The Funk Assassin

The Funk Assassin

Discothèque Decadence The Home of House, Funk, Disco & Dance. Step into a world of groove-heavy rhythms and uplifting beats. Curated by DJ The Funk Assassin — delivering the finest new releases, timeless classics, and killer remixes every week. For bookings & enquiries: thefunkassassin@gmail.com Follow for pure Discothèque Decadence. Have Funk!

  1. Oct 28

    Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD032

    DD032 | Nu Disco House Party 🪩🌕❄️ Snow on the mountains, a Hunter’s Moon overhead and a dancefloor far too warm for an early night. Welcome to a little Discothèque Decadence après-ski escapism. Leave your boots by the door and make yourself at home… We open with The Emotions’ “Best of My Love”, because sometimes one song is all it takes to put a huge smile on someone’s face. A little joy, a lot of soul and an excellent reason to dance around the kitchen. ❤️ Then we’re off: Dave Lee brings the swagger to “Rappers Delight”, Michael Gray gives “Love X Love” a fresh sparkle, and “Just The Two Of Us” settles into the kind of groove that makes the rest of the world feel pleasantly far away. There’s a moonlit detour through Eagles’ “One Of These Nights”, a little gratitude with “Be Thankful For What You Got”, and plenty of dancefloor mischief courtesy of Masters At Work, Crazy P and Opolopo. “Is It Love You’re After” turns up the warmth before “There’s No Stoppin’ Us” and “Every Time You Touch Me” help bring us home. Twenty-two tracks of soul, disco and feel-good house, put together with a full heart and a slightly unreasonable belief that there’s always time for one more tune. Whether you’re beneath a disco ball or dancing barefoot at home, there’s a place for you here. With love, The Funk Assassin 🖤 TRACK LIST: 1. The Emotions – Best of My Love 2. Xanadu, Sweet Lady – Rappers Delight (Dave ‘Love’ Lee Sureshot Mix) 3. DJ Fudge, Chinua Hawk – Love X Love (Michael Gray Remix) 4. Tender Games – Winnin’ 5. Da Lukas, Fatimah Provillon – Take Me Just As I Am 6. Stephane Deschezeaux – About Your Love 7. Yeti’s Passport – Susan 8. Birds Of Pandæmonium – Could Heaven Ever Be Like This (Birds Of Pandæmonium Remix) 9. The Young Punx, Lexa Hill, DTale – Be Thankful For What You Got 10. Disko Junkie – Just The Two Of Us 11. Eagles – One Of These Nights 12. Collins Blakelounge – Don’t Go (Rework 2026) 13. ISHA – Give Me More 14. Brian Jackson, Masters At Work, Kenny Dope, Louie Vega, Raheem DeVaughn – Madison Avenue 15. The Sunburst Band, Dave ‘Love’ Lee, Tiffany T’Zelle – Reach For My Love (Edit) 16. Asha Puthli, Say She She – Pawa! (Crazy P Vocal Dub) 17. Opolopo, Natasha Watts – Situationship (Extended Mix) 18. Fatback Band – Groovy Kind of Day (Opolopo Remix Edit) 19. House Clan – Love On My Mind 20. Micky More & Andy Tee, Angela Johnson, DJ Meme Orchestra – Is It Love You’re After (Danny Krivit 12″ Edit Cut) 21. Ken@Work – There’s No Stoppin’ Us 22. OUTPUT / INPUT, Antonio McLendon – Every Time You Touch Me (Dave Lee Boogiefied Edit)

    Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD032
  2. Oct 11

    Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD031

    Welcome to Discothèque Decadence! 🪩 Twenty-three tracks of disco, funk and house to turn “just one more tune” into a whole afternoon on the dancefloor. The Jackson 5’s “ABC” kicks things off with the Disco Dom Refunk, before HP Vince & Discotron’s “Stomp” gets those shoulders moving. Track three brings a familiar touch of George Benson, with Clubholic & Nytron’s “Music In The Air” reworking “Give Me the Night”. Risk Assessment’s “Remember Me” follows with a little French sparkle courtesy of Yuksek. There’s plenty to get stuck into along the way, with Dave Lee on “Get Fly” and Dimitri From Paris & Mousse T. bringing the party to “Catch The Beat”. Michael Gray works his magic on Jamiroquai’s “Space Cowboy” and Unlimited Touch’s “I Hear Music In The Streets”, serving up two very good reasons to turn it louder. Add Faze Action, Hotmood and a helping of “Push the Feeling On”, before Birdee & Rikky Disco close proceedings with “Gimme All You Got”. Well, since they asked nicely… 😉 Kitchen disco, weekend warm-up or an excuse to push the furniture back. Press play and let The Funk Assassin take it from here. 🔊 ❤️ Enjoying the session? Give it a like, share it with your dancing partner and drop your favourite track in the comments. TRACKLIST 1. The Jackson 5, Disco Dom, Dombresky – ABC (Disco Dom Refunk) 2. HP Vince, Discotron – Stomp (Nu Disco Dub Mix) 3. Clubholic, Nytron – Music In The Air 4. Risk Assessment feat. Jemeni G – Remember Me (Yuksek Extended Remix) 5. Giman, Chic_Ago – Question (Radio Edit) 6. Groove Dude – Love Sensation 7. Faze Action – Journey Through Your Mind 8. Will Buck – NY Hustlin’ 9. T.J. Swann & Company, Dave Lee – Get Fly (Rock The Message Mix) 10. T Ski Valley – Catch The Beat (Dimitri From Paris & Mousse T. New Oldschool Edit) 11. Hotmood – Hot Beat 12. Marco Valery, Sharlene Hector – Free Love (Teddy Douglas Remix) 13. Jules Grant, Supertaste – Nowhere, Nowhere 14. Jamiroquai – Space Cowboy (Michael Gray’s Good Vibe Zone Edit) 15. Woolfy, Projections – Aliens 16. JedX – Ain’t Hard to Find 17. Ric Wilson, YaSi feat. KOLA – In A House That’s Burning Down 18. Corrado Alunni – Take A Chance (Extended) 19. Unlimited Touch – I Hear Music In The Streets (Michael Gray Edit) 20. Sonny Grin – A Message to Myself 21. Schooljay – Soulful (Rework 2025) 22. Elektrik Disko, Dr Packer – Push the Feeling On (Elektrik Disko Remix) 23. Birdee, Rikky Disco – Gimme All You Got

    Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD031
  3. Oct 3

    Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG006

    Welcome to Velvety Grooves, the electronic playground of The Funk Assassin. In this session, we explore a psychedelic electronic soundscape of low-slung grooves, hypnotic melodies and dirty, bluesy textures. Inspired by the sound of Tennessee, it asks a question: what if The Black Keys were reimagined for a modern dancefloor, driven by electronic beats? We kick off with a fun opening run to get thing's started: Gloria Estefan’s “Dr. Beat,” Tensnake, Nile Rodgers and Fiora’s “Love Sublime,” and “Perfect Place” by I.M YONI, Yasmin and Robert PM. Then we get deep down and dirty into the session, as raw guitar spirit, cosmic synths and a chugging pulse take over. Turn it up and let the groove take you somewhere. PLAYLIST 1. Gloria Estefan — Dr. Beat (Original 12” Mix) 2. Tensnake, Nile Rodgers & Fiora — Love Sublime 3. I.M YONI, Yasmin & Robert PM — Perfect Place (Robert.PM Edit) 4. Lauer — Tyler 5. The Funk Assassin — Circular Riffs 6. The Funk Assassin — Dirty Rhythm, Dirty Soul 7. Space Dimension Controller — Carinacid 8. The Funk Assassin — Weightless Echoes 9. The Funk Assassin — Shake Down 10. The Funk Assassin — Gravitational Center 11. Valerie Dore & Gerd Janson — Get Closer (Gerd Janson Edit) 12. The Funk Assassin — Hypnotic Blues 13. The Funk Assassin — Rubber Bass Groove 14. The Funk Assassin — Dirty Little Signal 15. The Funk Assassin — Manchester Boy 16. The Funk Assassin — Deep Down and Dirty 17. The Funk Assassin — Tremolo Drift 18. Q — The Voice of Q (12” Mix) 19. Kindness — Gee Up (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework) 20. LCD Soundsystem & Prince Language — 45:33 (Prince Language Remix)

    Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG006
  4. Sep 27

    Balearic Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD030

    DD030 | Balearic Nu Disco House Party 🌕🍹🪩 Welcome to the final Discothèque Decadence of the summer season! You know those nights when you’re at a party, the DJ doesn’t turn up and you just happen to have a USB stick in your pocket? Well, it would be rude not to… 😉 That’s the spirit behind this impromptu session. Nineteen tracks of disco magic, irresistible vocals and feel-good house, made for a summer send-off with a little Balearic sparkle. Picture an Ibiza terrace, cocktails flowing and a blood-red harvest moon hanging over the Mediterranean. Nobody’s quite ready to go home. Giorgio Moroder opens proceedings with the Shakedown mix of “I Wanna Rock You”, before Roland Clark’s “My Life Is a Disco” sets the mood beautifully. Opolopo brings his touch to Fatback Band and AC Soul Symphony, while Purple Disco Machine supplies both the delicious “Disco Cherry” and his edit of Chemise’s “She Can’t Love You”. There’s plenty to sing along to as Moloko’s “Sing It Back” arrives in Mousse T’s Feel Love Mix, followed by DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis bringing “Make It With Chu” and “Walking on a Dream” into the party. Gino Soccio’s “Dancer” keeps the disco spirit alive, while Sylvester’s “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” gets the Soulwax for Despacio treatment. And because one more dance is never quite enough, Dimitri from Paris puts his spin on Average White Band’s “Let’s Go Round Again”. Jungle and Erick the Architect’s “Candle Flame”, Adelphi Music Factory’s “Heat from the Fire” and Angelo Ferreri’s closing “Love Me Around” keep the good feeling going right to the finish. An unexpected turn behind the decks, a pocketful of tunes and one last summer party. Turn it up and join me on the dancefloor. ✨ Enjoying the session? Like, repost and share it with the people you’d want beside you for that last dance. Full playlist 1. Giorgio Moroder – I Wanna Rock You (Shakedown Mix) 2. Roland Clark – My Life Is a Disco 3. Fatback Band – Groovy Kind of Day (Opolopo Remix Edit) 4. Chemise – She Can’t Love You (Purple Disco Machine Edit) 5. D’Swing & Danny Kane – Dream It 6. AC Soul Symphony & Dave ‘Love’ Lee – AC Express (Opolopo Remix) 7. Sartorial – Sartorial’s Day Off 8. Gino Soccio – Dancer 9. The Dukes – Across the Floor (Radio Edit) 10. Moloko – Sing It Back (Mousse T’s Feel Love Mix) 11. Purple Disco Machine – Disco Cherry (Extended) 12. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis – Make It With Chu (Extended Mix) 13. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis – Walking on a Dream (Extended Mix) 14. Sylvester – You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) (Soulwax for Despacio Remix) 15. Average White Band – Let’s Go Round Again (Dimitri from Paris Remix) 16. Jungle & Erick the Architect – Candle Flame 17. Bab Jaques – Boy Boy (Original Mix) 18. Adelphi Music Factory feat. A.D.O.R. – Heat from the Fire 19. Angelo Ferreri – Love Me Around (Edit)

    Balearic Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD030
  5. Sep 24

    Sunset To Sunrise Soulful House Sessions - Vol. 13 - Autumnal Equinox Special

    Sunset to Sunrise: Autumnal Equinox Special 🌅🌒🍂 The final sundown mix of the year. As summer quietly gives way to autumn, Sunset to Sunrise is a moment to pause, reflect on what has been, let go of what no longer needs to be carried, and make space for whatever comes next. Inspired by the Autumnal Equinox, that brief point of balance between light and darkness, this journey begins in the warmth of the dying sun and gradually moves deeper into the night. There is melancholy here, but also hope. It is the feeling of closing one chapter without quite knowing what the next one will bring. The opening stretch drifts through the Balearic warmth of Londonbeat’s I’ve Been Thinking About You (Chillside Remix), Hosini’s beautiful Capella, and the timeless emotion of Need To Feel Loved, before moving through the hypnotic worlds of Rampa, Adam Port & Âme, CAMELPHAT, Bonobo, Lane 8, Eelke Kleijn and more. Running through the mix are several of my own unreleased Funk Assassin productions, including Carried by the Evening, Sun-Faded Ibiza, Don’t Let The Night Go and Heartbeat Under the Dark. These were written specifically for that strange space between sunset and darkness, memory and possibility. By the time French Kiss and Love Love Love arrive, we have travelled from the last warmth of the season into something altogether more nocturnal. There is something beautiful about autumn’s reminder that letting go is not necessarily an ending. The trees change colour because they have to. The light fades. The seasons move on. Sometimes we have to do the same. So this is one last sunset for 2026. A soundtrack to everything that happened. A thank you for everything that stayed. A release of everything that did not. And a quiet welcome to everything still waiting beyond the horizon. See you on the other side of sunrise. The Funk Assassin 🍂🌅🌌 TRACK LIST 1. Londonbeat, Traumton, Chillside – I’ve Been Thinking About You (Chillside Remix) 2. Hosini – Capella 3. Unclubbed, Zoe Durrant – Need To Feel Loved 4. Rampa, Adam Port, &ME – Muyè 5. CAMELPHAT, Eden – Siren Song (feat. Eden) (Radio Edit) 6. Maya Jane Coles, Bonobo – Something In The Air (Bonobo Remix) 7. Vhyce, Yves Paquet, Luvless – Duran Duran (Luvless Remix) 8. Fabian Kash – Twin 9. Larse – Beat Goes On 10. Tekkla – Voyages 11. Crade – Escape 12. The Funk Assassin – Carried by the Evening 13. The Funk Assassin – Sun-Faded Ibiza 14. Lane 8 – Little by Little 15. Nathan Behrens – Don’t Stop Me Now 16. Adam Stacks – Loving You (Original Mix) 17. Compuphonic – Dolce 18. The Funk Assassin – Don’t Let The Night Go 19. Traumton – Ibiza 1975 20. Gorge – Onisha 21. The Funk Assassin – Heartbeat Under the Dark 22. Eelke Kleijn – Lovely Sweet Divine 23. Genevieve Somers – French Kiss 24. Those Guys – Love Love Love

    Sunset To Sunrise Soulful House Sessions - Vol. 13 - Autumnal Equinox Special
  6. Sep 18

    Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

    Welcome to the next volume of Velvety Grooves, the electronic playground of The Funk Assassin. This is where the rules loosen, the grooves deepen and my future sound begins to take shape. This session moves through the nocturnal synth-pop of Pet Shop Boys’ West End Girls, the deep emotional pull of Deep Dish and Tracey Thorn’s The Future of the Future, and serious dance-floor heat from Gerd Janson, Talamanca System, Jimi Jules, Pablo Bozzi, Purple Disco Machine, Friendly Fires, Blaze and Dusky. At the heart of the mix are five new and unreleased The Funk Assassin productions: Static Running Through My Veins Shape of You Cold Machines, Burning Skin Static in My Blood Velvet Light These sessions reconnect with the deeper, more adventurous DJ style I had before The Funk Assassin was born in 2018. The past brought the soul. Now comes the electricity. Welcome to the next chapter. TRACKLIST 1. Pet Shop Boys – West End Girls 2. Deep Dish, Tracey Thorn & Everything But The Girl – The Future of the Future (Stay Gold) 3. Phunkadelica, J.O.D. & Gerd Janson – Cocooina (Gerd Janson Dance Mix) 4. Talamanca System – Transatlantique 5. Jimi Jules – My City’s on Fire 6. Talamanca System & Tuff City Kids – Balanzat (Tuff City Kids Remix) 7. The Funk Assassin – Static Running Through My Veins 8. The Funk Assassin – Shape of You 9. Chloé Caillet & Gerd Janson – Love Ain’t Over (Gerd Janson Remix) 10. Pablo Bozzi – Last Moscow Mule 11. Hurts & Purple Disco Machine – Wonderful Life ’25 (Extended) 12. The Funk Assassin – Cold Machines, Burning Skin 13. The Funk Assassin – Static in My Blood 14. Friendly Fires – Lack of Love 15. Blaze – Lovelee Dae (Original) 16. Eric Kupper & K-Scope – Star Light 17. Llewellyn – For the Weekend 18. Dusky – Cold Heart (Edit) 19. Khan & DJ Kaos – On the Run (DJ Kaos RMX) 20. Conny & Shan – Song for Eva (Shan Sunrise Mix) 21. Omri Smadar & Siam – In the Realm Of 22. The Funk Assassin – Velvet Light

    Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

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Discothèque Decadence The Home of House, Funk, Disco & Dance. Step into a world of groove-heavy rhythms and uplifting beats. Curated by DJ The Funk Assassin — delivering the finest new releases, timeless classics, and killer remixes every week. For bookings & enquiries: thefunkassassin@gmail.com Follow for pure Discothèque Decadence. Have Funk!

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