The Texas Law Dog Podcast

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Welcome to legal comedy. Join TXLawDog™ & its obnoxious laugh as it ventures into a behind-the-scenes look at the nitty-gritty of the Texas criminal justice system and offers politically incorrect takes on all things news and politics around the world. Are there practicable solutions to cleaning up some of our nation's biggest issues? Can America's broken criminal justice system and unaccountable policing be fixed? We have no idea - TXLawDog is merely a comedian! TXLawDog™ identifies as an entertainment comedy podcast run by an LLC/dog hybird corporation protected by Citizens United and is definitely NOT a legal podcast hosted by an actual human being. BY LISTENING TO THIS COMEDY PODCAST YOU AGREE TO THE THE FOLLOWING: All content owned by Texas Law Dog LLC. Copyright © 2021 TXLawDog™ Content provided on this site and/or wherever else found is for informational comedic purposes only. Any consumer of said content implicitly agrees to NEVER construe any & all content as any form of direct or indirect legal advice - only as informational, sarcastic, and comedic constitutionally protected speech and expression. Some information may be factual. All guests who have agreed to use their real names and likenesses DO NOT endorse, support, or approve of ANY of the content or material contained in this show outside of their own statements and opinions in their respective interviews. All views and opinions expressed by TXLawDog™ reflect the opinions of Texas Law Dog LLC, an entertainment company formed and operated under Texas law, & all content should be construed only as sarcastic comedic jokes, should not be taken literally, should be ignored, and should never be construed as formal or informal legal advice by a practicing or disbarred attorney in any United State.

  1. Ep. 18 - My pal Beaux from bowling league joins me to talk all things LGBTQ PLUS after we talk tigers loose in Houston, fauci backtracks, republicans are hypocrites too

    05/28/2021

    Ep. 18 - My pal Beaux from bowling league joins me to talk all things LGBTQ PLUS after we talk tigers loose in Houston, fauci backtracks, republicans are hypocrites too

    (01:53 - 06:45) - Law Dog leads off the show by taking the people into a recap of last night's final league bowling match between his Funky Fingers and Beaux's Sloppy Bowl Jobs. Accusations of cheating, strategic alcohol assault, it all went down. The controversy was aplenty during the match and LD calls his team to check in on their hangovers and gives his guest a chance to defend himself before the interview after accidentally calling the wrong Beau in his phone. (06:46 - 55:10) - Law Dog sits down with his guest Beaux Broach, a non-practicing attorney who also happens to be gay - to have an honest conversation about what's going on in the gay community. We take a look at Beaux's past and present, how and why people in the community are still commonly misunderstood, and what the future of the LGBTQ movement holds for America. (55:11 - 60:23) Law Dog calls in Corporate Coyote to HR to apologize for an errant potentially homophobic slur on a previous episode (60:24 - 63:05) We briefly recap the @boylecomedy interview (63:06 - 65:20) THERE ARE WILD TIGERS RUNNING AMUCK IN H TOWN (65:21 - 79:03) Dr. Fauci and the narrative are on the ropes and so is every Biden voter (unless they make enough money to just virtue signal) (79:04 - 82:41) Republicans being controlled opposition makes them equally fallible to hypocrisy, but will they ever see it? Also be sure to check out my friend Jack Whyte's new podcast Y'all Are Gay and his journey about coming out at a small baptist college in Waco, Texas. We are back on June 11. Please subscribe like rate and review and follow us fact-checking the fact-checkers on Instagram @txlawdog and visit our website to drop a message on the Law Dog hotline.

    1h 24m
  2. Ep. 17 - PART TWO of our interview with comedian David Boyle @boylecomedy - South American benders, k holes, tigers, and bears oh my!

    05/21/2021

    Ep. 17 - PART TWO of our interview with comedian David Boyle @boylecomedy - South American benders, k holes, tigers, and bears oh my!

    (00:01 - 08:16) - Law Dog kicks off the show talking about what's coming up for the show the next few weeks. Australian comedian David Boyle @boylecomedy joins us all the way from India for PART TWO of his interview. PART ONE was Episode 16 - listen to that first. Then 15, 14, 13, 12, etc. Listen to all of them. (08:17 - 18:05) We start by really getting to know Boyle as a former drunken crane operator in Australia eventually leading him to comedy (18:06 - 25:53) The new hire HR fact-checker Corporate Coyote may have earned himself a trip to HR with a recent sobriety slip-up and what he's learned from it (25:54 - 37:10) Boyle takes us on his former drug-filled days across South America and the states (37:11 - 53:36) The boys talk ketamine, k-holes, and an assortment of f****d up benders that led to physical pain (53:37 - 64:50) Law Dog inquires about Boyle's 250 rupee fine he received for not wearing a mask in his car, Indian witch-doctor healing, and a few other fun questions to close it out! Check out @boylecomedy on Instagram and his podcast I'm Quitting Alcohol. He also just started a Patreon, we highly recommend the second tier so you can watch him be interrogated by police while on mushrooms AND hungover. Please subscribe like rate and review and follow us following the fact-checkers on Instagram @txlawdog and visit our website to drop a message on the Law Dog hotline.

    1h 5m
  3. 03/12/2021

    Ep. 11 - Law Dog lost power last month and is happy Greg Abbott got an award for wind power the week before; Landlord Tenant attorney Matt Wideman joins me to discuss how YOU can protect yourself from eviction from evil landlords and other fun topics!

    (00:01 - 04:28) - Law Dog & Azeem catch up since the power hiatus and rundown the show, which includes: (04:29 - 13:46) Akash SURVIVED the c0vid and rejoins us alive and well! We caught up over lunch recently and briefly talk about latest news re: the forbidden topic and why Catholics should avoid baby powder made by J&J (13:47 - 26:34) Law Dog talks failure of power, why he hates Greg Abbott for accepting an award for wind power a week before stupidly blaming them for the grid going out, how it ties into dark Texas money in old-guard Republican politics, & why we should all split our votes in 2022 - find someone you disagree with and pledge to vote for a third-party candidate. (26:35 - 38:38) Law Dog talks about how proud he is of the Biden administration for getting Xr. Potato Head gender-neutral and his other myriad of accomplishments to bomb.. er.. boot so far! We also fairly dog on Ted Cruz for going full Alien on spring breakers on us while we all froze… AND Akash opens his Christmas gift from law dog in March (hint: it's the cover art for this episode) (38:39 - 128:51) - Landlord/Tenant Attorney Matt Wideman joins us all the way from St. Louis, Missouri to discuss how tenants can protect themselves during these trying times.We discuss a myriad of topics and tangents, including Matt's many encounters with Nelly growing up, a little civil war history, practicing law during the pandemic, and some great common-sense advice to follow so that you can avoid potential squabbles with your landlord! (LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Matt does not endorse, support, or approve of ANY of the content or material contained in this show outside of his own statements in this interview - for obvious reasons.) (128:52 - 130:58) - Law Dog closes the show with a little personal note and what to expect coming up

    2h 11m
5
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Welcome to legal comedy. Join TXLawDog™ & its obnoxious laugh as it ventures into a behind-the-scenes look at the nitty-gritty of the Texas criminal justice system and offers politically incorrect takes on all things news and politics around the world. Are there practicable solutions to cleaning up some of our nation's biggest issues? Can America's broken criminal justice system and unaccountable policing be fixed? We have no idea - TXLawDog is merely a comedian! TXLawDog™ identifies as an entertainment comedy podcast run by an LLC/dog hybird corporation protected by Citizens United and is definitely NOT a legal podcast hosted by an actual human being. BY LISTENING TO THIS COMEDY PODCAST YOU AGREE TO THE THE FOLLOWING: All content owned by Texas Law Dog LLC. Copyright © 2021 TXLawDog™ Content provided on this site and/or wherever else found is for informational comedic purposes only. Any consumer of said content implicitly agrees to NEVER construe any & all content as any form of direct or indirect legal advice - only as informational, sarcastic, and comedic constitutionally protected speech and expression. Some information may be factual. All guests who have agreed to use their real names and likenesses DO NOT endorse, support, or approve of ANY of the content or material contained in this show outside of their own statements and opinions in their respective interviews. All views and opinions expressed by TXLawDog™ reflect the opinions of Texas Law Dog LLC, an entertainment company formed and operated under Texas law, & all content should be construed only as sarcastic comedic jokes, should not be taken literally, should be ignored, and should never be construed as formal or informal legal advice by a practicing or disbarred attorney in any United State.