The Late Night Flight

Nassor Nuru
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This Variety Show is a new take on "Hip Hop Radio" curated by "The Self-Proclaimed Pilot" discovering the absurdities of America.

  1. My Ex, My Next, And For The 100th Why I Didn't Yet

    10/07/2022

    My Ex, My Next, And For The 100th Why I Didn't Yet

    0:08: We kick things off with a special message from Tax Lady LaToya and her Junior Associate. Then of course The game where Co-Pro Smartz returns from his P.O.N.Y. NFT Workshop Networking Event in D.C. to hang out with The Pilot for the 100th episode of TLNF. Is Brett Farve the new Big Ben? Who has the MAGAs hired now? And is it the B******t that Jeffery Dahmer is straighter than you think? 8:35: This is where the fun begins. The greatest takeoff/intro to the show we've done so far, is right here. In our opinion. Ok in my opinion shut up it's my Birthday lol. 12:04: We start the show with a voicemail from sponsor and friend of the show, The Spice Master Raf of Najia Grille Spice Mix. Thank you we appreciate. Also go to ETSY.com to get yours now and that popcorn. I need to order me some. It's happening. Then we go into skit mode where Shannon Sharpe and Stephen A. Smith have created their own debate entitled "First Snake. After that, we talk Boston and Ime and WTF am I right? You want to about Draymond don't you? I do too wait for 101 lol. 23:20: More First Snake with Stephen A. and Shannon. Then we ask each other has Hip Hop passed you by? Then the pilot gives his take saying that Hip Hop has two kids Trap and Drill and yeah have fun with that lol. 33:20: More First Snake then we talk about New York maybe passing a bill that will keep perverts from sending unsolicited D pics to women. Then I just talk about the days of how people were when you could first take pictures on a cell phone in the early 2000s lol. But no don't send them. 40:33: More First Snake then we discuss what is being said or not being said in a conversation to a woman in order to get her phone number and not her IG. It could have been done better to be honest but I'm sure the male listeners will learn something from it. I hope. We also find out if baggy jeans for men are a thing yet. See I tried. I really tried to give you relationship topics too. lol 46:59: More First Snake then Is Pastor Whitehead the Bishop of Leaders of Tomorrow Church or the Bishop Of Instagram? It's amazing how in 2022 you can get 4,000 IG followers watching you live if you steal the church's money. Allegedly. 58:13: The Pilot talks about the why he is taking the show visual. 1:02:32: Donte asks The Pilot what has allowed him to keep having the entrepreneurial spirit. The answer is simple. Thank You. A young person with a skill set from Newark, NJ with over 30,000 downloads. I maybe a no one. But I am willing to reach everyone. Enjoy your day. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 8m
  2. Spice, Sarver, and Why my Wife Can Be An OnlyFans Model As Long As I'm the Prop

    09/20/2022

    Spice, Sarver, and Why my Wife Can Be An OnlyFans Model As Long As I'm the Prop

    0:09: This is the game where we let a tweet from a person to @Disneystudios lets you know everything you need to know as to why we need our White American friends to check their White American friends. Where George Floyd can't even catch a break in the afterlife (C'mon Texas we expect better from the "Biggest" state). Where The Kid Mero spilled the beans on the Desus & Mero/Showtime contract. And where Hip-Hop Megastar Bad Bunny had a public "MMF" scene. 11:48: For the 99th time, the introduction to the podcast is called "The Takeoff." 12:32: Rap Artist Ice Spice who should not only date me but let me be her manager. All jokes aside, me and Donte Credo of The Talk My Credo Podcast discusses her management's poor business decisions and brilliant marking strategies in one tweet. BTW should we call Ice Spice "Natty Minaj" or "Natty B" because she's a natural? Just a question lol. 18:55: C.E.O. and musoc artist of BBS Ent, Teddy Bear Jerz, hits the Pilot with some Q&A. What does it take for a man to "bag" a woman in a social media era. The answer is quite simple. 20:44: Segment 2 kicks off with a soundbite from former Pheonix Suns Front Office Executive Amin Elhassan, detailing Suspended owner of The Pheonix Suns Robert Sarver's tone-deaf behavior. Then, The Pilot goes through a couple of cases that he got wrong and wanted to take a second to tell the public where he got some opinions wrong, so the NBA front office won't make the mistake to just suspend him but to ban him like they did Donald Sterling, 31:22: More Q&A with Teddy Bear Jerz. But instead of a question, he gives a PSA to the single women for me. Let's see how I react to that lol. Oh yeah don't forget, October 1st Teddy Bear Jerz new EP Never Change Free on Spotify Apple Music and Tidal. That single Talk To Me, is hard body! 32:44: Since Brady and Bundchen are kissing and making up, The Pilot asks Donte whose marriage, is the marriage, that will make you give up on marriage if said couple divorced. Then we ask the onlyfans question based on a former Arizona teacher who quit her job as a teacher 3 years ago and has never looked back because OnlyFans has helped her grossed 1 million dollars in 3 years. Even though her Husband of 4 kids is good with it, we also know he isn't in the videos so what the Shameless on Showtime is going on here? 44:44: More Teddy Bear Jerz Q&A. This time he asks me about if PNB Rock (RIP) was set up. We are almost at 30,000 downloads. Help us get there by sharing the content. Thank you. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    49 min
  3. Kaleidoscope, Extortion, and why The Newark Times Should Hire Me!

    09/10/2022

    Kaleidoscope, Extortion, and why The Newark Times Should Hire Me!

    0:09: This is the GOAT edition game where Serena Williams retires, Jay-Z has the richest mid-life crises ever, and how Kayne's non-binary approach of life has benefited him. 14:58: Takeoff 15:43: The President of the United Insurrection of America speaks to his "base." 17:26: We have a Yo Keashia segment where Baby with the A K asks Donte and The Pilot about the Spears & Haddish video. Their careers and legacy are hanging by the Kellz, we will see what will happens. 26:10: 2023 is going to look a little different with Radio Personality Angela Yee leaving the Breakfast Club to start her own show. But did tha GOD get the Goddess pushed out? We think so. 36:49: Kelis is mad at Beyonce and the Neptunes but should she? 46:59: I know Puffy wants us to boycott Trilla because of Verzuz, but are Swizz and Timberland utilizing Verzuz correctly? We'll explain. 54:57: As we land the plane, The Pilot wants the Newark Times to know that New Jersey's number one personality is for hire. We can make some beautiful music together promise. Also, NFL Predictions. I already got the Bills game right, let's see what else I can do. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 10m
  4. Liz vs Sparks, Flex vs Machine, and Why HBO is Blacker than BET

    08/01/2022

    Liz vs Sparks, Flex vs Machine, and Why HBO is Blacker than BET

    0:09: This is the game where Fivio Foreign got Diddy'd by Mase. Where your tastebuds got Diddy'd by a Miami "Chef" named Chef Pii and her greatest creation, PINK SAUCE. And where a Bishop, who looks like a great character from the wire, forgets that when a church is robbed, authorities always assume the Bishop first. Especially if you have insurance on your place of worship. 12:31: Now Let's take off 14:02: We kick things off in mid conversation with the Pilot talking the host of the Talk My Credo Podcast, Donte Credo regarding his theory that HBO/HBO Max has better content for Black Americans than BET. We start talking about this new show Issa Rae has produced entitled "Rap Sh!T" and all the other Black Content that has shaped HBO the past 30 years. We even give some shine to Tyler Perry for building BET even though when his contract with BET is up in 2024, he should have a talk with HBO. If HBO let Danny McBride make a Mega Church Comedy, imagine how Madea on a Def Comedy Stage would look like. 26:02: We start with The "Yo Keysha" Podcast with Baby K wit the AK where she asks your pilot a question then Donte and the Pilot recaps the new Yo MTV Raps on Paramount Plus. Wait. What? On Paramount Plus? Why not on MTV? 38:25: It's the Yo Keysha Podcast then we talk about the quick online beef between Rap Artist Conway The Machine and polarizing street A&R Funkmaster Flex. Is Funk Flex a notorious gatekeeper, or a notorious marketer? Great segment to find out. 50:11: It's the Yo Keysha Podcast then we talk 4-time WNBA All Star Liz Cambage (We apologize to you Queen because we butchered your last name) leaving the L.A Sparks. What will she do after her contract buyout? She says she wants to model and DJ. Find out why The Pilot thinks that's a great idea for her. 58:59: Yo Keysha Podcast then Donte, Baby K and The Pilot points out the goat Kevin Hart brought on stage for Chris Rock. The goat's name is Will Smith. But was that funny? Thank you listening to New Jersey's Number 1 Hip Hop Podcast. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 5m
  5. Sesame Klan, Desus & What!?, And Did You Know Brittany is a 3x Russian National Basketball Champ?

    07/24/2022

    Sesame Klan, Desus & What!?, And Did You Know Brittany is a 3x Russian National Basketball Champ?

    O:08: This is the game where monkeys threw a baby off the roof in small-town in India. Where Tik Tok is showing workers that are down with Quid Pro Quo. And where a Rosita costume can be easily mistaken for a Klansmen.   8:01: Now let’s take off with your pilots Donte Credo, K Wit the AK, and The Pilot.   9:33: Are LeBron James’ comments on the great Brittany Griner on his YouTube show “The Shop,” absolute, unaware, or absurd? We also read a comment made by comedian Bill Burr regarding the lack of Feminist support for the WNBA. You even get a clip of Kea.   19:09: Is Comedic Legend Damon Wayans absolute, unaware, or absurd for suggesting that Dave Chappelle should break up with the streaming version of HBO, Netflix. Also, we give some assessments of Damon Wayans. Let us know if you agree. Then, a clip of Kea   30:20: Will The Pilot finally admit that the new gun laws make sense? Maybe. Then, we give you a clip of Kea.   36:21: Why Black America doesn’t rock with the first Senior Lead Writer in SNL history? And then of course, we give you a clip of Kea.   49:50: We give an overall assessment on the legacy of the pioneering podcast duo of Desus & Mero. The Pilot also tells you why he thinks Showtime didn’t cancel them because they broke up. Showtime cancelled them, and then they broke up. We’ll explain.   Another great episode. Let us know what you think. DM @thelatenightlightpodcast on IG or IM us on the FB page. Take Care.   Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 3m
  6. January 6th, the 4th of Juneteenth, and Why I Cash App'd Creflo Dollar

    07/11/2022

    January 6th, the 4th of Juneteenth, and Why I Cash App'd Creflo Dollar

    0:09: This is the game where Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion Joey Chesnut put a chokehold on a protester while downing his 43rd hot dog. Where a coupe in Hong Kong maybe be arrested for public sex. And where a Brazilian Butt Lift is acceptable, so as long as your boyfriend can get surgery too. (I'll explain ha ha ha) 8:39: Now let's takeoff 10:09: Go to ETSY.com to spice your life w/ Najia Grille Spice Mix. Use the promo code FLIGHT20 to get yours now. I just had a banging spicy tuna salad with that Najia heat on it. Slamming! Promise you! 11:01: The first segment starts with a soundbite from the late great Comedian Ralphie May. May explains to an audience that racism is used to keep the American public confused when it's really about being rich or being poor. Does The Pilot, and host of The Talk My Credo Podcast Donte Credo, agree? 18:18: This is the segment where we just might join Creflo Dollar's church. He just did a gangster Mega Church Righteous Gemstone move that can make your local church on the corner get down or lay down. 26:47: Will White America defeat Donald Trump via these January 6th hearings? Black and Brown America wants to see if the 1st group of Americans will lock up their own. Or is this a rerun of what George Washington and King George did to establish America? Read your conspiracy theories if you don't know what we are talking about. 35:30: Would you rather work your job you have right now for 27 years or would be like my man Kevin from Burger King who has been Go Funded over 300,000 dollars after Burger King gave him a gift basket for being on the Burger for 27 years? Your starting age is 24. The world wants to know. 41:03: We love the NBA!!!!! Yes, we do!!!!! We talk Durant's hypocrisy, Kyrie's comeback tour, and we are going to sell Minnesota on trading D'Angelo Russell for Kyle Lowry. Enjoy the show. This was a great episode! In my opinion. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    55 min
  7. Ray Pride, Gun Laws, why debunking Roe V Wade is the status quo of a Totalitarian Plot

    07/03/2022

    Ray Pride, Gun Laws, why debunking Roe V Wade is the status quo of a Totalitarian Plot

    0:09: This is the game where R&B superstar H.E.R may have to change her pronoun if she wants out of her contract. Where a man who eats his protein raw, gets a “sensual” feeling inside. And where Nic Cannon may have virtual children on TikTok as well as real life. 9:02: Now let’s takeoff with the show 10:34: Sponsored Ad Naija Grille Spice Mix on ETSY.com use the code Flight20 to get 20% off 11:24: Ray J gave us a verzuz that has gone viral. We thank you. We also thank that all 6 of y’all want to be Bobby Brown. The Pilot, Donte Credo of The Talk My Credo Podcast and K with the AK explains. 24:04: To let you know how we feel about the Honestly Nevermind album, we gave two and a half more mins to the verzuz discussion. But we gave our opinion on Drake’s new album. We even gave you some Drake impressions because we love to laugh. 35:00: Co Pro Smartz gave us a list of the top ten female singers of all time according to Barstool. Did you know this sports media outlet has a podcast entitled N.I.G you know what….? Listen to the episode I talk about it. 43:06: (EDITIOR’S CHOICE) On the next episode of That’s My Maga, we ask if the MAGA party used faith as a vehicle to help overturn Roe v Wade. 54:08: You have a right to carry to gun without a license for self-defense in New York. Is this beginning of the Wild Wild East? 1:06:06: Congo Connor reports sideline, lashing out at former CEO of WWE Vince McMahon. We ask the question: What’s the difference between Vince McMahon and Daniel Snyder? Although we are having fun with the information gathered by articles, we understand that sexual miscount being alleged are real occurrences and we wish that these work-related allegations STOP!  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

    1h 21m
  8. Endorsements, Hormones, and Will the Death of Scientology better us?

    06/19/2022

    Endorsements, Hormones, and Will the Death of Scientology better us?

    0:09: This is the game where the Proud Boys are not too proud about a non-profit organization entitled Drag Queen Story Hour. Where a barber shop owner was shot twice by a customer. And where Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson and First Transgender Cheerleader for the Carolina Panthers will be forever linked, theoretically. 9:47: Now let’s takeoff 11:18: Naija Grille Spice Mix Sponsor AD. If you want new spices for your daily meals, go to ETSY.com, search Najia Grille, use the promo code FLIGHT20 to get 20% off your first purchase. 12:09: Donte Credo of The Talk My Credo Podcast (On YouTube) and The Pilot answers the question: How many games should Cleveland Browns QB Deshaun Watson be suspended for? 21:31: Can a greater mankind be established, if we can exploit a religion’s cons? Co-Star of King of Queens Leah Remini thinks so. And Star of #Scientology Tom Cruise thinks not. 30:05: We recap Game 5 of the NBA Finals between the Boston Celtics and the Golden State Warriors. Based on who won game 5. We knew that it was a far-gone conclusion. 37:50: It’s Pride Month and the pilots on the plane have a question; How can America incorporate Gay America’s niche community into the Billion Dollar industry known as Sports? 47:28: According to NBC News, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez may not endorse President Biden in 2024. Done and The Pilot brainstorms on who is the 2024 Presidential Democratic Nominee that can defeat the MAGAs I mean the Republicans. Thank you for listening.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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This Variety Show is a new take on "Hip Hop Radio" curated by "The Self-Proclaimed Pilot" discovering the absurdities of America.

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  • Creator
    Nassor Nuru
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    100
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © All rights reserved.
  • Show Website
    The Late Night Flight