Happy Hour: The Definitive 7th Heaven Walkthrough

Morgan & Greg
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The hit 90's television program 7th Heaven is taken to task by two buzzed neighbors just trying to make it through a worldwide pandemic. Tune in for biweekly, and entirely unwholesome, episode-by-episode analysis of the campiest and most convoluted show to ever hit the airwaves. Plus craft cocktail recipes in honor of "Happy" as Happy. Send letters care of happyhour7th@gmail.com.

  1. FEB 9

    Stat!

    Send a text 7th Heaven does it's best E.R. impression. Various main cast members call Matt on the phone so they can get their mandated screen time. Special guest David visits again! Greg and David Drank: Nurnberger - Tucher Lager Helles Brauspezialitat Boulevard Brewing Co. - Unfiltered Wheat Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    42 min

  2. JAN 26

    Go Ask Eric

    Send us a text This week 7th Heaven returns to form with a classic PSA-style episode. More importantly, friend of the show David makes his triumphant return! We Drank: Oliver Brewing Co. - Cherry Blossom  Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    45 min

  3. JAN 5

    No Wives Club

    Send us a text Lucy weasels her way into a Police department softball team where she is not wanted, bad communication abounds between Paris and Chandler, Ashlee Simpson continues to be around, and Peter is the new Simon as he blindly starts delivering kites for drug addicts. Greg Drank: Union Craft Brewing - Skipjack Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    42 min

  4. 12/15/2025

    Remembering Freedom Toast

    Send us a text It's another Islamophobia PSA episode, but the twist is Glen Oak also hates France. Plus Chandler and Peter's mom have whirlwind romance on the promenade and Mrs. Bink meets her match. Greg Drank: Fat Orange Cat - Winter Warmer Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    44 min

  5. 12/01/2025

    Self Service Starts at Home

    Send us a text Eric gives everyone an assignment to be more charitable, and few are capable of it, but Lucy finally gets back to her true passion: Habitat for Humanity! We drank: Six Point x Mike's Hot Honey: Slice Sipper Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    36 min

  6. 11/17/2025

    Was this an Episode?

    Send us a text Basically they threw a 2003 style powerpoint at us and called it an episode. Impossible to watch, still fun to talk about. Greg drank: Victory Vienna Vacay Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    37 min

  7. 11/03/2025

    We Weren't Expecting It

    Send us a text This week, a random WB hunk walks into the Camden house and acts like he knows everyone, then concludes the episode with a PSA on appreciating veterans. Also, we find out he knows the chimp Eisenhower. Greg Drank: Coors Banquet and Elder Pine Pilsner Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    47 min

  8. 10/20/2025

    Penalty Kick?

    Send us a text This week on the show we discuss one of the most amazing sting operations ever written for television! We also learn a lot about the consequences of anti-depressants and Peter tries out drag make-up. Greg Drank: Orange Gatorade Check us out on Discord: https://discord.gg/5JVVYpPPcp

    44 min
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The hit 90's television program 7th Heaven is taken to task by two buzzed neighbors just trying to make it through a worldwide pandemic. Tune in for biweekly, and entirely unwholesome, episode-by-episode analysis of the campiest and most convoluted show to ever hit the airwaves. Plus craft cocktail recipes in honor of "Happy" as Happy. Send letters care of happyhour7th@gmail.com.

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