The Middle Classholes

The Middle Classholes
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  1. 1d ago

    The Wiffle Ballification of America Episode

    On this episode of The Middle Classholes, the guys dive into a wild mix of topics, starting with a review of a rather unique birthday gag gift and a deep dive into the nostalgia and modern controversies surrounding the comedy classic Ace Ventura. The conversation then shifts to the "pickleballification" of backyard games as they debate the over-the-top seriousness and celebrations now infiltrating competitive wiffle ball leagues. After weighing in on a chaotic choose-your-n-adventure segment featuring a porch pirate confrontation and a suspicious clubhouse restroom incident, the crew evaluates a BuzzFeed list of extreme, high-paying jobs to see which ones they'd actually survive. Wrapping up with a fun-filled Friday facts segment exploring original movie scripts—including dark concepts for E.T. and The Truman Show—and a rant about the massive worker absenteeism expected for the upcoming release of Grand Theft Auto VI, this episode covers all the bases of middle-class grievances and laughs. 00:23 — Birthday gifts, MacBook Airs, and the infamous "Buttface" gag toy 02:00 — Looking back at the raw, unedited comedy of Ace Ventura and 90s cinema 03:52 — The "pickleballification" of backyard sports and corporate wiffle ball leagues 10:48 — Elevating boring sports: Why darts and competitive Excel spreadsheets need more spectacle 14:59 — Choose your adventure: Confronting a porch pirate in Baltimore 21:20 — A suspicious clubhouse restroom incident on golf tournament day 24:34 — The "Dirty Jobs" high-pay scale evaluation: From underwater welding to crisis nurses 51:38 — Five Fun Facts Friday: Dark original scripts for E.T., Pretty Woman, and The Truman Show 1:03:00 — Before You Go: The massive worker absenteeism projected for the release of Grand Theft Auto VI

    The Wiffle Ballification of America Episode

  2. 5d ago

    Andy Harris, Where You At? Episode

    On this episode of The Middle Classholes, the guys dive into the chaos of being the lone sober guy at a wedding boat party, navigating pre-teen testosterone and door-slamming arguments, and losing their minds over a viral town hall video of Maryland representative Andy Harris. Plus, a wild Fun Fact Friday celebrating historical daredevils whose extreme stunt engineering didn't quite go according to plan! 00:15 — Sober on a Boozy Boat Trip 05:15 — Orioles Playgames and Charm City Nostalgia 07:31 — Pre-Teen Hormones, Jujitsu, and Door Slamming 18:57 — Basement Snakes and Critter Wrangling 25:46 — Andy Harris Town Hall Meltdown 37:25 — Tesla Rocket Boosters & Fun Fact Friday: Daredevil Disasters 50:37 — Wrap-Up and Halloween Teaser

    Andy Harris, Where You At? Episode

  3. Oct 9

    Pokémon Cards and High-Income Psyops Episode

    In this episode, the crew tackles everything from local Elkton, Maryland weed grow operations and multi-thousand-dollar vintage Pokémon card regrets to the absurdity of tech bro AI utopian promises and universal high-income theories. Alongside a breakdown of the great foul ball etiquette debate, bizarre alone-time confessions, a Hollywood late-bloomer actors edition of Fun Fact Friday, and a Texas man returning a massive $128,000 ATM cash bag, the guys deliver their signature unhinged banter as Wes prepares to leave the iconic basement foxhole. 00:22 — Elkton Weed Growers & The Early Days 01:41 — High School Penis Pill Hustles 03:30 — Pokemon Card Scams & Insane Market Values 06:22 — Vending Machines for Zins, Vapes, & Cards 09:33 — Hating Rich People & Post Malone's Card Purchases 16:47 — Universal High-Income AI Thought Experiments 35:46 — The Great Foul Ball Kid Etiquette Debate 41:45 — Weird Things People Do Alone (Fart Confessions & Dog Debates) 55:00 — Fun Fact Friday: Late-Bloomer Actors (Kyle Chandler & Friends) 1:12:22 — Before You Go: Finding & Returning $128,000 on an ATM

    Pokémon Cards and High-Income Psyops Episode

  4. Oct 2

    VMA Butt Lasers Episode

    In this episode of "The Middle Classholes" titled "VMA Butt Lasers Episode," hosts Wes and Murray dive into a wide-ranging conversation spanning middle school homework struggles, memorable 1990s MTV moments, and home improvement store mishaps. The duo also share a special tribute to close out the show, dedicating the episode to the memory of Robert Charles Horn Jr. 00:22 — Middle School Project Chaos 04:59 — Procrastination and Cultural Fair Projects 21:18 — Lowe's vs. Home Depot DIY Mishaps 29:10 — Shock Value in Pop Culture and the VMAs 33:27 — Howard Stern's Fartman Entrance 38:12 — Peak 90s Music Television and MTV Unplugged 50:02 — Fun Fact Friday: Live Television History 50:23 — The Moon Landing and Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction 56:28 — O.J. Simpson Chase and Oscars Slap 1:01:47 — Challenger Explosion and September 11 Coverage 1:05:15 — Before You Go: Mike Tomlin's Minecraft City 1:13:30 — Closing Thoughts and Tributes

    VMA Butt Lasers Episode

  5. Sep 26

    The Quickie Episode

    Life got in the way, so Murr and Foxman are bringing you an abbreviated, 38-minute crash course of The Middle Classholes! The guys dive into the harsh reality of turning on the heat in September, the trials and tribulations of aging parents, and why middle school math makes them feel entirely inadequate. Plus, they share nostalgic trauma from childhood horror movies, reminisce about abandoned 90s outlet malls, and Foxman delivers a direct call-out to a Christian podcast host who ghosted him. 00:00:16 - Orioles Gear and Turning on the Heat in September 00:02:51 - Full House Logic and Aging Parents 00:08:18 - Middle School Homework and Remedial Education 00:11:51 - Haunted Houses and Nostalgic Childhood Fears 00:19:18 - The Perryville Outlet Mall Nightclub Dream 00:23:51 - Fun Fact Friday: Grok on Apollo 13 and Aliens 00:32:27 - Traumatizing 80s Rated-R Movies 00:35:58 - Pumpkin Spice Caskets and Foxman's Podcast Call-Out

    The Quickie Episode

  6. Sep 18

    Three AI Companies in a Trench Coat Episode

    The crew dives headfirst into the looming AI apocalypse and whether three tech giants in a trench coat are propping up the entire economy. From there, the guys pivot to baseball drama involving rookie hats and power-tripping umps, youth sports streaming paywalls, and a wild Fun Fact Friday covering QWERTY keyboards, sundials, and telephone greetings. To wrap things up, they break down OnlyFans spending per capita and the internet's ongoing obsession with Sydney Sweeney before closing out the week. 00:15 - The AI Apocalypse and Terminator 2 Theories 03:45 - AI Monopolies, Regulation, and Ted Cruz's Robot Army 07:00 - Data Centers, Organoid Brains, and The Matrix 11:00 - Corporate Workplaces, PowerPoint Decks, and Workforce Resets 17:35 - MLB Rookie Hat Drama and Umpire Power Trips 26:15 - Youth Sports Streaming Paywalls and Club Fees 37:25 - The Upcoming Pete Rose Biopic and Hall of Fame Debates 47:15 - Rugby Fans Take Over Baltimore and Local Brewery Records 51:15 - Fun Fact Friday: QWERTY Keyboards and Sundial Clocks 57:05 - Fun Fact Friday: Railroad Gauges and Button Placement 01:05:30 - Fun Fact Friday: The Origin of "Hello" 01:07:45 - OnlyFans Stats Per Capita and Sydney Sweeney Discourse

    Three AI Companies in a Trench Coat Episode

  7. Sep 11

    Class Action Payoffs , Mic Ultra, and Bipartisan BS Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Classholes, the hosts unpack the absurd reality of class action lawsuits, comparing their own prospective payouts—ranging from $2.50 to $80—while highlighting how lawyers walk away with millions while everyday consumers get next to nothing. They dive into political disillusionment, questioning why modern leaders can't compromise, before pivoting to a lighter debate on Michelob Ultra topping the beer charts and the proper shape of a bottle for maximum chugging efficiency. Finally, "Fun Fact Friday" highlights ridiculous lawsuit payouts—including Subway's 11-inch "footlong" and Red Bull's lack of literal wings—before wrapping up with a hot take on TSA's updated airport gate policies. 00:25 - Unexpected Class Action Lawsuit News 05:14 - Midterm Elections, Bribes, and Voters 09:32 - The State of Modern Politics and Political Media 16:21 - Stewart, Limbaugh, and Celebrities in Politics 22:57 - Media Headlines and Trolling Corporate America 27:14 - South Park and Freedom of Speech 32:39 - Remembering 9/11 Twenty-Five Years Later 37:59 - The Rise of Michelob Ultra and Beer Culture 43:34 - Go-To Cheap Beers and Bottle Dynamics 51:54 - Fun Fact Friday: Absurd Class Action Cases 01:05:08 - Steroids, Performance Enhancers, and Personal Choice 01:11:28 - TSA Security Changes and Airport Memories

    Class Action Payoffs , Mic Ultra, and Bipartisan BS Episode

  8. Sep 4

    The PBR Beer Heist Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Classholes titled "The PBR Beer Heist Episode," hosts Murr and Foxman blend humorous personal anecdotes and pop culture commentary, starting with local Baltimore parking grievances, Street Fighter II nostalgia, and household DIY mishaps before tackling the titular story. The duo discusses a high-profile heist involving 40,000 pounds of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer stolen from a California facility, weighing the absurd logistics of the crime alongside their own past stories of beer-stealing shenanigans. They round out the episode with a "Fun Fact Friday" segment covering bizarre historical mysteries—such as the Dyatlov Pass incident and underwater formations—and conclude with commentary on the conviction of Tupac Shakur's killer. 00:00:21 – "Ken" Moves & Baltimore Parking Retribution 00:05:13 – Street Fighter II & Nostalgic Video Games 00:09:07 – The "Wombo Combo" & "Leroy Jenkins" Memes 00:11:42 – Kitchen Cleaning Hacks & Parchment Paper Supremacy 00:15:03 – Scooter Commuters vs. Rural Outlaws 00:19:12 – Surveillance Cameras, Speeding Tickets, & Traffic Court 00:28:12 – Lessons on Identity & Lesbian Bigfoot Hunters 00:32:01 – The 40,000 lbs PBR Beer Heist 00:41:47 – Tree Law, Mysterious Cockroaches, & Shooting at Planes 00:46:07 – Fun Fact Friday: Lost Cities & Ancient Stone Formations 01:04:45 – The Dyatlov Pass Incident 01:07:26 – Closing the Case on Tupac's Murder

    The PBR Beer Heist Episode
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  • Creator
    The Middle Classholes
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    373
  • Rating
    Explicit
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