The Middle Classholes

The Middle Classholes
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Warning! This show should not be consumed by anyone but, since you’re here… Witness proof that the internet has exposed humanity’s fatal flaw. Idiots.

  1. 6d ago

    The Fart Corner & The Bologna Hack Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Class Holes, the hosts tackle a chaotic blend of absurd internet news, corporate cynicism, and pop culture breakdowns. The guys dive headfirst into the rise of subscription-based models and the feeling that "they" are pushing society toward owning nothing, before dissecting the fallout from Good Good Golf’s controversial commercial blunder that cost them high-profile corporate partnerships. The conversation ranges from evaluating a viral, questionable bologna-pulled-pork recipe to debating the merits of an elementary school "fart corner" designed to destigmatize bodily functions. Rounding out the show, the hosts share trivia on food origins during Fun Fact Friday and pay heartfelt tributes to late cultural icons Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Peter Cullen. 00:00:19 — Bad News and Horse Meat Rumors 00:03:38 — Conspiracy Theories and Insect Protein 00:06:06 — The Subscription Economy Rant 00:10:20 — Good Good’s Controversial Golf Commercial 00:20:49 — LoveSac Furniture Debacle 00:28:21 — Middle Class or White Trash: Grated Bologna Sandwich 00:36:52 — The Elementary School Fart Corner 00:48:59 — Fun Fact Friday: Food Origins 01:08:44 — Paying Tribute to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry 01:16:14 — Remembering Peter Cullen

    The Fart Corner & The Bologna Hack Episode

  2. Aug 21

    The Reaper Is Always Watching Episode

    On this week’s episode of The Middle Classholes, Wes trades his desk for manual labor pulling low-voltage cabling at George Washington University, sparking a chat on the physical toll of blue-collar work, while O'Raley and Murr swap wild stories of waging war on local raccoons. The guys then dissect an atrocious botched home run review at an Orioles game, unpack a massive, pledge-run Penn State fraternity cocaine bust, and recount history's most expensive hoaxes—including the man who sold the Eiffel Tower twice. Rounding out the show, they reveal the bizarre news story behind this week's cover art featuring a man dressed as the Grim Reaper on a hospital roof and tackle listener emails on home inspections and upcoming crossovers. 00:00:17 – Blue-Collar Cable Pulling & Daily Body Wear 00:06:47 – Pergola Raccoons & Postal Delivery Tripwires 00:14:32 – Orioles Home Run Review & Bad Umpiring 00:22:12 – The Union System & Referee Incompetence 00:29:47 – Penn State Fraternity Cocaine Bust 00:38:02 – Digital Payments & Campus Drug Logistics 00:45:27 – History's Most Expensive Scams 00:53:12 – The Eiffel Tower Hoax & Cardiff Giant 01:00:57 – Grim Reaper on the Hospital Roof 01:08:22 – Home Inspections & Summer Crossovers

    The Reaper Is Always Watching Episode

  3. Aug 14

    Employers Trading Employees Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Classholes, the guys tackle everything from everyday public line-cutting etiquette and stadium bathroom chaos to the wild idea of corporate America operating like professional sports leagues—complete with employee trades, draft picks, and no-trade clauses. They explore alternative pathways to traditional college degrees through company-sponsored training and blue-collar trades before diving into a bizarre round of historical quackery, featuring goat-gland transplants, 18th-century rabbit hoaxes, and John Harvey Kellogg's infamous sanitarium treatments. Wrapping up with a look at workout physiology and strange human anatomy facts, it’s a packed mix of practical grievances, absurdity, and historical trivia. 00:00:16 – Grocery Store Checkout Etiquette & Sprinted Passing 00:04:24 – Starbucks Door-Holding & Register Cutting Dilemma 00:05:27 – Dollar General Line Frustrations & Public Arguments 00:07:53 – Ravens Playoff Game Bathroom Line Drama 00:09:38 – Town Hall Outrage & Flock Surveillance Cameras 00:11:59 – Lindsay Clancy Trial & Internet True Crime Theories 00:19:34 – Middle Class Problems: What If Employers Could Trade Employees? 00:40:06 – Solving College: Direct Corporate Training Programs 01:03:26 – Fun Fact Friday: Ridiculous Human Experiments 01:06:42 – Animal Magnetism, Goat Testicles, & 32 Chews 01:18:32 – Mary Toft’s Rabbit Hoax & Kellogg’s Extreme Treatments

    Employers Trading Employees Episode

  4. Aug 7

    Messing With The Mailman Episode

    The tables have officially turned! In this episode, Murray gets a taste of his own medicine when a group of kids on e-bikes decide to harass him while he’s out on his delivery route. Faced with teens pulling dangerous bike tricks in front of his 1980s mail truck, Murr reaches a classic midlife realization: he has officially become the grumpy adult he used to mess with back in the day. The guys swap stories of childhood delinquency—including Wes’s late-night fireworks, construction site destruction, and terrorizing the local newspaper delivery man while wearing a terrifying, custom-made porcelain devil mask. Later in the episode, the crew dives into a BuzzFeed list highlighting things that have become "socially acceptable" in the last ten years. They debate everything from location sharing among friends and last-minute plan cancellations to using AI as a therapist and the breakdown of proper dress codes. Finally, Murray rounds out the show with Fun Fact Friday, featuring public servant blunders—including a mayor taking bribes on a yacht from "vetted" undercover FBI agents and a politician caught red-handed stealing sunglasses at an airport. 00:15 — The Shoe Has Flipped03:45 — Murray’s E-Bike Standoff on the Mail Route09:30 — Realizing You’ve Become the Grumpy Adult14:15 — Wes’s Childhood Shenanigans & The Devil Mask21:00 — Socially Acceptable Now: Location Sharing & Tracking27:30 — Canceling Plans: "Protecting Your Peace" or Flaking?34:15 — Phone Etiquette, Dress Codes, and AI Therapy41:00 — Fun Fact Friday: Public Servant Blunders46:30 — Corruption on a Yacht & Airport Sunglasses Theft52:15 — Final Thoughts & Episode Wrap-Up

    Messing With The Mailman Episode

  5. Aug 2

    Glamping, Snakes, & 400-Thread-Count Sheets Episode

    Pack your 400-thread-count sheets and leave the flint at home—this week, the boys are taking a hard stand in defense of glamping. After watching a terrifying video of an underprepared outdoorsman face off with a tent snake, the guys debate why anyone feels the need to suffer in the woods just to prove a point. Plus, they break down: The Culture of Shaming: Why do we let other people’s opinions ruin the things we enjoy (looking at you, Nickelback and well-done steaks)?Corporate Bozos: 19 dead giveaways that your "genius" coworker actually has no idea what they’re doing.Fun Fact Friday: A food-centric deep dive into the gambling origins of the sandwich, the true roots of French fries, and the tragic decline of the Jell-O Pudding Pop.Whether you're sleeping under the stars or on an inflatable pillow-top mattress, grab a cold one and join the conversation! 00:18 – The Great Glamping vs. Camping Debate01:36 – The Tent Snake Incident & Outdoor Shaming05:06 – Why Do We Let People Ruin Things We Enjoy? (Nickelback & Steaks)10:43 – Discovering New Music & Judging Shts13:37 – Back to the Future Tees & Soccer Injury Updates19:11 – 19 Dead Giveaways Your Coworker Is Lost at Their Job24:07 – Tracking Time vs. Performance & Remote Work Rants37:25 – Catching AI in the Workplace41:14 – Fun Fact Friday: The Earl of Sandwich & Food Origins01:00:56 – The Rise, Fall, & Nostalgia of Jell-O Pudding Pops

    Glamping, Snakes, & 400-Thread-Count Sheets Episode

  6. Jul 24

    It's Still Real To Me! Episode

    Grab your coffee (and make sure it has a spill-proof slider lid), because the boys are back to tackle life’s most important, totally unprompted questions. In this episode, the hosts dive headfirst into the nostalgic world of professional wrestling—paying tribute to the legendary viral clip of a tearful fan shouting, "It's still real to me, damn it!" They break down the death of kayfabe, classic over-the-top 90s character gimmicks (from Irwin R. Schyster to The Undertaker), and why modern wrestling could use a little less high-tech glamour and a lot more old-school grit. Also on the Docket:Disposable Technology Breakthroughs: Why simple slider lids are changing lives and saving car center consoles everywhere.Friend or Foe: The crew debates a Chinese automaker's proposal to put voice-activated, urine-evaporating toilets under passenger seats. Practical road trip luxury or a disaster waiting to happen?Scoring with the Middle Classholes: Quick-hit hot takes on Spain's World Cup victory, Bryson DeChambeau’s Open Championship penalty, ESPN firing long-time analysts mid-segment, and WNBA stars opting out of the 3-point contest.Fun Fact Friday: How finding a dime on the street makes you a better person, why no one in a DC Metro station cares about a world-class violinist, and Batman’s weirdly effective power over train passengers.Before You Go: Unpacking the wild, real-life "Animal House" chaos surrounding a New Jersey police chief accused of legendary workplace hijinks.Follow & Subscribe: Catch The Middle Classholes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and all major podcast platforms! 00:15 – The Disposable Coffee Lid Breakthrough09:55 – "It's Still Real To Me, Damn It!"14:15 – The Death of Kayfabe & Classic Wrestling Gimmicks31:30 – Pitching a New Wrestling Character: "Schizo"36:15 – Friend or Foe: Voice-Activated Car Toilets47:15 – Scoring with the Middle Classholes: World Cup & Open Championship53:15 – WNBA 3-Point Contest Opt-Outs & ESPN Media Drama1:07:05 – Fun Fact Friday: Lucky Dimes, DC Subway Violins & Elevator Groupthink1:23:04 – Fun Fact Friday: Batman on the Milan Metro1:30:10 – Before You Go: The "Animal House" New Jersey Police Chief

    It's Still Real To Me! Episode

  7. Jul 17

    We're All Going To Die Episode

    In this episode of Middle Class Holes, hosts Foxman, Alan, and Murr dive into everything from health scares to pop culture, kicking things off with a hilarious breakdown of Murr’s recent trip to the nutritionist. After realizing years of intermittent fasting and drinking dark diet sodas left him utterly malnourished and losing bone density, Murr shares the strict instructions he received to rebuild his lifestyle—including switching to clear sodas like Sprite Zero. The guys then weigh in on the recent World Cup action and the tactical errors that led to the US team crumbling under pressure against Belgium, before breaking down an internet list of stereotypical white phrases. From debating the street cred of saying "who gives a flying f**k" to ranking the aggressiveness of "I don't give a rat's ass," the trio closes out the show with a round of Friday sports fun facts, looking back at the chaotic, rule-free early days of the UFC. 00:23 – Canadian Wildfires, Taco Bell & The World Ending 01:24 – Murr's Nutritionist Reality Check 07:19 – Breakfast Habits & Learning to Eat Better 11:21 – Health Insurance, Physicals & Preventative Care 13:29 – Parasites in Produce & Washing Your Food 19:55 – World Cup Talk Begins 24:24 – Why Are World Cup Matches on Weekday Afternoons? 27:39 – Final Predictions & Messi vs. Ronaldo 34:05 – BuzzFeed's "Whitest Phrases" List 51:18 – More White-People Phrases & Generational Sayings

    We're All Going To Die Episode

  8. Jul 10

    The Humor in Anxiety Episode

    Join The Middle Classholes we explore the humorous side of anxiety, the cultural impact of Jackass, and the art of witty comebacks. Foxman and Murr share personal stories, sports banter, and timeless quotes that will make you think and laugh. In this episode, we explore humorous takes on professional communication, the resilience of nature, and bizarre human behaviors, offering both entertainment and thought-provoking insights. 00:22 — Unpacking Driving and Social Anxiety 02:43 — The Grocery Store Incident & The Jackass Remedy 04:24 — The Generational Impact of Jackass 07:27 — Wardrobe Uniforms & Groomsman Etiquette 08:12 — Philosophical Baseball Quotes and Slump-Busting Dinosaurs 10:13 — Fourth of July Storms & Perryville Power Outages 13:38 — The Record-Breaking DC Fireworks Display 18:22 — Dissecting the USMNT Loss to Belgium 31:52 — BuzzFeed List: Polite Burns That Sting

    The Humor in Anxiety Episode
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Warning! This show should not be consumed by anyone but, since you’re here… Witness proof that the internet has exposed humanity’s fatal flaw. Idiots.

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  • Creator
    The Middle Classholes
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    365
  • Rating
    Explicit
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