Shadowhunters Sh*ttalk

Jessica Hutchinson
  • 1.0 (1)
  • TV REVIEWS
  • UPDATED WEEKLY

Jess, a dismayed fan of Cassandra Clare's Shadowhunter Chronicles, shares her views on the Shadowhunters TV Show, SPOILERS, she doesn't think much of it! This podcast takes the form of commentaries for each episode of the show - so grab a drink, or a friend, and watch the show and listen along. It's going to be a cathartic and hilarious journey!

  1. 10/21/2020

    How Was This Show Not Cancelled After This?

    'Morning Star' at this point do the episode names really have anything to do with the contents of the episode? It's here Episode 13 - the finale of Shadowhunters Shittalk (season 1)! This episode has got it all folks: bad acting of course, particularly from you know who (I've realised she only has one mode: angry-teeth-baring), a terrible terrible script, non-existent direction and one shite fight scene. It's a good thing it's spooky season because this episode was spookily bad!!!

    52 min

  2. 10/14/2020

    It's A Nice Day For A Teal Wedding

    'Malec' is a tumblr ship name and should not be the title of a Shadowhunters episode - are the screenwriters 13 years old? It's the penultimate episode of Shadowhunters Shittalk season 1 and Alec and Magnus are salty, Alec and Jace are salty, Jace and Clary are salty ... overall everyone's as sweet as the Dead Sea. There's one VERY unwelcome cameo, the saddest bachelor party and an English guy with horns.

    49 min

  3. 10/07/2020

    They Turned The Terrific Twist Terrible

    'Blood Calls to Blood' ooh it's time for the big twist in Cassandra Clare's City of Bones. It's Episode 11 of Shadowhunters Shittalk and just when I think I couldn't get any more frustrated, the show producers decided to rush through the brilliant climax of City of Bones in about two minutes. But it's ok, they waste time on an invented court room drama instead.

    52 min

  4. 09/30/2020

    The AU Episode No One Asked For

    'This World Inverted' is something that never should have existed. It's episode 10 of Shadowhunters Shittalk and you know what that means... it's the infamous Alternate Universe episode! Alec is out of the closet, Simon and Jace are hipsters, Issy's a cute nerd and there's a madhatter tea party...of course... just like in the books *warning heavy sarcasm present*. Basically this episode is full-on filler but I reluctantly enjoyed it!

    56 min

  5. 09/23/2020

    I Have No Idea What's Going On Here.

    'Rise Up' in the ranks of worst podcast episode ever, mainly because my brain couldn't string two words together, but also unexpected sudden construction works in the next room (great).  In episode 9 of Shadowhunters Shittalk Meliorn got captured and I'm still not sure why. I discuss the future of the pod, how Simon looks 'wide and chalky' with the new vamp makeup, and how Magnus is too good for Alec.

    1 hr

  6. 09/09/2020

    Simon Is A Real-Boy-Vampire And I’m Sad

    Get ready cause baby now we got “Bad Blood”. I’m back with my commentary for Episode 8 of Shadowhunters Shittalk. I yawn too much and can’t form proper sentences… so just a normal day for me (sorry!) In this episode I present a lukewarm defence of Alberto’s acting and get annoyed by the first of the insulting eastereggs featuring cherished Infernal Devices characters (Charlotte Branwell deserves respect).

    53 min

  7. 09/02/2020

    Why Is Shadowhunters Still Trying To Be A Bad Cop Drama?

    Katie and I reunite to talk over episode 7 of Shadowhunters ‘Major Arcana’. The team are back at the police precinct for more filler content *sigh* . Warning, Episode 7 of Shadowhunters Shittalk contains one stressed Simon, suspicious mundanes and Snoreen.

    55 min

  8. 08/26/2020

    Full of Frankly Frightful Flashbacks.

    For an episode called "Of Men and Angels" it hasn't got much to say about men...or angels. Listen to me be in an especially good mood for episode 6 of Shadowhunters Shittalk, and listen to my mood become somewhat soured because of bad plot structure, bad invented lore and even more bad flashbacks.

    56 min
See All (13)

About

Jess, a dismayed fan of Cassandra Clare's Shadowhunter Chronicles, shares her views on the Shadowhunters TV Show, SPOILERS, she doesn't think much of it! This podcast takes the form of commentaries for each episode of the show - so grab a drink, or a friend, and watch the show and listen along. It's going to be a cathartic and hilarious journey!

Information

  • Creator
    Jessica Hutchinson
  • Episodes
    13
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Jessica Hutchinson
  • Show Website
    Shadowhunters Sh*ttalk