The Middle Classholes

The Middle Classholes
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  1. 1d ago

    VMA Butt Lasers Episode

    In this episode of "The Middle Classholes" titled "VMA Butt Lasers Episode," hosts Wes and Murray dive into a wide-ranging conversation spanning middle school homework struggles, memorable 1990s MTV moments, and home improvement store mishaps. The duo also share a special tribute to close out the show, dedicating the episode to the memory of Robert Charles Horn Jr. 00:22 — Middle School Project Chaos 04:59 — Procrastination and Cultural Fair Projects 21:18 — Lowe's vs. Home Depot DIY Mishaps 29:10 — Shock Value in Pop Culture and the VMAs 33:27 — Howard Stern's Fartman Entrance 38:12 — Peak 90s Music Television and MTV Unplugged 50:02 — Fun Fact Friday: Live Television History 50:23 — The Moon Landing and Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction 56:28 — O.J. Simpson Chase and Oscars Slap 1:01:47 — Challenger Explosion and September 11 Coverage 1:05:15 — Before You Go: Mike Tomlin's Minecraft City 1:13:30 — Closing Thoughts and Tributes

    VMA Butt Lasers Episode

  2. Sep 26

    The Quickie Episode

    Life got in the way, so Murr and Foxman are bringing you an abbreviated, 38-minute crash course of The Middle Classholes! The guys dive into the harsh reality of turning on the heat in September, the trials and tribulations of aging parents, and why middle school math makes them feel entirely inadequate. Plus, they share nostalgic trauma from childhood horror movies, reminisce about abandoned 90s outlet malls, and Foxman delivers a direct call-out to a Christian podcast host who ghosted him. 00:00:16 - Orioles Gear and Turning on the Heat in September 00:02:51 - Full House Logic and Aging Parents 00:08:18 - Middle School Homework and Remedial Education 00:11:51 - Haunted Houses and Nostalgic Childhood Fears 00:19:18 - The Perryville Outlet Mall Nightclub Dream 00:23:51 - Fun Fact Friday: Grok on Apollo 13 and Aliens 00:32:27 - Traumatizing 80s Rated-R Movies 00:35:58 - Pumpkin Spice Caskets and Foxman's Podcast Call-Out

    The Quickie Episode

  3. Sep 18

    Three AI Companies in a Trench Coat Episode

    The crew dives headfirst into the looming AI apocalypse and whether three tech giants in a trench coat are propping up the entire economy. From there, the guys pivot to baseball drama involving rookie hats and power-tripping umps, youth sports streaming paywalls, and a wild Fun Fact Friday covering QWERTY keyboards, sundials, and telephone greetings. To wrap things up, they break down OnlyFans spending per capita and the internet's ongoing obsession with Sydney Sweeney before closing out the week. 00:15 - The AI Apocalypse and Terminator 2 Theories 03:45 - AI Monopolies, Regulation, and Ted Cruz's Robot Army 07:00 - Data Centers, Organoid Brains, and The Matrix 11:00 - Corporate Workplaces, PowerPoint Decks, and Workforce Resets 17:35 - MLB Rookie Hat Drama and Umpire Power Trips 26:15 - Youth Sports Streaming Paywalls and Club Fees 37:25 - The Upcoming Pete Rose Biopic and Hall of Fame Debates 47:15 - Rugby Fans Take Over Baltimore and Local Brewery Records 51:15 - Fun Fact Friday: QWERTY Keyboards and Sundial Clocks 57:05 - Fun Fact Friday: Railroad Gauges and Button Placement 01:05:30 - Fun Fact Friday: The Origin of "Hello" 01:07:45 - OnlyFans Stats Per Capita and Sydney Sweeney Discourse

    Three AI Companies in a Trench Coat Episode

  4. Sep 11

    Class Action Payoffs , Mic Ultra, and Bipartisan BS Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Classholes, the hosts unpack the absurd reality of class action lawsuits, comparing their own prospective payouts—ranging from $2.50 to $80—while highlighting how lawyers walk away with millions while everyday consumers get next to nothing. They dive into political disillusionment, questioning why modern leaders can't compromise, before pivoting to a lighter debate on Michelob Ultra topping the beer charts and the proper shape of a bottle for maximum chugging efficiency. Finally, "Fun Fact Friday" highlights ridiculous lawsuit payouts—including Subway's 11-inch "footlong" and Red Bull's lack of literal wings—before wrapping up with a hot take on TSA's updated airport gate policies. 00:25 - Unexpected Class Action Lawsuit News 05:14 - Midterm Elections, Bribes, and Voters 09:32 - The State of Modern Politics and Political Media 16:21 - Stewart, Limbaugh, and Celebrities in Politics 22:57 - Media Headlines and Trolling Corporate America 27:14 - South Park and Freedom of Speech 32:39 - Remembering 9/11 Twenty-Five Years Later 37:59 - The Rise of Michelob Ultra and Beer Culture 43:34 - Go-To Cheap Beers and Bottle Dynamics 51:54 - Fun Fact Friday: Absurd Class Action Cases 01:05:08 - Steroids, Performance Enhancers, and Personal Choice 01:11:28 - TSA Security Changes and Airport Memories

    Class Action Payoffs , Mic Ultra, and Bipartisan BS Episode

  5. Sep 4

    The PBR Beer Heist Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Classholes titled "The PBR Beer Heist Episode," hosts Murr and Foxman blend humorous personal anecdotes and pop culture commentary, starting with local Baltimore parking grievances, Street Fighter II nostalgia, and household DIY mishaps before tackling the titular story. The duo discusses a high-profile heist involving 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer stolen from a California facility, weighing the absurd logistics of the crime alongside their own past stories of beer-stealing shenanigans. They round out the episode with a "Fun Fact Friday" segment covering bizarre historical mysteries—such as the Dyatlov Pass incident and underwater formations—and conclude with commentary on the conviction of Tupac Shakur's killer. 00:00:21 – "Ken" Moves & Baltimore Parking Retribution 00:05:13 – Street Fighter II & Nostalgic Video Games 00:09:07 – The "Wombo Combo" & "Leroy Jenkins" Memes 00:11:42 – Kitchen Cleaning Hacks & Parchment Paper Supremacy 00:15:03 – Scooter Commuters vs. Rural Outlaws 00:19:12 – Surveillance Cameras, Speeding Tickets, & Traffic Court 00:28:12 – Lessons on Identity & Lesbian Bigfoot Hunters 00:32:01 – The 40,000 lbs PBR Beer Heist 00:41:47 – Tree Law, Mysterious Cockroaches, & Shooting at Planes 00:46:07 – Fun Fact Friday: Lost Cities & Ancient Stone Formations 01:04:45 – The Dyatlov Pass Incident 01:07:26 – Closing the Case on Tupac's Murder

    The PBR Beer Heist Episode

  6. Aug 28

    The Fart Corner & The Bologna Hack Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Class Holes, the hosts tackle a chaotic blend of absurd internet news, corporate cynicism, and pop culture breakdowns. The guys dive headfirst into the rise of subscription-based models and the feeling that "they" are pushing society toward owning nothing, before dissecting the fallout from Good Good Golf’s controversial commercial blunder that cost them high-profile corporate partnerships. The conversation ranges from evaluating a viral, questionable bologna-pulled-pork recipe to debating the merits of an elementary school "fart corner" designed to destigmatize bodily functions. Rounding out the show, the hosts share trivia on food origins during Fun Fact Friday and pay heartfelt tributes to late cultural icons Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Peter Cullen. 00:00:19 — Bad News and Horse Meat Rumors 00:03:38 — Conspiracy Theories and Insect Protein 00:06:06 — The Subscription Economy Rant 00:10:20 — Good Good’s Controversial Golf Commercial 00:20:49 — LoveSac Furniture Debacle 00:28:21 — Middle Class or White Trash: Grated Bologna Sandwich 00:36:52 — The Elementary School Fart Corner 00:48:59 — Fun Fact Friday: Food Origins 01:08:44 — Paying Tribute to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry 01:16:14 — Remembering Peter Cullen

    The Fart Corner & The Bologna Hack Episode

  7. Aug 21

    The Reaper Is Always Watching Episode

    On this week’s episode of The Middle Classholes, Wes trades his desk for manual labor pulling low-voltage cabling at George Washington University, sparking a chat on the physical toll of blue-collar work, while O'Raley and Murr swap wild stories of waging war on local raccoons. The guys then dissect an atrocious botched home run review at an Orioles game, unpack a massive, pledge-run Penn State fraternity cocaine bust, and recount history's most expensive hoaxes—including the man who sold the Eiffel Tower twice. Rounding out the show, they reveal the bizarre news story behind this week's cover art featuring a man dressed as the Grim Reaper on a hospital roof and tackle listener emails on home inspections and upcoming crossovers. 00:00:17 – Blue-Collar Cable Pulling & Daily Body Wear 00:06:47 – Pergola Raccoons & Postal Delivery Tripwires 00:14:32 – Orioles Home Run Review & Bad Umpiring 00:22:12 – The Union System & Referee Incompetence 00:29:47 – Penn State Fraternity Cocaine Bust 00:38:02 – Digital Payments & Campus Drug Logistics 00:45:27 – History's Most Expensive Scams 00:53:12 – The Eiffel Tower Hoax & Cardiff Giant 01:00:57 – Grim Reaper on the Hospital Roof 01:08:22 – Home Inspections & Summer Crossovers

    The Reaper Is Always Watching Episode

  8. Aug 14

    Employers Trading Employees Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Classholes, the guys tackle everything from everyday public line-cutting etiquette and stadium bathroom chaos to the wild idea of corporate America operating like professional sports leagues—complete with employee trades, draft picks, and no-trade clauses. They explore alternative pathways to traditional college degrees through company-sponsored training and blue-collar trades before diving into a bizarre round of historical quackery, featuring goat-gland transplants, 18th-century rabbit hoaxes, and John Harvey Kellogg's infamous sanitarium treatments. Wrapping up with a look at workout physiology and strange human anatomy facts, it’s a packed mix of practical grievances, absurdity, and historical trivia. 00:00:16 – Grocery Store Checkout Etiquette & Sprinted Passing 00:04:24 – Starbucks Door-Holding & Register Cutting Dilemma 00:05:27 – Dollar General Line Frustrations & Public Arguments 00:07:53 – Ravens Playoff Game Bathroom Line Drama 00:09:38 – Town Hall Outrage & Flock Surveillance Cameras 00:11:59 – Lindsay Clancy Trial & Internet True Crime Theories 00:19:34 – Middle Class Problems: What If Employers Could Trade Employees? 00:40:06 – Solving College: Direct Corporate Training Programs 01:03:26 – Fun Fact Friday: Ridiculous Human Experiments 01:06:42 – Animal Magnetism, Goat Testicles, & 32 Chews 01:18:32 – Mary Toft’s Rabbit Hoax & Kellogg’s Extreme Treatments

    Employers Trading Employees Episode
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  • Creator
    The Middle Classholes
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    370
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