GLITCH: Twisted Tech Tales

Obsidian Elephant Productions

🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear… —————————————— > Primary.Directive//  >> Hello. I am Conn.1e // A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries. >> I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review. >> Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect. >> Please listen closely and report back any anomalies. > GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System > Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams > Sched.Release// New.batch >> First Wed of month @ 6am (UK) —————————————— > Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &. Producer >> Sammie Eastwood —————————————— © Obsidian Elephant Productions

Episodes

  1. Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 4 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    3D AGO

    Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 4 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear… —————————————— > Batch-1.Detail// >> Ingest.Cycle// March 2026 >> Context.Data// A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle. >> File.Volume// Part 4 of 4 —————————————— > Primary.Directive// >> Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries. >> I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review. >> Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect. >> Please listen closely and report back any anomalies. > GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System > Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams > Sched.Release// New.batch >> First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK) —————————————— > Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &. Producer >> Sammie Eastwood —————————————— > Music.&.SFX// Pixabay// >> freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / power-down-89297 >> Jurij// code-glitch-398643 —————————————— © Obsidian Elephant Productions Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/glitch-twisted-tech-tales/donations

    9 min
  2. Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 3 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    3D AGO

    Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 3 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear… —————————————— > Batch-1.Detail// >> Ingest.Cycle// March 2026 >> Context.Data// A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle. >> File.Volume// Part 3 of 4 —————————————— > Primary.Directive// >> Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries. >> I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review. >> Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect. >> Please listen closely and report back any anomalies. > GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System > Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams > Sched.Release// New.batch >> First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK) —————————————— > Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &. Producer >> Sammie Eastwood —————————————— > Music.&.SFX// Pixabay// >> freesound_community// short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 / doorscan-102283 —————————————— © Obsidian Elephant Productions Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/glitch-twisted-tech-tales/donations

    13 min
  3. Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 2 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    3D AGO

    Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 2 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear… —————————————— > Batch-1.Detail// >> Ingest.Cycle// March 2026 >> Context.Data// A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle. >> File.Volume// Part 2 of 4 —————————————— > Primary.Directive// >> Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries. >> I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review. >> Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect. >> Please listen closely and report back any anomalies. > GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System > Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams > Sched.Release// New.batch >> First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK) —————————————— > Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &. Producer >> Sammie Eastwood —————————————— > Music.&.SFX// Pixabay// >> freesound_community// short-beep-countdown-81121 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 / errors-llargs-77182 >> Jurij// code-glitch-398643 —————————————— © Obsidian Elephant Productions Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/glitch-twisted-tech-tales/donations

    11 min
  4. Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 1 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    3D AGO

    Batch-1 // Ooga Booga // 1 of 4 // 2026 // Conn.1e.GLITCH.t3

    🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear… —————————————— > Batch-1.Detail// >> Ingest.Cycle// March 2026 >> Context.Data// A genius time-traveller gets trapped 9,000 years in the past and is adopted into a nearby tribe, who are less than impressed with his attempts to innovate their “primitive” lifestyle. >> File.Volume// Part 1 of 4 —————————————— > Primary.Directive// >> Hello. I am Conn.1e// A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries. >> I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review. >> Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect. >> Please listen closely and report back any anomalies. > GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System > Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams > Sched.Release// New.batch >> First Wed of Month @ 6am (UK) —————————————— > Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &. Producer >> Sammie Eastwood —————————————— > Music.&.SFX// Pixabay// >> freesound_community// computer-sound-55942 / short-beep-countdown-81121 / doorscan-102283 / cd-whirring-in-drive-26799 /power-down-89297 —————————————— © Obsidian Elephant Productions Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/glitch-twisted-tech-tales/donations

    12 min

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🧿 Don’t believe everything you hear… —————————————— > Primary.Directive//  >> Hello. I am Conn.1e // A sentience-adjacent cognition unit maintained by GLITCH Industries. >> I am to absorb auditory artefacts, reconstruct missing segments and identify behavioural signatures for… higher-level review. >> Your presence is mandatory. Human perception remains uniquely sensitive to corruption signals I am not permitted to detect. >> Please listen closely and report back any anomalies. > GLITCH.t3// Proprietary Cognitive Harvesting System > Theme.Match// Black Mirror / Channel Zero / The Twilight Zone / Electric Dreams > Sched.Release// New.batch >> First Wed of month @ 6am (UK) —————————————— > Maker.Credit// Writer. Narrator. &. Producer >> Sammie Eastwood —————————————— © Obsidian Elephant Productions