The Funk Assassin

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Discothèque Decadence The Home of House, Funk, Disco & Dance. Step into a world of groove-heavy rhythms and uplifting beats. Curated by DJ The Funk Assassin — delivering the finest new releases, timeless classics, and killer remixes every week. For bookings & enquiries: thefunkassassin@gmail.com Follow for pure Discothèque Decadence. Have Funk!

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Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD031

Welcome to Discothèque Decadence! 🪩 Twenty-three tracks of disco, funk and house to turn “just one more tune” into a whole afternoon on the dancefloor. The Jackson 5’s “ABC” kicks things off with the Disco Dom Refunk, before HP Vince & Discotron’s “Stomp” gets those shoulders moving. Track three brings a familiar touch of George Benson, with Clubholic & Nytron’s “Music In The Air” reworking “Give Me the Night”. Risk Assessment’s “Remember Me” follows with a little French sparkle courtesy of Yuksek. There’s plenty to get stuck into along the way, with Dave Lee on “Get Fly” and Dimitri From Paris & Mousse T. bringing the party to “Catch The Beat”. Michael Gray works his magic on Jamiroquai’s “Space Cowboy” and Unlimited Touch’s “I Hear Music In The Streets”, serving up two very good reasons to turn it louder. Add Faze Action, Hotmood and a helping of “Push the Feeling On”, before Birdee & Rikky Disco close proceedings with “Gimme All You Got”. Well, since they asked nicely… 😉 Kitchen disco, weekend warm-up or an excuse to push the furniture back. Press play and let The Funk Assassin take it from here. 🔊 ❤️ Enjoying the session? Give it a like, share it with your dancing partner and drop your favourite track in the comments. TRACKLIST 1. The Jackson 5, Disco Dom, Dombresky – ABC (Disco Dom Refunk) 2. HP Vince, Discotron – Stomp (Nu Disco Dub Mix) 3. Clubholic, Nytron – Music In The Air 4. Risk Assessment feat. Jemeni G – Remember Me (Yuksek Extended Remix) 5. Giman, Chic_Ago – Question (Radio Edit) 6. Groove Dude – Love Sensation 7. Faze Action – Journey Through Your Mind 8. Will Buck – NY Hustlin’ 9. T.J. Swann & Company, Dave Lee – Get Fly (Rock The Message Mix) 10. T Ski Valley – Catch The Beat (Dimitri From Paris & Mousse T. New Oldschool Edit) 11. Hotmood – Hot Beat 12. Marco Valery, Sharlene Hector – Free Love (Teddy Douglas Remix) 13. Jules Grant, Supertaste – Nowhere, Nowhere 14. Jamiroquai – Space Cowboy (Michael Gray’s Good Vibe Zone Edit) 15. Woolfy, Projections – Aliens 16. JedX – Ain’t Hard to Find 17. Ric Wilson, YaSi feat. KOLA – In A House That’s Burning Down 18. Corrado Alunni – Take A Chance (Extended) 19. Unlimited Touch – I Hear Music In The Streets (Michael Gray Edit) 20. Sonny Grin – A Message to Myself 21. Schooljay – Soulful (Rework 2025) 22. Elektrik Disko, Dr Packer – Push the Feeling On (Elektrik Disko Remix) 23. Birdee, Rikky Disco – Gimme All You Got
Oct 3

Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG006

Welcome to Velvety Grooves, the electronic playground of The Funk Assassin. In this session, we explore a psychedelic electronic soundscape of low-slung grooves, hypnotic melodies and dirty, bluesy textures. Inspired by the sound of Tennessee, it asks a question: what if The Black Keys were reimagined for a modern dancefloor, driven by electronic beats? We kick off with a fun opening run to get thing's started: Gloria Estefan’s “Dr. Beat,” Tensnake, Nile Rodgers and Fiora’s “Love Sublime,” and “Perfect Place” by I.M YONI, Yasmin and Robert PM. Then we get deep down and dirty into the session, as raw guitar spirit, cosmic synths and a chugging pulse take over. Turn it up and let the groove take you somewhere. PLAYLIST 1. Gloria Estefan — Dr. Beat (Original 12” Mix) 2. Tensnake, Nile Rodgers & Fiora — Love Sublime 3. I.M YONI, Yasmin & Robert PM — Perfect Place (Robert.PM Edit) 4. Lauer — Tyler 5. The Funk Assassin — Circular Riffs 6. The Funk Assassin — Dirty Rhythm, Dirty Soul 7. Space Dimension Controller — Carinacid 8. The Funk Assassin — Weightless Echoes 9. The Funk Assassin — Shake Down 10. The Funk Assassin — Gravitational Center 11. Valerie Dore & Gerd Janson — Get Closer (Gerd Janson Edit) 12. The Funk Assassin — Hypnotic Blues 13. The Funk Assassin — Rubber Bass Groove 14. The Funk Assassin — Dirty Little Signal 15. The Funk Assassin — Manchester Boy 16. The Funk Assassin — Deep Down and Dirty 17. The Funk Assassin — Tremolo Drift 18. Q — The Voice of Q (12” Mix) 19. Kindness — Gee Up (Erol Alkan’s Extended Rework) 20. LCD Soundsystem & Prince Language — 45:33 (Prince Language Remix)
Sep 27

Balearic Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD030

DD030 | Balearic Nu Disco House Party 🌕🍹🪩 Welcome to the final Discothèque Decadence of the summer season! You know those nights when you’re at a party, the DJ doesn’t turn up and you just happen to have a USB stick in your pocket? Well, it would be rude not to… 😉 That’s the spirit behind this impromptu session. Nineteen tracks of disco magic, irresistible vocals and feel-good house, made for a summer send-off with a little Balearic sparkle. Picture an Ibiza terrace, cocktails flowing and a blood-red harvest moon hanging over the Mediterranean. Nobody’s quite ready to go home. Giorgio Moroder opens proceedings with the Shakedown mix of “I Wanna Rock You”, before Roland Clark’s “My Life Is a Disco” sets the mood beautifully. Opolopo brings his touch to Fatback Band and AC Soul Symphony, while Purple Disco Machine supplies both the delicious “Disco Cherry” and his edit of Chemise’s “She Can’t Love You”. There’s plenty to sing along to as Moloko’s “Sing It Back” arrives in Mousse T’s Feel Love Mix, followed by DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis bringing “Make It With Chu” and “Walking on a Dream” into the party. Gino Soccio’s “Dancer” keeps the disco spirit alive, while Sylvester’s “You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)” gets the Soulwax for Despacio treatment. And because one more dance is never quite enough, Dimitri from Paris puts his spin on Average White Band’s “Let’s Go Round Again”. Jungle and Erick the Architect’s “Candle Flame”, Adelphi Music Factory’s “Heat from the Fire” and Angelo Ferreri’s closing “Love Me Around” keep the good feeling going right to the finish. An unexpected turn behind the decks, a pocketful of tunes and one last summer party. Turn it up and join me on the dancefloor. ✨ Enjoying the session? Like, repost and share it with the people you’d want beside you for that last dance. Full playlist 1. Giorgio Moroder – I Wanna Rock You (Shakedown Mix) 2. Roland Clark – My Life Is a Disco 3. Fatback Band – Groovy Kind of Day (Opolopo Remix Edit) 4. Chemise – She Can’t Love You (Purple Disco Machine Edit) 5. D’Swing & Danny Kane – Dream It 6. AC Soul Symphony & Dave ‘Love’ Lee – AC Express (Opolopo Remix) 7. Sartorial – Sartorial’s Day Off 8. Gino Soccio – Dancer 9. The Dukes – Across the Floor (Radio Edit) 10. Moloko – Sing It Back (Mousse T’s Feel Love Mix) 11. Purple Disco Machine – Disco Cherry (Extended) 12. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis – Make It With Chu (Extended Mix) 13. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis – Walking on a Dream (Extended Mix) 14. Sylvester – You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) (Soulwax for Despacio Remix) 15. Average White Band – Let’s Go Round Again (Dimitri from Paris Remix) 16. Jungle & Erick the Architect – Candle Flame 17. Bab Jaques – Boy Boy (Original Mix) 18. Adelphi Music Factory feat. A.D.O.R. – Heat from the Fire 19. Angelo Ferreri – Love Me Around (Edit)
Sep 24

Sunset To Sunrise Soulful House Sessions - Vol. 13 - Autumnal Equinox Special

Sunset to Sunrise: Autumnal Equinox Special 🌅🌒🍂 The final sundown mix of the year. As summer quietly gives way to autumn, Sunset to Sunrise is a moment to pause, reflect on what has been, let go of what no longer needs to be carried, and make space for whatever comes next. Inspired by the Autumnal Equinox, that brief point of balance between light and darkness, this journey begins in the warmth of the dying sun and gradually moves deeper into the night. There is melancholy here, but also hope. It is the feeling of closing one chapter without quite knowing what the next one will bring. The opening stretch drifts through the Balearic warmth of Londonbeat’s I’ve Been Thinking About You (Chillside Remix), Hosini’s beautiful Capella, and the timeless emotion of Need To Feel Loved, before moving through the hypnotic worlds of Rampa, Adam Port & Âme, CAMELPHAT, Bonobo, Lane 8, Eelke Kleijn and more. Running through the mix are several of my own unreleased Funk Assassin productions, including Carried by the Evening, Sun-Faded Ibiza, Don’t Let The Night Go and Heartbeat Under the Dark. These were written specifically for that strange space between sunset and darkness, memory and possibility. By the time French Kiss and Love Love Love arrive, we have travelled from the last warmth of the season into something altogether more nocturnal. There is something beautiful about autumn’s reminder that letting go is not necessarily an ending. The trees change colour because they have to. The light fades. The seasons move on. Sometimes we have to do the same. So this is one last sunset for 2026. A soundtrack to everything that happened. A thank you for everything that stayed. A release of everything that did not. And a quiet welcome to everything still waiting beyond the horizon. See you on the other side of sunrise. The Funk Assassin 🍂🌅🌌 TRACK LIST 1. Londonbeat, Traumton, Chillside – I’ve Been Thinking About You (Chillside Remix) 2. Hosini – Capella 3. Unclubbed, Zoe Durrant – Need To Feel Loved 4. Rampa, Adam Port, &ME – Muyè 5. CAMELPHAT, Eden – Siren Song (feat. Eden) (Radio Edit) 6. Maya Jane Coles, Bonobo – Something In The Air (Bonobo Remix) 7. Vhyce, Yves Paquet, Luvless – Duran Duran (Luvless Remix) 8. Fabian Kash – Twin 9. Larse – Beat Goes On 10. Tekkla – Voyages 11. Crade – Escape 12. The Funk Assassin – Carried by the Evening 13. The Funk Assassin – Sun-Faded Ibiza 14. Lane 8 – Little by Little 15. Nathan Behrens – Don’t Stop Me Now 16. Adam Stacks – Loving You (Original Mix) 17. Compuphonic – Dolce 18. The Funk Assassin – Don’t Let The Night Go 19. Traumton – Ibiza 1975 20. Gorge – Onisha 21. The Funk Assassin – Heartbeat Under the Dark 22. Eelke Kleijn – Lovely Sweet Divine 23. Genevieve Somers – French Kiss 24. Those Guys – Love Love Love
Sep 18

Deep Sexy Sultry House - Velvety Grooves VG005

Welcome to the next volume of Velvety Grooves, the electronic playground of The Funk Assassin. This is where the rules loosen, the grooves deepen and my future sound begins to take shape. This session moves through the nocturnal synth-pop of Pet Shop Boys’ West End Girls, the deep emotional pull of Deep Dish and Tracey Thorn’s The Future of the Future, and serious dance-floor heat from Gerd Janson, Talamanca System, Jimi Jules, Pablo Bozzi, Purple Disco Machine, Friendly Fires, Blaze and Dusky. At the heart of the mix are five new and unreleased The Funk Assassin productions: Static Running Through My Veins Shape of You Cold Machines, Burning Skin Static in My Blood Velvet Light These sessions reconnect with the deeper, more adventurous DJ style I had before The Funk Assassin was born in 2018. The past brought the soul. Now comes the electricity. Welcome to the next chapter. TRACKLIST 1. Pet Shop Boys – West End Girls 2. Deep Dish, Tracey Thorn & Everything But The Girl – The Future of the Future (Stay Gold) 3. Phunkadelica, J.O.D. & Gerd Janson – Cocooina (Gerd Janson Dance Mix) 4. Talamanca System – Transatlantique 5. Jimi Jules – My City’s on Fire 6. Talamanca System & Tuff City Kids – Balanzat (Tuff City Kids Remix) 7. The Funk Assassin – Static Running Through My Veins 8. The Funk Assassin – Shape of You 9. Chloé Caillet & Gerd Janson – Love Ain’t Over (Gerd Janson Remix) 10. Pablo Bozzi – Last Moscow Mule 11. Hurts & Purple Disco Machine – Wonderful Life ’25 (Extended) 12. The Funk Assassin – Cold Machines, Burning Skin 13. The Funk Assassin – Static in My Blood 14. Friendly Fires – Lack of Love 15. Blaze – Lovelee Dae (Original) 16. Eric Kupper & K-Scope – Star Light 17. Llewellyn – For the Weekend 18. Dusky – Cold Heart (Edit) 19. Khan & DJ Kaos – On the Run (DJ Kaos RMX) 20. Conny & Shan – Song for Eva (Shan Sunrise Mix) 21. Omri Smadar & Siam – In the Realm Of 22. The Funk Assassin – Velvet Light
Sep 5

Sunset To Sunrise Soulful House Sessions - Vol. 12 - Summer's End Farewell

Welcome to Summer’s End Farewell, a golden hour mix inspired by Café del Mar, Balearic beach culture and that magical moment when the setting sun turns everything to gold. Filled with dreamy melodies, warm grooves and heartfelt energy, the mix captures the beauty of late summer as daylight slowly fades into the evening. The journey features an incredible cast of artists, including Bicep, Moby, Sasha, Honey Dijon, HNNY, Satin Jackets, Chicane, Bondax and Kraak & Smaak. Highlights include Bicep’s timeless “Glue,” followed by a very special mashup that brings the mix to an emotional close. Moby’s “Tecie” appears in the celestial Mind Against remix, while Sasha’s “A Key to Heaven for a Heavenly Trance” arrives in its beautiful Night Dubbing Mix. You’ll also hear HNNY’s hypnotic interpretation of Honey Dijon’s “Thunda,” alongside the Disco Citizens Evolution Mix of Chicane’s Balearic classic “Offshore.” Lovingly put together by @thefunkassassin, this is a warm and emotional selection made for the final golden hours of summer. Find your sunset, press play and let the music carry you away. Enjoy the existential bliss.
Aug 30

Summer's End Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD029

🌅 SUMMER’S END NU DISCO HOUSE PARTY 🪩 One last dance beneath the summer sun. We start with Michael Jackson’s timeless Rock with You, as this mix was performed on what would have been the King of Pop’s 68th birthday. 👑 From there, we journey through nu disco, soulful house, Balearic grooves and glittering dancefloor energy, moving from warm sunset sounds into an uplifting after-dark celebration. Featuring Todd Terje’s sun-soaked Strandbar, The Shapeshifters’ YOLO and Eelke Kleijn and Lee Cabrera’s Self Control, with Michael Gray remixing Love X Love and Ride on the Rhythm, Art of Tones transforming Hold On, Kraak & Smaak reworking Confetti, Dave Lee delivering his Jazz Funkstrumental of Do It Any Way You Wanna, and Opolopo bringing fresh energy to Barbara Tucker, Millie Jackson and Kelli Sae. Party Pupils also give KC & The Sunshine Band’s That’s the Way a modern dancefloor makeover. The mix features my own production, The Funk Assassin - Tennessee Groove, bringing a deeper, hypnotic twist as daylight begins to disappear. Chris Rea closes the journey with Josephine and Loving You Again, capturing that beautifully bittersweet feeling when another unforgettable summer draws to an end. Turn it up, pour something cold and let the final rays of summer carry you onto the dancefloor. ☀️🌊🕺 Mixed by The Funk Assassin for the Discothèque Decadence Soundsystem. 🎧 PLAYLIST 1. Michael Jackson - Rock with You (Single Version) 2. DJ Fudge, Chinua Hawk & Michael Gray - Love X Love (Michael Gray Remix) 3. FLAUR & Art of Tones - Hold On (Art of Tones Boogie Mix) 4. Jimi Jules - Dreamin’ 5. Megatronic & Natasha Diggs - PEOPLE (Radio Version) 6. Marine Neuilly & Kraak & Smaak - Confetti (Kraak & Smaak Remix) 7. Stéphane Deschezeaux - About Your Love 8. Hotmood - Hot Beat 9. Benni Ola & Tempest - Surrender to the Night 10. Mike T & Dave ‘Love’ Lee - Do It Any Way You Wanna (Dave ‘Love’ Lee Jazz Funkstrumental) 11. Enzo Pianzola Mr. Trend - Soul People (Rework 2025) (Nu Club Radio Mix) 12. Michael Gray, Kelli Sae & Opolopo - Don’t Want Anybody (Opolopo Remix) 13. Todd Terje - Strandbar (Disko) 14. TEED - Never Seen You Dance (DJ-Kicks Version) 15. Spooki - Eat This! (Extended Mix) 16. Barbara Tucker & Opolopo - Think (About It) (Opolopo Spotify Edit) 17. Millie Jackson & Opolopo - We Got to Hit It Off (Opolopo Remix) 18. KC & The Sunshine Band & Party Pupils - That’s the Way (Party Pupils Remix) 19. The Shapeshifters & ARIA LYRIC - YOLO (Extended Mix) 20. Mahogany & Michael Gray - Ride on the Rhythm (Michael Gray Remix) 21. The Funk Assassin - Tennessee Groove (Weather’s Original Mix) 22. Eelke Kleijn & Lee Cabrera - Self Control (Extended Mix) 23. Groove P - Are They Real (Extended Mix) 24. DE SOFFER & Simon Ellis - Walking on a Dream (Extended Mix) 25. Cedric Gervais - All Night 26. VYLEM, Spooki & Domo Jones - Let It Go 27. Arial Ten - This Dream 28. Chris Rea - Josephine (French Edit) 29. Chris Rea - Loving You Again
Aug 16

Solar Eclipse Nu Disco House Party - Discothèque Decadence DD028

🌑 SOLAR ECLIPSE NU DISCO HOUSE PARTY ☀️ Disco House • Nu Disco • Balearic Grooves • Cosmic Chuggers Welcome to a solar eclipse journey through cosmic disco, low-slung grooves and glittering house music. The first contact begins with Jamiroquai’s Cosmic Girl remixed by Dimitri From Paris, followed by Joey Montenegro and Dave Lee’s Make A Move On Me, Disko Junkie’s Just The Two Of Us and more Jamiroquai heat with Canned Heat and Little L. As darkness approaches, Purple Disco Machine reworks The Morning After before exclusive productions from The Funk Assassin take the mix into totality: 🌑 Eclipse Chugger 🌑 Bajo la Sombra (Spanglish Lover’s Edit) 🌑 Moon Over Formentera 🌑 Bajo la Sombra (Latin Lover’s Edit) The light returns with Tensnake’s Coma Cat, Hurts’ Wonderful Life ’25 and Spiller and Sophie Ellis-Bextor’s Groovejet, all given the Purple Disco Machine treatment. The final stretch moves through Kevin McKay’s take on Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger, Sean Finn and Discotron’s I Feel Love, Cerrone’s Je Suis Music remixed by Armand Van Helden and Dimitri From Paris’ remix of Sister Sledge’s Lost In Music. Anita Ward’s Ring My Bell and Tavares’ Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel bring the eclipse to a euphoric disco finale. Selected and mixed by The Funk Assassin with love. Press play, turn it up and follow the eclipse from first contact to final light. 🌅🪩 Tracklist 1. Jamiroquai, Dimitri From Paris - Cosmic Girl (Dimitri From Paris Remix) 2. Joey Montenegro, Dave “Love” Lee - Make A Move On Me (Original Disco Mix) 3. Disko Junkie - Just The Two Of Us 4. DE SOFFER, Simon Ellis - Make It With Chu (Extended Mix) 5. The Coney Island Rhythm Band, Jerk Boy - Dancing Down The Path 6. Richard Grey - Rock Your Body 7. Jamiroquai, Dimitri From Paris, Al Stone - Canned Heat (Dimitri From Paris Remix) 8. Kevin McKay - That’s The Way Love Goes (Extended Mix) 9. Jamiroquai, Dave Lee - Little L (Dave Lee Disco Reblend) 10. T.J. Swann & Company, Dave Lee - Get Fly (Uptown Lowdown Mix) 11. Bustin’ Loose, DE SOFFER, Relaye - 20 Buck Funk (DE SOFFER Remix) 12. Fallout, Purple Disco Machine - The Morning After (Purple Disco Machine Re-Work) 13. The Funk Assassin - Eclipse Chugger (Weather’s Original Mix) 14. Baxter Dury, Paul Epworth - Alpha Dog (Paul Epworth Extended Version) 15. Babert, Stefano Freddi - Catch The Moment 16. The Funk Assassin - Bajo la Sombra (Spanglish Lover’s Edit) 17. The Funk Assassin - Moon Over Formentera 18. The Dukes - Across The Floor (Radio Edit) 19. Tensnake, Purple Disco Machine - Coma Cat (Purple Disco Machine Extended Re-Work) 20. Sugar Hill - 4 Me 21. DE SOFFER, Yann Muller - Do You Want It Right Now 22. Hurts, Purple Disco Machine - Wonderful Life ’25 (Extended) 23. The Funk Assassin - Bajo la Sombra (Latin Lover’s Edit) 24. Sonny Grin - A Message To Myself 25. atsou, Marc Gonen - Let It Happen 26. Ric Wilson, YaSi, KOLA - In A House That’s Burning Down (feat. KOLA) 27. Spiller, Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Purple Disco Machine, Lorenz Rhode - Groovejet (If This Ain’t Love) (Purple Disco Machine & Lorenz Rhode Extended Remix) 28. Cerrone - A Part Of You (Club Mix) 29. The Coney Island Rhythm Band, Jerk Boy - Everything Starts? 30. DE SOFFER - Rapture 31. Kevin McKay - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (Extended Mix) 32. Samo - Why I Love You (Extended Mix) 33. Yeti’s Passport - Susan 34. Sean Finn, Discotron - I Feel Love (Discotron Extended Remix) 35. Cerrone, Armand Van Helden - Je Suis Music (Armand Van Helden Remix Edit) 36. Sister Sledge, Dimitri From Paris, Miles Showell - Lost In Music (2018 Remaster) (Dimitri From Paris Remix) 37. Anita Ward - Ring My Bell 38. Tavares - Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel (Re-Recorded)

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Discothèque Decadence The Home of House, Funk, Disco & Dance. Step into a world of groove-heavy rhythms and uplifting beats. Curated by DJ The Funk Assassin — delivering the finest new releases, timeless classics, and killer remixes every week. For bookings & enquiries: thefunkassassin@gmail.com Follow for pure Discothèque Decadence. Have Funk!

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