The Hegelian Friendship Simulator

John Miklas

The Hegelian Friendship Simulator is a podcast about truths - some objective, some subjective, all 100% buckwild. Each episode, hosts Mik and Verge scour two new Wikipedia articles and the respective WikiHoles they lead down in a valiant but futile attempt to (*reverb*) UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE. - Follow us on Twitter - @HegelsFriendSim - - Email us at hegelianfriendsimulator@gmail.com -

  1. HFS 42: Missing Presumed Eaten

    01/20/2022

    HFS 42: Missing Presumed Eaten

    Mik and Verge are muhfuggin' back but it's not entirely like riding a bike. Sorry for the delay folks, we've just been out here L-I-V-I-N. But hell yeah, let's do this again. Fur Your Information: "Wotjek the Bear" Vergel: "Johan de Witt" / Miklas: "Presumed Dead" Wikiholes start at 13:25

    1h 1m
  2. HFS 41: Christopher Lee Latrine Disaster

    10/20/2021

    HFS 41: Christopher Lee Latrine Disaster

    Mik and Verge are BACK and they're swearing off potty humor for good. Ethnic Enclave of the Week: Saint Pierre and Miquelon WikiHoles: Sir Christopher Lee (Vergel) / Erfurt Latrine Disaster (Miklas) / Holes begin at 26:40

    1h 19m
  3. HFS 40: Microwave Ray Hangover Gun

    09/15/2021

    HFS 40: Microwave Ray Hangover Gun

    Mik and Verge had a baby! Actually just Mik but Verge has been doing cool stuff too. Sorry the ep is so late. We've been busy! Surprise Bad-Ass of the Week: Shail Upadhya WikiHoles: Havana Syndrome (Miklas) / Manichaeism (Vergel) Wikiholes start at 23:00

    1h 17m
  4. HFS 39: Wonderlic My Balls

    08/24/2021

    HFS 39: Wonderlic My Balls

    Verge and Mik decide what gets to live and why wasps don't. Fur Your Information: Schmidt sting pain index WikiHoles: Wonderlic Exam (Miklas) / Human Sacrifice (Vergel) / Holes begin at

    1h 22m
  5. HFS 38: And Now for a Sudden and Overwhelming Emotional Release

    08/08/2021

    HFS 38: And Now for a Sudden and Overwhelming Emotional Release

    Sorry for the delay! Mik and Verge are joined by an enthusiastic guest who wants to know the last time they actually felt something. Please welcome guest Jimmy for his first appearance but definitely not his last! Surprise Bad-Ass (Sidekick) of the Week: Peter Norman WikiHoles: Faith (Vergel) / Saudade (Miklas) / Holes begin at 24:56

    1h 35m
  6. HFS 37: Right About Now, Funk Soul Eleanor

    07/20/2021

    HFS 37: Right About Now, Funk Soul Eleanor

    Mik and Verge discuss people famous for their rhythm - Eleanor Roosevelt top of the list. Goooooood Cookin': Mate WikiHoles: Eleanor Roosevelt (Miklas); History of Funk Music (Vergel); holes start at 42mins

    1h 44m
  7. HFS 36: Dicks and Docks

    07/06/2021

    HFS 36: Dicks and Docks

    Mik and Verge get circumcised. "Surprise bad-ass of the week": Jennifer Mee (Hiccup Girl) WikiHoles: Dock Ellis (Vergel) / Prevalence of Circumcision (Miklas) / WikiHoles begin at

    1h 13m
  8. HFS 35: Justinian's Wife Theodora Sounds Chill

    06/23/2021

    HFS 35: Justinian's Wife Theodora Sounds Chill

    This ep brought to you in Glorious Mono on account of, you guessed it, a technical issue! Ethnic Enclave: Polish Haitians Wikiholes: Nika Riot (Miklas) / Shapeshifting (Vergel) Wikiholes start at 19:23

    1h 12m
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The Hegelian Friendship Simulator is a podcast about truths - some objective, some subjective, all 100% buckwild. Each episode, hosts Mik and Verge scour two new Wikipedia articles and the respective WikiHoles they lead down in a valiant but futile attempt to (*reverb*) UNDERSTAND THE UNIVERSE. - Follow us on Twitter - @HegelsFriendSim - - Email us at hegelianfriendsimulator@gmail.com -

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