Drunken Muggle

Kayla Kitchens

Podcast currently under construction. I’ve listened to my painfully awkward first season, taken an unnecessarily long break, and am currently work on the next season. It’s gonna be bigger, badder, and a bit more organized. I’ll also have a co-hostage along for the ride. Season 2 will focus specifically focus on Hermione fanfics and shall be called “Granger Danger.” Stay Tuned!

Episodes

  1. 09/15/2020

    F**k Bella, Get Pajamas

    I think I'm finally getting the hang of this whole "podcast" thing. Also, I got tired of editing toward the end, so enjoy unedited me. This week, Edward stalks Bella at her place of work, and she deserves it because she's putting Rosalie down fro wearing pajamas. I'm serious, I can not make this stuff up. Thank you so much for listening! Share, like, comment, follow, do all that stuff and more to help me get this podcast out there!

  2. 08/31/2020

    "I Wonder Which Cheeks are Heating Up"

    In this episode, we begin the Twilight fanfiction that spawned the 50 Shades franchise, Master of the Universe. For some reason, my cats really wanted to be featured in the episode. This episode would also probably make a great drinking game. Drink every time you hear my cats or I'm interrupted by them, Edward says "Miss Swan", I mess up or mispronounce something, Bella tucks a stray hair back into place, Bella is clumsy or gets embarrassed, I laugh, or you can hear a vehicle driving down my street. This should get you properly smashed.

  3. 08/24/2020

    "The Cho Who Shall Not Be Chang'd"

    This is the final bits of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sweet Ass Ride" by crabmeats on Wattpad. Harry's journey reaches a rightfully anti-climatic end. It's a longer episode than normal, but I was ready to read the end of this fan-fiction. I also procrastinated and recorded, edited, and uploaded this all in the same day. After doing this, I realized it's something I really shouldn't do in the future. Follow the podcast on instagram @thedrunken muggle, on twitter @drunkenmuggle, or email the podcast at thedrunkenmuggle@gmail.com. Thanks for listening!

  4. 08/17/2020

    "Smoking Gillyweed"

    I actually recorded, edited, and uploaded the second episode! I can barely believe it! Follow through has not always been my strong point. The audio seems to be a lot better. Maybe I'm actually getting the hang of this? In this episode, we read parts 3 and 4 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sweet Ass Ride. It's getting weird! Follow the podcast on Instagram @thedrunkenmuggle, on twitter @drunkenmuggle, or email the podcast directly at thedrunkenmuggle@gmail.com.

  5. 08/10/2020

    "Son of a Biscuit"

    Thank you for listening to my first episode! Honestly, I was terrified to put this out there, I don't know what I'm doing yet but I'm doing it! I hope you enjoyed my reading of the first two chapters of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Sweet Ass Ride" by crabmeats on Wattpad. If you find yourself wondering what I was on during the recording of this episode, it was sleep deprivation. Also, I hope the audio isn't terrible. Any constructive feedback is completely welcomed!

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About

Podcast currently under construction. I’ve listened to my painfully awkward first season, taken an unnecessarily long break, and am currently work on the next season. It’s gonna be bigger, badder, and a bit more organized. I’ll also have a co-hostage along for the ride. Season 2 will focus specifically focus on Hermione fanfics and shall be called “Granger Danger.” Stay Tuned!

Information

  • Creator
    Kayla Kitchens
  • Years Active
    2020
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Kayla Kitchens
  • Show Website
    Drunken Muggle