Heat Death of the Universe

Joshua Nomen-Mutatio

Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

  1. 3d ago

    299・Shades Required, Future Bright

    Amuse bouche: Joseph Experience has epiphanies heretofore unknown to humanity. Griftolopopapodopolous feels icky now. Ted Cruz must never be permitted to forget. Brothers Tate Twin Towers. Kimball Musk turns out to be an a*****e, too, but he likes Burning Man, so, you—you know the thing. China: BUT AT WHAT COST?! Profoundly cold and unsympathetic and manipulative coverage from The Press concerning a tragic natural disaster. In China, scientists grace the digital billboards, but on the otherhand, in America, we shoot each other a lot, with guns. And also, what if the Joker was a Chinaboo? Trump probably has Lewy Body Dementia and always fast forwards to the fight scenes in Patch Adams. Fact: Ben Gvir and Michelle Bachman and Randy Fine and Mike Fucklebee all got together and rolled around in their own shit while screaming slurs at limbless children. And then they were rewarded for it with money and status because we live in the greatest nation on Earth, just ask John Kiriakou. Geoengineers are our only hope. And even this is debatable. Finally, David Attenborough leaves us with some timeless wisdom. Recorded on Saturday, September 5th, 2569 B.E. around 11.00AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) The Audacity 2) Don't mix lithium with NSAIDs 3) Look forward to Werner Herzog's Bucking Fastard (recently dedicated to David Lynch)Tim's Recommendation: Soards of Canada | Q&Tr Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout Send us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    299・Shades Required, Future Bright
  2. Aug 30

    298・CombinationPizzaHutFitnessFuneral & Other Tales of Wonder

    To begin is to digress: Where's Kash Patel? Who is MIA? The USAID to hip-hop pipeline. Discussing hating to discuss HasanGate. Private equity's doing prank investment schemes now: grab a slice, break a sweat, lease a coffin. Beware the MAGA deconversion slop con-artistry. The Candace-Bet-Wilson Summit, saved from last week for Tim's return and expertise in Unstable Girlies / Shame-a-Thot studies. BREAKING REDSCARESCROUNGEUP. The reports of Darline "Other Lindsey" Graham's existence have been greatly exaggerated + Josh learns about some kewl South Carolina monarchy laws. DSA wants to outlaw pranks?? Someone's taught an important lesson about questioning the realism of labia-based humor-jokes. The Jeffries-Kushner alliance: same as it ever was. Tariffs refunds for who now? More 51st state woes for Presinald. Alternative theories as to whether or not that one lady pressed a button on her tum tum to make the sleepiest lil president be like Uma Thurman getting the adrenaline shot in that one movie. Preston HAARP is the brother of the Human Printer/Presidential Hospice Throatgiver and he's a real deal Sandinista and the media has been a bunch of assholes to him, The Grayzone being one exception. Reminders given, silverlinings scraped for. Recorded on Saturday, August 29th, 2569 B.E. around 11.00AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) Start prepping 2) The Patient Tim's Recommendation: The AudacityFurther Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    298・CombinationPizzaHutFitnessFuneral & Other Tales of Wonder
  3. Aug 23

    297・A Korean Liberation Day Miracle

    A simple country masturbator (Jason Newland) tags in for Tim and we discuss some recent and historical issues surrounding East Asia, more specifically the Republic of Samsung (South Korea). Celebrate the liberation from Imperial Japan, sure, excellent, but why not extend this to more recent colonizers? Shoutout to small but important Korean anti-imperialist groups like Nodutdol. Before all that, we revisit some old ideas about how to deal with climate catastrophe; encourage the destruction of Flock property (especially on Halloween); Randy Fine looks like Itamar Ben-Gvir ate his own twin made of swollen tumors and sadism, and his little sausage fingers can't help defend themselves from antisemitic mailboxes; heed those cautious optimism warnings about the wave of DSA insurgency; controversial tweet: My DonaldTrumpish friend saw a sign that said FREE PARKING and panicked that it said DONALD TRUMP IS A SYPHILITIC PEDOPHILE WHO BLEW BILL CLINTON. The Donalds are tiiiiiiiired.Recorded on Friday, August 21st, 2569 B.E. around 11.00AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: Tires (Season 3)Jason's Recommendations: 1) My Name 2) Tenmaku no JaadugarFurther Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    297・A Korean Liberation Day Miracle
  4. Aug 16

    296・Beautiful Things Within Terrible Melodies

    Mangionean updates/legal gambits. William Burroughs' "A Thanksgiving Prayer" vs Francesca Hong's unhinged diabtribe against our most sacred national traditions. Operation Chestburster electorialism updates. A Bill MarHAR blast from the past, informs the present. Cuba remains in dire straights. BreakThrough News tells Congress to f**k itself, legally speaking. Trump will never apologize for gas prices or anything else, ever. A few "creative and outside the box" ways to "punish Iran": Bill O'Reilly's jostled corpse, go! The dumbfuck pickle jar guy and Dave Rubin kinda weigh in as well. Sound of Freedom-style NGO gets $244 million to "rep[resent] kids." USS Lincoln is totally fine, everybody, in fact one Don Trump said it hadn't been at sea long at all: "No, no, no, not nearly enough." Another utterly fake assassination attempt on Presinald Trunt and I've actually lost count now on how many have been made a big public deal of only to be forgotten in the same daily news cycle. Plus, some digressions about performance art and prostate health and the mysteries of human body. And whatever you do, don't bogart DeBussy. Recorded on Saturday, August 15th, 2569 B.E. around 11.00AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) The Uninhabitable Earth ("I guess I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things") 2) Why Israel has no right to exist, with Craig Mokhiber Tim's Recommendations: 1) I Hate Bill Maher (podcast) 2) LegendsHandholding Recommendation: Hamlet 2Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    296・Beautiful Things Within Terrible Melodies
  5. Aug 10

    295・The Highly Recognizable Larval Stage of the Xenomorph XX121 Party's Candidate Has Our Cautiously Optimistic Endorsement!

    The coldest open. Congrats to Senate hopeful [DOLLAR]y [DOLLAR]ens. New electoralist strategy: Vote for the Let's Devour The Host Party in '26! And tell Hasan Parkour et al to stop doing Kshama Sawant erasure. Download the new Trump Insider Trading app for a cool 100k/month. Lindsey Graham and Laura Loomer went to Ukraine, only one has returned. Interceptors, Interrupted. Donald "Jonathan Candy" Trump is secretly writing the great dissertation on the metaphysical structure and ontological status of Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrance — not all the bad stuff people are saying. Out of the fire and into the other fire: RFKJr's corpse puppeteer team goes on strike, leaving the man looking almost as if totally incapable of sane lines of thinking. Remember: there are good reasons to hate Doc Fauci and they're from the left. Pentagon's plum outta ideas. It's (probably no longer) Miller Time! One reptilian facet of Itamar Ben-Gvir's agenda of pure evil has ever so slightly been mildly hampered by the Israeli House of Genocidaires. Recorded on Saturday, August 8th, 2569 B.E. around 11.00AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) Genre of Earnest Reaction Videos to New-to-Thee Music, e.g. Lost in Vegas, The Charismatic Voice, Key of Geebz, and the hundreds of others that sometimes help break open the cold deadened state of the heart 2) the new Spiderman movie was good despite being Flock propaganda.Tim's Recommendations: 1) House of the Dragon 2) Tim guesting on ThROH The Years (Episode 165 - Chaos at the Cow Palace)Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    295・The Highly Recognizable Larval Stage of the Xenomorph XX121 Party's Candidate Has Our Cautiously Optimistic Endorsement!
  6. Aug 8

    294・This is Known as the Intensely Pleasurable Frenular Delta Blues Scale

    Unsolved Penile Mysteries. Michael Knowles' informed decision to remove his prostate while in utero. DSA = USA? Palmer Lucky has a dumb name and just wait til you hear his thoughts! Tim survived a massive chemical fire in the bowels of Los Angeles. Mike "Penis" Johnson does his best theatre-queer performance pretending to be aghast at the DSA platform. Serial killer/"Head of Homeland Security," Markwayne "Nick" Mullen and nepo-baby made 98% of jerkied sun scorched spam slabs arranged to look "Kennedy-like," RFKJr, begin to establish their Temu-WhiteTrash version of the Perdue-Sackler Opioid Empire of Pain. Danny McBride really really really needs to write/direct the next season of The United States of America. Meegynkeerlly seeks an heir to devour, gets mass attention for racist gibberish video. American prosperity rises and falls with the availability of Endless Shrimp. Plus, 250 Grotesqueries and Just Getting Started! P.S. Bum-maxxing: who possibly f*****g cares? Recorded on Friday, June 26th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) Reduce all cause mortality by 50% via body modification 2) The Dictionary of Obscure SorrowsTim's Recommendation: 1) The Three-Body Problem (double-repeato style) 2) FellatioFurther Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    294・This is Known as the Intensely Pleasurable Frenular Delta Blues Scale
  7. Jul 3

    293・Lickspittles of the World Unite / Packed Our Suitcase and Threw It Away

    Fold in on yourself now and pull up a chair and lend an ear. Pete "Flop/Meth Sweat in a Humanoid Outline" Thiel's secret society revealed, sky remains blue, and water—wet. UFC and FIFA done right, done American, done with handmade grift and graft. Memorandums of "Understanding"? Tentative congrats to Iran. Goddamn all the usual suspects in politics/medialand doing everything they can to keep hellfires stoked when it comes to imperial terror. Fifth "assassination attempt" on the Presinald—Kash Patel probably did this and #3 and #4, too. And then Donald J. Trump Esquire does G6-7 and wows all the dignitaries with witticisms and aneurysms. "Missiles only hurt a little location."  —Presinald Trunt Recorded on Friday, June 19th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: The AI Doc: Or How I Became an ApocaloptimistTim's Recommendation: Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    293・Lickspittles of the World Unite / Packed Our Suitcase and Threw It Away
  8. Jun 3

    292・All the Televisual Information Commercials We Met Along the Way

    We discuss a very obscure FoxNation docuseries about infomercials, mostly put together for tax evasion and proof of life for those actively kidnapping Dennis Miller. Before all that, however: Medea Benjamin and Hasan Parkour to be pilloried on the Trump Birthday Spectacular live stream. Starbucks Korea commemorates the Gwangju Massacre by cheering on the fascist US proxy forces who murdered people in the streets for demanding a little taste of democratic electorialism. Kimchi can help remove microplastics from our bodies. The Iranian hacker collective, Handala, continues to do resistence via digitized landscape. Trump is 99% in Israel and will be the next Prime Minister there. Mike Fucklebee fuckles. Colonizing the already colonized land of the Philippines. The White House will host the next 9/11 event on its lawn.  Recorded on Friday, May 29th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: BackroomsTim's Recommendation: Good moderationFurther Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    292・All the Televisual Information Commercials We Met Along the Way
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Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

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