Confessions of a Teenage Dirtbag

Em & Liz
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Two twenty-somethings utilizing their excellence, expertise and promise to engage in an intellectual dialogue on the single most significant cultural phenomenon of the modern era—boybands. Join co-hosts Em and Liz as they relive their glory days, and pretend like they ever moved on from being teenage fangirls.

  1. 05/07/2021

    Ep. 27 - Our Spicy Music Hot Takes and Unpopular Opinions

    We’ve been really excited to do this for a while so HEYYYY we have some spicy opinions to share with ya this week 🔥 of course these are all opinions and in no way that deep but we wanna hear what y’all have to say 🤪 today we’re discussing Nissan Sinatras/Sentras, lip reading, arguing with grown men on Tumblr, getting bullied on Twitter, and misandry. Let’s get it poppin friends ⭐️ https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    37 min

  2. 04/14/2021

    Ep. 26 - We Owe Big Time Rush a Big Time Apology

    Now that our faves are on Netflix, we've got to talk about BIG TIME RUSH Y'ALL!!!! We have a lot of feelings and have a lot to say so let's jump into it!! Today we're discussing Em being a psychic, Liz getting sun poisoning, BTR being the blueprint for All Time Low, paying obscene amounts of money for reunion shows, and BTR Tik Tok. Let's go!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    41 min

  3. 03/31/2021

    Ep. 25 - Justice Must Be Served Over Justin Bieber’s New Album “Justice”

    ***HEY um sorry about Em’s audio this week there was a train and helicopters and birds and planes outside and it was pretty absurd. It’ll be better next week lmao*** Soooo JB came out with a new album and Liz and I have some.....thoughts :) some things we discuss are how this is now a Hailey Bieber Appreciation podcast, middle school villains, creating generic house music to dethrone Liam Payne, and our forgetfulness :) let’s go yo!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    41 min

  4. 03/31/2021

    Ep. 24 - 2021 GRAMMYs Review by Two People Who Weren’t There

    We’re back after Emily’s dramatic bout of tonsillitis last week! Thanks for sticking around :) we’re covering the GRAMMYs today baby!! We’re discussing all things Grammy fashion hits and misses, the iconic performances, the major wins and snubs, and everything in between. Let’s do it y’all!!! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    48 min

  5. 03/04/2021

    Ep. 23 - Atlanta Concert Venue Parking Lots are Cursed

    Happy March! We’re delving into some new stuff and discussing some notable concert experiences we’ve had. Talking points include breaking a historic church floor, getting mobbed by teenagers holding bags of gummy worms, reading books at concerts because you’re ~different~, people not being alive before they’re born (shocking!), and Lizzy’s new shoes and Em’s leftover burrito. Esketttitttt  https://twitter.com/coatdpod  https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/  https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod  https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod?  COATDmail@gmail.com  Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    46 min

  6. 02/24/2021

    Ep. 22 - Our Heartbreak Weather Rankings

    WE DID IT, WE RANKED THEM ALL (except Zayn’s most recent album but we’ll get to it I promise)!!! We’re wrapping up this series with Niall Horan’s sophomore album Heartbreak Weather. Today we’re discussing paying absurd amounts of money for vinyl records, one-syllable names, Lizzy’s unrequited lover, being raised from the dead in a Michael’s Craft Store, and a special appearance by Lizzy’s mom. Thanks for sticking with us for this album ranking series, catch us next week with some new stuff 3 ;) https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    46 min

  7. 02/19/2021

    Ep. 21 - Our Walls Rankings

    HEY sorry we literally went buckwild on this one lmao I don’t know what happened. All unedited so you get it all baby :) This week we’re talking about Louis Tomlinson’s debut album Walls. Some other topics we touch on are the definition of “breakfast,” Em becoming a doctor, who the hell owns One Direction, Em’s mom being a vaccine warrior, and why Lizzy’s take on Titanic is so....brave. Let’s go lads! https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    47 min

  8. 02/11/2021

    Ep. 20 - Our LP1 Rankings

    Woo chile we’re TWENTY (20) whole episodes in!! Thanks for your support as always :) Today we’re taking a look at Liam Payne’s debut album LP1! Some talking points include replacing Nick Jonas as king of vocals, apples, Rita Ora’s flop tweets, cracking open a cold La Croix with the boys, and Lizzy’s aggressive disdain for music reviewers. Let’s go babyyyy https://twitter.com/coatdpod https://www.instagram.com/coatdpod/ https://www.facebook.com/COATDpod https://www.tiktok.com/@coatdpod? COATDmail@gmail.com Music: Crimson Fly - Huma-Huma https://youtu.be/qpxhgby-ONI

    53 min
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Two twenty-somethings utilizing their excellence, expertise and promise to engage in an intellectual dialogue on the single most significant cultural phenomenon of the modern era—boybands. Join co-hosts Em and Liz as they relive their glory days, and pretend like they ever moved on from being teenage fangirls.

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