Heat Death of the Universe

Heat Death of the Universe
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Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

  1. 23h ago

    296・Beautiful Things Within Terrible Melodies

    Mangionean updates/legal gambits. William Burroughs' "A Thanksgiving Prayer" vs Francesca Hong's unhinged diabtribe against our most sacred national traditions. Operation Chestburster electorialism updates. A Bill MarHAR blast from the past, informs the present. Cuba remains in dire straights. BreakThrough News tells Congress to f**k itself, legally speaking. Trump will never apologize for gas prices or anything else, ever. A few "creative and outside the box" ways to "punish Iran": Bill O'Reilly's jostled corpse, go! The dumbfuck pickle jar guy and Dave Rubin kinda weigh in as well. Sound of Freedom-style NGO gets $244 million to "rep[resent] kids." USS Lincoln is totally fine, everybody, in fact one Don Trump said it hadn't been at sea long at all: "No, no, no, not nearly enough." Another utterly fake assassination attempt on Presinald Trunt and I've actually lost count now on how many have been made a big public deal of only to be forgotten in the same daily news cycle. Plus, some digressions about performance art and prostate health and the mysteries of human body. And whatever you do, don't bogart DeBussy. Recorded on Saturday, August 15th, 2569 B.E. around 11.00AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) The Uninhabitable Earth ("I guess I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things") 2) Why Israel has no right to exist, with Craig Mokhiber Tim's Recommendations: 1) I Hate Bill Maher (podcast) 2) LegendsHandholding Recommendation: Hamlet 2Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    296・Beautiful Things Within Terrible Melodies

  2. 6d ago

    295・The Highly Recognizable Larval Stage of the Xenomorph XX121 Party's Candidate Has Our Cautiously Optimistic Endorsement!

    The coldest open. Congrats to Senate hopeful [DOLLAR]y [DOLLAR]ens. New electoralist strategy: Vote for the Let's Devour The Host Party in '26! And tell Hasan Parkour et al to stop doing Kshama Sawant erasure. Download the new Trump Insider Trading app for a cool 100k/month. Lindsey Graham and Laura Loomer went to Ukraine, only one has returned. Interceptors, Interrupted. Donald "Jonathan Candy" Trump is secretly writing the great dissertation on the metaphysical structure and ontological status of Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche's Eternal Recurrance — not all the bad stuff people are saying. Out of the fire and into the other fire: RFKJr's corpse puppeteer team goes on strike, leaving the man looking almost as if totally incapable of sane lines of thinking. Remember: there are good reasons to hate Doc Fauci and they're from the left. Pentagon's plum outta ideas. It's (probably no longer) Miller Time! One reptilian facet of Itamar Ben-Gvir's agenda of pure evil has ever so slightly been mildly hampered by the Israeli House of Genocidaires. Recorded on Saturday, August 8th, 2569 B.E. around 11.00AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) Genre of Earnest Reaction Videos to New-to-Thee Music, e.g. Lost in Vegas, The Charismatic Voice, Key of Geebz, and the hundreds of others that sometimes help break open the cold deadened state of the heart 2) the new Spiderman movie was good despite being Flock propaganda.Tim's Recommendations: 1) House of the Dragon 2) Tim guesting on ThROH The Years (Episode 165 - Chaos at the Cow Palace)Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    295・The Highly Recognizable Larval Stage of the Xenomorph XX121 Party's Candidate Has Our Cautiously Optimistic Endorsement!

  3. Aug 8

    294・This is Known as the Intensely Pleasurable Frenular Delta Blues Scale

    Unsolved Penile Mysteries. Michael Knowles' informed decision to remove his prostate while in utero. DSA = USA? Palmer Lucky has a dumb name and just wait til you hear his thoughts! Tim survived a massive chemical fire in the bowels of Los Angeles. Mike "Penis" Johnson does his best theatre-queer performance pretending to be aghast at the DSA platform. Serial killer/"Head of Homeland Security," Markwayne "Nick" Mullen and nepo-baby made 98% of jerkied sun scorched spam slabs arranged to look "Kennedy-like," RFKJr, begin to establish their Temu-WhiteTrash version of the Perdue-Sackler Opioid Empire of Pain. Danny McBride really really really needs to write/direct the next season of The United States of America. Meegynkeerlly seeks an heir to devour, gets mass attention for racist gibberish video. American prosperity rises and falls with the availability of Endless Shrimp. Plus, 250 Grotesqueries and Just Getting Started! P.S. Bum-maxxing: who possibly f*****g cares? Recorded on Friday, June 26th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendations: 1) Reduce all cause mortality by 50% via body modification 2) The Dictionary of Obscure SorrowsTim's Recommendation: 1) The Three-Body Problem (double-repeato style) 2) FellatioFurther Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    294・This is Known as the Intensely Pleasurable Frenular Delta Blues Scale

  4. Jul 3

    293・Lickspittles of the World Unite / Packed Our Suitcase and Threw It Away

    Fold in on yourself now and pull up a chair and lend an ear. Pete "Flop/Meth Sweat in a Humanoid Outline" Thiel's secret society revealed, sky remains blue, and water—wet. UFC and FIFA done right, done American, done with handmade grift and graft. Memorandums of "Understanding"? Tentative congrats to Iran. Goddamn all the usual suspects in politics/medialand doing everything they can to keep hellfires stoked when it comes to imperial terror. Fifth "assassination attempt" on the Presinald—Kash Patel probably did this and #3 and #4, too. And then Donald J. Trump Esquire does G6-7 and wows all the dignitaries with witticisms and aneurysms. "Missiles only hurt a little location."  —Presinald Trunt Recorded on Friday, June 19th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: The AI Doc: Or How I Became an ApocaloptimistTim's Recommendation: Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    293・Lickspittles of the World Unite / Packed Our Suitcase and Threw It Away

  5. Jun 3

    292・All the Televisual Information Commercials We Met Along the Way

    We discuss a very obscure FoxNation docuseries about infomercials, mostly put together for tax evasion and proof of life for those actively kidnapping Dennis Miller. Before all that, however: Medea Benjamin and Hasan Parkour to be pilloried on the Trump Birthday Spectacular live stream. Starbucks Korea commemorates the Gwangju Massacre by cheering on the fascist US proxy forces who murdered people in the streets for demanding a little taste of democratic electorialism. Kimchi can help remove microplastics from our bodies. The Iranian hacker collective, Handala, continues to do resistence via digitized landscape. Trump is 99% in Israel and will be the next Prime Minister there. Mike Fucklebee fuckles. Colonizing the already colonized land of the Philippines. The White House will host the next 9/11 event on its lawn.  Recorded on Friday, May 29th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: BackroomsTim's Recommendation: Good moderationFurther Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    292・All the Televisual Information Commercials We Met Along the Way

  6. May 26

    291・Pissed Currency

    Retrieved from the newsvalanche: Fiveish4Kars4Kids4EretzIsrael. Drinking coffee makes genocide impossible. ElooMa's ex-receptical has something to add to the Discourse Manufacturing Machine. Trump continues to look inward, deeply self-reflecting with image generating chatbots as his spiritual copilot. Michael Bay will bring Operation Epic Fury to the silver screen. More absurdly heighten levels of desperation and debasement RE the Trump admin's too little/too late attempt to undo all the self-destructive shit the US has only recently done to China, Iran et al. DNC autotopsy: Kamala should've undergone cosmetic surgery to look exactly like Trump in order to win in 2024. Quiet-Out-Loud corruption all over, slush funds, forever chemicals, vape industry hijinks, ebola outbreak, and finally, Fetterman (Can't Find A) and Jim Cramer both don't even have the words right now. Recorded on Friday, May 22nd, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: Forests, generally speaking, and a few specifics, specifically speaking: Sedge Meadow, Moraine Hills, Van Patten Woods, and McDonald Woods for starters.Tim's Recommendation: Half ManFurther Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    291・Pissed Currency

  7. May 21

    290・Sprinting Through Metal Detectors and Forgetting It All Just as Quickly

    After a week off and a delayed upload, we're back and accidentally illustrating how insanely fast the news cycle operates. We discuss our IRL meet up in LA and then... May Day: Thanks for doing anything at all. / The real criminals taste justice, while the grotesque and sclerotic captains of perversion and speculative finance roam free, forever unimpeded. / China: No AI jobs will outright replace human jobs, BUT AT WHAT COST?!? / Hantavirus: Surely nothing will go wrong this time. / Alex Jones/InfoWars/Knowledge Fight: Co-host Jordan Holmes's podcast-ending rant about the whole thing. / [Forrest Gump voice] The President "nearly" got assassinated...again. Who care? False flag? Meh. / Trump: female woman respecter calls Epstein victims, "victims or whatever" + self-awarding meme-made-flesh + "we're like pirates" + AI posts + 'Project Freedom' begun/abandoned in short succession. / Every militarized sea mammal accusation is a militarized sea mammal confession. / Itamar Ben-Gvir: noose-themed birthday cake and his smug fascist taunts hurled at Gaza Freedom Flotilla activists. / Korean napping competition. / The resilience of the human heart. Recorded on Friday, May 8th, 2569 B.E. around 9.00PM Central Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: CNN Decades RetrospectiveTim's Recommendation: Euphoria (Season 3)Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    290・Sprinting Through Metal Detectors and Forgetting It All Just as Quickly

  8. Apr 25

    289・In This House We Believe in the Immortal Science

    A time constraint caused us to digress against the clock as hard we we could, and we were joined by Cinema/Canada Correspondent, Cole ["COLES I Need COLES!"] to discuss the 2009 film that time never even remembered to forget: The Trotsky. A tonally confused movie about a high school kid who thinks he's the reincarnation of Leon Trotsky. Leading up to that, we circle around the drain of some Newz items: Trump's insanity; Biden being just as bad, really; geopolitical darkness implacable; Alex Jones losing his shit (in at least two senses); scamming the most ardent and loyal of MAGA jihadi C.H.U.D.s with sexual/political AI; Hollywood's future AI-sloppification; and digressions abound, may a thousand tangents bloom! Recorded on Saturday, April 25th, 2569 B.E. around 11.00 AM Korea Standard Time.  Commiserate on Discord: discord.gg/aDf4Yv9PrY Never Forget: standwithdanielhale.org Genral Recommendations Josh's Recommendation: Fight Club is a good movie actually and I’m annoyed by the soy revisionism and hand-wringing about problematic FANS, etcNOTE: Immovable time constraints limited the recommendations section of the episode. Apologies!Further Reading, Viewing, Listening Show notes + Full list of links, sources, etcEternal thanks to Rm Brown ("King of the Soundboard")More From Timothy Robert Buechner Podcast: Q&T ARE / violentpeople.co Tweets: @ROHDUTCHLocationless Locations heatdeathpod.comEvery show-related link is corralled and available here.Twitter: @heatdeathpodPlease send all Letters of Derision, Indifference, Inquiry, Mild Elation, et cetera to: heatdeathoftheuniversepodcast@gmail.comSend us Fan Mail Support the show Support: patreon / buzzsprout

    289・In This House We Believe in the Immortal Science
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Heat Death of the Universe is a tragicomic End-Times-inspired podcast about a wide range of subjects falling under the enormous Janus-faced purview of cultural and political commentary.

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  • Creator
    Heat Death of the Universe
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    324
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Heat Death of the Universe
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