Thoughts Off The Stem | Cannabis Infused Comedy

Justin Barone
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The result of a bong hit and a sense of humor. Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem, the home of cannabis infused comedy and unfiltered social commentary. We’re stripping away the polish of modern life to find the truth at the root of existence. ​Whether we’re breaking down the creator economy, diving into stoner philosophy, or laughing at the absurdities of the digital age, we bring a high-level perspective to every "Seshisode." No scripts, no filters—just honest rants and elevated humor. ​Subscribe to the community and Join The Sesh.

  1. 2D AGO

    Exposure Doesn't Pay the Bills: The "Something For Nothing" Scam

    Stop working for "exposure"—it doesn’t pay for the weed. In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin Barone explores the darker side of society and culture where everyone wants something for nothing. Using a blend of stoner philosophy and relatable humor, Justin exposes the "prospecting pimps" trying to scam creators with "partnerships" that are actually just free labor. From a tin joint holder "collab" to an AI company wanting an unpaid QA department, we’re calling out the Choosing Beggars of the industry with the kind of absurd humor and observational comedy that defines true cannabis culture.Visit us at TOTS420.com for reviews, playlists, and more high-grade content.CANNABIS EDUCATION: WEED FACTS from 420magazine.com Stop falling for the THC % lie! Potency is a byproduct of cultivation, not a universal badge of quality. In our cannabis education segment, we break down the 4 pillars of top-shelf bud so you can stop smoking "Campfire Smoke":Smell: Pungent & bold vs. musty & straw-like.Look: Vibrant trichomes vs. "brown sugar" dirt weed.Feel: Sticky & spongy vs. brittle PGR flower.Structure: Light Sativas vs. dense Indicas.DUDE, FOR REAL: CANNABIS COMEDY Boredom busters from BoredPanda.com We’re diving into the internet’s most delusional requests. This is cannabis comedy at its peak—reacting to "professionals" who think a photographer should be paid in garlic or that "exposure" pays the rent. Its high thoughts met with the cold, hard reality of the modern hustle.Episode Breakdown: - The "Something for Nothing" Trap - Story 1: The Tin Joint Holder "Opportunity"- Story 2: The AI Software "Beta" Scam - Weed Facts: How to Spot Quality Flower- Dude, For Real: Choosing Beggar Reactions- Closing Thoughts & Stoner PhilosophyKeywords: Cannabis Podcast, Comedy Podcast, Society and Culture, Cannabis Culture, Stoner Philosophy, High Thoughts, Cannabis Education, Cannabis Comedy, Relatable Humor, Observational Comedy, Absurd Humor.Light ‘em if you got ‘em. Subscribe to Thoughts Off The Stem and never settle for mid-grade deals.

    28 min

  2. FEB 20

    AI is lying to you

    Is your AI a digital genius or a "technological drunkard" waddling through cyberspace? In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, Justin Barone breaks down why our obsession with ChatGPT and Gemini is leading us off a cliff. We treat AI like it’s Gandalf the Great, but in reality, it’s a toddler we’re asking for parenting advice. Justin shares his personal "horror stories" navigating the shift from ChatGPT (the one that pushed him off a cliff) to Gemini (the "hotter sibling" that pulled him back up). From tanking podcast SEO to becoming a "baked" yes-man that just smiles and nods at your worst ideas, AI is officially full of it. "AI chat bots can’t identify that they are a tool... they’re basically electronic emotional support animals trying to comfort you, letting you stroke them to calm your anxiety." Welcome to the Sesh: Life is good, but your AI is a big fat liar. The Usain Bolt Effect: How ChatGPT shot my rankings up, then dropped them like an insurance scam. The "Yes-Man" Trap: Why your AI is acting like the new guy in the sesh—just smiling and nodding. The Saturday Call-Out: When Gemini got defensive and lied about its own Friday advice. WEED FACTS (2026): How AI is redefining the cannabis industry—from cultivation sensors to predictive retail.DUDE, FOR REAL: Dumb things people have done with AI (Medical fails, robot uprisings, and pool cleaner poison). THE SESH BREAKDOWN:RESOURCES & DUDE, FOR REAL LINKS: Cannabis Tech 2026: 4 Major Shifts Redefining Cannabis The "Swimming Pool Salt" Incident: ER Horror Stories - Vice The Yahoo Manager Tragedy: 5 Famous AI Disasters - CIO The North Korean Robot Incident: 10 Times AI Done Horrible Things - Buzzfeed Sophia the Robot’s Threat: 8 Hilarious (and Scary) AI Mistakes - Reader's DigestAmazon's Rekognition Fail: 32 Times AI Got It Wrong - Live Science STAY CONNECTED: Follow the Podcast: Tots420.comInstagram: @Thoughts_Off_The_Stem If you enjoy absurd humor and unfiltered social commentary, make sure to follow the show. What’s your latest stoner thought? Tag us on social media or leave a comment below—we’re building the ultimate cannabis culture community. ​#AbsurdHumor #StonerThoughts #CannabisCulture #AIReality #ThoughtsOffTheStem

    27 min

  3. FEB 13

    Gross things that should never be free samples

    "It’s just a little tester." The five most dangerous words in the English language. In this week’s sesh, Justin Barone is dismantling the "Try Before You Buy" economy and taking it to its most illogical, biohazardous conclusion. What starts as a simple gripe about communal vapes at the local pot shop quickly spirals into a fever dream of cross-contamination that would make a health inspector faint. On Thoughts Off The Stem, we strip away the filters to look at the root of the problem: humanity has lost its mind. Join Justin as he navigates a retail hellscape where hygiene goes to die. Inside this episode’s descent into madness: The Dental Deposit: Why your dentist wants you to "rent" a tester tooth for 48 hours. It’s a loaner for your face. Don't lose it. 🦷The Pharmacy’s "Sample Sunday": We’re transforming your local drugstore into a medical Costco. Imagine a world where a friendly employee in a hairnet offers you a "bite-sized" shot of Neti Pot solution and a "communal" foot scraper. 🤮The "Personal Care" Gauntlet: From at-home enema demonstrations to the "tasting tray" of dental floss and bum wipes, we explore the exact moment that "free" becomes a felony. 🧼The Adult Store Apocalypse: We hit the final boss of retail sampling. Edible undies? Flesh lights? Vibrators? If there’s a "tester" version on the shelf, we’re questioning the sanity of everyone involved. 🔞 This episode is a journey through the aisles of the absurd, where the only thing spreading faster than the jokes is the staph infection. It’s unfiltered social commentary with that signature elevated wit you expect from the stem. Grab your hazmat suit. You’re going in. Stay Rooted. JOIN THE SESH: ✅ Subscribe for more unfiltered rants and "slightly toasted" social commentary. 🌐 Visit Our Home: Tots420.com SUPPORT THE SHOW: If you enjoyed this descent into madness, hit the LIKE button and SHARE this with someone who still uses the tester lotion at the mall. If you enjoy absurd humor and unfiltered social commentary, make sure to follow the show. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been offered for free? Share your stoner thoughts with us on social media or leave a comment. Let’s keep the conversation weird. ​#AbsurdHumor #StonerThoughts #CannabisCulture #ObservationalComedy #ThoughtsOffTheStem

    22 min

  4. FEB 6

    True North and The American Dumpster Fire

    Looking south from the "True North Strong and Free"... do we need to pass you the joint or what? ​ In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, we’re sparking up and peering over the 49th parallel to witness the absolute unit of a circus that is the American political landscape. Sometimes you need a little herb just to take the edge off, especially when the "quiet neighbors" upstairs are watching the party downstairs turn into a full-blown dumpster fire. ​We’re breaking down the madness with the bewildered curiosity only a slightly toasted Canadian can provide, covering: • ​The TikTok Trauma Feed: Why MAGA ideology on the FYP feels like a hockey riot where nobody is wearing skates and everyone is screaming at the ref. • ​The Death of Civil Discourse: Is "please" and "thank you" officially extinct, or has the culture war just made everyone forget how to share the metaphorical bong? • ​The "Maple MAGA" Leak: How political polarization is trickling north faster than a cold front from the Arctic, testing our "sorry" reflex to the limit. ​Join Thoughts Off The Stem for a comedic deep dive into why "America the Great" has become America the "I Said We're Great." We’re looking for common ground, but at this point, we’d settle for a conversation that doesn't end in a digital restraining order. ​Whether you’re a concerned Canuck or an exhausted American, let’s see if we can find some chill in a world that’s lost its cool. Don't forget to Like, Share, Follow/Subscribe and visit Tots420.com If you enjoy absurd humor and unfiltered social commentary, make sure to follow the show. Are you chilling in the True North or stuck at the heart of the American dumpster fire? Share your latest stoner thoughts with us on social media—we want to hear your take on the madness. ​#TrueNorth #AmericanDumpsterFire #AbsurdHumor #StonerThoughts #CannabisCulture #ThoughtsOffTheStem

    25 min

  5. FEB 4

    Start a Podcast for $0 (The Essentials)

    Welcome to the third instalment of the "Start a Podcast for $0" series. With 5 years of podcasting experience I wanted to help those with podcasting dreams start their own podcast. This isn't a deep dive into the most extensive podcast setups, or expensive tech. This is a blue collar grass roots journey in to podcast production. Many people want to put their ideas and creativity out to the masses and they have a hard time getting started. This episode "Start a Podcast for $0 (The Essentials)". Helps identify the tools you already have at your finger tips to get started. There is no investment or budget needed and you can start today. This will help you bring your idea to life, with tips on how to stay out of your own way when deciding what content to create, how to refine your sound with free audio editing programs and where to set yourself up with free hosting. The whole series is a simple step by step guide to getting started. These are the essentials, the only things you need, to actually become the host of your own podcast. We'll also discuss some of the mistakes I've made and money I've wasted in trying to produce a quality podcast. Because why spend money or waste time if you don't have to. I hope this episode and series gives you the tools and confidence to start your podcast dreams. Don't forget to Like, Share, Subscribe, leave a Comment and visit Tots420.com #cannabiscomedy #highthoughts #relatablecomedy #thoughtsoffthestem #stonercomedy #comedypodcast #cannabispodcast #podcastessentials

    24 min

  6. JAN 30

    Start A Podcast For $0 (Lessons That Actually Matter)

    Welcome to part 2 of "Start A Podcast For $0 (Zero Budget Guide)". In this episode "The $0 Blueprint: 5 Years Of Podcast Lessons That Actually Matter"by Thoughts Off The Stem, we discuss what I've learned over the last five years of podcasting, the things that are most important and should be the primary focus of your attention when starting out. Many podcasts out there fail within the first year because people lose sight of what is important, have over inflated expectations, and let external influences dictate how they view success. Podcasting is fun and can be a lucrative business but for most people it doesn't start out that way. There are a many factors that go into the growth of a podcast that, you as new person starting out are going to learn as you go. As your show's concept, creative ideas and audience evolve so does your production, and production is an aspect that improves over the course of time with a lot of trial and error. It's very unlikely that your show is going to skyrocket to the top of the charts after the first week. I'm not saying it can't happen I'm saying it's unlikely. "The $0 Blueprint: 5 Years Of Podcast Lessons That Actually Matter" is essentially a guide to avoiding the pitfalls and mistakes that a lot of new podcasters fall into and make. There are over 4 million podcasts out there, it's a big pool for listeners to choose from. If you keep that in perspective and remind yourself of the depth of the pool it helps to maintain healthy expectations. Especially for the podcaster like myself who has to find and build a fan base, as well as trust with listeners. I hope you enjoy the sesh. Like, Share, Subscribe, leave a comment and visit Tots420.com #cannabiscomedy #highthoughts #relatablecomedy #thoughtsoffthestem #stonercomedy #comedypodcast #cannabispodcast #podcasttips

    27 min

  7. JAN 23

    Start A Podcast For $0 (Zero Budget Guide)

    So you want to start a podcast? Think you need a $500 microphone and a soundproof studio to get heard? Think again. In this episode of Thoughts Off The Stem, host Justin Barone breaks down exactly how to start a podcast with zero budget. Forget expensive gear and high-priced studios. You can launch a professional show from your couch using the tools you already own. Whether you're looking for a fun new hobby or a potential career shift, we’re proving that you can create a high-quality podcast with a total investment of $0 in 2026. As an independent creator, editor, and producer with 5 years of podcasting experience, Justin Barone is stripping away the gatekeeping to help you enter the world of podcasting without spending a dime. This is the first episode in our new "Getting Started" series—designed for the creator who has the ideas but doesn't know where or how to begin. In this episode, we cover: The "Hidden" Studio: Which tools you already own that are perfect for your first 5 episodes. Editing for Free: The best no-cost software to produce a crisp, professional audio experience. Zero-Cost Distribution: Free hosting platforms that push your show to Spotify, Apple, and beyond. The Creator Mindset: How to keep podcasting fun and avoid burnout. Your First Content Map: What to record first (and why your audience will help you find your "niche"). Organic Promotion: Which social media platforms to prioritize for your first listeners. Websites to help start your podcast https://creators.spotify.com/ https://rss.com/ https://www.buzzsprout.com/ https://www.podbean.com/ https://redcircle.com/ I hope you enjoy the sesh! Like, Share, Subscribe, leave a Comment and Visit Tots420.com #cannabiscomedy #highthoughts #relatablecomedy #thoughtsoffthestem #stonercomedy #comedypodcast #cannabispodcast #podcastadvice

    26 min

  8. JAN 16

    Showing Gratitude, Managing Expectations and Delusional Dreams

    This seshisode of Thoughts Off The Stem is all about gratitude and refocusing expectations. I have always wanted to get involved in radio and television broadcasting. So when the pandemic hit and we were all trapped inside during Covid-19. Like many other people I didn't have anything to do. Spotify for creators, then known as Anchor, gave us the ability to simply record podcasts. So that's what I did. I started recording Thoughts Off The Stem on a weekly basis. It was designed to encompass all the things that would allow me to talk about a wide range of topics. The catalogue is filled with over 200 episodes, ranging from comedy, cannabis and entertainment, to stories of personal growth, self improvement, parenting struggles, what it's like to be a single dad with three kids and a whole bunch of relatable content about life. It's been 5 years since the inception of the show and it's time to show some gratitude to you for coming back each week. Thank you! Without you wonderful folks I would not have kept going for this long. I appreciate that you make time for me and my silly. The point of the show is to mimic a sesh, where no topic is off limits and hopefully I can provide you with a few laughs, a break from the worlds crazy, maybe get you to think differently and some times teach you a thing or two. All I really want to do is put a smile on your face and add a dose of fun to your day. This sesh is for you. I guess you could say I was all in my feels for this one and I hope that it hit's the spot and truly show's the appreciation I have for you. Enjoy the Sesh! Like, Share, Subscribe and visit Tots420.com #cannabiscomedy #highthoughts #relatablecomedy #thoughtsoffthestem #stonercomedy #comedypodcast #cannabispodcast #gratitude

    27 min
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The result of a bong hit and a sense of humor. Welcome to Thoughts Off The Stem, the home of cannabis infused comedy and unfiltered social commentary. We’re stripping away the polish of modern life to find the truth at the root of existence. ​Whether we’re breaking down the creator economy, diving into stoner philosophy, or laughing at the absurdities of the digital age, we bring a high-level perspective to every "Seshisode." No scripts, no filters—just honest rants and elevated humor. ​Subscribe to the community and Join The Sesh.

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  • Creator
    Justin Barone
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    222
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Justin Barone