The Chino & Homeboy Podcast

Chino and Homeboy
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A couple of seemingly dim witted Navy Veterans turned potheads that crave King Taco and theophilosologicalize different topics of the day, week, year... ever.

  1. 4d ago

    #300 - Women Need to Lower Their Expectations

    Welcome back to another Sacrilegious Sunday with the Chino and Homeboy Podcast!"If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying!" But does that apply to military training? We kick things off debating Navy SEAL culture, cheating, personal integrity, and why cutting corners during training can get somebody killed in combat.Next, we tackle a former Marine turned OnlyFans creator who's catching criticism for wearing her military uniforms in adult content. Does leaving the service mean surrendering the right to wear the uniform however you want? And who gets to decide how somebody deals with trauma?From there, we're off to the races! Pete Hegseth, military reenlistment, presidential approval ratings, a Marine recruiter who desperately needs public speaking lessons, and a roadside encounter with an elderly hitchhiker that somehow turns into a history lesson about Bass Reeves and the Lone Ranger.Then things get serious as we discuss Flock surveillance cameras, personal privacy, voting rights, and election integrity.We also go balls deep into Elon Musk, Tesla, flying cars, the physics of electric vehicles, and the difference between technological innovation and expensive b******t.Finally, we get into height preferences in dating, whether relationships are transactional, and the importance of reciprocity before closing out with our Celebrity Deadpool.Three perspectives. No sacred cows. Absolutely no filter.Subscribe, share, and join the conversation!📚 THE ADVENTURES OF CHINO AND HOMEBOYOur books are available on Amazon! Check the links below.⚠️ WARNING: Adult language, dark humor, sexual discussions, political commentary, and opinions that may offend just about everybody.⏱️ CHAPTERS & TIMESTAMPS00:00:00 – Welcome to Sacrilegious Sunday00:01:32 – Navy SEALs: If You Ain't Cheating, You Ain't Trying00:12:53 – Former Marine, OnlyFans, and Military Uniforms00:42:21 – Pete Hegseth and Eisenhower's Broken Globe00:45:14 – Trump Approval Ratings and Rising Oil Prices00:47:30 – Marine Recruiting Gone Wrong00:52:06 – A Good Samaritan Meets an Elderly Hitchhiker00:58:56 – Bass Reeves and the Lone Ranger01:05:02 – Flock Cameras, Surveillance, and Privacy01:16:00 – Pythagoras and Historical Tangents01:20:00 – Mail-In Ballots and Voting Concerns01:29:00 – Dating Preferences and Height Requirements01:37:00 – Voter Rolls and Election Integrity01:43:00 – Elon Musk, Tesla, and Technological Promises02:17:00 – Short Men, Tall Women, and Dating Standards02:59:00 – Celebrity Deadpool Begins03:04:00 – Remembering Actor RJ Mitte and Disability Advocacy03:06:00 – Celebrity Tragedies and Personal Struggles03:17:00 – Closing Remarks and Final Shout-Outs📚 **CHECK OUT OUR BOOKS!** The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy is available on Amazon. Check the links below!🎙️ Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations, military perspectives, politics, pop culture, and the kind of conversations you're not supposed to have in polite company.⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This podcast contains adult language, dark humor, controversial opinions, and commentary intended for mature audiences. Opinions expressed are those of the individual speakers.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  2. 4d ago

    #299 - Dining with Cheapskates

    Welcome back to another sacrilegious Sunday with the Chino and Homeboy Podcast!This week, we're talking about the Navy's treatment of sailors aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, military friendships versus civilian friendships, birthday celebrations, splitting restaurant bills, and why some people just can't handle being responsible adults.Then we dive into politics, Hollywood celebrities supporting ICE, voting concerns, military discipline, the death penalty, and whether convicted criminals belong in the armed forces.And, of course, we close things out with our infamous Celebrity Deadpool.Three perspectives, absolutely no filter, and plenty of offensive humor. You've been warned!**⏱️ CHAPTERS & TIMESTAMPS**00:00:00 – Welcome to Sacrilegious Sunday 00:01:41 – USS Abraham Lincoln: Sailors Get Substandard Barracks 00:06:35 – Military Spending and Mismanagement 00:09:49 – Pete Hegseth and Military Fitness Standards 00:11:43 – Fat-Shaming, Restaurant Bills, and Cheap Friends 00:23:30 – Internet Arguments and Personal Insults 00:25:41 – Why Some People Hate Celebrating Birthdays 00:32:10 – Birthdays, Mortality, and Celebrating Life 00:38:29 – Military Friendships vs. Civilian Friendships 00:55:01 – Chris Rock, Wealth, and Helping Your Friends 01:05:36 – Are Civilians Too Soft for Emergencies? 01:08:00 – Good Samaritans Getting Arrested 01:14:00 – Military Discipline vs. Civilian Life 01:22:33 – Hollywood, the Pro-ICE Movie, and Celebrity Politics 01:34:54 – The Naked Trump Statue 01:37:36 – Mail-In Ballots and Election Concerns 01:42:09 – Political Extremism and Threats Against California 01:51:11 – Public Executions and the Death Penalty 01:54:00 – Should Convicted Criminals Serve in the Military? 02:00:14 – Conscription, Military Justice, and Obeying Orders 02:09:02 – Training Soldiers to Kill and Its Psychological Cost 02:19:36 – Celebrity Deadpool Begins 02:36:17 – Closing Remarks 📚 **CHECK OUT OUR BOOKS!** The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy is available on Amazon. Check the links below!🎙️ Subscribe for more unfiltered conversations, military perspectives, politics, pop culture, and the kind of conversations you're not supposed to have in polite company.⚠️ DISCLAIMER: This podcast contains adult language, dark humor, controversial opinions, and commentary intended for mature audiences. Opinions expressed are those of the individual speakers.#ChinoAndHomeboy #Podcast #MilitaryVeterans #NavyVeterans #DarkHumor #Politics #ComedyPodcast #CelebrityDeadpool#ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos.🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  3. Oct 4

    #298 - MAGA Day!!!

    Sacrilegious Sunday is back, and apparently today is MAGA Day, Ho Day, relationship-advice day, sex-ed day and whatever the hell else happens when Chino, Homeboy and H8 Jones are allowed near microphones for two hours. We start with the viral “Body Count Reset Center” story out of Bali and immediately recognize the obvious business opportunity: spiritually resetting your sexual history with officially blessed Chino & Homeboy holy water, wine spritzers and other completely legitimate products that absolutely will not end with us being sued. Then we meet a woman who says she slept in her ex-boyfriend’s bed while in a new relationship because staying beside the drunk ex who kept trying to hook up with her felt safer than walking home alone. We have questions. A lot of questions. From there, the show wanders into sexual technique, MMA positions that apparently double as bedroom instruction, whether taint size says anything about male fertility, and another important example of the internet doing the Lord’s work. Then things get political when we react to a Mitch McConnell clip and ask whether Washington has finally crossed the line from elderly abuse into full-blown Republican necromancy. Next up: attraction, transgender women, T.S. Madison’s stories from sex work, blue pills, charging extra for the nut, Chinese theories about sexual energy, and exactly how much your life force is worth on the open market. After that we tackle a list of places women supposedly don’t want to go on first dates. Cheesecake Factory? Coffee? Bowling? Waffle House? Church?! That turns into an actual debate about dating strategy, how much money you should spend on someone you barely know, and Homeboy’s “Elevation Technique”: start cheap, see whether you actually enjoy each other, and escalate the date from there. We also get into jealousy, wedding rings as social proof, married men getting more attention, and why sometimes being funny creates problems you absolutely were not trying to create. Finally, another dating-app video launches a debate over when sexual conversation is appropriate, whether modern dating has made everybody terrified of everybody else, why rejection is part of the game, and whether the comment section has accidentally created the female equivalent of incels. Then it’s time for Deadpool. Because eventually everybody gets called up. CHAPTERS 0:00 Show Intro & Sacrilegious Sunday 3:57 The $1,000 Body Count Reset & Our Holy Water Business 16:26 She Slept in Her Ex’s Bed… for Safety?! 39:52 Sex Education, MMA Positions & the Internet Doing the Lord’s Work 47:27 Does Taint Size Affect Fertility? 49:49 Mitch McConnell & Republican Necromancy 54:14 Trans Attraction, T.S. Madison & Charging Extra for the Nut 1:03:47 Worst First-Date Spots & the “Elevation Technique” 1:39:25 Dating Apps, Sexual Boundaries & the Femcel Debate 1:54:46 Deadpool: This Week’s Departed #DarkHumor #Dating #Relationships #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  4. Oct 4

    #297 - FBI Gone Wild | MAGA Loves Bestiality and Cousins

    Episode 297 goes off the rails almost immediately.Chino starts the show by explaining how he damn near got killed by his own SUV, and somehow that leads us into lingam massages, tantric “healing,” and the important philosophical question nobody asked us to answer: what the hell is the difference between a kink and a fetish?From there, the Short Bus takes the scenic route through the FBI hiring controversy, an alleged herpes incident at Arby’s, contaminated hand soap, breasts that literally won’t stop growing, IVF consent and fertility-clinic screwups, and a surprisingly serious conversation about why helping somebody and hurting somebody can both feel good for completely different reasons.Then we meet a millionaire widow who allegedly lost nearly $6 million after hiring a male escort, falling in love with him, and apparently deciding Pretty Woman needed a real-world sequel.And then there’s HYROX Beijing.One competitor. One race. One catastrophic gastrointestinal decision. And an absolutely heroic refusal to stop shitting and competing at the same time.We get into the biohazard, the sponsors, the organizers, the apology, the other competitors, and exactly where “never quit” probably needs to become “please go to the bathroom.”Finally, Deadpool closes out the show as we pay respects, butcher names, destroy sacred cows, and discuss the NBC4 helicopter crash and the deadly Los Angeles Metro bus collision it was covering.Three-plus hours of Chino, Homeboy, Hey Jones, bad decisions, questionable science, dark humor, legitimate conversations buried underneath complete nonsense, and the usual refusal to leave any sacred cow unmolested.Welcome aboard.CHAPTERS0:00 Cold Open & Show Intro3:27 Chino Almost Gets Killed by His Own SUV11:42 Lingam Massage & the Tantric Massage Loophole28:33 Kink vs. Fetish & the “Synergy” AI Rabbit Hole51:41 FBI Hiring Standards & the Bestiality Controversy1:11:31 Arby’s Herpes Story & Food Safety1:14:27 How the Hell Does Soap Get Contaminated?1:26:59 Macromastia: When Breasts Won’t Stop Growing1:35:59 Who Owns Your Jizz? IVF Consent & Fertility Clinic Screwups1:44:37 Helping vs. Hurting: Which One Feels Better?2:03:04 The Millionaire Widow & the $6 Million Gigolo Scam2:31:55 The HYROX Beijing Literal Shitshow2:54:40 Deadpool: This Week’s Departed3:03:26 NBC4 Helicopter Crash & the Deadly LA Bus Collision#ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos.🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  5. Sep 22

    #296 - Happy 9/11!!!!

    Happy 9/11, assholes. It’s another Sacrilegious Sunday, and absolutely nothing is sacred.This week, Chino and Homeboy bounce from sex, relationships, and questionable life advice into celebrity cheating, divorce, testosterone, circumcision, rejection, conspiracy rabbit holes, and enough 9/11 talk to get everybody placed on at least one government watchlist.We get into the internet’s obsession with women’s bodies, a woman claiming anal sex can fix your chakras, the supposed “rule of thumb” for penetrative orgasms, the circumcision debate, a Christian who somehow failed at an orgy, and what testosterone did to one woman’s sex drive and view of monogamy.Then we hit cheating, closure with exes, marriage as a financial contract, green cards, divorce, Jeff Bezos rumors, Pokémon Go’s strange connection to CIA-backed mapping technology, rejection and pain, Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories, 9/11 conspiracy rabbit holes, and our own memories of where we were when the towers were hit.And because three hours apparently wasn’t enough b******t, we finish with the Deadpool.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy is available on Amazon.00:00 Intro, 9/11 & No Sacred Cows13:14 Body Scrutiny & the “Fat Vagina” Debate24:33 Anal Sex, Chakras & “Energy Healing”33:50 The Orgasm “Rule of Thumb”36:51 Circumcision Debate47:44 A Christian Walks Into an Orgy50:35 Testosterone, Sex Drive & the Gender Wars1:00:29 Cheating, Celebrity Divorce & Closure1:19:29 Marriage, Money, Green Cards & Divorce1:36:28 Conspiracy Corner: Bezos, Pokémon Go & CIA Mapping1:42:13 Rejection, Pain & Relationship Psychology1:58:03 Charlie Kirk Conspiracy Theories2:09:35 The 9/11 Conspiracy Rabbit Hole2:26:22 Where We Were on 9/112:44:04 The Deadpool3:01:23 Outro#ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos.🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  6. Sep 22

    #295 - The Revolution Will Be Live Streamed

    We begin this informational seminar in the most responsible way possible: ghost nuts, fake conjoined-twin porn, and several questions nobody needed answered.From there, Chino and Homeboy somehow stumble into an actual conversation about AI, context, labels, prompt injection, and why changing how information is framed can change what an AI does with it.Then the veterans take over.We get into the phrase “you knew what you signed up for,” life aboard Navy ships, s****y living conditions, discipline, morale, boot camp, SEAL training, why different branches train differently, and why nobody truly understands military life until they’ve actually lived it.Eventually we escape the Navy and immediately enter the surveillance state.Flock cameras, automatic license-plate tracking, AI-assisted policing, corporate surveillance, Walmart and Target tracking customers, personal-data ownership, police accountability, bad arrests, body-camera footage, cops lying in reports, and what happens when the people enforcing the law aren’t held accountable for getting it wrong.Then it’s time to check the Deadpool.We catch up on everybody who shuffled off this mortal coil, talk Dolly Parton and intellectual-property money, and eventually hit Peter Cullen, Optimus Prime, and the Marine Corps officer who inspired one of the greatest voices in animation.We almost had feelings.Almost.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy and the Military Chronicles are available on Amazon.00:00 Intro & Ghostbusting01:54 The Conjoined Twins Porn Hoax19:56 AI Context, Labels & Prompt Injection26:46 “You Knew What You Signed Up For”35:29 Navy SEALs, Boot Camp & Military Training1:24:55 Flock Cameras & the Surveillance State1:35:34 AI Policing, Bad Data & Accountability1:49:10 Corporate Surveillance & Your Personal Data1:58:53 Cops Behaving Badly2:15:12 The Deadpool2:40:10 Peter Cullen, Optimus Prime & His Marine Brother2:48:23 Outro#ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos.🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop.The Adventures of Chino and Homeboyhttps://a.co/d/c5wz55xStream Yardhttps://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCAInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/Produced & AnimatedbySabino CruzChino & Homeboy CreatedbySabino Cruz & Phillip EzpeletaFont: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic InstituteCover Art: Alston NovakSong"Pirate Mutiny"byThe Sovereigns#chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  7. Aug 31

    #294 - Kneel Before Our AI Overlords

    It’s Sacrilegious Sunday, Hey Jones is apparently dead for the day, and Chino and Homeboy somehow turn a conversation about church into nearly three hours of Highlander, artificial intelligence, quantum computing, evolution, f****d-up dog breeding, writing, authorship, and the increasingly useless question: “Was this written by AI?” We start by trying to figure out why Immortals can’t fight on holy ground in Highlander, whether Highlander II actually exists, what the Quickening has to do with Pompeii, and whether somebody needs to make a Highlander movie about Mount Vesuvius. That somehow leads to AI compute, open-source models, local AI, and the possibility of putting an AI “pimple” on the side of your house in exchange for money, electricity, and internet. From there, Chino breaks down agents, workflows, local models, jailbreaks, prompt injection, hidden instructions, cybersecurity attack surfaces, and why the AI genie is already too far out of the bottle to shove back in. Also: bulldogs got f****d up, Chino might secretly be a large language model, Homeboy apparently writes like Hemingway, and nobody did the Deadpool because they got lazy. 📚 Check out The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy, The Military Chronicles, and The Space Adventures of Chino and Homeboy on Amazon. ⚠️ Explicit language, adult humor, stoner philosophy, AI talk, literary nerd shit, and absolutely no guarantee the conversation will remain on the topic it started with. #ChinoAndHomeboy #Podcast #ArtificialIntelligence #AI #ChatGPT #Writing #AIDetection #OpenSourceAI #QuantumComputing #Cybersecurity #Highlander #Evolution #PodcastComedy RELEVANT TOPICS DISCUSSED 00:00 Sacrilegious Sunday begins 01:32 Highlander, holy ground, and the movie that “doesn’t exist” 15:39 What AI compute actually means 21:12 The AI “pimple” you could put on the side of your house 28:36 Why the AI genie is already out of the bottle 33:30 Hidden instructions in images and other AI threat vectors 42:23 Quantum computing, encryption, passwords, crypto, and AI 49:47 Elon Musk, automation, technological dictatorship, and human purpose 53:16 Could human intelligence eventually destroy humanity? 58:40 Natural selection, sharks, coelacanths, and evolutionary arms races 1:07:41 How selective breeding completely f****d up the English bulldog 1:14:08 AI-generated vs. AI-assisted writing and editing 1:16:36 The problem with supposed “AI writing tells” 1:19:18 Classic literature gets tested for AI-style writing 1:27:53 Modern authors and The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy get tested 1:30:35 ChatGPT-written stories somehow score as mostly human 1:39:30 Hemingway, Jane Austen, and Thomas Jefferson vs. AI detection 1:57:10 Chino and Homeboy’s natural writing styles compared 2:02:56 Why rejecting anything with AI involvement is becoming impossible 2:12:43 Why AI detectors may be measuring writing style instead of authorship 2:19:44 Screenplay-to-prose conversion, editing, and what AI actually contributes #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

  8. Aug 23

    #293 - Bye, Bye, U.S. Navy

    This week, Chino, Homeboy and the crew go from family drama and dating etiquette straight into the glorious logistical nightmare that is the United States military. After debating what kids should call stepparents, whether ghosting somebody is ever justified, and accidentally starting beef between Chino and ChatGPT, we get into the real meat of the episode: **the Navy, military logistics, shipboard conditions, aircraft carriers, destroyers, and what happens when the people making military decisions don't understand the machinery underneath them.** How much piss and shit do 5,000 sailors generate aboard an aircraft carrier? Why can't sailors just throw a bucket over the side? Why do Navy ships sometimes look rusty as hell? Why are maintenance facilities and dry docks just as important as billion-dollar warships? Then we get into Trump's obsession with returning aircraft carriers to steam catapults, the proposed new battleship concept, the insane cost difference between battleships and destroyers, and why adding another nuclear-powered class of warship could create an even bigger maintenance and logistics headache. We also talk about the attempted renaming of the USS Doris Miller, why Miller's actions at Pearl Harbor deserve another look for the Medal of Honor, the Tuskegee Airmen, forgotten Black military valor, Staff Sergeant Melvin Morris, and how racism repeatedly denied American servicemembers the recognition they earned. Plus: air traffic controllers with nerves of steel, gamers replacing experienced controllers, Confederate logistics failures, Navy sea stories, the weekly Deadpool, Silver King somehow dying seven years late, and why ChatGPT apparently has enough personality to catch a fade in the parking lot. It's the **Chino & Homeboy Podcast**: military history, politics, weed, terrible ideas, surprisingly serious discussions, and several conversations that absolutely did not begin where they ended. **TIMECODES** 00:00 — Intro 01:30 — Stepparents, kids & family boundaries 18:23 — Captain Crunch gets stabbed 22:13 — Ghosting, dating & catfishing 32:57 — The Philippines incest claim gets fact-checked 46:27 — Military politics: Hegseth & Vance 49:40 — Navy bathrooms & shipboard living conditions 59:22 — How much waste does an aircraft carrier produce? 1:04:04 — Trump, steam catapults & aircraft carriers 1:09:25 — Battleships, destroyers & Navy logistics 1:21:23 — Doris Miller & overlooked military valor 1:27:05 — Tuskegee Airmen & racism in military history 1:38:15 — Air traffic control close call & Navy sea stories 1:45:16 — Gamers, air traffic controllers & training standards 1:51:09 — Why logistics wins wars 1:56:11 — Rusty Navy ships, maintenance & readiness 2:06:04 — Forgotten Black military heroes 2:10:01 — The Deadpool 2:28:11 — Movies, sports & closing b******t 2:33:45 — Outro #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience

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A couple of seemingly dim witted Navy Veterans turned potheads that crave King Taco and theophilosologicalize different topics of the day, week, year... ever.

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  • Creator
    Chino and Homeboy
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    302
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Chino and Homeboy
  • Show Website
    The Chino & Homeboy Podcast