The Middle Classholes

The Middle Classholes
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  1. Jul 24

    It's Still Real To Me! Episode

    Grab your coffee (and make sure it has a spill-proof slider lid), because the boys are back to tackle life’s most important, totally unprompted questions. In this episode, the hosts dive headfirst into the nostalgic world of professional wrestling—paying tribute to the legendary viral clip of a tearful fan shouting, "It's still real to me, damn it!" They break down the death of kayfabe, classic over-the-top 90s character gimmicks (from Irwin R. Schyster to The Undertaker), and why modern wrestling could use a little less high-tech glamour and a lot more old-school grit. Also on the Docket:Disposable Technology Breakthroughs: Why simple slider lids are changing lives and saving car center consoles everywhere.Friend or Foe: The crew debates a Chinese automaker's proposal to put voice-activated, urine-evaporating toilets under passenger seats. Practical road trip luxury or a disaster waiting to happen?Scoring with the Middle Classholes: Quick-hit hot takes on Spain's World Cup victory, Bryson DeChambeau’s Open Championship penalty, ESPN firing long-time analysts mid-segment, and WNBA stars opting out of the 3-point contest.Fun Fact Friday: How finding a dime on the street makes you a better person, why no one in a DC Metro station cares about a world-class violinist, and Batman’s weirdly effective power over train passengers.Before You Go: Unpacking the wild, real-life "Animal House" chaos surrounding a New Jersey police chief accused of legendary workplace hijinks.Follow & Subscribe: Catch The Middle Classholes on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, YouTube, and all major podcast platforms! 00:15 – The Disposable Coffee Lid Breakthrough09:55 – "It's Still Real To Me, Damn It!"14:15 – The Death of Kayfabe & Classic Wrestling Gimmicks31:30 – Pitching a New Wrestling Character: "Schizo"36:15 – Friend or Foe: Voice-Activated Car Toilets47:15 – Scoring with the Middle Classholes: World Cup & Open Championship53:15 – WNBA 3-Point Contest Opt-Outs & ESPN Media Drama1:07:05 – Fun Fact Friday: Lucky Dimes, DC Subway Violins & Elevator Groupthink1:23:04 – Fun Fact Friday: Batman on the Milan Metro1:30:10 – Before You Go: The "Animal House" New Jersey Police Chief

    It's Still Real To Me! Episode

  2. Jul 17

    We're All Going To Die Episode

    In this episode of Middle Class Holes, hosts Foxman, Alan, and Murr dive into everything from health scares to pop culture, kicking things off with a hilarious breakdown of Murr’s recent trip to the nutritionist. After realizing years of intermittent fasting and drinking dark diet sodas left him utterly malnourished and losing bone density, Murr shares the strict instructions he received to rebuild his lifestyle—including switching to clear sodas like Sprite Zero. The guys then weigh in on the recent World Cup action and the tactical errors that led to the US team crumbling under pressure against Belgium, before breaking down an internet list of stereotypical white phrases. From debating the street cred of saying "who gives a flying f**k" to ranking the aggressiveness of "I don't give a rat's ass," the trio closes out the show with a round of Friday sports fun facts, looking back at the chaotic, rule-free early days of the UFC. 00:23 – Canadian Wildfires, Taco Bell & The World Ending 01:24 – Murr's Nutritionist Reality Check 07:19 – Breakfast Habits & Learning to Eat Better 11:21 – Health Insurance, Physicals & Preventative Care 13:29 – Parasites in Produce & Washing Your Food 19:55 – World Cup Talk Begins 24:24 – Why Are World Cup Matches on Weekday Afternoons? 27:39 – Final Predictions & Messi vs. Ronaldo 34:05 – BuzzFeed's "Whitest Phrases" List 51:18 – More White-People Phrases & Generational Sayings

    We're All Going To Die Episode

  3. Jul 10

    The Humor in Anxiety Episode

    Join The Middle Classholes we explore the humorous side of anxiety, the cultural impact of Jackass, and the art of witty comebacks. Foxman and Murr share personal stories, sports banter, and timeless quotes that will make you think and laugh. In this episode, we explore humorous takes on professional communication, the resilience of nature, and bizarre human behaviors, offering both entertainment and thought-provoking insights. 00:22 — Unpacking Driving and Social Anxiety 02:43 — The Grocery Store Incident & The Jackass Remedy 04:24 — The Generational Impact of Jackass 07:27 — Wardrobe Uniforms & Groomsman Etiquette 08:12 — Philosophical Baseball Quotes and Slump-Busting Dinosaurs 10:13 — Fourth of July Storms & Perryville Power Outages 13:38 — The Record-Breaking DC Fireworks Display 18:22 — Dissecting the USMNT Loss to Belgium 31:52 — BuzzFeed List: Polite Burns That Sting

    The Humor in Anxiety Episode

  4. Jul 5

    Happy 250th America Episode

    Join Foxman, Murr, and Ole Rollie as they dive into the wild world of carnival foods, regional events like Burning Man, and the humorous side of American traditions. From deep-fried butter to bizarre fair foods, this episode is a tasty journey through American culture. Join us as we explore a wide range of topics from historical fun facts, bizarre food inventions, to the state of sports and culture, all with a humorous and insightful twist. Perfect for history buffs, foodies, and sports fans alike. 00:12 Exploring Regional Burning Man Events 11:42 The Unique Experience of Burning Man's Post Office 17:23 Carnival Foods and State Fair Experiences 24:01 Demolition Derby Tales and Car Reinforcement 27:49 Exploring Unique Fair Foods 33:28 Fried Food Innovations and Culinary Experiments 38:59 Innovative Food Combinations 44:06 Culinary Adventures with Unusual Ingredients 50:27 Soccer Rules and Their Impact 55:43 Washington's Classy Troll: The Dog Incident 57:50 The American Spirit: Resilience and Defiance 01:00:48 Ethan Allen and the Green Mountain Boys 01:02:43 Sam Adams: The Man Behind the Beer 01:06:34 Cultural Appreciation: The World Cup Experience 01:10:09 The Future of America: Reflections and Predictions

    Happy 250th America Episode

  5. Jun 26

    The Clapping Cheeks Episode

    In this episode of the Middle Class Holes podcast, co-hosts Foxman and Murr deliver a high-energy, comedic conversation that ranges from awkward parenting moments to bizarre medical phenomena. The episode kicks off with an amusing dilemma about how to handle a naive 11-year-old asking about explicit slang, which naturally transitions into a broader discussion about crude Internet searches, anatomical curiosity, and sexual psychology. The hosts then debate a hypothetical viral survey concerning life-altering bonuses, where they weigh the value of athletic prowess against aging slower or making more money. After a brief look at a viral TikTok trend involving DIY hardware-store lightsabers, the show concludes with their "Fun Fact Friday" segment spotlighting mind-boggling cases of acquired savant syndrome from head trauma, followed by a nostalgic send-off to Minute Maid's discontinued frozen juice concentrates. 00:27 – Navigating Awkward Parenting Questions 03:07 – The Bus, Middle School, and Growing Up 06:21 – Adult Curiosity and AI Answers 11:29 – The Ultimate Life Upgrade Debate 26:16 – Aging, Vanity, and Superpowers 30:17 – The Home Depot Lightsaber Trend 40:51 – Fun Fact Friday: Acquired Savant Syndrome 56:48 – RIP Minute Maid Frozen Concentrate 01:01:45 – The Magic of the Garage Chest Freezer 01:05:26 – Episode Wrap-Up & Sign-Off

    The Clapping Cheeks Episode

  6. Jun 19

    The World Cup Melting Pot Episode

    In this episode of The Middle Class Holes, hosts Murr and Wes Fox kick things off with a recap of Murr's recent family vacation to Great Wolf Lodge in Perryville, Maryland, where he shares some candid and humorous observations on public fitness and a wild 30-minute encounter with a defiant child on a water slide. The duo then trades chaotic weekend stories, with Wes recounting a drunken 25-year high school reunion mishap that led to an air conditioning unit plunging three stories into his mom's yard. They transition into sports and cultural highlights, marveling at the cinematic spectacle of UFC 303 (Freedom 250) hosted on the White House lawn, before diving into an international-themed "Fun Fact Friday" that explores how global soccer fans are bringing their unique home-country traditions to the 2026 World Cup in the United States. Chapters00:19.487 – Great Wolf Lodge Vacation & Public Fitness 01:43.854 – Water Slide Chaos & The Greased Pig Child 08:32.611 – High School Reunion & The Three-Story AC Drop 11:28.439 – UFC at the White House: Freedom 250 Spectacle 22:32.250 – World Cup 2026: Global Fans Take Over America 41:50.326 – Fun Fact Friday: Quirky Soccer Fan Traditions 54:57.176 – A Very Delicate Earthquake (Vasectomy Chronicles) 57:57.953 – High School Flashbacks & Reunion Awkwardness

    The World Cup Melting Pot Episode

  7. Jun 12

    Somebody Call 911? Episode

    In this episode, the hosts dive into a hilariously candid mix of sports culture, modern dilemmas, and bizarre public emergencies. They kick things off by breaking down the massive business behind jersey branding and the skyrocketing costs that are pricing everyday fans out of sports arenas, before analyzing a legendary playoff buzzer-beater and celebrating the return of old-school grit to basketball. Things take a comedic turn during their signature "Middle Class or White Trash?" segment, which sparks a debate over legacy passwords and tech nostalgia. Finally, the guys countdown the absolute wildest reasons people have ever dialed 911—ranging from drive-thru fast-food disasters to "trapping ghosts"—before swapping local driving horror stories about near-misses with Maryland deer and a rogue autonomous food delivery robot on the loose. 00:14 – Introduction & The Jersey Commodity 05:58 – The Premium Price of Sports Fanaticism 10:05 – Analysis of the Ultimate Game-Winning Tip-In 17:05 – The Return of Grit to the NBA 22:27 – Segment: Middle Class or White Trash? (The Divorce Settlement) 28:57 – Password Security & Internet Low-Hanging Fruit 34:19 – 911 Dispatcher Confessions: Feral Kids & Whopper Emergencies 42:15 – 911 Dispatcher Confessions: Attacking Ghosts & Misplaced Signs 56:59 – Rules of the Road: Maryland Deer & Flinching Teslas 01:31:42 – Rogue Delivery Robots & Wrapping Up

    Somebody Call 911? Episode

  8. Jun 5

    So You Had A Bad Day Episode

    Foxman and Murr engage in a humorous and candid discussion about various topics, including the NHL Stanley Cup, the role of sign language at sporting events, and the complexities of modern media consumption. They delve into personal anecdotes, such as Wes's challenging day at work and Murr's reflections on wrestling and pop culture. The conversation is peppered with witty banter and insightful observations, making it an entertaining listen for fans of sports, media, and everyday life. 00:15 – NHL Finals & National Anthem Debate 06:03 – DirecTV, Blackouts & Streaming Frustrations 09:48 – Wes Has the Worst Day Ever 15:10 – Dan Soder, Will Sasso & Wrestling Impressions 18:00 – Bret Hart's Legacy Revisited 27:10 – El Grande Americano & Modern Wrestling Storytelling 30:55 – The Great Wig Discussion 38:15 – Ozempic, Weight Loss & Side Effects 40:35 – Sleep Farts, Marriage & Bob's Burgers 42:00 – Track & Field Memories 45:35 – Fun Fact Friday Begins 47:30 – "It's All Downhill From Here" 49:30 – "High and Dry" 51:30 – "All Bets Are Off" 54:45 – "The Plot Thickens" 59:10 – "We're All in the Same Boat" 1:01:15 – Additional Phrase Origins & Fun Fact Friday Continues 1:23:15 – Wrap-Up & Next Week Preview

    So You Had A Bad Day Episode
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  • Creator
    The Middle Classholes
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    360
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 The Middle Classholes
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