Hanksy Panksy

Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel
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Join two best friends as they take a deep dive into the careers of some of America's favorite actors. They've already been punished by America's Dad, Tom Hanks and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and now it's time for them to get mugged by Keanu Reeves! New episodes every other Wednesday.

  1. 33 - Murder By Numbers: Mr. Biter Says Get Out

    FEB 25

    33 - Murder By Numbers: Mr. Biter Says Get Out

    The fellas are doing a murder mystery once again, or perhaps more of a how-catch-'em? Either way, gear up for more Sandy B action in Murder by Numbers. Jokes this week include: Typewriter perverts, a shelf bonanza, Little Europe, Granda's big escape, hyena conversation, The Mall Daddy and on getting out...

    1h 14m
  2. 32 - Miss Congeniality: Alfred's Red Room

    FEB 11

    32 - Miss Congeniality: Alfred's Red Room

    After a bit of a break for some serious earnestness, the fellas are back at it with a proper episode on Miss Congeniality. The flagship moment for Season 4 has arrived, with a deep dive on jokes like: Windex Bets, biscuit bucks, Mr. Clean's big debut film, Little Bhutan, horses as beef, Krispy Can't, San Antonio Winds and a lot more 90s nostaliga.

    1h 8m

  3. FEB 4

    31 - SPECIAL EPISODE: Rudy Tabootie's Guide to 2026

    OHHHHHHHH man, this one certainly got away from the fellas, dinnit? Apologies folks (or not, depending) as this one gets way off the rails and incredibly earnest. There's jokes here — at least a few — but with everything going on, some things just needed to be said. Especially if said through the mouth of a beloved cartoon icon. Topics include: cookie point exchange rates, marking the vans, Windex as a sponsor, and just a ton of earnest content.

    1h 7m

  4. JAN 21

    PATREON FEED DROP: The Fellowship of the Ring

    Your elven eyes do not deceive you! Yes, to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the release of Fellowship of the Ring, the boys are giving you special access to their (previously) Patreon-exclusive episode on that same film. What do the fellas have to say about hairy feets, potatoes, gettin' stabbed and smokin' hot park interpreters? Well, you'll have to go here and back again to find out!

    1 hr
  5. 29 - 28 Days: On Horse People

    JAN 7

    29 - 28 Days: On Horse People

    The fellas are doing their court-ordered stint in rehab after ruining someone's wedding. So grab a Go Bag™ and head on down to this week's episode about 28 Days, starring Sandy B. Jokes this time include: A plethora of Kiwis, throwing stars for your toddler, Strider as a pony, the Sits-Down-Waiter, crushed melons, and a little bit of jello and apple sauce. Episode Notes: If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction — and can't find appropriate help — know that the fellas are always here for you. Email us, reach out to us on social media, whatever you need. We can point you to a support network that will help.

    1h 11m
  6. 28 - Gun Shy: Wet Tenor's Merry Pizzmazz

    12/24/2025

    28 - Gun Shy: Wet Tenor's Merry Pizzmazz

    The dudes are welcoming Liam Neeson back to the podcast this week with Gun Shy, a flick starring the one and only Sandy B. However, it does take them quite a while to get to the movie. Once they do, however, the jokes and goofs include topics like: how hip the fellas are, NPArticles, Uncle Buck shenanigans, Dayton re: center of the universe, and one particularly damp crooner. Happy Holidays, everyone!

    1h 6m
  7. 27 - Forces of Nature: Danish Pleasure

    12/10/2025

    27 - Forces of Nature: Danish Pleasure

    The boys are getting romantic (kinda) again with 1999's Forces of Nature, starring Sandy B in the role of a lifetime (maybe). Confess your love and get married in a hurricane, because jokes this week include: Tom's super duper bean juice, Lat-Whites, the weakest nails, gulpin' some Joe, when planes go on strike and a very high percentage.

    1h 16m
  8. 26 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Ballerina

    11/26/2025

    26 - EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Ballerina

    Your eyes are not lying to you folks! That's right, the boys are back at it with a couple of new Keanu flicks, starting with 2025's Ballerina. They are over the moon to be back in the Wickverse, with jokes including: Starz finally pays off, sink time with the little one, Doritos Presents Hulu, the big flame thrower fight and extra colon please!

    1h 8m
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Join two best friends as they take a deep dive into the careers of some of America's favorite actors. They've already been punished by America's Dad, Tom Hanks and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, and now it's time for them to get mugged by Keanu Reeves! New episodes every other Wednesday.

Information

  • Creator
    Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    248
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Luke Patrick & Sam Siegel
  • Show Website
    Hanksy Panksy