Sacrilegious Discourse - Bible Study for Atheists

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Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we’re just having some fun at the Bible’s expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we’re going to hell over.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  1. 2 Maccabees Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists

    1D AGO

    2 Maccabees Chapters 1 - 5 Q&A: Bible Study by Atheists

    Second Maccabees kicks off like a group text from Jerusalem to the Jewish diaspora in Egypt—basically: “Hey fam, come celebrate the Temple rededication… also here’s some bonus lore.” And by “lore,” we mean sacred fire sludge that suspiciously sounds like oil, Jeremiah allegedly hiding the Ark in a cave, and a whole lot of “trust us, bro” theology dressed up as history. Then the book swerves into the first actually entertaining plot: Heliodorus tries to jack the Temple treasury, and the response is… heavenly WWE. A shiny, gold-plated horseman shows up and angels beat Helio within an inch of his life—because apparently God’s moral priorities include “protecting religious bank vaults” more than, you know, people. It’s propaganda with a budget. From there, it’s internal corruption speedrun: the high priesthood becomes a pay-to-win title, Greek gymnasium culture gets pushed, and the whole “assimilation vs identity” mess starts boiling over. By Chapter 5, Antiochus IV (still the absolute worst) rolls back into Jerusalem alive and furious, murders thousands, and loots the Temple—because when God doesn’t intervene, the book conveniently blames “Jewish sin” as the reason genocide was “allowed temporarily.” Cool lesson, very humane. 🙃 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: 2 Maccabees 1–2 and the “Dear Egypt Jews—party with us” origin story vibes (hello, Hanukkah context). The Ark gets upgraded to “Jeremiah hid it in a cave”—biblical fanfic energy at full volume. Heliodorus vs. the Temple Treasury: a robbery attempt that turns into celestial curb-stomping. Why First Maccabees = dry politics but Second Maccabees = religious propaganda with miracles. The high priesthood becomes a bribery auction (Jason, Menelaus, and everyone behaving exactly as expected). Greek gymnasiums, assimilation pressure, and the culture-war roots of “who belongs” politics. Antiochus IV returns “dead” rumors debunked… and responds with mass violence + Temple looting. The book’s favorite excuse: “God didn’t stop it because you deserved it.” (Yikes.) Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    52 min

  2. 4D AGO

    Judaism Uncut

    Welcome to the episode where Greek gymnasiums aren’t about leg day, they’re about full-frontal assimilation and the kind of identity politics that involves… anatomy. The hosts dig into how the Greek gymnasium was basically an all-in-one rec center + school + cultural indoctrination hub, and why it hit ancient Jewish communities like a wrecking ball: nudity, pagan vibes, and the very visible marker of circumcision that made “fitting in” a lot harder when everybody’s naked. From there, things get historically fascinating and deeply uncomfortable: the episode breaks down how this gymnasium/circumcision clash became part of the friction leading into the Maccabean revolt, and how “becoming Greek” wasn’t just fashion, it was a perceived betrayal of covenant identity. And yes, they go there: Jews attempting to “remove the marks of circumcision,” including the procedure known as epispasm, complete with ancient medical references and all the nightmare fuel you’d expect from surgery in the no-antibiotics era. There’s also a wild detour into how Greek culture framed the “ideal” body and what that meant socially—because of course even thousands of years ago, men were still inventing elaborate ways to turn masculinity into a morality play. If you like your religious history with a side of profane honesty and “why are humans like this?” energy… you’re home. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: Greek gymnasiums as cultural assimilation factories—not just workout spaces Why nudity + circumcision turned identity into a public spectacle 1 Maccabees 1 and the “let’s be Greek” faction that sparked Jewish infighting The horrendous (and real) procedure: epispasm—aka “cosmetic reconstruction” before modern medicine How Antiochus’ forced assimilation cranked the tension into open revolt Greek ideals of “civilization,” bodily “perfection,” and the bizarre moral panic around anatomy The episode’s running theme: religion makes everything weird… but cultures competing over bodies makes it worse 💬 Best Quote from the Episode: “Gyms and peens and gyms and peens.” Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    1h 7m
  3. 2 Maccabees Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists

    FEB 13

    2 Maccabees Chapter 5: Bible Study by Atheists

    Forty-ish days of sky cavalry (yes, literal “cavalry appeared in the midst of the sky” vibes) kicks off 2 Maccabees 5, and it’s immediately giving “ancient mass hallucination” more than “divine revelation.” While Antiochus is off invading Egypt, a rumor of his death sends Jason into “main character” mode—storming the city with not less than a thousand men… and then promptly proving that backstabbing your own people is not, in fact, a winning leadership strategy. Then Antiochus hears Judea might be revolting and responds in the most Bible-adjacent way possible: indiscriminate murder, slavery, and temple looting. The episode doesn’t sugarcoat it—this chapter escalates into brutality fast: young, old, infants, virgins… the text goes out of its way to be horrifying. And just to top it off, the guy strolls into the “most holy temple of all the Earth” like the universe personally signed him a VIP pass. We also get a parade of cartoon-villain deputies—“that lord of pollutions, Apollonius” might be the single greatest accidental diss title in scripture—and a familiar Sabbath trap that ties back to the earlier Maccabees storyline. By the end, Judas Maccabaeus and a small crew dip into the mountains to survive like “wild animals,” because apparently that’s the only way to avoid getting steamrolled by imperial “peacekeeping.” 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: 2 Maccabees 5 opens with sky cavalry—because reality is optional in Bible-adjacent historyJason tries a coup and somehow thinks killing his own citizens is a flexAntiochus hears “revolt” and answers with slaughter, slavery, and zero nuanceThe “most holy temple of all the Earth” line—peak religious main-character syndromeTemple robbery: 1,800 talents later, Antiochus thinks he can “sail on land and walk on sea”Enter the ultimate insult-title: “the lord of pollutions, Apollonius”The Sabbath ambush: “peaceful” arrival, fully armed parade, then massacreJudas Maccabaeus retreats to the mountains to avoid being part of the defilement Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    24 min
  4. Religion Is “Declining”… So Why Does It Feel Like It’s Everywhere?

    FEB 12

    Religion Is “Declining”… So Why Does It Feel Like It’s Everywhere?

    Turns out the importance of religion is allegedly dropping “dramatically across the world”… which is both comforting and deeply annoying when you live in the U.S. Midwest and can’t walk outside without tripping over a church (or a Fox News-powered moral panic). In this episode, we dig into a study/press release from Professor Dr. Detlef Pollock (University of Münster) claiming global secularization is accelerating, even surprising the researchers themselves. But here’s the problem: while religiosity may be declining globally, religion’s political volume is cranked to 11. We unpack how religion gets supercharged when it’s fused with nationalism, politics, and identity, why “competition” and endless spiritual options can actually weaken faith, and how modern life (work, leisure, consumerism… and yes, doomscrolling) leaves people with less patience for churchy control-freak rituals. And because it’s us, we also detour into the real-world ugliness religion and “traditional values” keep feeding... racism, culture-war targeting of LGBTQ+ folks, and the way people thank Jesus for medical miracles while ignoring the actual humans (and science) doing the saving. If you like your religious commentary with evidence, sarcasm, and a side of rage… you’re home. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: Global secularization trends — “religion’s declining” (but the U.S. didn’t get the memo)Christian nationalism and why tying religion to politics keeps it loud—even when it’s shrinking“Personal Jesus” faith: people can’t define what they believe… but they still want to fight you about itWhy modern life (work, family, entertainment) is replacing religious practice—because we be busyReligious coercion backfires: rules and community pressure create “going-through-the-motions” believersFear of the “foreign” and “threatened majority” narratives as a fuel source for religiosityThe weird hypocrisy of thanking God instead of doctors (and what that implies about “God’s plan”)Real-life culture-war fallout: racism in public and the social rot that often rides shotgun with religion 💬 Best Quote from the Episode: “You're going to trip over a church.” Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    1h 3m
  5. 2 Maccabees Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists

    FEB 6

    2 Maccabees Chapter 4: Bible Study by Atheists

    Welcome back to Sacrilegious Discourse, where we read the Bible so you don’t have to. This week 2 Maccabees Chapter 4 delivers the spiritual equivalent of a corrupt city council meeting… with bonus nude wrestling. The story kicks off with Sinister Simon blaming Onias for political chaos, and then immediately devolves into a bribe-fueled merry-go-round where Jason buys the high priesthood, then Menelaus outbids him like it’s an eBay auction for religious power. (Spoiler: everyone sucks.) Things get extra gross when Jason pushes hard into Hellenization, aka “Let’s turn Jerusalem into Greek culture cosplay,” complete with a gymnasium right under the citadel. The hosts dig into why this matters (hint: Greek athletics + Jewish circumcision = weaponized humiliation and cultural erasure), while also spiraling into side-quests about the Oscar Meyer Wienermobile, track & field, and the ancient origins of “the ruling class does crimes, the public pays for it.” Then the chapter tries to pretend it’s not just bookkeeping and bribery… by tossing in murder. Menelaus casually orders Onias killed, and the fallout is basically “Oops, political assassination ...anyway…” until the king finally punishes someone (briefly) while the real parasite slithers back into power. And yes, your hosts are openly bored, openly annoyed, and honestly offended this chapter exists. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: 2 Maccabees 4 turns the high priesthood into a pay-to-win microtransaction. Jason’s Hellenization campaign: “Be Greek or be punished” (but also… be punished anyway). The gymnasium subplot—because nothing says “religious oppression” like nude athletics and forced assimilation. Menelaus: buys power, steals temple gold, orders murder… keeps his job. Sounds familiar. Political chaos that reads like an ancient corruption spreadsheet with murder sprinkled in. The hosts openly admit this chapter is a slog—and roast it accordingly. 💬 Best Quote from the Episode: “After receiving the royal mandates, he returned, bringing nothing worthy of the high priesthood, but having the passion of a cruel tyrant and the rage of a savage animal.” Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    48 min
  6. ICE Shootings in Minnesota

    JAN 28

    ICE Shootings in Minnesota

    Three dead Americans. Three official stories. And a whole lot of “trust us, bro” from the same federal machine that keeps demanding obedience while waving guns around like they’re handing out parking tickets. In this episode, we track the escalating violence tied to immigration enforcement in Minneapolis, starting with Keith Porter Jr. (killed on New Year’s Eve), moving through Renee Nicole Good (shot during a federal operation), and ending with Alex Preddy, a VA ICU nurse who was filming and trying to protect someone when things went from “law enforcement presence” to “what the hell did we just witness?” From the hosts’ secular perspective, the through-line isn’t “oops, tragic misunderstanding,” it’s power, propaganda, and zero accountability, backed by institutions that seem more interested in controlling the narrative than investigating the dead. They tear into the whiplash between video evidence and official claims, the way “self-defense” gets trotted out like a magic spell, and how quickly the rhetoric shifts into demonizing victims and protesters. And because this is Sacrilegious Discourse, it’s not just politics, it’s the moral rot underneath it: the Christian nationalist apathy, the authoritarian fetish for “just comply,” and the absolute refusal to treat human life as anything but collateral. The episode lands on a rallying cry: stay informed, stay loud, stay together… and don’t let the bastards grind you down. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: ICE shootings in Minnesota and why “official narratives” keep falling apart the second video shows upThe pattern: escalation, confusion, force… then PR cleanupFederal vs. local authority—and why Minneapolis leadership telling ICE to get out mattersHow “just comply” turns into a blame-the-dead script on autopilotThe danger of normalizing state violence (and calling it “order”)Why secular ethics don’t need a god to recognize murder, abuse, and impunityCommunity defense: the story where neighbors showing up changes the outcome in real time 💬 Best Quote from the Episode: “And, um, eat the rich. You know, I can't leave without saying, fight the man. Eat the rich.” Wife's video mentions: Heather Cox Richardson: https://youtu.be/qQAhv7j-NLM?si=Hv8jpZrSr21MaXxfhttps://youtu.be/2501T81PR38?si=vbB1PH6YK7MMUN6l Politics Girl https://youtu.be/HzcFi6oFhaI?si=rfifyGW9TrNAYYmy The Atlantic https://youtu.be/5I1XwrYvrfg?si=U_8WLAQ5UgS0V5obhttps://youtu.be/KCFbXjqq0U4?si=J3dgMqCG_0edDQo4https://youtu.be/uZ6xt2lj1KA?si=d19BqTC3i-lLRS_f The Washington Post https://youtu.be/uHpts-mBIp0?si=mylxhXS34Rfjz2Ug Legal Eagle https://youtu.be/7AQbhes-Ntw?si=jHpGCf49PzE8Wd-Ghttps://youtu.be/MGr-yWEu0hc?si=wrKe4bKtnF5X-NqEhttps://youtu.be/nDEAWxG7Bq8?si=mf33nQCu3ijNkOx2 Josh Johnson https://youtu.be/p68TXmnOy60?si=cbChWw2XjHnYhQlfhttps://youtu.be/VukAjVNhJlY?si=x5TNgE1OkXEWLpkI Rebecca Watson (SkepChick) https://youtu.be/dnVo6FkG94U?si=o4NvQ8HTXfi6exYp Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    1h 10m
  7. 2 Maccabees Chapter 3: Bible Study by Atheists

    JAN 27

    2 Maccabees Chapter 3: Bible Study by Atheists

    Jerusalem’s supposedly vibing in “unbroken peace” until one petty bureaucratic snitch decides the temple treasury looks a little too stacked—and runs to the Seleucid power structure like a hall monitor on a sugar high. Enter Heliodorus: the king’s errand boy with a “just asking questions” vibe… who is absolutely there to confiscate money that explicitly belongs to widows and orphans. Because nothing screams righteous governance like shaking down the poor via “legal authority.” Then the story goes full fantasy cutscene: God apparently rolls up like a mythic raid boss, horse, gold-plated armor, and two celestial gym bros who beat Heliodorus into instant regret. The hosts (rightfully) call BS on how this would be the biggest news story in the ancient world… and yet it’s basically a one-off tale tucked into 2 Maccabees 3 like, “trust me bro.” Along the way: the episode detonates into snark about purity culture (virgins = helpless idiots, because of course), performative “think of the children” propaganda, and the ever-present religious hypocrisy that magically becomes “holy” the second money’s involved. And because reality can’t go five minutes without a fascism cameo, the conversation also veers into modern ICE/propaganda bullshittery, the same “protect the children” framing used to justify cruelty while rewriting timelines with a straight face. If you want a snarky atheist Bible podcast that reads the weird parts so you don’t have to, and then connects the dots to the real-world weaponization of religion, this one’s for you. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: 2 Maccabees 3 turns the temple into a bank—and God into security staffA “guardian of the temple” snitches to the empire because money makes people holy-liarsWidows and orphans as narrative shields… while powerful men reach for the cash anywayGod’s most extra entrance yet: horse + gold armor + celestial beatdown squadPurity culture nonsense: “virgins” treated like confused NPCs in a crisisThe hosts roast how this “miracle” somehow didn’t become history’s biggest headlineModern parallel rant: propaganda timelines and “think of the children” as cover for brutality 💬 Best Quote from the Episode: “When you see beautiful people, you should automatically assume it's AI Slop.” Referenced in the episode: Satanic TempleSecond MaccabeesStar TrekIndiana Jones Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    46 min
  8. 2 Maccabees Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists

    JAN 26

    2 Maccabees Chapter 2: Bible Study by Atheists

    Snowpocalypse hit Ohio, the schedule got wobbly, and somehow that still wasn’t the most chaotic thing in this episode. We kick off 2 Maccabees Chapter 2 with a very real moment, our hearts are with Minneapolis, and we’re not pretending “Bible time” happens in a vacuum when the world is actively on fire. The vibe is: we’re here, we’re rattled, and we’re still reading this book because we’re trying to understand why people keep weaponizing it. Then the chapter itself faceplants into peak religious fanfic energy: Jeremiah allegedly hauls the tabernacle and the Ark of the Covenant up the Moses Mountain, stuffs them into a cave, and seals it shut like he’s running a divine storage unit… then gets mad when people try to find it. Add in the classic “don’t be distracted by shiny gold” lecture (lol) and a whole detour about Nehemiah’s library, plus Jason of Cyrene writing five books that someone else is now sweating through to abridge into one. (Half the chapter is basically a whining preface about how hard writing is... buddy, you could’ve just… not.) By the end, we’re left with the only honest takeaway: this chapter is a confusing prologue to an abridged version of something we’re not even reading, featuring a cave no one can find, an ark nobody can touch, and a narrator who literally tells you “don’t make a long prologue” after making a long prologue. Because Bible. 👉 Listen now at sacrilegiousdiscourse.com 👉 Join our godless rebellion on Discord: discord.gg/VBnyTYV6nC 👉 Support the snark on Patreon: patreon.com/sacrilegiousdiscourse 📌 Topics Covered: 2 Maccabees 2 tries to be 1 Maccabees, but with way more God (and way more rambling). Jeremiah allegedly hides the Ark of the Covenant and friends in a sealed cave—then scolds people for looking. “Don’t be led astray by gold and silver”… unless it’s prosperity gospel, then apparently go nuts. The lost-books cinematic universe: Nehemiah’s records, Judas gathering scattered texts, and “send people to bring them.” Jason of Cyrene wrote five books, and the abridger spends forever telling you how exhausting summarizing is. Real-world whiplash: Minneapolis grief + dystopia talk collides with “Jeremiah’s Cave Adventures™.” Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/sacrilegious-discourse-bible-study-for-atheists/donations

    28 min
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Husband and Wife are two non-believers who have always wanted to read the Bible. Why would we subject ourselves to this you might ask? From our perspective it helps us understand where the Christians around us, here in the Midwest, are coming from when they quote the Bible at us. Husband is basically an Atheist and wife leans Agnostic but mostly Atheist and we’re just having some fun at the Bible’s expense while learning more about what our neighbors claim we’re going to hell over.Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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