The Middle Classholes

The Middle Classholes
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Warning! This show should not be consumed by anyone but, since you’re here… Witness proof that the internet has exposed humanity’s fatal flaw. Idiots.

  1. Somebody Call 911? Episode

    2d ago

    Somebody Call 911? Episode

    In this episode, the hosts dive into a hilariously candid mix of sports culture, modern dilemmas, and bizarre public emergencies. They kick things off by breaking down the massive business behind jersey branding and the skyrocketing costs that are pricing everyday fans out of sports arenas, before analyzing a legendary playoff buzzer-beater and celebrating the return of old-school grit to basketball. Things take a comedic turn during their signature "Middle Class or White Trash?" segment, which sparks a debate over legacy passwords and tech nostalgia. Finally, the guys countdown the absolute wildest reasons people have ever dialed 911—ranging from drive-thru fast-food disasters to "trapping ghosts"—before swapping local driving horror stories about near-misses with Maryland deer and a rogue autonomous food delivery robot on the loose. 00:14 – Introduction & The Jersey Commodity 05:58 – The Premium Price of Sports Fanaticism 10:05 – Analysis of the Ultimate Game-Winning Tip-In 17:05 – The Return of Grit to the NBA 22:27 – Segment: Middle Class or White Trash? (The Divorce Settlement) 28:57 – Password Security & Internet Low-Hanging Fruit 34:19 – 911 Dispatcher Confessions: Feral Kids & Whopper Emergencies 42:15 – 911 Dispatcher Confessions: Attacking Ghosts & Misplaced Signs 56:59 – Rules of the Road: Maryland Deer & Flinching Teslas 01:31:42 – Rogue Delivery Robots & Wrapping Up

    1h 42m
  2. So You Had A Bad Day Episode

    Jun 5

    So You Had A Bad Day Episode

    Foxman and Murr engage in a humorous and candid discussion about various topics, including the NHL Stanley Cup, the role of sign language at sporting events, and the complexities of modern media consumption. They delve into personal anecdotes, such as Wes's challenging day at work and Murr's reflections on wrestling and pop culture. The conversation is peppered with witty banter and insightful observations, making it an entertaining listen for fans of sports, media, and everyday life. 00:15 – NHL Finals & National Anthem Debate 06:03 – DirecTV, Blackouts & Streaming Frustrations 09:48 – Wes Has the Worst Day Ever 15:10 – Dan Soder, Will Sasso & Wrestling Impressions 18:00 – Bret Hart's Legacy Revisited 27:10 – El Grande Americano & Modern Wrestling Storytelling 30:55 – The Great Wig Discussion 38:15 – Ozempic, Weight Loss & Side Effects 40:35 – Sleep Farts, Marriage & Bob's Burgers 42:00 – Track & Field Memories 45:35 – Fun Fact Friday Begins 47:30 – "It's All Downhill From Here" 49:30 – "High and Dry" 51:30 – "All Bets Are Off" 54:45 – "The Plot Thickens" 59:10 – "We're All in the Same Boat" 1:01:15 – Additional Phrase Origins & Fun Fact Friday Continues 1:23:15 – Wrap-Up & Next Week Preview

    1h 24m
  3. The Rotisserie Chicken on a Plane Episode

    May 29

    The Rotisserie Chicken on a Plane Episode

    Murr and Foxman into nostalgic brand breakdowns, the frustrations of modern car manufacturing, and a hilarious debate over TSA-compliant travel items. Equal parts witty commentary and unfiltered banter, the hosts weigh in on whether specific behaviors are "middle class or white trash" before wrapping up with trivia and an awkward personal blunder involving a giant crab statue. 00:16 – Intro & Brands From Our Youth 01:52 – The Era of Reebok Pumps & Bo Jackson Trainers 06:27 – The Aging Lexus & Luxury Brand Luster 08:48 – Brand Connotations: Walmart vs. High-End 11:21 – The 20-Year Historic Tag Rule & Old vs. New Cars 14:06 – Engineering Over-Regulation & Modular/Custom Vehicles 16:40 – Bush Repairs & Fixing Snowmobiles on the Fly 29:45 – Segment: Middle Class or White Trash? (TSA Allowed Items) 30:53 – Whole Watermelons 32:41 – Live Lobsters 38:23 – Live Fish in Water 40:25 – Whole Rotisserie Chickens 44:12 – Frozen Breast Milk 47:17 – Whole Pies and Cakes 50:05 – Cremated Remains 52:28 – Bowling Balls and Bowling Pins 54:05 – Professional Bowling vs. Other Sports Cultures 57:39 – Joey Chestnut & Eating Contest Drama 58:40 – Corporate Jargon Study & Teaser for Next Week 59:21 – Segment: Fun Fact Friday (Origins of Common Phrases) 59:23 – "Ain't the Milk Cold" & O's Win Streaks 01:01:10 – "Stole My Thunder" 01:05:15 – "Butter Someone Up" 01:06:19 – "Bite the Bullet" 01:08:21 – "Turn a Blind Eye" 01:10:03 – "Barking Up the Wrong Tree" 01:11:34 – Wes's Guinness Brewery Crab Statue Incident

    1h 17m
  4. What Is It That You Do Here? Epsiode

    May 22

    What Is It That You Do Here? Epsiode

    Ole Rollie McGinny joins Foxman and Murr this week as the group peels back he curtain on the absurdity of common interview questions—like “What’s your biggest weakness?” and “Where do you see yourself in five years?”—and learn how to turn these pyschological traps into your advantage. From crafting brutally honest responses that cut through the corporate BS to imagining a WWE-themed Dungeons & Dragons campaign that would make Vince McMahon jealous, this episode is packed with unexpected insights and laugh-out-loud stories. 00:24 – Introduction & "Ideas That Will Never Happen" 01:18 – The Cup Holder Goo Cube 02:46 – Pitching "Dungeons & Dragons: WWE Edition" 09:16 – Going Off-Script in Tabletop Campaigns 10:23 – The Tabletop Gaming Boom & Wrestling Promos 14:18 – Old-School Wrestling Lore & Backstage Drama 19:58 – Dealing with TKO Corporate & Retirement Dreams 21:29 – Tech Overlords, AI Data Centers, and Space Solar 24:15 – Vacation Recap: Traveling through Germany 27:14 – Cultural Differences & Lax European Parenting 30:34 – The Pain of Local Transit & Going to Orioles Games 33:09 – Nostalgic Sports Memories & Bootleg Merch 35:34 – Marketing Mainz & Language Anxiety 38:14 – Mid-Show Break & Hormel Sponsorship Hopes 39:04 – Job Interviews: Blunt & Honest Answers 01:03:54 – Old College Pranks & Conflict Resolution

    1h 42m
  5. The Adult Auditing Episode

    May 15

    The Adult Auditing Episode

    Join Foxman and Murr—the Middle Class Holes—as they dive into the relatable, often ridiculous struggles of everyday adulthood. In this episode, the guys explore the daunting world of entrepreneurship, reflecting on why it feels so much harder for naturalized citizens to start businesses compared to the "house money" mindset of immigrants. The conversation takes a hilarious and unexpected turn into the bizarre world of high-end spa retail and the graphic realities of childbirth. Finally, the trio reviews a BuzzFeed list of everyday tasks that make adults feel like they’re just playing dress-up, from the "trickery" of business attire to the secret art of pretending to be an angry parent while secretly being amused. 01:00 – The Entrepreneurship Gap: Why starting a business is terrifying 07:05 – Immigration and "House Money": Perspectives on risk and failure 11:45 – Business Ideas: From food trucks to indoor soccer warehouses 14:02 – Spa Day Surprises: Gift cards and vaginal dilators 18:25 – Childbirth Realities: C-sections and "poop nurses" 22:45 – The Wild World of Targeted Ads: Internal speakers and bone conductors 25:07 – A Case for the Metric System: Standard measurements vs. multiples of ten 26:30 – Adults Auditing Themselves: The "trickery" of business attire 33:30 – Parental Pretense: When your kids are narcs 38:15 – Adulting Realities: Why standard household tasks feel like a joke. 41:20 – The "Business Attire" Charade: Does dressing up actually make you better at your job?. 44:45 – High-End Retail vs. Reality: The absurdity of expensive "wrinkle-free" blazers. 47:10 – Corporate Dress Codes: Why needing to wear a suit can be a dealbreaker for a new job. 50:05 – Broadcasting School Memories: The contrast between wearing a suit and the wild reality of first radio jobs. 53:30 – Fun Fact Friday: A look at the jiggle machine and other odd historical fitness trends. 58:45 – Outro: Where to find the Middle Class Holes on social media and how to get in touch.

    1h 20m
  6. People Helping People Episode

    May 8

    People Helping People Episode

    In this episode of the Middle Class Holes, the guys dive into a "Eureka moment" regarding the legalization of sex work in New York City and a very specific—if slightly legally questionable—proposal for mandatory medical training for providers. From diagnosing prostate health to the logistics of "naughty bit" certifications, no stone (or lump) is left unturned. The conversation then shifts from the streets to the skies as the gang discusses Spirit Airlines' final days. The group tackles a BuzzFeed list of basic life facts that people didn't realize until they were adults, leading to a heated debate over the true, dark fate of the "Little Piggy" who went to the market and a deep dive into the historical "coincidence" of Mount Rushmore. Fun fact Friday followed up by Salmon that have fed cocaine. The results will shock you. Finally, the Classholes pay tribute to the life of Ted Turner with a throwback to a 2020 discussion about how badass he really was. 00:36 – The "Eureka Moment": A Proposal for Licensed Medical Sex Workers 03:50 – Logistics and HIPAA: Certified Nursing Assistants for "Naughty Bits" 07:33 – Real-World Consequences: Self-Reporting and the Referral Sheet 11:15 – Puddle Jumpers and the Demise of Spirit Airlines 21:41 – The "Captain Ron" Airline: A New Business Proposal 22:36 – BuzzFeed Confessions: Realizing the Dark Truth of "This Little Piggy" 31:40 – The "Natural Earthquake" theory of Mount Rushmore. 36:09 – The prolific rapper named "Feet" (FT): A hip-hop misunderstanding. 54:35 - Fun Fact Friday 1:09:05 - Coked up Salmon 1:18:46 - RIP Ted Turner

    1h 24m
  7. Freedom To Burn Our Lungs Episode

    May 1

    Freedom To Burn Our Lungs Episode

    In this conversation, Foxman and Murr discuss various topics ranging from the implications of smoking regulations in the UK to the legacy of late-night television hosts like Conan O'Brien. The discussion explores the cultural perspectives on smoking and vaping, the evolution of late-night shows, and the impact of celebrity controversies on public perception. Additionally, Wes shares a humorous take on minivans and engages in a thought-provoking 'One and Done' segment about the hypothetical scenario of being a gorilla. In this engaging conversation, Foxman and Murr explore various themes ranging from survival strategies in the wild to the intersection of fame and animal behavior. The discussion delves into the dark history of drugs, particularly their use in society and warfare, while also touching on the absurdities of celebrity culture and the lengths one might go to achieve fame. 00:15 The Smoking Debate: Freedom vs. Regulation 07:23 Cultural Perspectives on Smoking and Vaping 14:19 Conan O'Brien's Late Night Legacy 22:00 The Evolution of Late Night Television 30:24 Celebrity Controversies and Public Perception 37:29 The Minivan Revelation: A New Perspective 40:12 One and Done: The Gorilla Dilemma 47:30 Survival Strategies in the Wild 49:26 The Quest for Celebrity Status 51:57 The Intersection of Fame and Animal Behavior 56:27 Fun Fact Friday: Drugs from the Past 01:11:36 The Dark History of Baby Calmers 01:17:14 The Role of Drugs in War and Society

    1h 34m
  8. The AI Spaghetti Incident Episode

    Apr 24

    The AI Spaghetti Incident Episode

    This episode explores the impact of AI on privacy, entertainment, and society, with humorous insights into wrestling, internet culture, and the future of technology. This episode features a lively discussion on the origins of inventions, humorous anecdotes, and speculative thoughts on AI, aliens, and technology inspired by pop culture and history. Dive into fun facts about the flip phone, coffee webcams, and the true story behind the taser, along with humorous family dinner stories and insights on future tech. 00:15 The Paywall Dilemma 06:12 The Scrubbing of the Internet 12:07 Parenting in the Digital Age 25:09 The Humor of Shane Gillis 30:27 The Rise of Danhausen in Wrestling 38:43 Fun Fact Friday: Inventions and Inspirations 51:57 The Influence of Science Fiction on Technology 01:00:21 The Origins of the Taser 01:12:07 Reflections on Family Dynamics and Dinner Conversations

    1h 18m
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  • Creator
    The Middle Classholes
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    354
  • Rating
    Explicit
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