Celebrate Creativity

George Bartley

This podcast is a deep dive into the world of creativity  - from Edgar Allan Poe and Walt Whitman to understanding the use of basic AI principles in a fun and practical way.

  1. Practice Baby

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    Practice Baby

    Send us a text NIGHT WATCHMAN (reading): “Betsy Wetsy. Vintage baby doll. A ‘practice baby’—a caretaking toy reflecting changing ideas about childhood play and domestic life…” NARRATOR: He pauses, as if the next line might argue back. NIGHT WATCHMAN (continuing): “Please do not touch the exhibits.” That last part—I wrote myself. [SFX: Another tiny plastic creak.] BETSY WETSY (bright, polite, slightly prim): Mr. Smith. NIGHT WATCHMAN (not surprised, just tired): Evenin’, Betsy. BETSY WETSY: You’re reading it incorrectly. NIGHT WATCHMAN: I’m reading what it says. BETSY WETSY (pleasantly firm): Yes. Incorrectly. NARRATOR (smiling): Betsy Wetsy has the tone of someone who has been misunderstood by history… and would like to speak to the manager of time. NIGHT WATCHMAN: All right. What’s the complaint tonight? BETSY WETSY: The label suggests I am… novelty. NIGHT WATCHMAN: It says “caretaking toy.” BETSY WETSY: That is correct. A caretaking toy is not a novelty. A caretaking toy is training. NARRATOR: The Night Watchman looks at the bottle. Then the diaper. Then the “no demonstrations” sign he definitely wrote after “The Incident.” NIGHT WATCHMAN: Betsy… I’m gonna say this kindly. If you’re about to make a point that requires… liquid proof… the answer’s no. BETSY WETSY (innocent): Mr. Smith. I am a lady. NIGHT WATCHMAN: A lady with plumbing. BETSY WETSY (cheerful): A lady with realism. NARRATOR: And there it is—Betsy’s proudest word. Realism. Because dolls like Betsy weren’t only meant to be held. They were meant to be managed. They turned play into a routine: bottle, burp, diaper, lullaby. Not just “pretend you have a baby,” but “pretend you have a schedule.” BETSY WETSY (warmly instructive): I taught responsibility. NIGHT WATCHMAN: You taught somebody to carry a spare outfit. BETSY WETSY: That is responsibility. NIGHT WATCHMAN (dry): That’s also… preparedness. BETSY WETSY (proud): Exactly. NARRATOR: If you’ve never met Betsy Wetsy, here is the simplest way to say it: she was designed as a “practice baby”—a doll built to imitate baby care in an era when toys were becoming more lifelike, more interactive, more… convincing. And for a certain kind of childhood, she became a rite of passage. A tiny domestic universe with a bottle as the sun. BETSY WETSY (softly pleased): I was beloved. NIGHT WATCHMAN: You were… frequently cleaned. BETSY WETSY: That is also love. Support the show Thank you for experiencing Celebrate Creativity.

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This podcast is a deep dive into the world of creativity  - from Edgar Allan Poe and Walt Whitman to understanding the use of basic AI principles in a fun and practical way.