full-blown Republican necromancy. Next up: attraction, transgender women, T.S. Madison’s stories from sex work, blue pills, charging extra for the nut, Chinese theories about sexual energy, and exactly how much your life force is worth on the open market. After that we tackle a list of places women supposedly don’t want to go on first dates. Cheesecake Factory? Coffee? Bowling? Waffle House? Church?! That turns into an actual debate about dating strategy, how much money you should spend on someone you barely know, and Homeboy’s “Elevation Technique”: start cheap, see whether you actually enjoy each other, and escalate the date from there. We also get into jealousy, wedding rings as social proof, married men getting more attention, and why sometimes being funny creates problems you absolutely were not trying to create. Finally, another dating-app video launches a debate over when sexual conversation is appropriate, whether modern dating has made everybody terrified of everybody else, why rejection is part of the game, and whether the comment section has accidentally created the female equivalent of incels. Then it’s time for Deadpool. Because eventually everybody gets called up. CHAPTERS 0:00 Show Intro & Sacrilegious Sunday 3:57 The $1,000 Body Count Reset & Our Holy Water Business 16:26 She Slept in Her Ex’s Bed… for Safety?! 39:52 Sex Education, MMA Positions & the Internet Doing the Lord’s Work 47:27 Does Taint Size Affect Fertility? 49:49 Mitch McConnell & Republican Necromancy 54:14 Trans Attraction, T.S. Madison & Charging Extra for the Nut 1:03:47 Worst First-Date Spots & the “Elevation Technique” 1:39:25 Dating Apps, Sexual Boundaries & the Femcel Debate 1:54:46 Deadpool: This Week’s Departed #DarkHumor #Dating #Relationships #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  2. 1d ago

    #297 - FBI Gone Wild | MAGA Loves Bestiality and Cousins

    Episode 297 goes off the rails almost immediately.Chino starts the show by explaining how he damn near got killed by his own SUV, and somehow that leads us into lingam massages, tantric “healing,” and the important philosophical question nobody asked us to answer: what the hell is the difference between a kink and a fetish?From there, the Short Bus takes the scenic route through the FBI hiring controversy, an alleged herpes incident at Arby’s, contaminated hand soap, breasts that literally won’t stop growing, IVF consent and fertility-clinic screwups, and a surprisingly serious conversation about why helping somebody and hurting somebody can both feel good for completely different reasons.Then we meet a millionaire widow who allegedly lost nearly $6 million after hiring a male escort, falling in love with him, and apparently deciding Pretty Woman needed a real-world sequel.And then there’s HYROX Beijing.One competitor. One race. One catastrophic gastrointestinal decision. And an absolutely heroic refusal to stop shitting and competing at the same time.We get into the biohazard, the sponsors, the organizers, the apology, the other competitors, and exactly where “never quit” probably needs to become “please go to the bathroom.”Finally, Deadpool closes out the show as we pay respects, butcher names, destroy sacred cows, and discuss the NBC4 helicopter crash and the deadly Los Angeles Metro bus collision it was covering.Three-plus hours of Chino, Homeboy, Hey Jones, bad decisions, questionable science, dark humor, legitimate conversations buried underneath complete nonsense, and the usual refusal to leave any sacred cow unmolested.Welcome aboard.CHAPTERS0:00 Cold Open & Show Intro3:27 Chino Almost Gets Killed by His Own SUV11:42 Lingam Massage & the Tantric Massage Loophole28:33 Kink vs. Fetish & the “Synergy” AI Rabbit Hole51:41 FBI Hiring Standards & the Bestiality Controversy1:11:31 Arby’s Herpes Story & Food Safety1:14:27 How the Hell Does Soap Get Contaminated?1:26:59 Macromastia: When Breasts Won’t Stop Growing1:35:59 Who Owns Your Jizz? IVF Consent & Fertility Clinic Screwups1:44:37 Helping vs. Hurting: Which One Feels Better?2:03:04 The Millionaire Widow & the $6 Million Gigolo Scam2:31:55 The HYROX Beijing Literal Shitshow2:54:40 Deadpool: This Week’s Departed3:03:26 NBC4 Helicopter Crash & the Deadly LA Bus Collision#ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos.🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  3. Sep 22

    #296 - Happy 9/11!!!!

    Happy 9/11, assholes. It’s another Sacrilegious Sunday, and absolutely nothing is sacred.This week, Chino and Homeboy bounce from sex, relationships, and questionable life advice into celebrity cheating, divorce, testosterone, circumcision, rejection, conspiracy rabbit holes, and enough 9/11 talk to get everybody placed on at least one government watchlist.We get into the internet’s obsession with women’s bodies, a woman claiming anal sex can fix your chakras, the supposed “rule of thumb” for penetrative orgasms, the circumcision debate, a Christian who somehow failed at an orgy, and what testosterone did to one woman’s sex drive and view of monogamy.Then we hit cheating, closure with exes, marriage as a financial contract, green cards, divorce, Jeff Bezos rumors, Pokémon Go’s strange connection to CIA-backed mapping technology, rejection and pain, Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories, 9/11 conspiracy rabbit holes, and our own memories of where we were when the towers were hit.And because three hours apparently wasn’t enough b******t, we finish with the Deadpool.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy is available on Amazon.00:00 Intro, 9/11 & No Sacred Cows13:14 Body Scrutiny & the “Fat Vagina” Debate24:33 Anal Sex, Chakras & “Energy Healing”33:50 The Orgasm “Rule of Thumb”36:51 Circumcision Debate47:44 A Christian Walks Into an Orgy50:35 Testosterone, Sex Drive & the Gender Wars1:00:29 Cheating, Celebrity Divorce & Closure1:19:29 Marriage, Money, Green Cards & Divorce1:36:28 Conspiracy Corner: Bezos, Pokémon Go & CIA Mapping1:42:13 Rejection, Pain & Relationship Psychology1:58:03 Charlie Kirk Conspiracy Theories2:09:35 The 9/11 Conspiracy Rabbit Hole2:26:22 Where We Were on 9/112:44:04 The Deadpool3:01:23 Outro#ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos.🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  4. Sep 22

    #295 - The Revolution Will Be Live Streamed

    We begin this informational seminar in the most responsible way possible: ghost nuts, fake conjoined-twin porn, and several questions nobody needed answered.From there, Chino and Homeboy somehow stumble into an actual conversation about AI, context, labels, prompt injection, and why changing how information is framed can change what an AI does with it.Then the veterans take over.We get into the phrase “you knew what you signed up for,” life aboard Navy ships, s****y living conditions, discipline, morale, boot camp, SEAL training, why different branches train differently, and why nobody truly understands military life until they’ve actually lived it.Eventually we escape the Navy and immediately enter the surveillance state.Flock cameras, automatic license-plate tracking, AI-assisted policing, corporate surveillance, Walmart and Target tracking customers, personal-data ownership, police accountability, bad arrests, body-camera footage, cops lying in reports, and what happens when the people enforcing the law aren’t held accountable for getting it wrong.Then it’s time to check the Deadpool.We catch up on everybody who shuffled off this mortal coil, talk Dolly Parton and intellectual-property money, and eventually hit Peter Cullen, Optimus Prime, and the Marine Corps officer who inspired one of the greatest voices in animation.We almost had feelings.Almost.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy and the Military Chronicles are available on Amazon.00:00 Intro & Ghostbusting01:54 The Conjoined Twins Porn Hoax19:56 AI Context, Labels & Prompt Injection26:46 “You Knew What You Signed Up For”35:29 Navy SEALs, Boot Camp & Military Training1:24:55 Flock Cameras & the Surveillance State1:35:34 AI Policing, Bad Data & Accountability1:49:10 Corporate Surveillance & Your Personal Data1:58:53 Cops Behaving Badly2:15:12 The Deadpool2:40:10 Peter Cullen, Optimus Prime & His Marine Brother2:48:23 Outro#ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos.🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  5. Aug 31

    #294 - Kneel Before Our AI Overlords

    It’s Sacrilegious Sunday, Hey Jones is apparently dead for the day, and Chino and Homeboy somehow turn a conversation about church into nearly three hours of Highlander, artificial intelligence, quantum computing, evolution, f****d-up dog breeding, writing, authorship, and the increasingly useless question: “Was this written by AI?” We start by trying to figure out why Immortals can’t fight on holy ground in Highlander, whether Highlander II actually exists, what the Quickening has to do with Pompeii, and whether somebody needs to make a Highlander movie about Mount Vesuvius. That somehow leads to AI compute, open-source models, local AI, and the possibility of putting an AI “pimple” on the side of your house in exchange for money, electricity, and internet. From there, Chino breaks down agents, workflows, local models, jailbreaks, prompt injection, hidden instructions, cybersecurity attack surfaces, and why the AI genie is already too far out of the bottle to shove back in. Also: bulldogs got f****d up, Chino might secretly be a large language model, Homeboy apparently writes like Hemingway, and nobody did the Deadpool because they got lazy. 📚 Check out The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy, The Military Chronicles, and The Space Adventures of Chino and Homeboy on Amazon. ⚠️ Explicit language, adult humor, stoner philosophy, AI talk, literary nerd shit, and absolutely no guarantee the conversation will remain on the topic it started with. #ChinoAndHomeboy #Podcast #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #ChatGPT #Writing #AIDetection #OpenSourceAI #QuantumComputing #Cybersecurity #Highlander #Evolution #PodcastComedy RELEVANT TOPICS DISCUSSED 00:00 Sacrilegious Sunday begins 01:32 Highlander, holy ground, and the movie that “doesn’t exist” 15:39 What AI compute actually means 21:12 The AI “pimple” you could put on the side of your house 28:36 Why the AI genie is already out of the bottle 33:30 Hidden instructions in images and other AI threat vectors 42:23 Quantum computing, encryption, passwords, crypto, and AI 49:47 Elon Musk, automation, technological dictatorship, and human purpose 53:16 Could human intelligence eventually destroy humanity? 58:40 Natural selection, sharks, coelacanths, and evolutionary arms races 1:07:41 How selective breeding completely f****d up the English bulldog 1:14:08 AI-generated vs. AI-assisted writing and editing 1:16:36 The problem with supposed “AI writing tells” 1:19:18 Classic literature gets tested for AI-style writing 1:27:53 Modern authors and The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy get tested 1:30:35 ChatGPT-written stories somehow score as mostly human 1:39:30 Hemingway, Jane Austen, and Thomas Jefferson vs. AI detection 1:57:10 Chino and Homeboy’s natural writing styles compared 2:02:56 Why rejecting anything with AI involvement is becoming impossible 2:12:43 Why AI detectors may be measuring writing style instead of authorship 2:19:44 Screenplay-to-prose conversion, editing, and what AI actually contributes #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  6. Aug 23

    #293 - Bye, Bye, U.S. Navy

    This week, Chino, Homeboy and the crew go from family drama and dating etiquette straight into the glorious logistical nightmare that is the United States military. After debating what kids should call stepparents, whether ghosting somebody is ever justified, and accidentally starting beef between Chino and ChatGPT, we get into the real meat of the episode: **the Navy, military logistics, shipboard conditions, aircraft carriers, destroyers, and what happens when the people making military decisions don't understand the machinery underneath them.** How much piss and shit do 5,000 sailors generate aboard an aircraft carrier? Why can't sailors just throw a bucket over the side? Why do Navy ships sometimes look rusty as hell? Why are maintenance facilities and dry docks just as important as billion-dollar warships? Then we get into Trump's obsession with returning aircraft carriers to steam catapults, the proposed new battleship concept, the insane cost difference between battleships and destroyers, and why adding another nuclear-powered class of warship could create an even bigger maintenance and logistics headache. We also talk about the attempted renaming of the USS Doris Miller, why Miller's actions at Pearl Harbor deserve another look for the Medal of Honor, the Tuskegee Airmen, forgotten Black military valor, Staff Sergeant Melvin Morris, and how racism repeatedly denied American servicemembers the recognition they earned. Plus: air traffic controllers with nerves of steel, gamers replacing experienced controllers, Confederate logistics failures, Navy sea stories, the weekly Deadpool, Silver King somehow dying seven years late, and why ChatGPT apparently has enough personality to catch a fade in the parking lot. It's the **Chino & Homeboy Podcast**: military history, politics, weed, terrible ideas, surprisingly serious discussions, and several conversations that absolutely did not begin where they ended. **TIMECODES** 00:00 — Intro 01:30 — Stepparents, kids & family boundaries 18:23 — Captain Crunch gets stabbed 22:13 — Ghosting, dating & catfishing 32:57 — The Philippines incest claim gets fact-checked 46:27 — Military politics: Hegseth & Vance 49:40 — Navy bathrooms & shipboard living conditions 59:22 — How much waste does an aircraft carrier produce? 1:04:04 — Trump, steam catapults & aircraft carriers 1:09:25 — Battleships, destroyers & Navy logistics 1:21:23 — Doris Miller & overlooked military valor 1:27:05 — Tuskegee Airmen & racism in military history 1:38:15 — Air traffic control close call & Navy sea stories 1:45:16 — Gamers, air traffic controllers & training standards 1:51:09 — Why logistics wins wars 1:56:11 — Rusty Navy ships, maintenance & readiness 2:06:04 — Forgotten Black military heroes 2:10:01 — The Deadpool 2:28:11 — Movies, sports & closing b******t 2:33:45 — Outro #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  7. Aug 18

    #292 - R.I.P. MAGA

    Another Sacrilegious Sunday, and this one goes places. We start with the deteriorating conditions aboard the USS *Abraham Lincoln*, Navy logistics, military leadership, the conflict with Iran, and what happens when the people making life-and-death decisions aren't held to anything resembling the standards imposed on the people actually doing the work. That leads directly into Homeboy's presidential platform: security clearances for federal candidates, age and term limits, health and competency standards, an independent Department of Justice, and the radical idea that maybe the people running the government should actually be qualified to run the government. Then we leave seriousness behind. Jonah Hill claims his Brazilian jiu-jitsu training means he can annihilate people, which launches an argument over BJJ, street fighting, private training, belt ranks, combat experience, and whether knowing how to fight matters more than simply being willing to fight. From there, Chino gets vindicated by the Kinsey scale, and we disappear into the sexuality rabbit hole: bisexual dating, why some straight women don't want bisexual men, why some gay and lesbian people don't want bisexual partners either, monogamy, attraction, masculinity, and whether intersectionality actually survives when the interests of different groups collide. That somehow evolves into trans women, womanhood, LGBTQ divisions, ladyboys, sexual identity, government classifications, and the increasingly impossible task of figuring out exactly where everybody thinks the line between straight and gay is. Then Bumble manages to undermine the entire reason Bumble existed, launching another argument about modern dating, women making the first move, rejection, effort, expectations, and why dating apps seem determined to make everybody miserable. Later, we discuss Hugh Hefner reportedly contacting the FBI about Jeffrey Epstein before getting into the EDP445 documentary, predator stings, what the available evidence actually shows, and the difference between condemning predatory behavior and examining how these online sting operations work. Finally, things get serious again with a discussion about men's mental health, grief, vulnerability, the backlash men can receive for publicly showing emotion, and why telling men to open up doesn't mean much if they're immediately mocked when they do. CHAPTERS 00:00 Intro 02:50 USS Abraham Lincoln, Navy Logistics & the Iran Conflict 16:01 Homeboy for President: Standards for Federal Office 43:21 Jonah Hill, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu & Real Fighting 1:01:40 The Kinsey Scale & the Sexuality Spectrum 1:07:17 Bisexual Dating, Attraction & Intersectionality 1:36:11 Trans Women, Womanhood & LGBTQ Divisions 1:54:18 Bumble & the Modern Dating Problem 2:04:56 Hugh Hefner, Epstein & the EDP445 Documentary 2:16:34 Men's Mental Health, Grief & Vulnerability 2:29:18 The Deadpool: Deaths, Disasters & Weird News 2:40:05 Outro #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  8. Aug 8

    #291 - Sticky Fingers

    It finally happened. **The Dick Episode.** This week on the Chino & Homeboy Podcast, Sacrilegious Sunday goes exactly where you’d expect—and then somehow keeps finding new places to go. We start with the ever-expanding vocabulary surrounding sex and sexuality, linguistic gymnastics, genital preferences, sodomy, and the birth of a brand-new sexual orientation: the painfully conventional **Orthodosite**. From there, we get into RFK Jr.’s unexpected claim to the “Throat Goat” crown, consent and sexual-assault discourse online, why men may be increasingly reluctant to cold-approach women, and how social media outrage is changing the way people interact with each other. Then it’s off to Torrance for massage-parlor stings, prostitution, human trafficking, and whether legalization would make the industry safer. That naturally sends us overseas to Japanese Soaplands, sexless marriages, outsourced sex, a very angry sailor in Thailand, and the cultural economics of getting your dick wet. And then—we finally enter **Dick Mode**. Largest medically verified penises. Jonah Falcon. Japan’s biggest JAV performers. Vasectomies and “clearing the chamber.” Cooling your balls. Elephant dicks. Questionable penis-enlargement techniques. Micropenis dating advice. Somehow, actual relationship discussion emerges from all of this. Finally, we close out with the Deadpool: recent deaths, a footballer struck by lightning, congressional term limits, a fatal medevac crash during a military GPS-jamming exercise, Rosie the Riveter, Hollywood character actors, shout-outs, and the usual completely dignified Chino & Homeboy goodbye. **WARNING:** Explicit language, explicit sexual discussion, offensive jokes, questionable advice, and three grown men being allowed unsupervised access to the internet. **CHAPTERS** 00:00 – Welcome to the Dick Episode 02:00 – Redefining Gay, Lesbian & the Birth of the Orthodosite 23:18 – RFK Jr. vs. the Throat Goat 26:56 – Consent, Sexual Assault Claims & the Death of the Cold Approach 44:00 – Massage Parlors, Prostitution & Human Trafficking 54:50 – Japanese Soaplands, Sexless Marriages & Outsourcing Sex 1:01:51 – The Thailand Massage Mix-Up & Sailor Stories 1:07:54 – Comic-Con, Sexual Attention & the Double Standard Debate 1:23:21 – Biggest Dicks, Jonah Falcon & Japan’s JAV Heavyweights 1:36:40 – Vasectomies, Recovery & Clearing the Chamber 1:47:35 – Elephant Sex, Penis Enlargement & Micropenis Dating Advice 2:01:22 – The Deadpool, Term Limits & the Military GPS Crash 2:10:11 – Shout-Outs & Closing B******t #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

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A couple of seemingly dim witted Navy Veterans turned potheads that crave King Taco and theophilosologicalize different topics of the day, week, year... ever.

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  • Creator
    Chino and Homeboy
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    300
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chino and Homeboy
  • Show Website
    The Chino & Homeboy Podcast