Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real ANTM Review

Sissy Tops & The Other Jeannie Retelle
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Minneapolis-based drag queens Sissy Tops and The Other Jeannie Retelle review every episode of the classic queer juggernaut, America's Next Top Model, starting with Cycle 1.

  1. 05/20/2021

    "The Girl Who Wins It All"

    CYCLE 3 FINALE! This one is a doozy. Not because of the episode. We cover the plot for about 20 full minutes! The rest is just mess and laughing our asses off. Sorry not sorry. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.

    1h 34m

  2. 05/13/2021

    "The Girl Who Didn't Hug Goodbye"

    It's Harajuku week and the girls are on a style journey they are most certainly not into. From the confusion in the styling challenge, to Ann's s****y attitude we are one episode away from wrapping up this Tokyo adventure. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.

    1h 30m

  3. 05/06/2021

    "The Girl the Lionesses are Hunting"

    All Tea. No. Seriously. The models learn how to participate in a traditional tea ceremony and according to Norelle, "opening a sliding door in Japan takes five minutes". They also do a shoot for T Mobile with guidance from Tyra. One learns, the rest fumble. We'll let you guess who. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.

    1h 33m

  4. 04/29/2021

    "The Girl Meets Taye Diggs

    THE GIRLS MEET TAYE DIGGS. Do we need to say a whole lot more? I mean, they go to Japan which is cute. But Taye.....Diggs.....ugh. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.

    1h 43m

  5. 04/22/2021

    "The Girl Who is Panic Stricken"

    Do you know what a go see is? It's where you GO and SEE the designers who will potentially hire you. And if you don't remember, don't worry. Tyra and the rest of the ANTM fam will remind you during this whole episode. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.

    1h 39m

  6. 04/15/2021

    "The Girl Who Forgot Her Shoes"

    Do you know what a go see is? It's where you GO and SEE the designers who will potentially hire you. And if you don't remember, don't worry. Tyra and the rest of the ANTM fam will remind you during this whole episode. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.

    1h 29m

  7. 04/08/2021

    "The Girl Who Mutilated the Precious Brownies"

    Not her precious brownies! Anne leaves Cassie a note in her food, but we can't decide what is more nasty...low carb brownies, or Anne's attitude. This is Standards of Beauty: A Fiercely Real America's Next Top Model Review.

    1h 26m

  8. 04/01/2021

    "The Girl Who Cries When She Looks In the Mirror"

    We finally get a light hearted episode y'all! Well, light hearted in comparison to the heavy shit in every other episodes so far this cycle. Come play with us! And remember, the order is inhale, shot, exhale.

    1h 46m
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Minneapolis-based drag queens Sissy Tops and The Other Jeannie Retelle review every episode of the classic queer juggernaut, America's Next Top Model, starting with Cycle 1.

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