The UFFL Total Nonsense Network

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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.      On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...     in podcast entertainment form...     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

  1. 2d ago

    2026 UFFL TNP: Week 4

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Wednesday, September 30th, 2026 TNP: Week 4 ________________ We are going into Week 4 of the UFFL Season, and change is in the air. Chris and Linkes swap spots - Linkes in the host chair and Chris with the disappearing act. John and The Commish took their respective microphones and exchanged wits, analysis, and a few choice words about week 3, and what the heck Batting Cleanup means.  •Tune in for the Week 3 Commissioner's Awards: Blunder of the Week,Disappearing act, and Tattoo's Came Up Just Short Award. •Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 4 matchups! _____________________ WEEK 3 RESULTS _____________________ • Waiver Wire Heroes 127 - Free Jamal 114 • Gurley's Gone 159 - Mutt and Jeff 129 • Vicious & Delicious 123 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 109 • Impact of Olestra 95 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 85 • The Mission 135 - West Coast 4 Life 88 • Rochester Tschmingus 107 - Compton's Most Wanted 106 ________________________ WEEK 4 SCHEDULE ________________________ • Waiver Wire Heroes at Compton's Most Wanted • Cardiff The Giant Killer at Free Jamal • Vicious and Delicious – at – Mutt and Jeff • Gurley's Gone at West Coast 4 Life • Impact of Olestra at Rochester Tschmingus • Kick-Ass Philanthropists at The Mission ______________________  2026 STANDINGS ______________________ – East Division – 1.   Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 2-1 2.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 2-1 3.  Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 1-2 4.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-2  ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-0 2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-2 3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-2 4.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-3 ____________ – West Division – 1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 3-0 2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 2-1 3.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-1 4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-3 _____________

  2. Sep 24

    2026 UFFL TNP: Week 3

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Tuesday, September 22nd, 2026 TNP: Week 3 ________________ We are going into Week 3 of the UFFL Season, and teams are about to separate themselves from the pack in each of the 3 divisions.  Tonight's show was a dynamic duo of John B. and Chris.  The Commish was off to Gettysburg to re-enact the Battle of..... Hastings?.... no .... Battle of the Bulge?.... the one with that charge or something.... Tune in for the Week 2 Commissioner's Awards: Traitor of the Week, and the Monster Energy award!Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 3 matchups!And it's the final show (we think) for Chris as host!  So we take a stroll down memory lane and say goodbye to the old, and will soon say hello to the new Host for Total Nonsense!_____________________ WEEK 2 RESULTS _____________________  Compton's Most Wanted 89  – Gurley's Gone 87 Rochester Tschmingus 129 – Kick-Ass Philanthropists 126 Vicious & Delicious 117 – Free Jamal 98 The Mission 150  – Impact of Olestra 71 Mutt & Jeff 141 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 127 Waiver Wire Heroes 118 – West Coast 4 Life 99________________________ WEEK 3 SCHEDULE ________________________  West Coast 4 Life – at – The Mission Rochester Tschmingus – at – Compton's Most Wanted Vicious and Delicious – at – Kick-Ass Philanthropists Impact of Olestra – at – Cardiff the Giant Killer The Mission – at – Impact of Olestra Free Jamal – at – Waiver Wire Heroes______________________  2026 STANDINGS ______________________ – East Division – 1.   Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 1-1 2.  Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 1-1 3.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-1 4.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 1-1 ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 2-0 2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-1 3.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-2 4.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 0-2 ____________ – West Division – 1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 2-0 2.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-0 3.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 1-1 4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-2 _____________

  3. Sep 17

    2026 UFFL TNP: Week 2

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Tuesday, September 15th, 2026 TNP: Week 2 ________________ 1 week of UFFL Fantasy Football has come and gone, and now it's time to see who will right the ship, continue the momentum, or dig deeper into the hole ... Tune in for the Week 1 Commissioner's Awards:  (our newest award) Traitor of the Week, the Jason Linkes Vanishing Act, and the Luke Dillon Series of Unfortunate Events award!Don't miss our in-depth coverage of who was good, who was bad, and just what the hell happened to the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th teams in the UFFL Power Rankings?!?!Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 2 matchups!_____________________ WEEK 1 RESULTS _____________________  Compton's Most Wanted 160  – West Coast 4 Life 141 Kick-Ass Philanthropists 119 – Cardiff the Giant Killer 78 Vicious & Delicious 130 – Impact of Olestra 98 The Mission 159  – Rochester Tschmingus 157 Gurley's Gone 145 – Waiver Wire Heroes 76 Free Jamal 104 – Mutt & Jeff 102________________________ WEEK 2 SCHEDULE ________________________  West Coast 4 Life – at – Waiver Wire Heroes Compton's Most Wanted – at – Gurley's Gone Kick-Ass Philanthropists – at – Rochester Tschmingus Cardiff the Giant Killer – at – Mutt & Jeff The Mission – at – Impact of Olestra Free Jamal – at – Vicious and Delicious______________________  2026 STANDINGS ______________________ – East Division – 1.   Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 1-0 2.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 1-0 3.  Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 0-1 4.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 0-1 ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 1-0 2.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-0 3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 0-1 4.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 0-1 ____________ – West Division – 1.   Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 1-0 2.  The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 1-0 3.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 0-1 4.   West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-1 _____________

  4. Sep 2

    2026 UFFL TNP: West Division Season Preview

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Monday, August 31st, 2026 West Division Season Preview ____________________________________ The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the West Division!   ______________________________________ 2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS ______________________________________ – East Division – 1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1 2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion* 3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7 4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10 ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal* 2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6 3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8 4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10 ____________ – West Division – 1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal* 2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7 3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8 4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1 __________________ WEST DIVISION ___________________ –– The Mission – QB: Lawrence/JAX, Maye/NE, Jones/IND RB: Brown/CIN, Hubbard/CAR, Tuten/JAX, Bigsby/PHL, Hampton/LAC, Brooks/CIN, Dowdle/PIT, Gordon/MIA, Vidal/LAC, Shipley/PHL WR: Shaheed/SEA, Brown/DET, London/ATL, Smith-Njigba/SEA, Addison/MIN, Tucker/LVR, Rice/KC, Nabers/NYG TE: Warren/IND, Hockenson/MIN Def: CHI, GB, DEN Prax: RB Desrosiers/LAC, QB Sanders/CLV IR: RB Benson/ARZ Draft: 1 - TE Stowers/PHL, 2 - RB Washington/LVR, 2 - WR Brazzell/CAR,  3 - QB Simpson/LAR, 3 - WR Sarratt/BLT, 5 - WR Burks/IND, 5 - RB Taylor/JAX –– West Coast 4 Life – QB: Young/CAR, Rodgers/PIT, Darnold/SEA, Lance/LAC RB: Montgomery/HOU, Swift/CHI, Barkley/PHL, Johnson/CHI, Brooks/CAR, Estime/NO WR: Egbuka/TB, Franklin/DEN, Olave/NO, Metchie/CAR, Mumpfield/LAR, Meyers/JAX, TeSlaa/DET, McLaurin/WSH TE: Andrews/BLT, Ferguson/LAR, Stover/HOU, Kraft/GB K: Pineiro/SF Def: PIT, NE, ARZ Prax: RB Blue/PHL, WR Noel/HOU Draft: 1 - WR Lemon/PHL, 3 - TE Klare/LAR, 4 - RB Heidenreich/PIT, 5 - WR Allen/KC –– Rochester Tschmingus – QB: Allen/BUF, Nix/DEN, Rattler/NO, Shough/NO, Richardson/IND, Wilson/NO RB: Skattebo/NYG, Judkins/CLV, Spears/TEN, Demercado/DAL, Sampson/CLV WR: Wilson/PIT, Watson/GB, Tillman/NO, Jeudy/CLV, Slayton/DAL, Robinson/TEN, Thomas/JAX, Aiyuk/FA, Leggette/CAR TE: McBride/ARZ, Kincaid/BUF, Fant/NO K: Meyers/SEA Def: NYG, JAX Prax: RB Mullings/TEN, QB Gabriel/CLV IR: WR Pearsal/SF, WR Dell/HOU, WR Kirk/SF Draft: 1 - TE Sadiq/NYJ, 2 - RB Coleman/DEN, 2 - WR Boston/CLV, 2 - WR Williams/WSH, 2 - WR Bell/MIA, 2 - WR Bernard/PIT, 3 - WR Bell/BUF (Traded to KAP), 3 - WR Hurst/TB, 3 - TE Delp/NO,  3 - RB McGowan/IND, 4 - WR Coleman/MIA, 4 - WR Thompson/LAC, WR Lance/NO (Traded from KAP) –– Compton's Most Wanted – QB: Fields/KC, Daniels/WSH, Mariota/WSH, Jones/SF, Watson/CLV RB: Bijan Robinson/ATL, Henry/BLT, Rodriguez/JAX, Hill/BLT, Allen/NYJ, Dillon/CAR WR: Hill/FA, Dotson/ATL, Brown/WSH, Stribling/SF (draft pick), Jefferson/MIN, Ridley/TEN, Sutton/DEN, McCaffrey/WSH TE: Likely/NYG, Smith/GB, Parkinson/LAR K: Butker/KC, Stevens/WSH Def: DET, PHL Draft: 3 - WR Stribling/SF, 3 - TE Joly/MIA, 4 - QB Allar/PIT, 5 - RB Miller/NE

  5. Aug 26

    2026 UFFL TNP: Central Division Season Preview

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Thursday, August 25th, 2026 Central Division Season Preview ____________________________________ The 2026 UFFL Season Preview continues as the Boys dive into the Central Division!   ______________________________________ 2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS ______________________________________ – East Division – 1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1 2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion* 3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7 4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10 ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal* 2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6 3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8 4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10 ____________ – West Division – 1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal* 2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7 3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8 4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1 __________________ CENTRAL DIVISION ___________________ –– Cardiff The Giant Killer – QB: Burrow/CIN, Hurts/PHL RB: Williams/LAR, Achane/MIA, Allegier/ARZ, Tracey/NYG, Holani/SEA, Singletary/NYG WR: Higgins/CIN, Wilson/NYJ, Smith/PHL, Pickens/DAL, Flournoy/DAL, Downs/IND, Coker/CAR, Boutte/HOU, Thornton/KC TE: Bowers/LVR, Tonges/SF, Schultz/HOU, Parkinson/LAR, Otten/TB K: Dicker/LAC DEF: BLT, CLV, LAR Prax: WR Harris/LAC, RB Allen/JAX Draft:  2 - RB Black/SF, 4 - TE Raridon/NE, 5 - WR Benson/LVR, 5 - QB Payton/PHL –– Vicious & Delicious – QB: Goff/DET, Purdy/SF, Bagent/CHI, Milton/DAL RB: Pollard/TEN, Etienne/NO, Davis/DAL, Dobbins/DEN, Hall/NYJ, Etienne/CAR, Miller/NO, Harvey/DEN WR: Flowers/BLT, Collins/HOU, Reed/GB, Vele/NO, Jennings/MIN, Coleman/BUF, Nailor/LVR TE: Dulcich/MIA, Kmet/CHI, Johnson/NO K: McPherson/CIN DEF: NO, MIA, CAR Prax: WR Bech/LVR, WR Bond/CLV Draft: 1 - RB Singleton/TEN, 2 - WR Branch/ATL, 3 - WR Douglas/MIA, 4 - RB Hemby/LVR, 4 - TE Hibner/BLT, 5 - WR Law/DET, 5 - WR Cameron/JAX ––Kick-Ass Philanthropists – QB: Mahomes/KC, Stroud/HOU RB: Brooks/GB, Jeanty/LVR, Pacheco/DET, Charbonnet/SEA, Monangai/CHI, Smith/KC, Croskey-Merritt/WSH WR: Lamb/DAL, Higgins/HOU, Worthy/KC, Diggs/WSH, Washington/JAX, Burden/CHI, Godwin/TB, Chism/NE TE: Taylor/NYJ, Kolar/LAC, Freiermuth/PIT, Goedert/PHL, Fanin/CLV DEF: BUF, SF, HOU Prax: RB Mafah/DAL, RB James/SF Draft: 1 - WR Tate/TEN, 1 - RB Claiborne/MIN, 2 - RB Johnson/KC, 3 - WR Fields/NYG, 3 - WR Lance/NO (TRADED to RT), 4 - RB R. Henry/BLT, 4 - TE Trigg/DAL,  5 - RB Montgomery/NE, 5 - QB Green/CLV, 5 - TE Roush/CHI,  WR Skyler Bell/BUF (From RT in TRADE) –– Impact of Olestra – QB: Williams/CHI, Dart/NYG, Prescott/DAL RB: Henderson/NE, Marks/HOU, Davis/BUF, Neal/NO, Perine/CIN WR: Pierce/IND, Odunze/CHI, Dike/TEN, Horton/SEA, Royals/KC, Johnson/TB, Johnston/LAC, Mitchell/NYJ, Iosivas/CIN, M. Washington/MIA, Bateman/BLT TE: Johnson/NYG, Okonkwo/WSH, Gesicki/CIN, All/CIN, Mayer/LVR DEF: NYJ, TEN Prax: WR Williams/NE, RB Tyus/CAR Draft: 1 - WR Tyson/NO, 1 - RB Price/SEA, 2 - RB Allen/WSH, 2 - RB Randell/BLT, 5 - TE Endries/CIN

  6. Aug 22

    2026 UFFL TNP: East Division Season Preview

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Thursday, August 20th, 2026 East Division Season Preview ____________________________________ It's been a minute.... but the Boys are BACK BABY!! John B, Chris, and The Commish have returned to get you ready for another season of UFFL Dynasty Football.  We begin with The Division of Champions - The East!  As well as a word or two on the UFFL Hall of Fame Inductees for 2026. ______________________________________ 2026 UFFL Hall of Fame Inductees: RB Darren Sproles WR Wes Welker QB Eli Manning ______________________________________ 2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS ______________________________________ – East Division – 1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1 2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion* 3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7 4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10 ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 *Silver Medal* 2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6 3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8 4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10 ____________ – West Division – 1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 *Bronze Medal* 2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7 3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8 4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1 __________________ EAST DIVISION ___________________ –– Mutt & Jeff – QB: Herbert/LAC, Willis/MIA, Smith/NYJ, Penix/ATL, Cousins/LVR RB: Taylor/IND, Irving/TB, Jones/MIN, Brian Robinson/ATL, Williams/DAL, Wright/MIA WR: Nacua/LAR, Brown/NE, Samuel/SF, Metcalf/PIT, Allen/IND, Ayomanor/TEN, Hutchinson/HOU TE: Kittle/SF, Ferguson/DAL, Strange/JAX, Barner/SEA K: Aubrey/DAL DEF: LAC, WSH, SEA Prax: RB Johnson/PIT, TE Arroyo/SEA Draft: 1 - WR Cooper/NYJ, 4 - WR Young/CIN –– Waiver Wire Heroes – QB: Stafford, LAR, Mayfield/TB, Ward/TEN RB: Jacobs/GB, Walker/KC, Wilson/SEA, Davis/NYJ, White/WSH, Mason/MIN, Tucker/TB, Kamera/NO WR: McMillan/TB, Chase/CIN, Adams/LAR, Pittman, PIT, Williams/DET, Daniels/LAR, Wicks, PHL, Williams/NYJ TE: Wiley/KC, Kelce/KC, Henry/NE, Helm/TEN K: Fairbairn/HOU DEF: DAL, IND Prax: RB Giddens/IND, QB Howard/PIT –– Free Jamal – QB: Jackson/BLT, Murray/MIN, Brissett/ARZ, Flacco/CIN RB: McCaffrey/SF, Corum/LAR, Warren/PIT, Stevenson/NE, Ali/BLT, Harris/NYG WR: Harrison/ARZ, Waddle/DEN, Kupp/SEA, Wilson/ARZ, Shakir/BUF, McMillian/CAR, Evans/SF, Mooney/NYG TE: Pitts/ATL, LaPorta/DET K: Loop/BLT, Mevis/LAR DEF: MIN, CIN, KC Prax: RB Ott/KC, WR Sturdivant/GB –– Gurley's Gone – QB: Love/GB, Tagovailoa/ATL, McCarthy/MIN RB: Cook/BUF, Gibbs/DET, Gainwell/TB, Lloyd/GB, Mitchell/LAC WR: Golden/GB, Kirk/SF, Doubs/NE, McConkey/LAC, Moore/BUF, Brown/PHL, Mims/DEN, Hunter/JAX, Dell/HOU, Pearsal/SF TE: Loveland/CHI, Gadsden/LAC, Njoku/LAC, Engram/DEN K: Little/JAX DEF: ATL, LVR, TB Prax: WR Bryant/DEN, RB Martinez/SEA Draft: 1 - RB Love/ARZ, 1 - QB Mendoza/LVR, 1 - WR Concepcion/CLV,  4 - QB Beck/ARZ, 4 - WR Lane/BLT, 4 WR Thomas/CHI

  7. May 21

    2026 UFFL TNP: Rookie Draft Grades and Review

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Wednesday, May 21st, 2026 Rookie Draft Grades and Review ____________________________________ The 2026 Rookie Draft has come and gone and John B., Chris, and The Commish are back to discuss the Draft Grades given by Scott and talk about the picks made in the UFFL. PLUS – John B. talks about a special draft he will be involved in with some Fantasy Football "specialists"! ______________________________________  2025 UFFL FINAL STANDINGS ______________________________________ – East Division – 1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1 2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion* 3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7 4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10 ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6 3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8 4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10 ____________ – West Division – 1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7 3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8 4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1 _____________ 2026 Draft Results/Grades GURLEY'S GONE – C+ 1(1) RB Love/ARZ, 1(7) QB Mendoza/LVR, 1(8) WR Concepcion/CLV, 4(37) QB Beck/ARZ, 4(40) WR Lane/BLT, 4(45) WR Thomas/CHI MUTT & JEFF – C 1(10) WR Cooper/NYJ, 5(58) WR Young/CIN WAIVER WIRE HEROES – D+ (None) FREE JAMAL – B+ (None) VICIOUS & DELICIOUS – D 1(11) RB Singleton/TEN, 2(23) WR Branch/ATL, 3(33) WR Douglas/MIA, 4(41) RB Hemby/LVR, 4(47) TE Hibner/BLT, 5(55) WR Law/DET, 5(59) WR Cameron/JAX CARDIFF THE GIANT KILLER – B 2(20) RB Black/SF, 4(39) TE Raridon/NE, 5(56) WR Benson/LVR, 5(60) QB Payton/PHL IMPACT OF OLESTRA – B 1(3) WR Tyson/NO, 1(4) RB Price/SEA, 2(16) RB Allen/WSH, 2(19) RB Randall/BLT, 5(52) TE Endries/CIN KICK-ASS PHILANTHROPISTS – B- 1(2) WR Tate/TEN, 1(12) RB Claiborne/MIN, 2(17) RB Johnson/KC, 3(26) WR Fields/NYG, 3(34) WR Lance/NO, 4(46) RB Henry/WSH, 4(48) TE Trigg/DAL, 5(49) RB Montgomery/NE, 5(50) QB Green/CLV, 5(61) TE Roush/CHI WEST COAST 4 LIFE – C 1(5) WR Lemon/PHL, 3(29) TE Klare/LAR, 4(44) RB Heidenreich/PIT, 5(53) WR Allen/KC ROCHESTER TSCHMINGUS – A- 1(6) TE Sadiq/NYJ, 2(13) RB Coleman/DEN, 2(14) WR Boston/CLV, 2(16) WR Williams/WSH, 2(18) WR Bell/MIA, 2(22) WR Bernard/PIT, 3(25) WR Bell/BUF, 3(30) WR Hurst/TB, 3(31) TE Delp/NO, 3(35) RB McGowan/IND, 4(38) WR Coleman/MIA, 4(42) WR Thompson/LAC THE MISSION – B+ 1(9) TE Stowers/PHL, 2(21) RB Washington/LVR, 2(24) WR Brazzell/CAR, 3(28) QB Simpson/LAR, 3(36) WR Sarratt/BLT, 5(54) WR Burks/IND, 5(57) RB Taylor/JAX COMPTON'S MOST WANTED – B- 3(27) WR Stribling/SF, 3(32) TE Joly/DEN, 4(43) QB Allar/PIT, 5(51) RB Miller/NE

  8. Apr 30

    2026 UFFL TNP: The Last Mock!

    The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.        On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!      It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...      in podcast entertainment form...      brought to you for F-R-E-E!!      By God, it's nearly worth every penny! #Recorded Wednesday, April 29th, 2026 Mock Draft Season! _____________________ The 2026 UFFL Rookie Draft is 1 week away and John B., Chris, and The Commish are here to talk ALL ABOUT it!  The boys give their own mock draft for the 1st round and talk about the prospects (or lack there of) that could be taken or drop to the later rounds. John has heard some rumors! The Commish is also an Insider! Chris is watching the Flyers – it's an Overtime Goal – Philly advances to Round 2! –  It's all here on Total Nonsense!   ______________  2025 UFFL ______________ – East Division – 1.   Mutt & Jeff (Chris) – 11-2-1 2.  Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 8-6 *UFFL XXII Champion* 3.  Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 7-7 4.  Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 4-10 ____________ – Central Division – 1.   Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 8-6 2.  Cardiff Giant The Giant Killer (Matt M.) – 8-6 3.  Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 6-8 4.  Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 4-10 ____________ – West Division – 1.   The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 10-4 2.  Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 7-7 3.  West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 6-8 4.  Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 4-9-1 _____________ 2026 Rookie Draft Order 1st Round  1. GG 2. KAP 3. IMP 4. IMP 5. WC4L 6. RT 7. GG 8. RT 9. TM 10. MJ 11. VD 12. KAP  2nd Round  1. GG 2. RT 3. RT 4. IMP 5. KAP 6. RT 7. IMP 8. CGK 9. TM 10. RT 11. VD 12. TM  3rd Round  1. RT   2. KAP 3. CMW 4. TM 5. WC4L 6. RT 7. RT 8. CMW 9. VD 10. KAP 11. RT 12. TM 4th Round  1. GG 2. RT 3. CMW 4. GG 5. VD 6. RT 7. CMW 8. WC4L 9. GG 10. KAP 11. VD 12. KAP 5th Round  1. KAP 2. KAP 3. CMW 4. IMP 5. WC4L 6. RT 7. VD 8. CGK 9. TM 10. MJ 11. VD 12. CGK

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The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.      On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!     It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...     in podcast entertainment form...     brought to you for F-R-E-E!!     By God, it's nearly worth every penny!

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    THE TOTAL NONSENSE NETWORK
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodes
    136
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    Explicit
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    © 2026 The UFFL Total Nonsense Network
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