INSANITEA

The Insanitea Podcast
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Here’s the tea that your average-at-best Mainstream Media isn’t talking about. Information you definitely didn’t ask for, but probably need to know. Christie and Hallie are out to make “conspiracies” sexy again, baby. They are joining forces to break down the stigma of a “CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiSt” one episode at a time. Because at the end of the day, Karen, it really is just a theory. Grab your teacups, your beverage of choice, allow for an open mind, and remember: The Following Matters.

  1. 02/16/2021

    The Govt Lies: Part 24 & a PSA...Cannibalism is NOT a Kink (Probz a 21+ Episode)

    Episode 24 people, she's a doozy. Christie is about to absolutely ruin national parks for you, for life. Yellowstone? Don't know her. Grand Canyon? Never heard of her. Don't say we didn't warn you. Hallie has to explain...We don't even know why this has to be explained... CANNIBALISM I'SNT HOT: WE ARE LOOKING AT YOU, ARMIE HAMMER!!!!!!!!!! Guy's got some real demons. Hallie dives into this absolutely bizarre story that goes from BDSM fantasy to murder mystery REAL QUIKKKK. Seatbelts on for this adult episode ok...and remember, the following matters.

    52 min

  2. 02/02/2021

    AI & Gen Z May be the Downturn of Society as we Know It

    THEY SAID WHAT THEY SAID! Episode 23 hot off the press. The gals are back and there is no shortage of expected tomfoolery whilst giving a 2021 recap of events thus far. It is absolutely imperative that we discuss just HOW advance artificial intelligence has gotten while we have been distracted by nominal things as a society. We are basically living the start of I am Legend. (Hallie references iRobot, and YES that is a Roomba product not the movie, but you get the gist). Gen Z is continuing to start beef with its elder generations and Elon Musk aka Science Daddy will inevitably save us from our own destruction. Let's begin....and always remember, the following matters

    41 min

  3. 01/13/2021

    Dyatlov's Pass Mystery (Mother Russia) & US Govt Hidin' National Treasure in Mt. Rushmore

    Happy tea Tuesday everybody! The gals are alive and well with episode 22. Hallie takes us on a trip back to Russia for a cold case turned conspiracy that is STILL NOT SOLVED. Aliens? Cannibals? Witchcraft? All the above...? Christie then jets back to the good ol USA for a classic Mt. Rushmore conspiracy. What are they really hiding ?! Are they hiding anything at all??? Is it actually Nicholas Cage's Home? Maybe. Find out now. THE FOLLOWING MATTERS!

    43 min

  4. 01/05/2021

    THE INSANITEA PODCAST TURNS 21: Listen @ Ur Own Risk

    Self-explanatory. The girls were in the spirit. Grab a beverage, strap in, the following matters baby.

    47 min

  5. 12/22/2020

    We Are In The Matrix & Canada's Got Some Skeletons In The Closet, Eh???

    Welcome to Episode 19. "It's all a game. It's a thought experiment. We are in the Matrix." YOOOOOO these are the eeriest last words that anyone could possibly utter before they are never to be seen again, LET ALONE FROM A MEGA SMART TECH CEO. Hallie is dishing on an absolutely chilling story about another brilliant mind taken far too soon from our matrix. There are also connections to sexy Russian spies that are low key sleeping with American business men for political gain?! SHOCKER. Ask us how shocked we are...truly. (FBI agent plz don't shadow ban this podcast TYSM). Christie unearths a secret that Canada probably wishes never came to light. We all know and love Canada, Oh Canada, to be this wholesome, polite, non-problematic country that it generally is, UNTIL TODAY. Sorry to our Canadian fam, it's about time that America isn't the only one who makes poor decisions on behalf of citizens. One word: GAYDAR. This is not a JOKE!!!! LMAO!!! Strap in, grab the beverage of choice, a bag of takis, and remember...the following matters.

    51 min

  6. 12/15/2020

    Finland IS The Real Russian Lie (Our Experts Confirm) & Don't F*ck With Big Pharma

    You heard it here first folks, or maybe not first at all. Jury is out on whether Finland is TRULY is a country or not. Is it just Russia pullin a fast one over the entire country??? (likely) Or is Finland really just water and not even a piece of land at all??? What does any of this have to do with the tech company Nokia???? Christie explains all this in great expert data detail. EVERYTHING YOU BELIEVED ABOUT THE COUNTRY OF FINLAND HAS BEEN A LIE!!! OR HAS IT... Hallie brings a dark cloud over the podcast by explaining the very real life implications that going against Big Pharma can have on human life. BIG PHARMA OR CARTEL, YOU TELL US?! JK to our FBI agents reading this episode description.... we JK ok... We've got a little anti-vax, a little scare tactics, a little Finland-is-fake, a little fun for the whole family. AND OF COURSE, the tiktok news. Grab a teacup, take some notes, and remember...the following matters.

    48 min

  7. 12/08/2020

    COMEBACK QUEENS FT. The Skull & Bones Society

    GUESS WHO'S BACK BACK BACK, BACK AGAIN BABY. Your two favorite not always PC Insanitea hosts, Christie and Hallie. The gals took a week off for Thanksgiving purposes and engagement purposes, and they hope that this is understandable. But they are back on the trail with an absolutely unforeseen turn of events that has led to the very first episode blunder: THE GIRLS FINALLY CHOSE THE SAME TOPIC! Fair warning... RIP to headphone listeners at certain points in this episode(10:55). Also, during TikTok news, we mention something about Georgia or Pennsylvania, IT’S GEORGIA OK WE KNOW. Tomato, tomato. TYSM. ANYWHO. It's taken 17 episodes to pass by before inevitably choosing the same conspiracy topic, and they are here for it. A comeback vibe, if you will. Christie and Hallie are bringing you the facts about the little known secret society called SKULL & BONES! Yale's best kept secret, breeding only the finest and sketchiest of political leaders and big-dick businessmen. Can you say "New World Order" ??? You decide and join the girls for the 17th Insanitea episode. Grab your tea cups, and remember...The Following Matters.

    47 min

  8. 11/24/2020

    Mars Secret Civilization, a New #DADDY, & Barron Trump is a TIMETRAVELER

    Episode 16 ladies and boys. Christie will be bringing you the facts about waterways on Mars and the theories as to WHY those are there, and the NEW DADDY who was convinced that there was a civilization there, doing their damnest to stay alive *emotional* LOL. The Book of Daddy's is growing every day :') Hallie is taking you on a wild journey that basically confirms that THE Barron Trump is in fact a time traveler. You need to hear this. AND OF COURSE we have the TikTok news, it wouldn't be an Insanitea episode without it. HAVE A SAFE, HAPPY, FULL THANKSGIVING AND REMEMBER...the following matters.

    42 min
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Here’s the tea that your average-at-best Mainstream Media isn’t talking about. Information you definitely didn’t ask for, but probably need to know. Christie and Hallie are out to make “conspiracies” sexy again, baby. They are joining forces to break down the stigma of a “CoNsPiRaCy ThEoRiSt” one episode at a time. Because at the end of the day, Karen, it really is just a theory. Grab your teacups, your beverage of choice, allow for an open mind, and remember: The Following Matters.

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  • Creator
    The Insanitea Podcast
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2021
  • Episodes
    23
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Copyright 2020 All rights reserved.
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    INSANITEA