Teaching My Cat To Read: The “very serious” Book Review Podcast

Teaching my Cat to Read
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"Teaching My Cat to Read" is a book podcast that adds a unique comedic twist to literary discussions - thinking what our cat would think of this book. Discover answers to questions like, "Who would emerge victorious in a fight between Lady Catherine and Mrs. Bennett?" or "Who funded the grant money for Victor Frankenstein's experiments?" And don't forget, we never fail to ask the important question: "What rating would our cat give this book?" Tune in every other week for brand new episodes that guarantee laughter and literary discussion. P.s. We have content warnings for each episode, please check them to make sure it’s your cup of tea!

  1. 1d ago ·  Bonus

    Jurassic Park - Chekov’s Armoury Simply Loaded With Dinosaurs

    This week, we’re heading to Isla Nublar to talk about Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton. While most people know the film, the novel is a very different beast—darker, more suspenseful, and packed with fascinating ideas about science, technology, and what happens when human ambition gets carried away. We chat about the novel's biggest themes, our favourite characters, the moments that had us on the edge of our seats, and how the book compares to its blockbuster adaptation. Along the way, we ask the important questions: which character best fits the mansplain, manipulate, malewife chart? Who earns the coveted F-word? Who would make the absolute worst roommate on Isla Nublar? And, perhaps most importantly, what rating would our cat give this book? Whether you're a lifelong Jurassic Park fan or you've only ever seen the movie, join us for a fun, spoiler-filled discussion as we dig into one of the greatest science fiction thrillers ever written—and discover why there's so much more to this story than dinosaurs escaping their enclosures. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

  2. 09/07/2025

    Q and A - Call and response with listener questions

    We asked you to send in your burning questions - about books, cats, podcasting, and everything in between - and you delivered. From favourite reads and guilty pleasure genres to behind-the-scenes podcast stories (and a few chaotic tangents), we’re answering them all. Whether you’ve been here since episode one or you’re brand new to the show, this is a perfect chance to get to know us better and hear more about the books we love, the characters we can’t stop talking about, and what really happens when the mics are off. So grab a cup of tea, settle in with your favourite furry friend, and join us for a cosy, chatty episode full of book recommendations, reader confessions, and a whole lot of laughter. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

  3. 08/24/2025

    Carry on Jeeves - Our Favourite Married Couple

    This week, we’re diving into Carry On, Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse, a collection of short stories that perfectly captures the hilariously lopsided dynamic between the clueless Bertie Wooster and his unflappable valet, Jeeves. If you’ve never read Wodehouse before, this is the perfect entry point-sharp, charming, and laugh-out-loud funny. In this episode, we talk about what makes the Jeeves and Wooster stories so enduring, from Wodehouse’s pitch-perfect dialogue to the delightful absurdity of upper-crust London life. We’ll share our favorite stories from the collection, highlight some of the best one-liners, and celebrate Jeeves as the quiet mastermind behind every narrowly-avoided disaster. Whether you're revisiting these stories or meeting Bertie and Jeeves for the first time, join us for a joyful, breezy conversation about one of comedy literature’s most iconic duos. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

  4. 08/10/2025

    All systems Red - Local SecUnit Can’t Believe It Paused Its Shows For This

    This week, we’re talking about All Systems Red by Martha Wells, the first novella in the Murderbot Diaries series-and it’s safe to say we’re officially obsessed. With a title like Murderbot, you’d expect chaos (and there’s plenty), but what really caught us is the dry humor, the unexpected heart, and one of the most relatable AI narrators we’ve ever met. In this episode, we dive into Murderbot’s struggle with autonomy, its complicated relationship with humans, and how this quick-paced sci-fi story manages to balance action, existential questions, and awkward social interactions, all in under 150 pages. Whether you’re new to the series or already binge-reading the sequels, come hang out as we break down what makes All Systems Red such a smart, funny, and surprisingly emotional ride through the galaxy. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

  5. 07/27/2025

    Murder at the Vicarage -No One Expects the Village Inquisition

    This week, we’re stepping into the quiet village of St. Mary Mead—where, naturally, a murder has just taken place. We're talking about Murder at the Vicarage, Agatha Christie’s first full length novel to feature the sharp-eyed, quietly brilliant Miss Marple. In this episode, we dig into what makes this book such a good introductory read to one of Christie’s most beloved detectives. We’ll talk red herrings, small-town secrets, and why this seemingly peaceful village is the perfect setting for a whodunnit. Plus, we’ll share our favorite suspects, biggest surprises, and what we love about Christie’s clever plotting and dry wit. Whether you’re new to Miss Marple or revisiting her first case, join us as we unravel the mystery at the vicarage—one suspicious clue at a time. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

  6. 07/13/2025 ·  Bonus

    Mini Ep - Death on the Nile

    In this mini episode we re-cap the Agatha Christie Novel “Death on the Nile”. Note, we will spoil the plot of this book in this mini episode.  The Back of the book: “The tranquility of a cruise along the Nile is shattered by the discovery that Linnet Ridgeway has been shot through the head. She was young, stylish and beautiful, a girl who had everything – until she lost her life. Hercule Poirot recalls an earlier outburst by a fellow passenger: ‘I’d like to put my dear little pistol against her head and just press the trigger.’ Yet in this exotic setting’ nothing is ever quite what it seems…” Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

  7. 06/29/2025

    Harrow the Ninth - It’s A Beautiful Day On The Mithraeum And You Are A Horrible Necromancer

    We’re back for part two of our deep dive into Harrow the Ninth by Tamsyn Muir—because let’s be honest, one episode wasn’t nearly enough. In this follow-up discussion, we’re untangling all the parts we didn't get to discuss in the first half - where things get even more mind-bending, the emotional stakes rise, and the mysteries lurking behind the Locked Tomb start to come into sharper (and stranger) focus. We’ll talk about the reveals that had us flipping back through chapters, the shifting identities, and what it all might mean for Harrow, Gideon, and the rest of the Emperor’s chosen. Expect a mix of wild theories, quiet heartbreak, and plenty of awe at how Muir manages to keep us both lost and totally hooked. If you’ve finished Harrow the Ninth and need a space to process everything—or you’re just here to scream about THAT ending—you’re in the right place. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

  8. 06/15/2025

    Harrow the Ninth - Tragic Find-And-Replace Incident: Multiple Deaths

    We’re back in the world of necromancers and space palaces with *Harrow the Ninth* by Tamsyn Muir—and things are even weirder (and more brilliant) than before. If you caught our episode on *Gideon the Ninth*, you know we’re already obsessed with this series. Now, we’re diving headfirst into Harrow’s fractured mind, impossible timelines, and a story that refuses to play by the rules.   In the next two episodes, we unpack the chaos, the heartbreak, and the genius of Muir’s writing. We’ll talk about what makes Harrow such a complex and fascinating character, how this book messes with memory and reality, and why—despite the confusion—it all somehow works.   So if you’ve read *Harrow the Ninth* and need someone to yell about it with, or you’re just curious what all the buzz is about, this one’s for you. Just be warned: nothing in the Locked Tomb series is ever straightforward—but that’s part of the fun. Support the show Recommend us a Book! If there’s a book you want to recommend to us to read, just send us a message/email and we’ll pop it on our long list (but please read our review policy on our website first for the books we accept). Social Media Website: https://teachingmycattoread.wordpress.com/ Email: teachingmycattoread@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/teachmycat2read/ Tumblr: https://teachingmycattoread.tumblr.com Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFXi9LNQv8SBQt8ilgTZXtQ Listener Survey https://forms.gle/TBZUBH4SK8dez8RP9

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"Teaching My Cat to Read" is a book podcast that adds a unique comedic twist to literary discussions - thinking what our cat would think of this book. Discover answers to questions like, "Who would emerge victorious in a fight between Lady Catherine and Mrs. Bennett?" or "Who funded the grant money for Victor Frankenstein's experiments?" And don't forget, we never fail to ask the important question: "What rating would our cat give this book?" Tune in every other week for brand new episodes that guarantee laughter and literary discussion. P.s. We have content warnings for each episode, please check them to make sure it’s your cup of tea!

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